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[Broder Salsa]

My studying music is crazybus menu theme

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sC0cvwnG0Ik

try and open like 20 tabs of it, the sound will cancel itself out.

 

[KidA Seven]

Add this face

Even Pulga asked for it.

 

[Fry]

i wish to see buds asshole

 

[Wilbur]

I bet it's beautiful like a snowflake, a virgin's first ejaculate, a vial of Pirlo's urine

 

[shortyme]

 

[bud]

please stop talking about my anus.

 

[Wilbur]

Moyes will penetrate it again

I genuinely thought we'd lost you forever

 

[The_Hitcher89]

watch deadwood u cunt pls

Getting it for Christmas

 

[bud]

i've succumbed to moyes' penetrating devices

 

[Hixx]

Why do I come in here after 1






Why

 

[Wilbur]

If you live in Sunderland and you don't see butthole all the time then I just don't know what to say

Who you playing next weekend Hixxy

 

[Messi]

I hate when I am wiping my ass and I accidentally touch my anus with my finger. . Does not happen often though.

 

[Hixx]

If you live in Sunderland and you don't see butthole all the time then I just don't know what to say

Who you playing next weekend Hixxy

Stoke

I hate when I am wiping my ass and I accidentally touch my anus with my finger. . Does not happen often though.

you need to.find a paper that is tough not to tear but soft enough to not leave winnits

 

[Wilbur]

Stoke need to die

 

[panty]

What the FUCK is this?

http://new.livestream.com/polygon/ps4-live-stream/videos/34739965

How the hell are these people game journalists? I'm in shock... like, what the fuck?

 

[L1NETT]

What the jaffa cakes is going on in there.

All this talk of anus.

 

[bud]

which one are you watching? i'm watching the killzone video. that guy keeps saying the stupidest fucking things.

 

[panty]

which one are you watching? i'm watching the killzone video. that guy keeps saying the stupidest fucking things.

Yeah I'm watching the 2nd clip the Killzone one and that little dipshit on the left says the dumbest fucking thing I've heard in a long while.

Fucking Polygon. These two are even bigger fanboys than me.

 

[Messi]

Stoke



you need to.find a paper that is tough not to tear but soft enough to not leave winnits

I learned my lesson. Lots of paper wiping that ass. None of this folding it twice nonsense. Granted I think this is what is leading me to blocking toilets. I left a KFC's toilet blocked a few weeks back, just walked out the front door. Felt like a proper cunt.

 

[bud]

how many toilets have you blocked in your lifetime?! good god, man.

 

[bud]

how do you even block a toilet

i've shat the biggest shits in the world

nada

i've flushed down condoms

nada

what exactly is it that comes out of your anus

 

[Freewheelin']

He drops WMDs out of his anus, only explanation really

 

[Fry]

i hate when i wipe my ass like 15 times and theres still shit coming out in the paper

 

[Scum]

You guys! I don't even... :lol

What the FUCK is this?

http://new.livestream.com/polygon/ps4-live-stream/videos/34739965

How the hell are these people game journalists? I'm in shock... like, what the fuck?

Panty, pls. Visit Official Threads or pop in here for talk about games. Stay away from "game journalists".

 

[arkon]

how do you even block a toilet

i've shat the biggest shits in the world

nada

i've flushed down condoms

nada

what exactly is it that comes out of your anus

It's all down to an accretion of shit.

 

[Wilbur]

I hate that too when you just wipe and wipe and wipe and still your asshole is more brown than dev Patel's penis

 

[Messi]

how do you even block a toilet

i've shat the biggest shits in the world

nada

i've flushed down condoms

nada

what exactly is it that comes out of your anus

Too much paper, too much shit. I don't wanna touch my anus, so more paper.

I say maybe once a month or two I need to unclog one. Usually the work toilet as the flow is not so good.

I hate that too when you just wipe and wipe and wipe and still your asshole is more brown than dev Patel's penis

Wilbs pls

 

[Fry]

I hate that too when you just wipe and wipe and wipe and still your asshole is more brown than dev Patel's penis

the only solution is a shower

and fingering your anus

 

[panty]

You guys! I don't even... :lol



Panty, pls. Visit Official Threads or pop in here for talk about games. Stay away from "game journalists".

Oh I know. Bud was just asking for a link for the polygon stream and I decided to take a peak. I can't just understand how anyone can take these fuckers seriously. Unbelievable.

 

[Scum]

the only solution is a shower

and fingering your anus

D:

Oh I know. Bud was just asking for a link for the polygon stream and I decided to take a peak. I can't just understand how anyone can take these fuckers seriously. Unbelievable.

You only have to look at GamingGAF for that. The mainstream media know their audience regardless of what most of those on gaming side say about them. That's why I find review threads fucking hilarious. :lol

 

[Wilbur]

sometimes i finger myself to see how much it bleeds
its like adrenaline, the pain is such a sudden rush for me
see everything you say is real, and i respect you cause you tell it
my penis's jealous 'cause i talk about you 24/7
but she don't know you like i know you asshole, no one does
she don't know what it was like for people like us growin' up, you gotta call me man,
i'll be the biggest fan you'll ever lose
sincerely yours, wilbury ps. next time i'll use fingers two

 

[panty]

D:


You only have to look at GamingGAF for that. The mainstream media know their audience regardless of what most of those on gaming side say about them. That's why I find review threads fucking hilarious. :lol

Game reviews are a joke. I've never bought a game based on reviews, never.

lol, yosp is amazing

 

[Scum]

Get a bidet, Wilbs.

