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[Hixx]

The bit with the northern dialect is shit

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yt4vzzGMyzc#t=258

Have a gan with that.

82% btw, some of those questions are wanting answers too southern

 

[Clegg]

Anyone else see the new John Lewis Christmas ad?

It's p good

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XqWig2WARb0

 

[LabouredSubterfuge]

Horse, were you..were you Northern before?

My family comes from Manchester so of course I had to visit them from time to time. For the first time ever I saw Northern people in their natural habitat, and it weren't pretty. I'd seen them huddling in stations before, being loud but… this time I was surrounded. Everywhere I went it felt like they were watching me; tight eyes peering out for fresh meat; screechy, booze-soaked voices hollering out for a taxi to take 'em halfway up the road to the next all-night watering hole. A shatter of glass; a round of applause; a sixteen-year-old mother of three vomiting in an open sewer, kids looking on, chewing on potato cakes. I ain’t never going back… not never.

 

[Carbonox]

Anyone else see the new John Lewis Christmas ad?

It's p good

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XqWig2WARb0

M&S one is better. Just cos dat Huntington-Whiteley.

 

[Wax Free Vanilla]

The Times say BT paid £1bn for exclusive CL rights.

Crazy!

Sky must be shitting themselves just thinking about the next EPL auction.

 

[cremino]

A lot of Milan fans are upset with Galliani but I think he is a martyr in the crusade against the Berlucunts. Galliani has made some fuck-ups lately but honestly, the problems all stem from Berlu himself, he needs to GTFO out of the club if he has no interest in improving us. Now that Milan is no longer a useful political tool, he has simply zero interest in the club . . . time to sell.

It is frightening to think what Galliani could do when backed with some real money.

I think there's also another daughter that doesn't want the money is spent on Milan and blocked most of the investments

 

[Freewheelin']

M&S one is better. Just cos dat Huntington-Whiteley.

Link pls.

 

[shortyme]

My family comes from Manchester so of course I had to visit them from time to time. For the first time ever I saw Northern people in their natural habitat, and it weren't pretty. I'd seen them huddling in stations before, being loud but… this time I was surrounded. Everywhere I went it felt like they were watching me; tight eyes peering out for fresh meat; screechy, booze-soaked voices hollering out for a taxi to take 'em halfway up the road to the next all-night watering hole. A shatter of glass; a round of applause; a sixteen-year-old mother of three vomiting in an open sewer, kids looking on, chewing on potato cakes. I ain’t never going back… not never.

I feel like I've just learned more about you here, than I have in all the time we've been together.

 

[LabouredSubterfuge]

I feel like I've just learned more about you here, than I have in all the time we've been together.

Or I could just be quoting Garth Marenghi.

 

[Batigol]

2% Northern, welp

 

[Gareth Bale]

M&S one is better. Just cos dat Huntington-Whiteley.

*related .png that would get me banned again*

 

[shortyme]

Or I could just be quoting Garth Marenghi.

lol, fuck

 

[LabouredSubterfuge]

2% Northern, welp

98% on shitting in the shower and fucking cousins though!

 

[Wes]

10% northern

 

[Xhenxhefil]

25% northern. No idea whether that's high or low for a born-and-bred Brummie.

 

[Carbonox]

Link pls.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O7Xw1IL3oh0

 

[Clegg]

98% on shitting in the shower and fucking cousins though!

Strangely enough,this is common place in the very south of Ireland. Our north is the south, maybe the west too and probably the north as well.

Basically, there be dragons everywhere that isn't Dublin.

 

[Batigol]

98% on shitting in the shower and fucking cousins though!

Strangely enough,this is common place in the very south of Ireland. Our north is the south, maybe the west too and probably the north.

Basically, there be dragons everywhere that isn't Dublin.

East coast Ireland represent

 

[Broder Salsa]

You haven't lived until you have pooped in a shower. Not saying it has to be a regular thing or anything, just try and poop and stomp it down the drain.

 

[LabouredSubterfuge]

You haven't lived until you have pooped in a shower. Not saying it has to be a regular thing or anything, just try and poop and stomp it down the drain.

;_;

Wooden why must you trample on my hopes and reams?

Edit: Dreams, not reams. That would be... too ambitious.

 

[Broder Salsa]

;_;

Wooden why must you trample on my hopes and reams?

Could be a fun honeymoon surprise, squat down the night after and show her what your body can produce.

 

[shortyme]

You haven't lived until you have pooped in a shower. Not saying it has to be a regular thing or anything, just try and poop and stomp it down the drain.

;_;

Wooden why must you trample on my hopes and reams?

