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[Yurt]

Sassuolo are actually playing better than Roma.

4 shots on target vs 1 (the own goal).

 

[Kyoufu]

Sunderland always play well with new managers.

 

[Scum]

I did see Jill Dando in Lidl. So it's possible.

D:

going well

 

[Manager]

What is Richards doing? Constantly above Milner, ridiculous.

 

[L1NETT]

To me, Celustka just sounds like the aldi version of Corluka.

 

[LabouredSubterfuge]

Do we know who Salva's mum used to bang? My money's on Del Bosque

Del Bosque disguising himself as a Turk just to bang Salva's mum? It's plausible.

 

[bjaelke]

Do we know who Salva's mum used to bang? My money's on Del Bosque

Yes we traced his bloodline back to Henning Jensen

 

[Yurt]

 

[Manager]

Richards ball watching, always out of position, leaving Milner to do all defensive work, wtf. Right side not working at all.

 

[Broder Salsa]

Sunderland always play well with new managers.

Clearly they should hire Zamparini to take care of the club, they would end up in the top 3.

 

[Scum]

To me, Celustka just sounds like the aldi version of Corluka.

:lol

 

[Salvadora]

Do we know who Salva's mum used to bang? My money's on Del Bosque

He was young around her age, like 18.

By the way: asked her if he was just lying to her, but she said that everyone referred to him as that including his friends.

 

[Baconsaurus Rex]

Del Bosque disguising himself as a Turk just to bang Salva's mum? It's plausible.

Have you seen his moustache? And he has managed Besiktas. It all makes sense.

 

[Baconsaurus Rex]

He was young around her age, like 18.

By the way: asked her if he was just lying to her, but she said that everyone referred to him as that including his friends.

So he wasn't a first team player?

 

[Frank the Great]

Fuck Allegri.

 

[Broder Salsa]

Did the danish commentator on viaplay just call Sturridge and Suarez the "SS duo"? Bjaelke pls

 

[Yurt]

NSFW?

Certainly suitable for life

 

[Scum]

Fuck Allegri.

Morning, Frank.

 

[Salvadora]

So he wasn't a first team player?

Probably wasn't in the first team judging by his age, but think she's simply forgotten the name. The Real Madrid thing meant nothing to her :/.

 

[cremino]

Fuck Allegri.

Milan lineup wtf

 

[Portugeezer]

They forgot the part where Rooney is an over rated shit player.

 

[pulga]

Yes but Ronaldo had 4 extra La Liga games and 1 extra CL game, 5 games where Messi would score at least 8. lol

from whoscored(yurt's fav)
Messi 12 (1)appearances 14goals 4assists
Ronaldo 17 (0)appearances 24goals 5assists

Messi will catch him, you'll see.

How about some Neymar/Bale stats old yeller

From whoscored

Neymar 16 (2) 5 goals 8 assists
Bale 6 (4) apps 4 goals 5 assists

10 games less.

#RiseofthePlanetoftheApes

 

[bjaelke]

Did the danish commentator on viaplay just call Sturridge and Suarez the "SS duo"? Bjaelke pls

SAS. Had to rewind though as I wasn't sure.

 

[Baconsaurus Rex]

Probably wasn't in the first team judging by his age, but think she's simply forgotten the name. The Real Madrid thing meant nothing to her :/.

My research was based on the wrong information! It's all wrong.

 

[LabouredSubterfuge]

My research was based on the wrong information! It's all wrong.

D:

 

[L1NETT]

They forgot the part where Rooney is an over rated shit player.

Pls

 

[Frank the Great]

Milan lineup wtf

I think he's trolling Berlu, he wants to get sacked for dat severance pay.

Only explanation for using Muntari as a winger against 20th place Chievo . . .

 

[Broder Salsa]

SAS. Had to rewind though as I wasn't sure.

Rewind?! Oh my, Viaplay really has improved a lot... and it's cheaper.

 

[General Patton]

Everytime Sunderland touches the ball, that cunt commentator on Sky or whatever acts as though they're matching Barca at their best. Fuck I can't stand one-dimensional commentary, it's honestly no better than any old plonker on the couch could do. Show some insight you fucking muppet.

