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Football Thread 2013/2014 |OT1| Moyes, Master of Muppets

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Hixx

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Barack Obama visited our academy in Tanzania.

Friends in high places?
I'm totally going to use the THANKS, OBAMA thing when we lose
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rodvik

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Barack Obama visited our academy in Tanzania.

Friends in high places?
I'm totally going to use the THANKS, OBAMA thing when we lose
.

Your academy is in Tanzania? I think I have identified why your youth players are always so fucking tired matchday mate.
 

Hixx

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Your academy is in Tanzania? I think I have identified why your youth players are always so fucking tired matchday mate.

One of a few we have now :cool:

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confuziz

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Rik Elfrink ‏@RikElfrink 12m

Het is zover: #PSV heeft een spectaculair bod van AS Roma op Kevin #Strootman binnen. Dadelijk meer op ed.nl!

Translation : PSV has received a spectacular offer from AS Roma for Strootman.

20 million or more?

edit : it's 17 million. I want 3 more.
 

K1LLER7

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Nah, Moyes is K1LLER
of
7
If I was Moyes I would bid for all the top players. Have the media link us to everyone. Even Suarez just to take the piss.

Thiago, Lamela, Fellani and Baines would be signed. Rooney would be pushed to the reserves until his contract was over. Giving Januzaj the number 10. Valencia would be forced to only use his left foot throughout Pre-season just so he could actually become a threat again. If he doesn't, I'd sell him abroad along with Nani. Young can stay as long as he does that cut inside and shoot thing more often rather than run around in circles.
 

Zabojnik

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Rik Elfrink ‏@RikElfrink 12m

Het is zover: #PSV heeft een spectaculair bod van AS Roma op Kevin #Strootman binnen. Dadelijk meer op ed.nl!

Translation : PSV has received a spectacular offer from AS Roma for Strootman.

20 million or more?

Marquinhos to Barca for 30M€ confirmed.
 

3Sixty

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Apparently Roma have threatened to sue a Radio station that played a private phone call between their general manager and director of football where it was revealed Osvaldo was only invited to pre-season training in the hope the other team mates would give him a load of abuse in the hope it would drive him to change his mind on joining Southampton.


Lolol
 

Turok_TTZ

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Who's better, Benzema or Suarez?
Benzema. Benz is not a cunt. Doesn't bite players, doesn't disrespect his club.
Though Suarez is a better dribbler, Benzema is the better finisher.
Suarez has a 14% efficiency ratio, Benzema got a 20.2% efficiency ratio.
Suarez has the team around him, Benzema does not.

I'm sticking with Benz on this. Suarez can't even lace his boots, more likely to chew up the laces than he is tying them.
 
Benzema. Benz is not a cunt. Doesn't bite players, doesn't disrespect his club.
Though Suarez is a better dribbler, Benzema is the better finisher.
Suarez has a 14% efficiency ratio, Benzema got a 20.2% efficiency ratio.
Suarez has the team around him, Benzema does not.

I'm sticking with Benz on this. Suarez can't even lace his boots, more likely to chew up the laces than he is tying them.

lol
 

Scum

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Benzema. Benz is not a cunt. Doesn't bite players, doesn't disrespect his club.
Though Suarez is a better dribbler, Benzema is the better finisher.
Suarez has a 14% efficiency ratio, Benzema got a 20.2% efficiency ratio.
Suarez has the team around him, Benzema does not.

I'm sticking with Benz on this. Suarez can't even lace his boots, more likely to chew up the laces than he is tying them.
Lol
 
Benzema. Benz is not a cunt. Doesn't bite players, doesn't disrespect his club.
Though Suarez is a better dribbler, Benzema is the better finisher.
Suarez has a 14% efficiency ratio, Benzema got a 20.2% efficiency ratio.
Suarez has the team around him, Benzema does not.

I'm sticking with Benz on this. Suarez can't even lace his boots, more likely to chew up the laces than he is tying them.

HAVING. A. SHOCKER.
 

Turok_TTZ

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And y'all wonder why I want Suarez to stay the fuck away from madrid. Dat inefficiency.
Even Higuan's ratio is superior. though higuain's ratio is inflated.
 

qindarka

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Can anyone else see Courtois deciding to leave Chelsea wbhen his contract expires?

He knew what he was getting into when he signed the contract and he is the one who wants to go on loan, repeatedly talking about Chelsea's long term plans for him. The club may have difficult decisions to make next season though,

And yes, the club won't let his contract run out.
 

Lightning

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Benzema. Benz is not a cunt. Doesn't bite players, doesn't disrespect his club.
Though Suarez is a better dribbler, Benzema is the better finisher.
Suarez has a 14% efficiency ratio, Benzema got a 20.2% efficiency ratio.
Suarez has the team around him, Benzema does not.

I'm sticking with Benz on this. Suarez can't even lace his boots, more likely to chew up the laces than he is tying them.
Joke post? Suarez is miles better than Benzema.
 
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