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[Wilbur]

I'll always love Ronnie more than Messi. Over the course of their careers not a better player, but just... we had a demigod playing for us. It was beautiful.

In my top ten favourite players eva 4 sure

 

[Carbonox]

Just been in the body paint thread. Fantastic tits, weird as fuck midsection and below.

Yeah. I'd still lick milk off her tash tho

 

[bud]

ronaldo has proven to be the most consistent player out of the two so far. messi used to have these magnificent dribbles, but i haven't seen many of those in the past season and a bit, if at all.

messi is dying
he'll continue to score
but he is dying

 

[CrashBandicoot]

Oh christ





Most Nuts models > Kate Upton

I'll never understand the obsession

I mean I wouldn't say no or anything, its just there's women with normal, human abdomens out there too. Her face is real life stunning, but model average too.

 

[Wilbur]

Kate Upton is hot but not incredibly hot. That isn't a '5/10, would bang if bored and online fedora shopping has maxed my discovery card', but just that there's much hotter birdies

 

[Shatner's Bassoon]

Statistically someone in this thread must wear a fedora on a regular basis. I'm assuming one of the people who play Pokemon.

 

[K1LLER7]

Someone in my class looks exactly(maybe not but still) like Lauren Cohen.

In other news, what's up with Hazard? Woodward pls.

 

[Wilbur]

If x is pokemon playing and y is fedora wearing then xy = z which is paedophile suspect

my money is on meier

he likes pokemon
he's probably tried a fedora
plus he supports manchester city so we know already his moral compass is fucked up the wazoo

 

[The_Hitcher89]

Statistically someone in this thread must wear a fedora on a regular basis. I'm assuming one of the people who play Pokemon.

FootballFan

1) Pokemon guy
2) From a country where they'd find that kind of thing charming and eccentric
3) Attempt to reclaim his lost youth, with his 45th birthday fast approaching
4) Massive twat
5) Never seen a photo of him, as he knows he'd get ripped on if he posted one, since he's fedora'd in all of them
6) Supports a team who are the clubification of a fedora-wearer, thinking they're special and unique when they're just a pretentious version of everyone else

 

[Wilbur]

ITS FOOTBALLFAN

sorry Meier

I had my reasons

 

[L1NETT]

In other news, what's up with Hazard? Woodward pls.

-Missed training
-Left out of squad against Schalke
-Said sorry
-Mourinho gave a quote

Mourinho admitted dropping the Belgian was a risky strategy but stands by the decision and will consider Hazard for selection for Saturday's Premier League game at home to West Brom.

Jose Mourinho says that Eden Hazard will be back for the West Brom game at the weekend after dropping him in midweek.
"He reacted well," said Mourinho. "He apologised to me and he apologised to the club.

"Of course the apology was not accepted but it's over and it's something that doesn't exist anymore.

"He is selected and he is ready to play. He has an appetite to play; it was a risk not to select him (for the Newcastle game) speaking in terms of football.

"It was an important match but sometimes as a manager you have to make some risky decisions.

-Press overblow the bolded part to big up a crisis.
-He will be back, just a little hiccup
-Won't be sold, too good for that. Have fun with Smelly Sami.

 

[pulga]

Stone him, for great glory

 

[The_Hitcher89]

Mark Cerny comes across so awesome, as annoying as the cult of personality is on here. He should side-sweep his fringe though

edit: Knack still looks shite though

 

[K1LLER7]

-Missed training
-Left out of squad against Schalke
-Said sorry
-Mourinho gave a quote

-Press overblow the bolded part to big up a crisis.
-He will be back, just a little hiccup
-Won't be sold, too good for that. Have fun with Smelly Sami.

Thanks. Thought it'd be serious but I guess not :'(

Sami is awsome and smells of fresh flowers. Well worth £30M.

 

[Carbonox]

Mark Cerny comes across so awesome, as annoying as the cult of personality is on here. He should side-sweep his fringe though

edit: Knack still looks shite though

I will never understand the Mark Cerny wankfest.

I'm more curious as to whether or not Assassins will rise to the top of the home video charts due to the Antonio Banderas gif's popularity.

 

[Elchele]

FootballFan

1) Pokemon guy
2) From a country where they'd find that kind of thing charming and eccentric
3) Attempt to reclaim his lost youth, with his 45th birthday fast approaching
4) Massive twat
5) Never seen a photo of him, as he knows he'd get ripped on if he posted one, since he's fedora'd in all of them
6) Supports a team who are the clubification of a fedora-wearer, thinking they're special and unique when they're just a pretentious version of everyone else

:loooool

 

[Lambda Pie]

i know that feeling that you're about to watch something that it's gonna be so bad it ends up being awesome? yeah.

 

[bjaelke]

i know that feeling that you're about to watch something that it's gonna be so bad it ends up being awesome? yeah.

You're watching Cube from 97?

 

[Elchele]

i know that feeling that you're about to watch something that it's gonna be so bad it ends up being awesome? yeah.

are you watching porn?

 

[bjaelke]

Nigeria currently up 1-0 against Mexico in the U17 final.

 

[Wilbur]

Hixx on Sunderland

and

3Sixty on Southampton

Guess which one is more depressing

 

[Lambda Pie]

You're watching Cube from 97?

are you watching porn?

 

[Blablurn]

Nigeria currently up 1-0 against Mexico in the U17 final.

 

[LabouredSubterfuge]

You're watching Cube from 97?

I will fight you.

 

[Blablurn]

Do you guys enjoy blowjobs?

