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[pappe]

This thread is awfully slow today.

 

[Lunchbox]

moyes is a coward

 

[GQman2121]

Bam.

Until that written request is submitted......

 

[Salvadora]

Talking about himself in the third person...

 

[Sleeplessnights]

Moyes is a character.

Making faces.

Addressing himself in 3rd person.

Spoiler

Signs Ronaldo.

 

[The_Hitcher89]

It really depends.

Some managers are quite amusing, and you occasionally get a good insight on footballing affairs. Wenger is quite good.

Mourinho was terrible on his return.

Moyes will sit there staring and grinning like a serial killer, will make on or two shitty jokes that the each member of the press will laugh at lest he leaps over the desk and plunges a hatchet through the bridge of their nose

 

[Willkiller]

He just spoke to himself in the 3rd person.

What the hell? How did United turn a humble man into a 1st class cunt in 5 days.

 

[Feorax]

@honigstein: @Sky_StephanS has just reported live on air that Dortmund and Donezk have agreed the transfer.

There we go.

I'm stunned that Dortmund have apparently been able to sort this out with such a minimum of fuss. It's been horrendous from an LFC perspective as to how complicated and long winded this deal was supposed to be.

 

[GQman2121]

Moyes will sit there staring and grinning like a serial killer, will make on or two shitty jokes that the each member of the press will laugh at lest he leaps over the desk and plunges a hatchet through the bridge of their nose

Too much Last of Us bro........

 

[Sleeplessnights]

"We're trying everything we can to make Wayne stop eating"

 

[Bo-Locks]

Bit of a weird answer ad non-committal to the Wayne Rooney question.

 

[Wilbur]

Willkiller's salt because we've got the best British coach of the new generation while a three time manager of the year can only get DoF at his club

 

[Sleeplessnights]

Willkiller's salt because we've got the best British coach of the new generation while a three time manager of the year can only get DoF at his club

Willkiller (Jealous)

 

[Zabojnik]

Our first preseason game next week!

Cocks out

Already?! I thought our preseason started on the 12th.

 

[The_Hitcher89]

There we go.

I'm stunned that Dortmund have apparently been able to sort this out with such a minimum of fuss. It's been horrendous from an LFC perspective as to how complicated and long winded this deal was supposed to be.

Its the price we pay for being out of the CL, especially for the 4th year in a row. Players like him would be stupid to sign up immediately, no matter what plans we have in place, as there was always the possibility of a more attractive club coming in for him.

I mean, be honest. What kind of moron would rather play for us than Dortmund when they'd be a guaranteed starter at both?

 

[LegoArmo]

The press are going in pretty hard, here.

 

[Bo-Locks]

Why didn't he just say that in the first place?

He will not be sold.

Not my favourite choice, but hopefully it will put that question to bed.

 

[LabouredSubterfuge]

Daniel Taylor ‏@DTguardian 18s

Moyes is asked about Cristiano Ronaldo and says he won't speak directly about him but "this club always interested in the best players"

Intriguing.

 

[Willkiller]

Pretty weird responses to the Rooney thing

 

[Zabojnik]

Is the Mikiteriyaki to Liverpool dream over? ARNIEEEEEE

 

[Slizz]

Lol I knew all this presser was gonna do was turn every ITK and United fan into a muppet.

 

[Feorax]

Its the price we pay for being out of the CL, especially for the 4th year in a row. Players like him would be stupid to sign up immediately, no matter what plans we have in place, as there was always the possibility of a more attractive club coming in for him.

I mean, be honest. What kind of moron would rather play for us than Dortmund when they'd be a guaranteed starter at both?

I completely agree, but surely the club should be able to see when a player is stalling for a better offer, and in Mkhitaryan's case, it was always going to come. Should have just walked away like we did with Papadopalous when it became apparent we were being taken for a ride.

Intriguing.

Muppet mode engage.

 

[Lunchbox]

I'll forgive moyes for keeping the scouse bastard if he brings Ronnie home

 

[GorillaJu]

Is the Mikiteriyaki to Liverpool dream over? ARNIEEEEEE

It would appear so. </3

 

[Mastadon]

Is the Mikiteriyaki to Liverpool dream over? ARNIEEEEEE

You promised us, Zabo

 

[D_prOdigy]

Intriguing.

Is Taylor hearing things? Ronaldo was never even mentioned, was he?

 

[Willkiller]

'I think it's wrong to talk about players that are under contract. It's alright to buy them though. This is David Moyes' style.'

 

[Salvadora]

Conspiracy theories already :lol

 

[Jburton]

'I think it's wrong to talk about players that are under contract. It's alright to buy them though. This is David Moyes' style.'

Must be some sort of sand to tear your vagina up so much ....... sandy cunt

 

[Tc91]

Conspiracy theories already :lol

Haha, Froggie has taught him well.

 

[GQman2121]

What's the deal with Sahin? Did Dort buy him back, outright? Or is it a loan from Real for the season? I know his contract is pretty lengthy, but I also can't see him ever playing in Madrid again.

 

[Willkiller]

Must be some sort of sand to tear your vagina up so much ....... sandy cunt

I'm here to bring some sense to the synchronised wankery that surrounds this conference.

Being a dick, basically.

 

[Feorax]

What's the deal with Sahin? Did Dort buy him back, outright? Or is it a loan from Real for the season? I know his contract is pretty lengthy, but I also can't see him ever playing in Madrid again.

18 month loan deal i think.

 

[Sleeplessnights]

Is Taylor hearing things? Ronaldo was never even mentioned, was he?

that face, you can't trust it

 

[Sleeplessnights]

Nani is getting a nose job.

 

[Tc91]

Hernandez not on the pre season tour, damn I wanted to see the pea.

 

[LabouredSubterfuge]

Scholes was approached for a coaching job but turned to down to spend time with family.

 

[LTWheels]

Back in the Bayern camp now, just saying

 

[K1LLER7]

Someone ask him about Thiago!!

 

[Meier]

18 month loan deal i think.

This plus I think I recall them having a decent price option to buy at the end of the loan.

 

[Salvadora]

Vidic speaking English?

 

[Lunchbox]

Scholes was approached for a coaching job but turned to down to spend time with family.

he's too good for moyes

Phil Neville is his ceiling

 

[Sleeplessnights]

Sometimes Lunchbox backfires.

 

[Meier]

New rumor we are interested in Florian Thauvin from Lille (he's never actually played for them..got bought and was loaned back to Bastia). He looked very good during the U-20 WC.

 

[Ashes]

I like Moyes.

It's a shame, he hasn't won a trophy yet.

 

[D_prOdigy]

that was worse than E3 2008

who else is selling their shinji now?

 

[The_Hitcher89]

I like Moyes.

It's a shame, he hasn't won a trophy yet.

lol no

 

[GorillaJu]

New rumor we are interested in Florian Thauvin from Lille (he's never actually played for them..got bought and was loaned back to Bastia). He looked very good during the U-20 WC.

Better sign Jonquil to go along with him.

 

[Vivalaraza]

Hmm.

Rooney is obv. not committed to staying at the club.

Difficult to say whether Moyes genuinely wants to keep him regardless or if it's just a public stance the club are taking.

Pretty standard presser otherwise. Moyes was pretty candid there saying signings won't be wrapped up anytime soon. I might cry. Also pretty much flat out dismissed he will stay away from Everton players.

 

[Salvadora]

Moyes was pretty candid there saying signings won't be wrapped up anytime soon. I might cry.

I really don't know why people expected otherwise.

Wenger talked about transfers last season, I think. He said that clubs/players intentionally leave it to the last minute to get the best deal. And factor in your new manager.