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[Wes]

Yo kids. I think that Pogba guy might turn out to be half decent. Heard it here first.

 

[KidA Seven]

Is Brum Birmingham?

Not stepping foot in the midlands.

If that's your best example of snide behaviour I'd go to bed now.

Nope. I was just telling you to back off our cunts. Our cunts scare you. Admit it.

 

[Wilbur]

Can't wait to see Suso v Januzaj v Allen v Fabregas in 2015

 

[LegoArmo]

Evans is pure class. Wouldn't look out of place at Barcelona.

Fergie always knew he was better than Pique.

 

[Vivalaraza]

De Guzman is well good man.

 

[Milchmonster]

Subotic applauding the fans while being taken out of the stadium, posting pictures of him smiling, posting stuff like "everything's gonna be alright" and "I'll be back stronger" and all that after just being ruled out for the rest of the season.

You've got to admire this guy.

 

[Splatt]

People talking about Pogba.

They don't know about Iago Aspas.

 

[Wilbur]

De Guzman is well good man.

Another midfielder better than ours. Sigh

3-3. Wooden proven right on Laudrup.

Utterly and totally wrong on gore Vidal

 

[KidA Seven]

Can't wait to see Suso v Januzaj v Deulofeu v Gnabry v Barkley v Ravel v Lopes v Jese v Berardi in 2015

Bring it.

 

[L1NETT]

Yeah brum is birmingham. It's nice, edgbaston area especially.

There is a nandos right next to the cinema. Trust me gravity is worth it.

 

[Vivalaraza]

Brum accent is absolutely awful.

Words go on for fucking ever.

 

[Arnie]

Speaking of Joe Allen he was good when he came on against Fulham.

Saying that fucking Cleverley would sparkle against Fulham.

But still.

 

[Salazar]

Cazorla looked well fat.

 

[Wilbur]

Also on the subject of that wooden, I've gone well off AVB. Watching Spurs this year is like watching someone tickle my grandad's anus with a feather - funny but only because it's so utterly dejecting

Fuck spurs. Based Lamela deserves better. Space monkey Townsend needs to star in gravity 2

 

[L1NETT]

Brum accent is absolutely awful.

Words go on for fucking ever.

WRONG

It's smooth and buttery.

But not a patch on Yorkshire accent.

 

[Hixx]

WAT?

Where was the handball?

Think he's a good defender if not great. Probably not United level, but he's quick, can tackle, not afraid to make a challenge, does what's asked of him. Good lad. Bit braindead.

Did you go today? Heard brown was exquisite



:lol

#freefran

He was brilliant.

A MAN MOUNTAIN

 

[Carbonox]

That wasn't even a handball? Angle showed it hit the Swansea player's chest...

What a torrid weekend for referees.

 

[Vivalaraza]

Who is this ref.

What the fuck is he doing?

 

[Tc91]

??? Swansea got robbed.

 

[Wilbur]

Hixx please answer mee re: Wesley brown

 

[cremino]

Seems that Napoli fans set free ballons full of urine towards Juventus fans LOL

 

[Arnie]

Can't watch Match of the Day so I'll just post this photo.

As soon as I finish this work I'm gonna collapse into bed with Homeland.

 

[Yen]

Seen the Pirlo and Pogba goals. Flip me!

 

[3Sixty]

Pen for me

 

[Hixx]

Hixx please answer mee re: Wesley brown

i did he was great

 

[Broder Salsa]

Another midfielder better than ours. Sigh

3-3. Wooden proven right on Laudrup.

Utterly and totally wrong on gore Vidal

I was mostly just being a dick cause I was getting angry at Juve not beating Benitez and the rest of the Napoli cunts more comfortable. Mostly I say, cause your love for Vidal is still baffling even if he's a good midfielder.

Max Meyer>Januzaza>Soso

and if that turns out not to be true uncle Roman will buy the better one.

 

[Wilbur]

Can't watch Match of the Day so I'll just post this photo.

As soon as I finish this work I'm gonna collapse into bed with Homeland.

(From L-R): horse knees, prison rapist, wannabe Phil Jones, glue sniffer, worse than Buttner, Scouse, inter reject, worse diver than ashley young, django chained, GLEN

 

[Hixx]

John O'Shea should retire though he is 32(?) going on 50. Watching him try to deal with Aguero would have been hilarious for a neutral.

