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[Broder Salsa]

I hate it how some GAF quasi celebrities have had various tags already.

makes me furious as well, sometimes when i am in bed trying to sleep all i can think about is how they keep the tags for themselves, where is quiches tag saying :

"i went to copenhagen and all i got was raped " tag? With the amount of sweat, blood and tears he put into that he deserves it.

 

[Baconsaurus Rex]

There's a lot of crazy shit happening in here that'd warrant a tag

Come on Mumei and/or Kabouter

 

[K1LLER7]

Just finished Watching the Moyes conference. You can tell he didn't want to answer the Rooney questions. Also, he says that we probably won't sign anyone before the tour starts, but he'll try. Go on Moysey. At least you'll try.

 

[shortyme]

I want a tag that says footy tits

edit: cause i'm the only one in here who has them and it would be cool for it not to be a surprise every time someone figures it out

 

[PrematureQuiche]

makes me furious as well, sometimes when i am in bed trying to sleep all i can think about is how they keep the tags for themselves, where is quiches tag saying :

"i went to copenhagen and all i got was raped " tag? With the amount of sweat, blood and tears he put into that he deserves it.

I'm trying to decide if I want that tag or not. On one hand I would have a tag, on the other it says I was raped :/

 

[Willkiller]

I've had two tags

 

[Lunchbox]

Although once the season kicks off and we're shite and you all take the piss I don't know if I've got the balls to stick through it. Going to need a thicker skin I reckon.

heres the scousers trying to sign Mkathylauren

red cows mkathy, black cows brendan rodgers and the car is Dortmund

 

[Willkiller]

That reminded me, I'm having steak later

 

[shortyme]

I've had two tags

Why you gotta brag?

 

[Willkiller]

Why you gotta brag?

Have to use what you've got, footy tits

 

[José Mourinho]

I've had two tags

Tags are overrated. I say this as somebody who quite enjoys their tag.

 

[Baconsaurus Rex]

I've had two tags

I hope that steak of yours will be overcooked

 

[Willkiller]

I hope that steak of yours will be overcooked

How could you

 

[Shagwell]

heres the scousers trying to sign Mkathylauren

red cows mkathy, black cows brendan rodgers and the car is Dortmund

That might be one of the most fucked up things I've ever laughed at

 

[shortyme]

Have to use what you've got, footy tits

I like it. I need this tag to happen and because I want it, it won'.

 

[Fry]

That might be one of the most fucked up things I've ever laughed at

Lunchbox or his post?

 

[Messi]

I want a tag that says footy tits

edit: cause i'm the only one in here who has them and it would be cool for it not to be a surprise every time someone figures it out

I wanted 'Wilde for Cockburn' way back

 

[Willkiller]

Just realised, that gif takes place 12 years into the future!

Holy cow!

 

[Shagwell]

Lunchbox or his post?

Just realised, that gif takes place 12 years into the future!

Holy cow!

Damn, maybe it's this whiskey but y'all got me rolling laughing here.

On a totally different note I'm thinking of jumping into The Sopranos because I dig Mad Men and Matthew Weiner. Huge mistake?

 

[Broder Salsa]

That might be one of the most fucked up things I've ever laughed at

Not been on efukt enough I see.

"Orgasms Hilariously Ruined By Animals" is new up there guys, it's great.

 

[Baconsaurus Rex]

I wanted 'Wilde for Cockburn' way back

I remember coming up with that tag


Hey remember when I got banned for making a presumably racist comment? Almost a year ago now.

 

[Willkiller]

I remember coming up with that tag


Hey remember when I got banned for making a presumably racist comment? Almost a year ago now.

And yet the real racist, Kyoufu, is still among us

 

[Messi]

I remember coming up with that tag


Hey remember when I got banned for making a presumably racist comment? Almost a year ago now.

Presumably?

 

[Lunchbox]

Not been on efukt enough I see.

that own has a danish sized dick

 

[Zabojnik]

And yet the real racist, Kyoufu, is still among us

Is he though?

 

[Baconsaurus Rex]

Presumably?

Well, arguably.

I didn't mean any harm with that comment and the backlash was simply ridiculous.

 

[GorillaJu]

Not been on efukt enough I see.

"Orgasms Hilariously Ruined By Animals" is new up there guys, it's great.

Oh my god the dog bobbing its head up and down as the lady sucks the guy off.. Holy shit I almost died.

 

[Fry]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gFoq8-Xszjs

 

[Shagwell]

Not been on efukt enough I see.

"Orgasms Hilariously Ruined By Animals" is new up there guys, it's great.

