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[Suen]

and zero titles

It's ok. They kinda won four titles when they won 4-2 against you.

 

[KidA Seven]

It's ok. They kinda won four titles when they won 4-2 against you.

Berbamad rejected them in favor of Fulham.


FULHAM

 

[Broder Salsa]

Never tried it before. LA Noire OT sounds hilarious


March is getting ridiculously stacked now

Dark Souls
Titanfall
Infamous:SS
Destiny

Everytime people say Infamous SS I want a schutzstaffel superhero game

 

[Suen]

Berbamad rejected them in favor of Fulham.


FULHAM

Berbatov saw the light, he saw the future. The best will go to Fulham in the near future.

Everytime people say Infamous SS I want a schutzstaffel superhero game

Bacon pls.

 

[FootballFan]

Berbamad rejected them in favor of Fulham.


FULHAM

Epl innit.

 

[Wilbur]

Qualified for the second round. Fucking yes.

Drew 1-1 in Leverkusen
Drew 1-1 at home to Madrid.
Won 1-0 in Glasgow.
Drew 0-0 at home to Leverkusen
Drew 0-0 at home to Celtic

qualified with a game to spare

And now Arsenal are offering me the job there. Hmm. They're 11th. No CL. Lots of money. Chance to win more shit

i think i'll turn it down. Only gonna take the United job if that becomes available.

 

[Scum]

C. Ronaldo is a cunt.
Messi is a cunt.
We're all cunts.

I'd give the baloon door to Ribery.
But I want Messi to get it.

 

[KidA Seven]

Qualified for the second round. Fucking yes.

Drew 1-1 in Leverkusen
Drew 1-1 at home to Madrid.
Won 1-0 in Glasgow.
Drew 0-0 at home to Leverkusen
Drew 0-0 at home to Celtic

qualified with a game to spare

And now Arsenal are offering me the job there. Hmm. They're 11th. No CL. Lots of money. Chance to win more shit

i think i'll turn it down. Only gonna take the United job if that becomes available.

What's your starting 11?

 

[FootballFan]

C. Ronaldo is a cunt.
Messi is a cunt is a cunt.
We're all cunts.

I'd give the baloon door to Ribery.
But I want Messi to get it.

I agree

 

[Scum]

Qualified for the second round. Fucking yes.

Drew 1-1 in Leverkusen
Drew 1-1 at home to Madrid.
Won 1-0 in Glasgow.
Drew 0-0 at home to Leverkusen
Drew 0-0 at home to Celtic

qualified with a game to spare

And now Arsenal are offering me the job there. Hmm. They're 11th. No CL. Lots of money. Chance to win more shit

i think i'll turn it down. Only gonna take the United job if that becomes available.

Has the draw happened yet? Who do you face? I bet it's Juve.

 

[Messi]

England 0 - 2 Chile, just noticed that.

And Vidal wasn't even playing. Woy pls.

Dat Sanchez effect

 

[Wilbur]

What's your starting 11?

Jack Butland; Adam Smith, Tom Lees, Lewis Dunk, Jeremy Helen; Paul Corry, Joe Ledley; Michail Antonio, Ravel Morrison, Robbie Brady; Chris Wood

 

[Arnie]

Jack Butland; Adam Smith, Tom Lees, Lewis Dunk, Jeremy Helen; Paul Corry, Joe Ledley; Michail Antonio, Ravel Morrison, Robbie Brady; Chris Wood

Ah, Adam Smith, I see.

As a club you've potentially underachieved.

 

[Wilbur]

Has the draw happened yet? Who do you face? I bet it's Juve.

Nope! Comes after the final match in the Bernabeu.

Which is now. Tee hee.

say that again arnie you fucking clitoral hood

 

[Frank the Great]

I learned a few things today:

1. Germany are cunts. Especially Kroos.
2. Icelandic referees are terrible.
3. Abate has a left foot.
4. Fuck Allegri.

 

[FootballFan]

Jack Butland; Adam Smith, Tom Lees, Lewis Dunk, Jeremy Helen; Paul Corry, Joe Ledley; Michail Antonio, Ravel Morrison, Robbie Brady; Chris Wood

Chris wood
Legend

 

[Arnie]

Wilbury thinks Black Hawk Down is average.