 

[Wilbur]

i did he was great

in an edit

im on my phone

sympathy

Always liked Wes. Was the superior utility man between him and Johnny Sheasy.

Dat chip against Almunia though. Fuck we've given you some great players. Welbeck. Match winner Bardsley. Brazilian porn star Keiran Richardson. Dwight (kind of)

 

[Barzul]

Just beat Bioshock Infinite. Definitely my GOTY.

 

[Broder Salsa]

The guy who sold drugs next door to me is pretty much an exact clone of Skrtel.

 

[Clegg]

Manchester United aim to be top of the table by new year, says Wayne Rooney

Yes Wayne

 

[Zabojnik]

Seems that Napoli fans set free ballons full of urine towards Juventus fans LOL

They also sent four our fans to the hospital, apparently, and destroyed the bathrooms of the away sector. Fucking animals. Our fans insulted them again tonight, of course, which means curva sud will stay closed in our next domestic match. Worth it.

 

[Wilbur]

Reckon I feel about Rooney the way a fair amount of sane Liverpool fans do about Suarez. Cunt. Welcome to leave. But for a price and he better carry on doing the business.

Which waz is so fair play to him.

 

[Hixx]

in an edit

im on my phone

sympathy

Always liked Wes. Was the superior utility man between him and Johnny Sheasy.

Dat chip against Almunia though. Fuck we've given you some great players. Welbeck. Match winner Bardsley. Brazilian porn star Keiran Richardson. Dwight (kind of)

Yorkie is my favourite

Fucking controlled the midfield in the Championship and still did a good job in our first season back up.

 

[K1LLER7]

We need to sign Wayne up or try and sell him (abroad preferably) before he leaves on a free.

He's on it this season.

 

[Baconsaurus Rex]

The guy who sold drugs next door to me is pretty much an exact clone of Skrtel.

That's funny. Skrtel is exactly how I imagine the stereotypical drugs dealer looks like.

 

[Wilbur]

I bought an eighth once off someone who was the spitting image of a 20 year old Ivan Lendl

 

[Arnie]

Something funny about Wilbury calling other people GLEN.

 

[Xhenxhefil]

Brum accent is absolutely awful.

Words go on for fucking ever.

Oi, it's bostin'.

 

[Wilbur]

Love that the only one you have issue with is the most accurate one :lol

Apart from the wannabe Phil jones bit. Most accurate.

 

[pappe]

We need to sign Wayne up or try and sell him (abroad preferably) before he leaves on a free.

He's on it this season.

I told you cunts he will be great for us this yr.He is proving me right.

Hopefully he keeps playing well and signs a new contract soon.

 

[Zabojnik]

If it weren't for those 20mins of ordinary madness in Firenze ... We'd be on top. Watch out, Riomma. The Juve train is coming.

 

[Carbonox]

Tim Krul - omg please spread your dutch butter on my lips

Cheick Tiote - ever since getting the armband Mr T has returned with a vengeance

Loic Remy - newcastle pls bid 50m for permanent signing

Yohan Cabaye - I'd use Krul's Dutch butter on my yohan kebab

Different side to Newcastle from that City cup game onwards. Dunno what's going on. Some legit good football now.

 

[Yen]

Oi, it's bostin'.

In Man of Steel, it seemed like Amy Adams had a Boston accent in her first scene, then forgot about it for the rest of the film.

 

[Fergie]

Holy shit at the Swansea pen.

What a fucking joke.



Shut the fuck up Hughes.

 

[Wilbur]

Love seeing resurgent Newcastle. Willkillscielny may have forgotten about you honey Carbo but I haven't. Up the mags

And the Mackems

AHH HELL DAT NORTH EAST

Forza DARLINGTON

 

[Arnie]

Love that the only one you have issue with is the most accurate one :lol

Apart from the wannabe Phil jones bit. Most accurate.

I don't have an issue with any of it because I know you're joking.

I know that you'd rather have the likes of Coutinho over Kagawa, Johnson over Rafael, Suarez over Rooney, Hendo over Andesron. Etc etc ad infinitum until death do us part

 

[Wilbur]

Forgot Fat Ando existed. Kudos, Ahnuld.

Worrying when he can't get a sniff in. Should sell him to Sunderland.

 

[Clegg]

Funniest thing about Newcastle beating Spurs was the return of Kyoufu.