 

[Meier]

Richards ball watching, always out of position, leaving Milner to do all defensive work, wtf. Right side not working at all.

Pellegrini should bring on Zaba at HT. Richards has decided he isn't going to defend.

 

[Manager]

Omg Richards was actually walking at the halfway line at the goal for no reason, while Milner ran and covered him. Wtf is he doing.

Garcia is Garcia, not expecting more. Milner, same. And the main guys not working hard enough. Really really bad performance.

 

[LabouredSubterfuge]

Thought Demechelis was awful for the goal.

 

[General Patton]

Blimey that was an awful tackle on Garcia. What was Dean thinking?

 

[cremino]

I think he's trolling Berlu, he wants to get sacked for dat severance pay.

Only explanation for using Muntari as a winger against 20th place Chievo . . .

Allegri knows he will not be Milan coach at the end of this season so he just doesn't care anymore......Milan risk too much if they don't sack Allegri

 

[LabouredSubterfuge]

http://www.financialfairplay.co.uk/latest-news/bt-champions-league-deal-makes-qualification-worth-%C2%A340m-

From 2015, English clubs will get around £40+ million just for getting to the group stages of the CL due to the new BT deal.

 

[TheLucifer]

Why Muntari

Why

 

[Arnie]

http://www.financialfairplay.co.uk/latest-news/bt-champions-league-deal-makes-qualification-worth-%C2%A340m-

From 2015, English clubs will get around £40+ million just for getting to the group stages of the CL due to the new BT deal.

Just in time for Brendan's final evolution.

 

[jesalr]

I know City won't lose this, because I need them to too much and the Football gods hate me.

 

[Wilbur]

Doing a shit.

Saw the Spurs result. Knew they'd concede. Had an inkling they wouldn't score. That's what happens when you have a striker who thrives off crosses but two wingers who don't cross and instead come inside and thwonk it anywhere. Bored of Townsend already, flash in the pan. Show me Lamela.

City lol. Sunderland if you win ill go down on a forum member that supports your club of your choosing. Hixx. Please.

CL deal is bullshit. Will create disparity that for large portions of this season have been absent and welcome. The four that get there that season will push on a bit more.

 

[Manager]

Jesus on, good start.

 

[Yurt]

Pjanic you can't be serious

 

[Clegg]

Own Coyle hasn't selected James Mc Clean because he refused to wear a poppy on his shirt.

Ridiculous decision if true. But I wouldn't be surprised if Mc Clean acted like a tit about it too.

 

[Broder Salsa]

Thought Demechelis was awful for the goal.

He's a terrible defender so no surprise there.

 

[Yen]

Just in time for Brendan's final evolution.

"This isn't even my final form"

 

[Scum]

Doing a shit.

Saw the Spurs result. Knew they'd concede. Had an inkling they wouldn't score. That's what happens when you have a striker who thrives off crosses but two wingers who don't cross and instead come inside and thwonk it anywhere. Bored of Townsend already, flash in the pan. Show me Lamela.

City lol. Sunderland if you win ill go down on a forum member that supports your club of your choosing. Hixx. Please.

CL deal is bullshit. Will create disparity that for large portions of this season have been absent and welcome. The four that get there that season will push on a bit more.

This I agree with. Get Lamela on the pitch. Behind Soldado. I don't care. Anywahere. Just get him starting. #FreeLamela
Edit: Hopefully AVB starts putting Townsend in his place. Get those crosses in!

 

[LabouredSubterfuge]

Sounds like RVP is definitely out.

 

[Labadal]

Pellegrini in despair. Feel sorry for him, sitting there.

 

[Clegg]

Looks RVP actually is out.

Mertesacker and possibly Rosicky are gone too.

 

[elseanio]

Own Coyle hasn't selected James Mc Clean because he refused to wear a poppy on his shirt.

Ridiculous decision if true. But I wouldn't be surprised if Mc Clean acted like a tit about it too.

He did the same last year

 

[mellz]

Pjanic you can't be serious

What happend?