I'm out.

p.s. missed England cus I was watching the Wrestling.

CM PUNK

CM PUNK

Spoiler

it's a bit shit wrestlin, innit

 

[Scum]

Nope! Comes after the final match in the Bernabeu.

Which is now. Tee hee.

say that again arnie you fucking clitoral hood

Holy shit.

Ah, Adam Smith, I see.

As a club you've potentially underachieved.

 

[Wilbur]

Haven't seen it for a while to be honest. It's better than average. Certainly no masterpiece.

Anyway, the point is that Ridley Scott is a complete director for hire with a reputation for making amazing films that I probably wouldn't even attribute so much to him. He's only as good as his script and the people around him.

And yes wrestling is fucking pants

 

[G-Unit]

Wait, wilbury is back? hello you fuck

 

[Wilbur]

i've been here a week baby

why dont you love me anymore

 

[Batigol]

#rRIPHAPPYTIMES

Lol I was at that game

Recorded MOTD just so I could see Gerrard's reaction up close

 

[Arnie]

Black Hawk Down is a phenomenal film.

Not average, or good, but phenomenal.

stop frontin'

Just turned down staying at a work do because my mum's hitting town in the morning and I'm meeting her for a coffee. Some hot babes were getting wasted on a tab but I taxi'd home to get sleep. What am I doing. It was fancy dress and some of them looked so fit my bollocks wanted to implode.

 

[G-Unit]

i've been here a week baby

why dont you love me anymore

Spoiler

TITS OR GTFO

 

[Wilbur]

Black Hawk Down is a phenomenal film.

Not average, or good, but phenomenal.

stop frontin'

Just turned down staying at a work do because my mum's hitting town in the morning and I'm meeting her for a coffee. Some hot babes were getting wasted on a tab but I taxi'd home to get sleep. What am I doing. It was fancy dress and some of them looked so fit my bollocks wanted to implode.

turning down punan for mummy
i'm fucking disappointed

this is the reason liverpool fail
no balls
no pull
no desire to eat cunt until the morn

come on honey

learn from g-unit

 

[Scum]

Black Hawk Down is a phenomenal film.

Not average, or good, but phenomenal.

stop frontin'

Just turned down staying at a work do because my mum's hitting town in the morning and I'm meeting her for a coffee. Some hot babes were getting wasted on a tab but I taxi'd home to get sleep. What am I doing. It was fancy dress and some of them looked so fit my bollocks wanted to implode.

I, for one, am shocked and appalled, Arnie. Disgraceful.

 

[Wilbur]

To make you feel better

read the last line over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and

 

[Arnie]

let's be honest

I probably wasn't getting the pink patty.

but i will have a clear head and a nice hug with mommy tomorrow

so get fucked pizcheque

annnnddddddd

 

[Freewheelin']

I've never seen Black Hawk Down. Top cast though.

 

[Wilbur]

Hugs from mummy are great, let's not knock.

Oi ur second snapchat, what was that all about. Don't tell me that was REAL

 

[Scum]

CoC QF.

 

[Arnie]

Hugs from mummy are great, let's not knock.

Oi ur second snapchat, what was that all about. Don't tell me that was REAL

That was real.

A football agent was one of our guests at our WWE VIP party and he brought my colleague Luke a signed copy of Rio's book.

 

[bud]

mom's hugs are surreal.

during those moments, i'm genuinely able to forget about my worries and afterwards i feel like a stronger person.

 

[Scum]

mom's hugs are surreal.

during those moments, i'm genuinely able to forget about my worries and afterwards i feel like a stronger person.

With you bud, I'll never know though. But do you mean your own mum or...

...

:3

 

[Wilbur]

That was real.

A football agent was one of our guests at our WWE VIP party and he brought my colleague Luke a signed copy of Rio's book.

Serioussssssss son. Lucky helmet.

