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[Willkiller]

Ahhhhh Blackthorn. The cider of choice for Wonga-dependees.

Naaaa, Blackthorn drinkers are the ones that go to Cash4Gold with their parents rings etc for a 4-pack.

 

[Yurt]

Our first preseason game next week!

Cocks out

 

[K1LLER7]

We're taking too long.

Tiggys busy.

He's on holiday and taking pictures of his dog. Be patient.

 

[PrematureQuiche]

Been stuck on the motorway for 30 minutes not fucking moving. Thought it would be a nice day for a drive :/

 

[Milchmonster]

Further proof Heinrich is coming:
Sokratis had the 22 at Bremen, joins BVB and gets the 25, although the 22 is free.
Heinrich wore the 22 at Donetsk.

Also looks like we retire the 10 in the honour of cunt. Unless some Belgian guy decides to join us after all

 

[HotHamWater]

Been stuck on the motorway for 30 minutes not fucking moving. Thought it would be a nice day for a drive :/

Then why would you go on a motorway?

 

[Salazar]

Tiggys busy.

He's on holiday and taking pictures of his dog. Be patient.

ESPN bros seem confident there will be more than a "no comment"

 

[Carbonox]

Then why would you go on a motorway?

:lol

 

[K1LLER7]

ESPN bros seem confident there will be more than a "no comment"

Miggy D say so?

 

[PrematureQuiche]

Then why would you go on a motorway?

Cause it was on the way to where I was heading . Only started getting busy around 10 minutes from where I'm heading.

I get a new car on the 28th July and I cannot fucking wait to drive something other than this MINI.

 

[Carbonox]

Dat heat, where's me socks and sandals...

Cause it was on the way to where I was heading . Only started getting busy around 10 minutes from where I'm heading.

I get a new car on the 28th July and I cannot fucking wait to drive something other than this MINI.

You don't drink alcohol and you drive a mini?

 

[Salvadora]

Szczesny smoking at Wimbledon.

What a buffoon.

 

[PrematureQuiche]

Dat heat, where's me socks and sandals...



You don't drink alcohol and you drive a mini?

Fuck you. This mini is great. I just want my new car now! Seriously nothing wrong with the new MINIs!

 

[Willkiller]

Fuck you. This mini is great. I just want my new car now! Seriously nothing wrong with the new MINIs!

What are you getting again?

 

[PrematureQuiche]

What are you getting again?

A Honda Civic.

 

[Batigol]

Further proof Heinrich is coming:
Sokratis had the 22 at Bremen, joins BVB and gets the 25, although the 22 is free.
Heinrich wore the 22 at Donetsk.

Also looks like we retire the 10 in the honour of cunt. Unless some Belgian guy decides to join us after all

Retiring his number would be almost as stupid as Malaga retiring Isco's.

It only makes sense for iconic players who symbolise a club, like Maldini or Del Piero.

It makes me rage with furiousness

 

[K1LLER7]

Doubt we'll hear much from Moyes on transfers today.

Think it'll be mainly around Rooney and Baines.

 

[Willkiller]

A Honda Civic.

Reg? Colour?

 

[PrematureQuiche]

Reg? Colour?

13. Black. I was going to get Red but I had to wait to fucking September and that wasn't happening.

 

[Willkiller]

13. Black. I was going to get Red but I had to wait to fucking September and that wasn't happening.

Nice. God knows when I'll be able to afford driving again

 

[Randdalf]

Szczesny smoking at Wimbledon.

What a buffoon.

Prosinecki used to smoke 2 packs a day, but was still brilliant. I actually have a Portsmouth shirt with his name on the back.

 

[Salazar]

Miggy D say so?

Nope. Mig has gone quiet.

 

[Salvadora]

Telegraph are reporting that Arsenal were going to sign Giroud even if Van Persie stayed.

So we didn't even attempt to find a replacement. Fucking fuming.

Prosinecki used to smoke 2 packs a day, but was still brilliant. I actually have a Portsmouth shirt with his name on the back.

Alas, we don't have brilliance with Szczesny.

 

[Feorax]

Telegraph are reporting that Arsenal were going to sign Giroud even if Van Persie stayed.

So we didn't even attempt to find a replacement. Fucking fuming.


Alas, we don't have brilliance with Szczesny.

That was always the official line wasn't it? That Podolski and Giroud were brought in to play with RVP, not to replace him?

 

[Milchmonster]

Retiring his number would be almost as stupid as Malaga retiring Isco's.

It only makes sense for iconic players who symbolise a club, like Maldini or Del Piero.

It makes me rage with furiousness

Almost as stupid? Haha, it would be a lot worse.

That was just a joke, we're not retiring it. It could be that nobody chooses it, though. Reus, Blaszczykowski, Gündogan and Sahin stay with their old number and it could indeed be that case that Heinrich chooses the 22 if it happens.

Edit: Although it could still happen that someone tells Aubameyang that the 17 is Dede's and he goes for the 10 instead.

 

[GorillaJu]

I miss my old Civic. Not having to drive rules. Not being able to drive blows.

 

[LabouredSubterfuge]

Let's play

 

[Salazar]

I reckon he'll say that of course we have negotiations underway for some transfers to improve the squad, and that, although these things are always delicate, we are confident*.

