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[spidye]

Lewa hasnt signed anything. Watzke seems still pretty butthurt about Götze and that ridiculous 30+ million demand to buy out a player with only one year left in its contract is just hilarious. Anyway your squad isnt half bad with Henrikh and Spidy. All you need is a replacement for Pisceck and you might reach the DFB quarterfinal again

excuse me???

:|

 

[PaulLFC]

Why would you do this...

Four clubs involved in two play-off matches that ended 79-0 and 67-0 respectively - a total of 146 goals - have been suspended in Nigeria.

Plateau United Feeders were 79-0 victors over Akurba FC while Police Machine FC demolished Bubayaro FC 67-0.

"It is unacceptable - a scandal of huge proportions," said Muke Umeh, chairman of the Nigerian Football Federation (NFF) Organising Committee.

"The teams are suspended indefinitely, pending further sanctions."

Plateau United Feeders and Police Machine went into the matches level on points, with promotion to the lowest tier of the Nationwide League Division at stake.

Feeders scored 72 of their goals in the second half, while Police Machine reportedly scored 61 times after the break in their game.

The results meant that Plateau edged above Police Machine on goal difference.

Umeh added: "We will investigate this matter thoroughly and get to the bottom of it."

The NFF's director of competitions, Dr Mohammed Sanusi, gave assurances that the Organising Committee would hand out severe sanctions on all persons and institutions indicted by the investigation.

"The teams involved, their players and officials, match officials, coordinator and anyone found to have played some role in this despicable matter would be severely dealt with," Sanusi said.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/23240104

Having said that, Police Machine FC is a brilliant name for a team.

 

[Hixx]

Sod being last post

Man United fans think they have it bad with Thiago. Gino Peruzzi is worse. It's been on again and off again for like 2 weeks now and today he's said this:

"I wasn't convinced about the financial proposal of Sunderland and my agent never asked for a commission. But I want to go to a club where I will play, thinking ahead to the World Cup. I was born and raised here (at Velez) and I want the best for this club. My intention is to continue negotiating my contract with Sunderland."

So, he seems to (sort of) want to come but not unless we give him all the money.

If I was Short/Byrne and seeing how we just missed out on Mendy, I'd give him what he wants. But that's probably why I'm not a billionaire.

 

[The_Hitcher89]

Police Machine

Sounds like a username

 

[Fergie]

Going out for petrol and booze and then it's more XCOM.

Speak now if you wish to be recruited.

Go then, I bet I'll last and become Captain. Having Fergie in your team will make sure you don't bottle your mission.

 

[Kenka]

Well, if that's grumpy, then he has looked grumpy for the past 3 years.

He seems to look annoyed though, I hope Watzke and Klopp have not done a mistake by not letting him go to Bayern. On his soul weights also the fact that he refused offers from both ManCity and Real. It could lead to him being down, grumpy and angry with himself, we all know this isn't the opimal state for a striker.

 

[Carbonox]

Well, if that's grumpy, then he has looked grumpy for the past 3 years.

Bless his cotton socks.

Help me understand his transfer situation - would Dortmund be more than happy to sell if anyone other than Bayern offered the right money? I totally understand and support why Dortmund are refusing to sell him to their title rivals but it's definitely shit timing given he can go for nothing next year. Perhaps it is something Dortmund will learn from in the future where star players are concerned?

I'm excited for the Bundesliga starting up again. Moreso than any other league (and I'm a Newcastle fan!).

 

[Kenka]

excuse me???

:|

Aubameyang.

 

[arkon]

Why would you do this...

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/23240104

Having said that, Police Machine FC is a brilliant name for a team.

Yep. Sounds like a team I can get behind.

 

[Feorax]

Suarez is getting desperate. I think something has him rattled about Madrid's interest (or possibly lack thereof).

 

[Milchmonster]

He seems to look annoyed though, I hope Watzke and Klopp have not done a mistake by not letting him go to Bayern. On his soul weights also the fact that he refused offers from both ManCity and Real. It could lead to him being down, grumpy and angry with himself, we all know this isn't the opimal state for a striker.

Nope, he doesn't look annoyed, either. Look at the old team pics, it's not like Lewandowski does all that many expressions with his face.

Bless his cotton socks.

Help me understand his transfer situation - would Dortmund be more than happy to sell if anyone other than Bayern offered the right money? I totally understand and support why Dortmund are refusing to sell him to their title rivals but it's definitely shit timing given he can go for nothing next year. Perhaps it is something Dortmund will learn from in the future where star players are concerned?

I'm excited for the Bundesliga starting up again. Moreso than any other league (and I'm a Newcastle fan!).

He could have left for Munich, too, a few weeks ago. But Bayern with their stupid games were begging us to say fuck you.

 

[Lambda Pie]

we got A. Madrid's Silvio on loan for a season, option to buy afterwards. good, as we need a decent RB to replace Maxi Pereira.