Who wrestled tonight? Anyone relevant between 1998-2005?

mom's hugs are surreal.

during those moments, i'm genuinely able to forget about my worries and afterwards i feel like a stronger person.

They're weird, ain't they? All the shit I've been through recently and a hug from mum looks great.

Ex texted me the other day like "I just want to apologise for all the shit I've done recently, broke up with the new boyfriend and realised he's a rebound, realised how nice you were to me and all you did for me and I miss you and we were best friends"

I was like "okay thank you, i miss you too but you gave me no respect"

She just apologised again

WOMEN

 

[shortyme]

Serioussssssss son. Lucky helmet.

Who wrestled tonight? Anyone relevant between 1998-2005?



They're weird, ain't they? All the shit I've been through recently and a hug from mum looks great.

Ex texted me the other day like "I just want to apologise for all the shit I've done recently, broke up with the new boyfriend and realised he's a rebound, realised how nice you were to me and all you did for me and I miss you and we were best friends"

I was like "okay thank you, i miss you too but you gave me no respect"

She just apologised again

WOMEN

EH! Calm your beard. We're not all ridiculous.
To be clear: I am, I'm not saying I'm not, but my entire sex is not ridiculous.

 

[bud]

would you ever get back together with her if you could? i wouldn't be able trust someone like that anymore.

but who am i kidding
i'm going to die alone anyway

With you bud, I'll never know though. But do you mean your own mum or...

...

:3

haha, my real mom!

 

[Wilbur]

EH! Calm your beard. We're not all ridiculous.
To be clear: I am, I'm not saying I'm not, but my entire sex is not ridiculous.

shut up u r ok
give me poontang nd shut up

would you ever get back together with her if you could? i couldn't trust someone like that anymore.

but who am i kidding
i'm going to die alone anyway

I'd love to haha. Wasn't ever happier than when I was with her.

But I wouldn't and I won't. Like you say, I can't trust her. And she said she's so sorry and completely took me for granted and realised how much she fucked up, but something made her do it in the first place innit. Wasn't meant to be. C'est la vie.

All I need is my Adnan, my Shinji and my Arnie.

 

[Scum]

Serioussssssss son. Lucky helmet.

Who wrestled tonight? Anyone relevant between 1998-2005?



They're weird, ain't they? All the shit I've been through recently and a hug from mum looks great.

Ex texted me the other day like "I just want to apologise for all the shit I've done recently, broke up with the new boyfriend and realised he's a rebound, realised how nice you were to me and all you did for me and I miss you and we were best friends"

I was like "okay thank you, i miss you too but you gave me no respect"

She just apologised again

WOMEN

Go get your cock wet elsewhere. You're at uni, are you not?

would you ever get back together with her if you could? i wouldn't be able trust someone like that anymore.

but who am i kidding
i'm going to die alone anyway



haha, my real mom!

 

[Wilbur]

Go get your cock wet elsewhere. You're at uni, are you not?

oh i have

until you have fingered a girl dressed as a nun, scum my friend

you haven't lived

 

[shortyme]

shut up u r ok
give me poontang nd shut up

You mean poutine, right? mmmmmm poutine

 

[Wilbur]

It looks repugnant but also delicious, like an elderly librarian's foaming snatch

 

[bud]

food that looks like garbage is the best kind of food.

sometimes.

 

[shortyme]

ya, that sums up poutine pretty well.

 

[Wilbur]

ya, that sums up poutine pretty well.

my retrospective edit will make u regret your words, bananaz

 

[bud]

ya, that sums up poutine pretty well.

are you an archaeologist

 

[Freewheelin']

sheeit

at least there's no footie on tomorrow, fuck work.

 

[shortyme]

my retrospective edit will make u regret your words, bananaz

fuck

 

[Scum]

oh i have

until you have fingered a girl dressed as a nun, scum my friend

you haven't lived

I'm already dead. O.O

It looks repugnant but also delicious, like an elderly librarian's foaming snatch

Such a way with words. :lol

 

[Wilbur]

FUCK