*Precisely, resoundingly, fuck-all.

 

[GQman2121]

Roma have received a bid from us for De Rossi. £10m-ish apparently.

Doubt they have any interest in selling. He seems to be linked with every club, every summer, and yet he continues to stay.

 

[LabouredSubterfuge]

I'd be very surprised if he says anything about transfers at all other than to say we're "looking at our options".

I'd also be surprised if he says anything conclusive about Rooney.

 

[kharma45]

How come? I would go check out the S4 in the shop of course before putting the order through but sell me on it.

Bigger screen, newer, more flexible OS, pretty crazily feature rich. iPhone 5 is nice but I dunno, it and iOS 7 does little for me.

 

[Mr Cola]

sports sports sports sports sports sports sports sports sports sports sports sports sports sports sports sports sports sports sports sports sports sports sports sports sports sports sports sports sports sports sports sports sports sports sports sports sports sports sports

GO MOYES

 

[Meier]

Roma have received a bid from us for De Rossi. £10m-ish apparently.

Doubt they have any interest in selling. He seems to be linked with every club, every summer, and yet he continues to stay.

He was supposed to cost £30m + last summer. If Chelsea get him at all (let alone for some insanely cheap fee), I'll rage.

 

[Salvadora]

That was always the official line wasn't it? That Podolski and Giroud were brought in to play with RVP, not to replace him?

May have misinterpreted that a tad

We did the same thing with Cesc. We waited until the summer after to even try and find a replacement. Quite perplexing, really.

 

[Tc91]

Bigger screen, newer, more flexible OS, pretty crazily feature rich. iPhone 5 is nice but I dunno, it and iOS 7 does little for me.

That deal I posted further up the page, is that the best I'm gonna get? I don't wanna stick with EE I think the signal quality around my area is crap. I always get no signal on my iPhone 4.

 

[Sleeplessnights]

I'm not too sure, my iPhone 4 just feels so out dated and sluggish. I've been looking at some Youtube videos of the S4 and it looks so smart.

Is there much difference in the apps? I guess you can get the majority of them on Android.

You can get many of the apps on Android, I don't know how you feel about mobile games but they're starting to migrate there too.

The features in the S4 are pretty crazy and the bigger screen is definitely a better advantage than the mini iPhone 5 screen. also, 1080p hnng.

 

[Feorax]

Ok, I'm convinced, Mkhitaryan is BVB bound.

I hope we don't go for another "10" now. I could see the argument for buying Mkh and pushing Coutinho out left, because Mkh is an exceptional player, but I'd really rather not see Coutinho out wide for the sake of an average attacking mid being brought in.

Suarez one flank, Coutinho behind striker, buy new winger for other flank.

 

[Yurt]

The Purge in 30 minutes.

 

[Mr Cola]

Strange advert on mutv for a football boot called the hypervenom, in which a scorpions stinger protrudes from the heel and the studs are viper fangs.

I dont want to put my foot in that D:

 

[LegoArmo]

Get an Xperia Z, join us.

 

[GQman2121]

He was supposed to cost £30m + last summer. If Chelsea get him at all (let alone for some insanely cheap fee), I'll rage.

He would definitely upgrade us at his preferred position. But he's no spring chicken. Given his age, I would rather have Alonso personally.

 

[LTWheels]

Ok, I'm convinced, Mkhitaryan is BVB bound.

I hope we don't go for another "10" now. I could see the argument for buying Mkh and pushing Coutinho out left, because Mkh is an exceptional player, but I'd really rather not see Coutinho out wide for the sake of an average attacking mid being brought in.

Suarez one flank, Coutinho behind striker, buy new winger for other flank.

Yeah with Raphael Honigstein twitting about it and Tony Barrett retweeting it, I'm convinced as well.

 

[dc89]

That deal I posted further up the page, is that the best I'm gonna get? I don't wanna stick with EE I think the signal quality around my area is crap. I always get no signal on my iPhone 4.

I think that's your phone son.

 

[Mastadon]

Milch, sorry to disappoint you but:

Henrikh set to snub BVB for Liverpool

VERY reliable source.

 

[Vivalaraza]

He would definitely upgrade us at his preferred position. But he's no spring chicken. Given his age, I would rather have Alonso personally.

Alonso is older though?

 

[Walshy]

The armenian dream is over.

 

[Tc91]

I think that's your phone son.

I had the same problem with my Lumia so it's either our area or this sim card. Even when I ordered a new sim from Orange I had the same problem.

 

[Shatner's Bassoon]

Sports Direct News is the most reliable source for transfer news. I think we can all agree on that.

 

[Mastadon]

I think that's your phone son.

Nah I'm with EE and I get 0 coverage in my house.

 

[GQman2121]

Get an Xperia Z, join us.

I'm going to get it on the 17th. Going to T-Mobile from Verizon too.

It was between the Z and HTC One. I like the One just fine, but the Sony phone is just as impressive, waterproof and just looks better. I've had HTC phones for the last three years so it'll be a nice change. A colleague visiting fro East Timor let me check his Z out a few weeks ago and I was taken by it.