That video made me lose my shit. But the rest of the videos on that site make me sad

 

[Fry]

That video made me lose my shit. But the rest of the videos on that site make me sad

Accidental Anal Devirginization

lololloloolloloolololollolololololo

 

[Zabojnik]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gFoq8-Xszjs

Bacon at 3:45.

 

[bud23]

.

 

[The_Hitcher89]

Messi is goat. But Ronaldo still has plenty of game left and will be considered one of the best of all time.

It's just cool to hate him now, even though he sells more merchandising which is always this paradoxical shit.

Not really. Ronaldo is a guido cunt who wears his ego on his sleeve and indulges in the celebrity shite that Messi avoids

 

[Broder Salsa]

Marco van Ginkel - "Jose Mourinho has the utmost faith in me. He did not want to loan me out and will integrate me step by step."

"I spoke with Mourinho, He had some good words for me. If a trainer like this says these words to you it makes you really proud"

"I am a box-to-box player. I cover a lot of metres and can score, I also like to defend & think of myself as a real team player"

"Hopefully I will be important for the team, whether it is from the bench or from the start!"

What a pretty boy Marco van Ginkel is

He and Azpilicueta will look great in photos together

 

[Salazar]

RAWK turning on that Armenian bloke, lol

"dodged a bullet"
"unprofessional"
"impressed mainly in the Ukrainian league"
"Sahin was shit"

 

[KidA Seven]

RAWK turning on that Armenian bloke, lol

"dodged a bullet"
"unprofessional"
"impressed mainly in the Ukrainian league"
"Sahin was shit"

:lol

 

[Can Crusher]

Messi is better than Zidane.

Not really. Ronaldo is a guido cunt who wears his ego on his sleeve and indulges in the celebrity shite that Messi avoids

I disagree. Ronaldo is consistently pointed as a standout professional by who manages him. His work ethic is praised by his peers.

Don't let his popularity and influence fool you. The guy can dress whatever the hell he wants, and sure he doesn't possess the gift of the silver tongue but he's a consummate professional. He has been dating the same super model for almost 4 years, and is a parent. Hate his bitchy attitude on the pitch all you want, but you can't blame him for what he doesn't do.

 

[Zabojnik]

Messi is better than Zidane.

No.

 

[Sviatoslav]

Lol, some Armenians are upset because Mkhitaryan will have to play on a team with Sahin and Gundogan. Man, dat hate still runs deep.

Lol here's a sample

If the Turks had another chance they would murder all our children, rape our women and exterminate everything what is Armenian. How could we not hate them ? they got that bloodthirsty mongolian DNA in them which only brings destruction and hell upon harmless nations like Armenia.. it's just not human what they did to us

Yikes

 

[G-Unit]

No.

yes

 

[Zabojnik]

Lol, some Armenians are upset because Mkhitaryan will have to play on a team with Sahin and Gundogan. Man, dat hate still runs deep.

yes

 

[Kenka]

JOAN WILAND HAS EXTENDED HIS CONTRACT WITH 3 YEARS. MEANING HE WILL STAY FOR KNOCKOUT ROUNDS OF CL, PREPARE MEHMAR AND ROBBERY

Quoting images is dumb, everyone needs to experience him in full res

The man who failed to dislodge Isaksson from the Swedish national team ?

 

[Broder Salsa]

The man who failed to dislodge Isaksson from the Swedish national team ?

He doesn't want to be a part of that national team, this is him training with them :

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E3ZO6q3tQx0

Not his fault that Erik Hamren is as shit as he is, he has also been extremely unlucky constantly getting injured before national team matches, sometimes it has sounded like the club just faked it to get him to stay as he wasn't going to play anyway lol. Wiland is the best keeper we've had in years if not ever.

 

[Turok_TTZ]

Messi is better than Zidane.

One wc 1998, wc runner up 2006, euro 2000 say no bro. messi hasn't even won the south american equivalent of the euros for his senior nt for crying out loud.

 

[KidA Seven]

Messi is better. Everyone can see how good he is. He's still young too.

 

[Yurt]

Why are we comparing apples and oranges?

 

[Salazar]

:lol

 

[Broder Salsa]

Why are we comparing apples and oranges?

Because apples are better than oranges?

 

[Sviatoslav]

One wc 1998, wc runner up 2006, euro 2000 say no bro. messi hasn't even won the south american equivalent of the euros for his senior nt for crying out loud.

Does Messi play defense? Look at the garbage that he plays with on the Argentina national team.

 

[Walshy]

One wc 1998, wc runner up 2006, euro 2000 say no bro. messi hasn't even won the south american equivalent of the euros for his senior nt for crying out loud.

:lol

Like international football matters.