 

[faridmon]

What the fuck, Copenhagen signed Olof Mellberg... Must be at least 48 at this point.

What a beautiful man. That beard, man.

 

[Carbonox]

http://bleacherreport.com/articles/...nchester-city-can-win-the-treble-next-season?

AHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAH



AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

 

[Lambda Pie]

http://bleacherreport.com/articles/...nchester-city-can-win-the-treble-next-season?

this fuckin team will play all of 6 matches in europe next season and finish 4th domestic.

 

[Shatner's Bassoon]

 

[Kenka]

Nope, he doesn't look annoyed, either. Look at the old team pics, it's not like Lewandowski does all that many expressions with his face.

I think the latter part of the quote was much more interesting to discuss. Please don't post about a facial expression interpreated on one small rez pic.

He could have left for Munich, too, a few weeks ago. But Bayern with their stupid games were begging us to say fuck you.

I am not so sure your inconditional support of BVB's ways will be rewarded at the end. I explain:

From my sightpoint, all actors have really mismanaged the Evilore's transfer thingy: Lewa himself first for putting all eggs in one basket and refusing to discuss the transfer pluses and minuses with any other parties than the clubs and his agents, who have triggered the whole confrontation between Dortmund and Bayern by winding Lewa up with speeches of glory and wealth if he signs for Bayern ahead of ugly Dortmund. Rummenigge has been extremly insolent in courting Lewa right after having stealthly agreed with Götze's agent and Götze himself on buying his release clause. Finally, Watzke has really mismanaged the whole situation from a marketing perspective; he could have chosen to place strategically himself as the offended part in the affair but instead took the Lewa flirt personally and wanted to personally tackle the issue with Bayern in a loud manner which left the impression that he didn't take the adequate time to build a plan that would have profited the club.

 

[G-Unit]

the treble? hahahahahaha

 

[dc89]

Go then, I bet I'll last and become Captain. Having Fergie in your team will make sure you don't bottle your mission.

I'll be recruiting you and Laboured soon. Stand by for operations.

 

[Fergie]

Hola shit at GTA. Somehow it doesn't look possible, but the screens show it does. Wish it was on next-gen instead.

 

[dc89]

I was left with 1HP.
Willkiller didn't make it. RIP Soldier.

 

[Hixx]

I hope they all die.

In game ofc.

 

[The_Hitcher89]

Jesus dc, you shouldn't be suffering such casualties this early in the game

 

[dc89]

Jesus dc, you shouldn't be suffering such casualties this early in the game

Yurt, Fady, Clegg and Willkiller.

that was a mission described as 'very difficult'

 

[pulga]

Vidal says he hasn't renewed with Juve yet. where's he heading, Yurt?

He's flirting with Madrid looooooooooooooooool

I love it when Madrid and Juve swap players <3

Captured an alien on XCOM thanks to some heroics by ShortyMe.

Willkiller, Shorty, myself and Messi all made it back alive. But Messi is gravely wounded.

Why havent you made me, you monster

 

[Milchmonster]

I think the latter part of the quote was much more interesting to discuss. Please don't post about a facial expression interpreated on one small rez pic.

I didn't say anything about his expression, that's what you guys started. Lewandowski often had a annoyed/dead look on his face and I was just saying that.

I am not so sure your inconditional support of BVB's ways will be rewarded at the end. I explain:

From my sightpoint, all actors have really mismanaged the Evilore's transfer thingy: Lewa himself first for putting all eggs in one basket and refusing to discuss the transfer pluses and minuses with any other parties than the clubs and his agents, who have triggered the whole confrontation between Dortmund and Bayern by winding Lewa up with speeches of glory and wealth if he signs for Bayern ahead of ugly Dortmund. Rummenigge has been extremly insolent in courting Lewa right after having stealthly agreed with Götze's agent and Götze himself on buying his release clause. Finally, Watzke has really mismanaged the whole situation from a marketing perspective; he could have chosen to place strategically himself as the offended part in the affair but instead took the Lewa flirt personally and wanted to personally tackle the issue with Bayern in a loud manner which left the impression that he didn't take the adequate time to build a plan that would have profited the club.

I don't even fully support this whole thing, I'd have shipped the fucker off months ago, even if we can't replace him properly.

But I understand why we decided to keep him. Most importantly, there's no proper replacement (Benteke, Dzeko, Martinez and some more are too expensive, players like Aubameyang or Diouf not good enough (yet). And after losing Götze, it's easier to keep the team at this level with Lewandowski instead of having to replace the two central attacking players. Add Bayern and Lewy's agents acting like bitches and I can agree with the decision, although I would have done differently.

 

[dc89]

Why havent you made me, you monster

You and Andres are in the next wave of recruits.

 

[K1LLER7]

DC we were #VitaBros and i'm not included in your team.

