Support NeoGAF

[Broder Salsa]

but it's hard not to love him

 

[Arnie]

I won't ever love the head of an electronics manufacturer.

This fucking man, however...

 

[panty]

Shu is the best.

ElTopo sucks.

 

[Wilbur]

 

[Wilbur]

 

[Wilbur]

 

[Broder Salsa]

 

[Arnie]

i cant handle those moyes gifs

i really cant

the man's a shallot

fucking 30 bones for the afro jones

 

[Wilbur]

i cant handle those moyes gifs

i really cant

the man's a shallot

fucking 30 bones for the afro jones

 

[The_Hitcher89]

I like Moyes GIFs. He just got such a hilarious look.

Yep. His corrupted hobbit is something to behold.

edit: you cunt it used to say impression instead of look

 

[Arnie]

Can't wait for Saturday.

Fellaini's joined the small time.

These are the matches he's missing out on.

Well, he would be anyway because he's been maimed by the dino regime.

hi carrick

hi robin da gimp shop

 

[Yurt]

never been more scared in my life.

Never played Dark Souls. Maybe next year.

"Maybe next year"

Maybe

You're not worthy anyway, just skip the GOTG.

 

[K1LLER7]

 

[bud]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J6_fnzpk9GQ

 

[Wilbur]

Can't wait for Saturday.

Fellaini's joined the small time.

These are the matches he's missing out on.

Well, he would be anyway because he's been maimed by the dino regime.

hi carrick

hi robin da gimp shop

You got decimated by Aaron 'slightly more coked up than Wilshere currently is' Ramsey while Phil Jones penetrated the entire Arsenal team.

U r welcome.

 

[The_Hitcher89]

broad u ledge

 

[Arnie]

You got decimated by Aaron 'slightly more coked up than Wilshere currently is' Ramsey while Phil Jones penetrated the entire Arsenal team.

U r welcome.

Yet we're second in the league.

With this sprout still to return and flower.

broad u ledge

stfu

no

let's knock this on the head right now

 

[Wilbur]

Yet we're second in the league.

With this sprout still to return and flower.

You'd be five points off first if it wasn't for Dino Dave's Destroyers. Lukaku is going to rip your anus more than Bud will do to Lukaku's mother later.

 

[L1NETT]

yes broad u ledge

 

[Arnie]

You'd be five points off first if it wasn't for Dino Dave's Destroyers. Lukaku is going to rip your anus more than Bud will do to Lukaku's mother later.

Bud couldn't get in Nathan Dyer's aunt.

The guy's a shivering polymophile.

 

[Wilbur]

Bud couldn't get in Nathan Dyer's aunt.

The guy's a shivering polymophile.

google is telling me that isnt even a word

w h a t h a s l o n d o n d o n e t o y o u r b r a i n

 

[Yurt]

i cant

 

[Arnie]

google is telling me that isnt even a word

w h a t h a s l o n d o n d o n e t o y o u r b r a i n

I've evolved beyond Google.

Adios, amigo.

le spatcher

 

[Elchele]

Inbedwithmaradona has Firmino in their list of young talents. list redeemed.

 

[Clydefrog]

google is telling me that isnt even a word

w h a t h a s l o n d o n d o n e t o y o u r b r a i n

I learned a word today: philatelist

a person who studies or collects stamps

 

[Elchele]

i cant

Khedira is not a DM, he's a box-to-box midfielder. And a very unclassy one.

 

[Wilbur]

I've evolved beyond Google.

Adios, amigo.

le spatcher

I miss you.

And Viva.

Full time fairies.

My dreams of being a carer for children crushed for a year.

And you are swanning around the City of London making up words like some malignant Mary Poppins prick

 

[Yurt]

Khedira is not a DM, he's a box-to-box midfielder. And a very unclassy one.

Vidal is box to box

Pogba isn't a DM and he made 41 tackles.

If you don't make tackles, interceptions, assists, goals or even take throw ins, then WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING ON THE PITCH?

 

[Arnie]

I miss you.

And Viva.

Full time fairies.

My dreams of being a carer for children crushed for a year.

And you are swanning around the City of London making up words like some malignant Mary Poppins prick

Spend that year masturbating and enjoying freedom.

Because after that it's over.

I don't have time to wank anymore.

 

[Wilbur]

Khedira is not a DM, he's a box-to-box midfielder. And a very unclassy one.

Khedira isn't box to box. He's corner to box to penalty area to row F to executive box to halfway line to other box, all while seemingly under the influence of vast amounts of ketamine.

 

[Hixx]

I would pay money to have Jennifer Aniston be in her Horrible Bosses role forever

I would sell kidneys


not mine though

 

[Wilbur]

Spend that year masturbating and enjoying freedom.

Because after that it's over.

I don't have time to wank anymore.

t r y

t o

m a k e

t i m e

 

[Frank the Great]

Can't wait for real football to start up this weekend, this thread really goes to shit during breaks.

 

[Hixx]

Can't wait for real football to start up this weekend, this thread really goes to shit during breaks.

wilbur still posts when there is real football

 

[Wilbur]

I would pay money to have Jennifer Aniston be in her Horrible Bosses role forever

I would sell kidneys

not mine though

God she's stunning in that film. The doctor's office when she just got the coat on fffffffhnhhhghng

Can't wait for real football to start up this weekend, this thread really goes to shit during breaks.

Your team goes to shit before and after the breaks.

 

[Frank the Great]

Your team goes to shit before and after the breaks.

I'd rather watch my shitty team embarrass themselves against Genoa than read this shitty thread during a break.

 

[Coldnoodle]

wilbur still posts when there is real football

 

[Wilbur]

wilbur still posts when there is real football

What would you rather have:

a) myself posting enough david moyes gifs to create a fistful-replicating folder

b) suen wildly calling cristiano ronaldo a cunt while salivating over the thought of his thighs simultaneously

c) hitcher asking fourteen questions in a row about the machinations of a game boy advance sp and whether or not any of the games have dlc

d) kyoufu

e) listen to frank cry about reading the thread whilst he's in the midst of reading and posting in the thread

 

[arkon]

Yoshida is crazy on twitter

Too much positivity. What a cunt.

 

[Hixx]

D

He called himself a terrorist on twitch a few days ago

 

[L1NETT]

Ugh relationships sometimes.

ugh

Need some more Kronenbourg.

--

I like Hitch's questions. Like an inquisitive child. Gives a nice rhythm to the thread.

 

[arkon]

What would you rather have:

a) myself posting enough david moyes gifs to create a fistful-replicating folder

b) suen wildly calling cristiano ronaldo a cunt while salivating over the thought of his thighs simultaneously

c) hitcher asking fourteen questions in a row about the machinations of a game boy advance sp and whether or not any of the games have dlc

d) kyoufu

e) listen to frank cry about reading the thread whilst he's in the midst of reading and posting in the thread

all of the above

 

[Zabojnik]

Cheppalle.

 

[Wilbur]

Cheppalle.

Ma Che Palle = (literally) But What Balls

It's a vulgar exclamation used to tell someone that you are bored or annoyed about something, typically the behaviour of that person him/herself.

 

[Zabojnik]

But what balls.

 

[omgkitty]

Fuck this shit. I hate Puma.

 

[Zabojnik]

That tattoo offends me more, tbh.

 

[Elchele]

Guys, I need some help. By any chance, anyone of you has Coeliac disease?

 

[Wilbur]

What an odd thing to ask someone.

 

[arkon]

Switch to a gluten-free diet.