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Lmfao. Oh Emma...
Remember that part in the Lion King where Mufasa gets Simba up on that rock so he can show him the scale of his responsibility etc etc, then Simba enquires about the elephant's graveyard but Mufasa tells him how dangerous it is 'you must never go there'?
Ok, so Mufasa is a brilliant player offering advise to a very gifted youth player, Simba.
He's explaining that one day, the world can be his. He can be the name on everybody's lips, the name on the back of their shirts, the name on the front page of every newspaper in the world.
Unless. He goes to that dark shadowy place, Manchester City, where youth players go to die. If he goes there he will be the name at the foot of the page, the butt of the joke, a 'Jack Rodwell'. A place where his soul will be slowly ripped away, his potential evaporated, his belly fatter 'Michael Johnson'. Truly, a graveyard.
:lol very true
that wrestling gif thread
i cant
First time I saw that gif with teh bodybuilder I must have watched it for 10 minutes straight. Couldn't stop laughing. Soooo gooooodd
It's the last two, just before he falls and when he does
i'm honestly in tears my dad keeps asking whats so funny and i cant
Ronaldo's neck got nothing on this
Motherfucker was so mediocre when he played for the Chargers. We were laughed at for hoping he'd be a great quarterback one day.
KidA Seven
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Willkiller
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'Xbox record that'
Willkiller
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C'mon, those games are from a time and a place, they're not like the Mario games, Sonic games etc which will always be playable. Game design has advanced so far past those games that it makes them lose their entertainment value.
Is all I get from this post.
You're viewing them through nostalgia glasses, it's ok, we all do it.
Shatner's Bassoon
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Sonic has always been shit.
Willkiller
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I was always a Nintendo kid, never understood Sonic. But that type of game will always hold up.
The_Hitcher89
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Oh shit, special Torchic
who the fuck is Torchic?
Shatner's Bassoon
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I remember letting a friend borrow my copy of Ducktales when I was a kid. That dick head moved home and I never saw him again.
Willkiller
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If you like them that's fine, if you honestly think they hold up better than the NES/SNES Mario games then you need to go see a doctor.
I only put Sonic in to avoid looking like a fanboy
I don't even know what you're talking about, I just wanted to disagree and use that gif
which I ended up changing
Willkiller
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PlsI don't even know what you're talking about I just wanted to disagree and use that gif
which I ended up changing
The_Hitcher89
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Sleeplessnights
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God Hand got 3.0 from IGN
Help me understand
Help me understand
Coldnoodle
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IGN was right.
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=719955
Jesus Christ, how could you balls up something so simple?
Jesus Christ, how could you balls up something so simple?
You can either capture the last 30 seconds by saying "xbox record that" else snap the game dvr to the side and record the last 5 mins.
The_Hitcher89
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Just answered the door to a Jehovah's Witness. Fit as fuck 
LabouredSubterfuge
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Just answered the door to an Jehovah's Witness. Fit as fuck, she is
What questions are you going to ask her?
Just answered the door to an Jehovah's Witness. Fit as fuck
i'd genuinely tell her i'd consider becoming a jehova's witness if she gave me some of that jehova poonani nahmean
The_Hitcher89
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1 - Do you actually believe this?
if the answer is yes
2 - Would you mind leaving pls
if the answer is no
2 - Step into my boudoir* pls
*a google spellcheck reveals that only women can have boudoirs. Sexist word
Just answered the door to an Jehovah's Witness. Fit as fuck
First girl I was ever fond of was a Jehovah's Witness. She was and still is very attractive. Maybe they're doing something right.
I think Cissokho will get better with time, he's only started a handful of games for us. If anyone is gonna recapture his form shown at Porto - it's Rodgers.
Flanagan will probably leave on loan, but his wages are obscene for someone with his experience and talent.
McLaughlin should be starting against lesser teams. Wouldn't mind throwing him in against Cardiff if Kelly isn't fit. He's more than ready and is desperate for a loan. He is the most similar player we have to Johnson on the RWB position.
The_Hitcher89
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Please tell me that Flanagan isn't on local wages ala Carragher
So stupid. smh
The_Hitcher89
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u suck
I have a Canadian quarter with a coloured imprint of a maple leaf. We should get coloured coins
Kenny gave him a £10,000 p/w contract I think.
The_Hitcher89
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Ah, that ain't so bad. I was fearing like 30kpw
@Slizz, really don't like the Euro-style blocky numbers
Yoshida tweeted about the Atlus event. pls be a sign
Willkiller
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Just got called a liar for saying I generally don't find black girls attractive :lol
Looks legit.
I know this is meant as a joke, but you can't pretend that signing Ozil doesn't slightly change things for Arsenal. Does it gurantee we will sign world class players? No. Does it help? Yes. You would be dumb to say it doesn't.
The_Hitcher89
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Bacist
Well if not a liar then certainly a racist.
Sleeplessnights
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Defies the laws of everything
The_Hitcher89
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Defies the laws of everything
I'm sure she used to present CBBC or Blue Peter or something
I'd be interested to know what his real options are. Can't see either of the Spanish teams being truly interested. Bayern, maybe. Dortmud, he wouldn't go.
Chelsea are overloaded at that position. City, United and Arsenal are all possibilities.
Willkiller
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I don't really; there's exceptions, but by and large I don't find most black girls attractive. Same with Asian, both West and East; there's definite exceptions but again, the majority I'm not attracted to.
White girls definitely are the best smang to get the fuck out ratio.
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