TC >>> DC

 

[Yurt]

We're just meat-shields to him.

 

[Carbonox]

I was left with 1HP.
Willkiller didn't make it. RIP Soldier.

ENIGMA

Me and Hitcher bossing. Fuck y'all.

 

[dc89]

DC we were #VitaBros and i'm not included in your team.

TC >>> DC

Theres just too many of us. But you, Andres and Pulga can be next lol

 

[Hixx]

dc you fucking suck

And I broke my no-swear rule specifically for this.

 

[Tc91]

ENIGMA

Me and Hitcher bossing. Fuck y'all.

Damn, Enigma.

RIP Willkiller.

 

[The_Hitcher89]

ENIGMA

Me and Hitcher bossing. Fuck y'all.

Ha, didn;t realise I was in it

BEASTS

dc, can you note how I die, I'd like to know

 

[rodvik]

The about-face that the fans of whoever signs Suarez are going to make is going to be hilarious.

"Yeah, he used to be a diving wanker, but he's just being victimised now"

I would do this. He is a great player.

 

[Carbonox]

Don't worry Willkiller, I will wear your penis on my helmet with pride as I smite those that wronged you.

 

[Yurt]

He's flirting with Madrid looooooooooooooooool

I love it when Madrid and Juve swap players <3

shut up

Vidal: "It's an honour that a big club like Real Madrid are interested in me. But I'm already at a big club & want to stay and win more."

"I'm flattered you're hitting on me but my BF's shaft is already big enough"

 

[dc89]

dc you fucking suck

And I broke my no-swear rule specifically for this.

it's all so new to me.

Ha, didn;t realise I was in it

BEASTS

dc, can you note how I die, I'd like to know

Ok! Hopefully, you won't die though.

Don't worry Willkiller, I will wear your penis on my helmet with pride as I smite those that wronged you.

:looool

I'm done now for a bit. Expect more combat reports soon.

 

[Lambda Pie]

Vidal: "It's an honour that a big club like Real Madrid are interested in me. But I'm already at a big club & want to stay and win more."

has anyone told him he plays for Juve? gotta break the news sometime.

 

[dc89]

The City squad for the tour of South Africa:

Goalkeepers: Joe Hart, Costel Pantilimon, Richard Wright, Eirik Johansen

Defenders: Micah Richards, Maicon, Pablo Zabaleta, Aleksandar Kolarov, Gael Clichy, Karim Rekik, Joleon Lescott, Vincent Kompany, Matija Nastasic, Dedryck Boyata

Midfielders: James Milner, Fernandinho, Samir Nasri, Gareth Barry, Denis Suarez, Emyr Huws, Scott Sinclair, Javi Garcia, Jack Rodwell, Abdul Razak, Yaya Toure

Forwards: Sergio Aguero, Edin Dzeko, John Guidetti, Alex Nimely

No Navas or Silva. They obviously get an extended break because of the Confederations Cup.

Guidetti in. Oh yeeeeeeeeeeee

 

[Yurt]

has anyone told him he plays for Juve? gotta break the news sometime.

We make sure we're wearing our away kits around him. Thank god he's Chilean.

 

[The_Hitcher89]

it's all so new to me.



Ok! Hopefully, you won't die though.

It XCOM, everyone dies at some point

Might restart it tonight, its a good game to play alongside another game. Salazar and Lunchbox will be my cannon fodder

Are you playing it on Normal?

Might copy your Gaf name idea as well, although I lost track last time I did it with real names

 

[Yurt]

 

[G-Unit]

man falcao sure is dumb

 

[The_Hitcher89]

man falcao sure is dumb

He must be the ultimate mercenary. The likes of Ibra moved to PSG when they were already in the CL at least, and Falcao could have moved to any team in the world

 

[Wes]

GTA V looks brilliant.

 

[pulga]

shut up



"I'm flattered you're hitting on me but my BF's shaft is already big enough"

I actually prefer Vidal to stay at Juve. Knowing Marry, we'll never get a suitable replacement. Madrid's got the money to buy someone just as good.

 

[dc89]

It XCOM, everyone dies at some point

Might restart it tonight, its a good game to play alongside another game. Salazar and Lunchbox will be my cannon fodder

Are you playing it on Normal?

Might copy your Gaf name idea as well, although I lost track last time I did it with real names

Yeah normal! Yeah make sure you do! all my guys have the same surname loll

 

[L1NETT]

DC you ain't leaving me back at base are you lol

Don't worry, i'll be in engineering doing some calibrations.

 

[Ushojax]

Suarez is getting desperate. I think something has him rattled about Madrid's interest (or possibly lack thereof).

He's realised that he needs to start mouthing off ASAP if he wants to move to a better club. I don't think he thought he'd be going back to Liverpool for pre-season.

Christ I forgot City had Maicon. They really are awful in the transfer market, they've accumulated a lot of shit in the last few years.