 

[pulga]

Vicente del Bosque has revealed he voted for Xavi, Iniesta and someone else for the Balon d'Or.

Another reason why the award has become absolute shit; people voting because of political compromises or friendship.

Xavi and Iniesta have been shit all year, Vicente.


edit: oh, and he also voted for Benitez. Yeah. utter bullshit

 

[Scum]

Vicente del Bosque has revealed he voted for Xavi, Iniesta and someone else for the Balon d'Or.

Another reason why the award has become absolute shit; people voting because of political compromises or friendship.

Xavi and Iniesta have been shit all year, Vicente.


edit: oh, and he also voted for Benitez. Yeah. utter bullshit

Messi or Neymar to win it.

 

[Wilbur]

Get a bidet, Wilbs.

Is this Japanese

you know how I feel about Japanese things

Vicente del Bosque has revealed he voted for Xavi, Iniesta and someone else for the Balon d'Or.

Another reason why the award has become absolute shit; people voting because of political compromises or friendship.

Xavi and Iniesta have been shit all year, Vicente.


oh, and he also voted for Benitez. Yeah.

Hahaha

I don't understand why independent adjudicators don't vote. Fucking getting the national manager of Papa New Guinea means dick all

 

[danwarb]

What the FUCK is this?

http://new.livestream.com/polygon/ps4-live-stream/videos/34739965

How the hell are these people game journalists? I'm in shock... like, what the fuck?

Guy on the right thinks everything technical sounding means dynamic shadows, and there was no self shadowing on characters until KZSF.

 

[GorillaJu]

Walcott doesn't like RVP

Spoiler

WAZUP

Oh.

My.

God.

:lololol

 

[Scum]

Is this Japanese

you know how I feel about Japanese things



Hahaha

I don't understand why independent adjudicators don't vote. Fucking getting the national manager of Papa New Guinea means dick all

Wilbury, pls. The bidet? French. The show? Japanese.

 

[Wilbur]

YOU KNOW HOW I FEEL ABOUT JAPANESE THINGS

 

[Freewheelin']

We never really hear stories from outside of the pitch, so these revelations about RVP in the Walcott book are interesting. Let's be honest, though. He was, and always will be, a massive prick.

 

[Scum]

YOU KNOW HOW I FEEL ABOUT JAPANESE THINGS

Go back to bed, Wilbury. You're drunk.

We never really hear stories from outside of the pitch, so these revelations about RVP in the Walcott book are interesting. Let's be honest, though. He was, and always will be, a massive prick.

Oh come on. Walcott's not that bad.

 

[GorillaJu]

I had never used an ass-shower before I got to Japan, but using it I can't believe I ever lived without it. When I move back home I am absolutely getting a Japanese washlet style toilet. That feeling when you sit back down in your chair at work, your bowels emptied and your little starfish, all puckered up and clean like a glass straight from the dish washer... That gif above doesn't quite do it justice.

 

[Freewheelin']

Go back to bed, Wilbury. You're drunk.


Oh come on. Walcott's not that bad.

:loool.

RVP sounds genuinely embarrassing though. Cunt, I hate him.

 

[Wilbur]

Walcott's a little fucking pussy boy who likes to pretend he's big man like the rest of the pussy Arsenal team

 

[Scum]

I had never used an ass-shower before I got to Japan, but using it I can't believe I ever lived without it. When I move back home I am absolutely getting a Japanese washlet style toilet. That feeling when you sit back down in your chair at work, your bowels emptied and your little starfish, all puckered up and clean like a glass straight from the dish washer... That gif above doesn't quite do it justice.

The Western world just plain sucks.

:loool.

RVP sounds genuinely embarrassing though. Cunt, I hate him.

Shame on you, Free.

Walcott's a little fucking pussy boy who likes to pretend he's big man like the rest of the pussy Arsenal team

When is he back from his injury, anyway?

 

[shortyme]

:loool.

RVP sounds genuinely embarrassing though. Cunt, I hate him.

You're so sour. So very sour.

 

[Batigol]

Wish I could buy a bidet in Ireland. Got no where to put it anyway

Plus I just use the showerhead. Same thing, really

 

[GorillaJu]

Wish I could buy a bidet in Ireland. Got no where to put it anyway

Plus I just use the showerhead. Same thing, really

There isn't a Toto distributor in the UK? A Toto Washlet is an electronic toilet that has a bidet (for vaginas), a butt shower (for anuses), with adjustable direction, pressure and temperature, an automatic warming seat, and a self-deodorizer and cleaner. The ones in Japan also have different flush amounts (depending on how dirty the deed).

Pretty sure they're expensive though every house in Japan has one these days.

 

[Freewheelin']

Wish I could buy a bidet in Ireland. Got no where to put it anyway

Plus I just use the showerhead. Same thing, really

I thought you lived in Birmingham?