 

[Hixx]

I can't even be bothered to read mine

 

[bud]

Do you guys enjoy blowjobs?

...?

 

[The_Hitcher89]

I can't even be bothered to read mine

Neither can I

 

[Lambda Pie]

Do you guys enjoy blowjobs?

from you? no.

 

[Batigol]

Do you guys enjoy blowjobs?

Would you give yourself one if you could?

 

[Suen]

Eh?

Wasn't that game in Hong Kong?

So football is even more rough and dirty in Hong Kong. Makes BPL look like a pussy in comparison.

BPL = Best Poop League

 

[Hixx]

Neither can I

Too many big words.

 

[Suen]

CRonaldo vs Messi thread in OT is glorious

People...people finally see Ronaldo for the fantastic guy that he is ;_;

My work here is done GAF, it's time to return to my home planet

Which home planet would that be? The white one or the black & white striped one?

 

[Blablurn]

seems like i have the best phone case around here

 

[Manager]

Ben Smith ‏@BenSmithBBC 1h
Moyes went on to say that there was "no issue" with regard Ashley Young's habit of going down a little too easily. #MUFC

So many old comments biting him in the ass, just like with the Lescott affair. Obviously it would harm the team if he went out and attacked Young, but he shouldn't have opened his mouth that many times during the years.

 

[bud]

do you swallow, blablurn

 

[Blablurn]

do you swallow, blablurn

If I were a girl? No, probably not.

 

[Suen]

seems like i have the best phone case around here

That's like walking around with a Kpop or Pokemon

Spoiler

or United

design. I'd be embarrassed if I was you

#FBayern

 

[Lambda Pie]

CRonaldo vs Messi thread in OT is glorious

People...people finally see Ronaldo for the fantastic guy that he is ;_;

My work here is done GAF, it's time to return to my home planet

holy shit:

Amazing player; beast of a forward. And a ridiculous physical specimen.

I don't like to criticise him because he's so good, but he has clear deficiencies compared to Messi. As a pure counter-attacking forward he's the best on the planet, but in a broader context he has a fair few limitations.

It's possible I'm biased because I appreciate the technical aspects of football more than the others, though.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=88957225&postcount=86

why u no care about the technical aspects of football, pulga?

why?

 

[Blablurn]

That's like walking around with a Kpop or Pokemon

Spoiler

or United

design. I'd be embarrassed if I was you

#FBayern

Do you support Chelsea?

 

[Blablurn]

This case is shit. Why did you buy it? You gotta buy a new one after this season already.

:lol

I really like you, ElTopo!

 

[Suen]

Do you support Chelsea?

Blablurn pls.

Mumei pls.

 

[Blablurn]

Sven pls.

 

[Suen]

Sven pls.

edit: guys you might want to keep an eye on this thread, it has the potential to become something special.

 

[Batigol]

Shame it's ruined by Khedira

 

[Manager]

I can't decide if it's actually Sergio running his Twitter or just some PR guy, like Bale's.

What would you all guess?
https://twitter.com/aguerosergiokun

I know he writes some of it (and uploads pictures), but some of it sound so PR-like. Could be translated by someone, I guess.

 

[Manager]

Sven pls.

Speaking of which, not sure if posted.
http://www.theguardian.com/football...an-eriksson-book-norwegian-edition-naked-sofa

Sven's own-goal: Norwegian edition of book includes naked-on-sofa incident
• Sven-Goran Eriksson found naked on sofa with married woman
• Chapter taken out of all editions – apart from Norwegian one

Norwegian readers are told about a night out with a former IFK Gothenburg player, Glenn Schiller, which ended, for Eriksson, in an apartment with one of Schiller's female friends. Well, it did not quite end there, as it turned out.

"We soon found ourselves naked on the sofa," Eriksson explains in the Norwegian version. "She had not said anything about being married but suddenly the door opened and there was a big man: 'Who the hell are you?' he said. I said: 'I think it is probably best if I leave,' and he replied: 'I think it probably is.'"

Eriksson was forced to leave the flat without jacket, wallet, mobile phone or shoes. Luckily, he found a pair of basketball shoes, size 46, in the stairwell. "I normally, like Maradona, wear shoes the size of 39 but what choice did I have? I had to borrow them," Eriksson writes. "What would have happened if a photographer had seen me, walking around in just a shirt with basketball shoes seven sizes too big? That would probably have created a few headlines."

As it happened, Eriksson did not bump into any photographers. He did, however, turn up at the wrong hotel, where he was let in by the hotel staff as they recognised him. "I later met Glenn [Schiller] again," he said. "He knew the woman and made sure I got my jacket and wallet back. I think he returned the basketball shoes as well."

Eriksson, who was at a press conference in Stockholm on Wednesday to promote the book, refused to comment on the episode but a spokesman for his publisher, Norstedts, told Swedish paper Aftonbladet: "We were editing the book all summer. We took bits out and put bits in. The Norwegians have not taken this out. They've simply messed up and are very sorry for this."

It's ridiculous how many stories he's created like this, so much females.

 

[Shatner's Bassoon]

PR/Marketing. The tweet from him saying he is going to announce the winner of some book competition is not that of a real human.

 

[brokenbeans]

seems like i have the best phone case around here

I have an adventure time case that beats that.

 

[Yurt]

WELL WELL

Thor 2 was fucking awesome! And I'm not pulling a Hitcher here, but this is HUGE coming from me. Because:

1-I REALLY hated the first Thor.
2-I consider Thor to be the worst superhero after Superman.

It was very entertaining, and that's more than enough for me.