Don't even fucking think about it

 

[Broder Salsa]

Just pee down the drain afterwards, pee is sterile and will remove the bacterias.

 

[Clegg]

 

[LabouredSubterfuge]

Could be a fun honeymoon surprise, squat down the night after and show her what your body can produce.

Just pee down the drain afterwards, pee is sterile and will remove the bacterias.

wooden no pls

not here

i have a vision of torres's child-face taunting my every future sexual adventure

 

[Freewheelin']

You haven't lived until you have pooped in a shower. Not saying it has to be a regular thing or anything, just try and poop and stomp it down the drain.

I once pooped in the shower. Felt awesome.

 

[Carbonox]

 

[3Sixty]

 

[Clegg]

I once pooped in the shower. Felt awesome.

We also know where else you've pooped.

 

[Freewheelin']

We also know where else you've pooped.

Yep. I have no shame.

 

[shortyme]

lolol

You guys are so gross. What is wrong with you?

 

[LabouredSubterfuge]

im never having sex with you again

I hope you're happy wooden.

 

[Clegg]

lolol

You guys are so gross. What is wrong with you?

I don't think you understand the connection guys have with their poop.

 

[Freewheelin']

lolol

You guys are so gross. What is wrong with you?

Afer dark baby. You've been with the horse too long.

 

[shortyme]

I don't think you understand the connection guys have with their poop.

I clearly do not.

Afer dark baby. You've been with the horse too long.

He doesn't talk about his poop.

Edit: what does that even mean FW?

 

[Freewheelin']

I clearly do not.



He doesn't talk about his poop.

Edit: what does that even mean FW?

His dick has corrupted your mind

 

[shortyme]

His dick has corrupted your mind

oooh. I'm ok with that.

 

[Broder Salsa]

We also know where else you've pooped.

I remember once when I must have been about 12, was at this park and really had to take a shit. But you know how fucking disgusting those park restrooms always are, so I got in there, saw the mess people had already made there and knew I had too much class to sit on that toilet seat as I would probably get aids from it. So I did the only thing you could really do, pooped next to the toilet on the floor.

After the crime had happened I thought about whoever had to clean that up, felt a bit bad for the cleaners but then if they had not done such a bad job to begin with I would have shit in the actual toilet.

I hope you're happy wooden.

When you got Torres in your life you don't need sex. Join the Torres celibacy, the motto is as long as you fuck less than he scores it still counts.

 

[Vivalaraza]

That M&S advert is awful.

John Lewis one is class as usual, last years was better though.

 

[Freewheelin']

I remember once when I must have been about 12, was at this park and really had to take a shit. But you know how fucking disgusting those park restrooms always are, so I got in there, saw the mess people had already made there and knew I had too much class to sit on that toilet seat as I would probably get aids from it. So I did the only thing you could really do, pooped next to the toilet on the floor.

After the crime had happened I thought about whoever had to clean that up, felt a bit bad for the cleaners but then if they had not done such a bad job to begin with I would have shit in the actual toilet.

Once I had to go in my school toilets but I didn't want everyone to smell it and I couldn't find a disabled toilet to do my business, so I just did it in my pants.

Shit felt bad, son

 

[Broder Salsa]

Once I had to go in my school toilets but I didn't want everyone to smell it and I couldn't find a disabled toilet to do my business, so I just did it in my pants.

Shit felt bad, son

I'm sure no one could smell it then, if you went around with a huge shit in your pants. Well thought out plan m8

 

[Yurt]

what's wrong with you guys -_-

 

[Freewheelin']

Well I'm sure no one could smell it then, if you went around with a huge shit in your pants.

...yeah I have no answer to this.

 

[Lightning]

Lol you lot. Bloody hell..

 

[Clegg]

...yeah I have no answer to this.

You free balled for the rest of the day?

Edit: I could swear the post I quoted said something else.

 

[Freewheelin']

You free balled for the rest of the day?

Yeah :lol

 

[Wilbur]

Img guys com kent don't give him pop Tilly control him

It is not gonna be up in 5 journos

Coming Nandos


Hahqua

Lets lwownrat

 

[Fry]

Img guys com kent don't give him pop Tilly control him

It is not gonna be up in 5 journos

Coming Nandos


Hahqua

Lets lwownrat

What the FACK.

 

[Yurt]

Img guys com kent don't give him pop Tilly control him

It is not gonna be up in 5 journos

Coming Nandos


Hahqua

Lets lwownrat

is dis northern lingo 2?

 

[Freewheelin']

Welp at least I'm not drunk right now