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Football Thread 2013/2014 |OT1| Moyes, Master of Muppets
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Lack of good talent in Denmark, sign superior Swedish players on their way to retirement. His viking beard is gone, he'll play like shit without it.What the fuck, Copenhagen signed Olof Mellberg... Must be at least 48 at this point.
Gareth Bale
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Free transfer to be fair. And consider that Distin is 34.
LabouredSubterfuge
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Just found out my gf does NOT like being called Chops.
Baconsaurus Rex
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Are you calling her fat?
Who does?
LabouredSubterfuge
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I suck at this whole being romantic thing bros 
Hmm. She sounds like an odd one. Women are so hard to please.
LabouredSubterfuge
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I know man, I thought I'd really wow her with this one.
I suck at this whole being romantic thing bros
You need to add some romantic words to let her know you mean it. Maybe instead of Chops try Loveydumpcakes?
Nah, Everton need someone like him. Heitinga is complete dogshit and a moron, Alcaraz is much better. Distin's getting on a bit too.
Gareth Bale
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Bale in Times Square
Cool
You'll lose
It almost seemed as though i ran away scared of Suso.
£6m initial rising to £8.6m.
Also the Giak rumours are getting bigger, in tandem with my PENIS.
I RT'd some stuff for you.
£6m initial rising to £8.6m.
Also the Giak rumours are getting bigger, in tandem with my PENIS.
Altidore is a great finisher. I'm sure he will score his goals for you.
Gareth Bale
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He lacks speed. You don't want him in counterattacks. He usually has his back against the defenders.
I suck at this whole being romantic thing bros
:loooooooooool
Just blame my game of XCOM.
Vivalaraza
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RM gonna be getting a ready made superstar when they get Bale.
Vivalaraza
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And those clubs are about to be showered in money.
It was definitely a good idea to get his ears pinned.
Osvaldo is a lunatic, Southampton should steer clear IMO.
Vivalaraza
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Wait what.
Mark Schwarzer signed for Chelsea?
:lol okay! Good backup.
Mark Schwarzer signed for Chelsea?
:lol okay! Good backup.
I don't think it's such a forgone conclusion that he'll inevitably go to RM, either this year or the next. British players going abroad are still extremely rare and with a young family I don't think he is any different. I'm well aware of the lure and financial clout of RM, but British players are a different breed to virtually every other nationality. I could easily see him rejecting RM, choosing to stay in England and going to either Manchester/Chelsea.
Steverulez
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What? Where?!
No. The club wanted him and had a plan for his development which he was aware of before he signed. Mou wanted him at the club this season to rival Petr (and he would have got games) but he said he would understand if he didn't want to do that. Courtois wanted to play so he went back to Athletico (and they paid us £1m for it I think).
He will go out on loan to a Prem team next season I think unless Mou can convince him to stay. He is our future number 1, he has the talent and he's very young, he won't go anywhere.
Vivalaraza
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Yes but I doubt it will get to that stage. Either they will renew and somehow promise him he will become #1 or they will cash in.
Cech is still pretty great so I guess it depends on if he shows any signs of losing his form this season. I think Courtois still has 2 years on his contact?
I agree for the most part but from what Bale has said already it seems like he wants to go and play for them in Spain.
Of course it's possible he could stay in England but Spurs will definitely try to avoid that. Seems like RM want him so whenever he does give the signal he wants to leave they will be at the front of the queue paying good money. Bale would have to dig in and force a move through to one of the English clubs and I just can't see that happening right now...
Dude, just look at his hair.
Lol it's like Madrid have a policy of getting players with stylish hair or a bald head.
The_Hitcher89
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What the fuck are you supposed to put in a Personal Statement/CV when you didn't go to university, and have spent the last 5 years in an unskilled job that has given you nothing that is relevant to the types of job you're looking for now?
I just signed up for Reed and I don't have a clue what I'm doing or why anyone would bother giving me an interview. May well end up going to university as a last resort which I already know would be a remarkably stupid thing to do, especially with tuition fees the way they are.
I just signed up for Reed and I don't have a clue what I'm doing or why anyone would bother giving me an interview. May well end up going to university as a last resort which I already know would be a remarkably stupid thing to do, especially with tuition fees the way they are.
Sleeplessnights
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Bale in Times Square
They're gonna have to pay a lot of money to swap that with a United shirt.
jkjkjk <3
Transferable skills, bro. No such thing as an 'unskilled' job.
Lambda Pie
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Bale in Times Square
holy shit, start marketing for the new Planet of Apes movie this soon?
Bet he goes to the hairdresser's and asks for the Ronaldo.
If he wants to be like CRonaldo, he should move to United, where they'll develop him into the next Ronaldo, not just his looks. Plus he'll get the number 7. Then, after a couple of years, he can make the move to Madrid and have the same success Ronaldo has had there.
Sleeplessnights
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Lol
Good games.
6-0 on aggregate
Dat Monaco papr.
Do you wanna play?
You have to massage the truth somewhat.
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