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Football Thread 2013/2014 |OT1| Moyes, Master of Muppets
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You're all a bunch of fucks. Thiago isn't going to Bayern unless Martinez is playing in centre midfield.
At which case we know we can then lol at Pep being a fucking egotistical pussy turkey before he's even started there.
Hope Bayern 3-4-3 their way to third place and a quarter final exit next year.
Either we sign Thiago, or he stays at Barca. Then we go after someone else.
Stay strong united bros. those taking part in Ramadan
Feed off the hate
At which case we know we can then lol at Pep being a fucking egotistical pussy turkey before he's even started there.
Hope Bayern 3-4-3 their way to third place and a quarter final exit next year.
Either we sign Thiago, or he stays at Barca. Then we go after someone else.
Stay strong united bros. those taking part in Ramadan
Feed off the hate
He was in charge last year when deals fell through for Hazard and Lucas. Pretty sure there's been others in the past as well, like the stories about the Gazza transfer.
Your right if that happens but, why would pep move arguably, the best DM last season to CB.
Very good.
Vivalaraza
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Well, he's played DM's at CB before. It's not that hard to believe.
LabouredSubterfuge
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Honigstein is completely unconvinced by the rumours too.
F Bayern.
F Pep.
Milchmonster
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But Honigstein is full of shit, so it's probably true lol
wakajawaka
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Cadena Cope is a Radio Network owned by catholic Opus Dei priests, their political stuff is extremely biased to the right wing.
That being said, their sports staff is the best one in Spain, it's te whole group that moved from cadena SER, the mythical Carrusel Deportivo (Pepe un purito!).
They have made some fails but overall they are pretty reliable.
But hey, people here was in much more in denial hardcore mode with the Isco story, I think a couple still don't believe he signed for Madriz.
That being said, their sports staff is the best one in Spain, it's te whole group that moved from cadena SER, the mythical Carrusel Deportivo (Pepe un purito!).
They have made some fails but overall they are pretty reliable.
But hey, people here was in much more in denial hardcore mode with the Isco story, I think a couple still don't believe he signed for Madriz.
The_Hitcher89
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Hazard was titting about for like a year, there were about 27 teams trying to buy him
And with Moura, it came down to him, his agents and his club trying to wrangle as much money out of the deal as possible, and that happened to come from PSG rather than Man Utd
Thiago has a mistakenly low buyout clause. A club of Man Utd's stature should be able to meet the clause and tell the player 'take it or leave it, you have a fortnight before we start looking elsewhere.'
I can't see Ferguson allowing the club be treated first as a means to try and get more guarantees from Barca, only to then be shrugged off anyway as he waltzes back into the arms of The Coward Pep Guardiola.
(Assuming this report is correct)
Vivalaraza
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Okay second wind.
Yeah this shit can't be true. Cope, never even heard of them. Bild or something would be all over it if this was happening, no way Rummage or that tax-scammer wouldn't have leaked it.
Thiago will come, it's just gonna take some time.
Oh man it's definitely true
LabouredSubterfuge
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Tancredi also points out that Thiago and Pep weren't even on the best of terms at Barca.
Vivalaraza
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Which basically means Thiago used to suck Pep's dick.
No way that'd fly at Bayern.
Hazard was titting about for like a year, there were about 27 teams trying to buy him
And with Moura, it came down to him, his agents and his club trying to wrangle as much money out of the deal as possible, and that happened to come from PSG rather than Man Utd
Thiago has a mistakenly low buyout clause. A club of Man Utd's stature should be able to meet the clause and tell the player 'take it or leave it, you have a fortnight before we start looking elsewhere.'
I can't see Ferguson allowing the club be treated first as a means to try and get more guarantees from Barca, only to then be shrugged off anyway as he waltzes back into the arms of The Coward Pep Guardiola.
(Assuming this report is correct)
Fergie retiring and Mosey coming in makes them less glamorous. Is that what you want me to say?
The_Hitcher89
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Fergie retiring and Mosey coming in makes them less glamorous. Is that what you want me to say?
No. Its what I want you all to admit
Vivalaraza
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:lol
Salva don't.
It's not worth it. At this moment in time I can 100% assure you it's not worth it.
Go find a pic of Mertesacker in that #4 shirt and stare at it for 2 hours.
But succumbing to a midfielder fetishist and sucking his little chorizo dick while he plays 9 midfielders at one fucking time is? #fuckbayern
Götze up front - midfielder
Ribery, Kroos, Muller - midfielders
Thiago, Schweini - midfielders
Martinez, Alaba - midfielders
Neuer - might as well be a fucking midfielder
Fucking ludicrous situation and I hope they pay for it for the self indulgence
Pep wanted Martinez at CB in barca.
Arsenal fans getting hyped over Fabregas. Like he'll want to play in the Europa League 2014/15
u wot m8
Him and CR7 in the same team loooooooooooool. How will that dressing room survive?
Just realised I wrote CM when I meant CB. Still, Pep's a donut. Martinez was the best DM in the world last season, and he wants to move him? Pfft.
u wot m8
Him and CR7 in the same team loooooooooooool. How will that dressing room survive?
Just realised I wrote CM when I meant CB. Still, Pep's a donut. Martinez was the best DM in the world last season, and he wants to move him? Pfft.
LabouredSubterfuge
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TOOT TOOT
bayern are, like, the healthiest club in the world. if they can buy a player united can't, then more power to them. it is simply impossible this won't work out. i fully embrace our german overlords. hallo, ich bin karl. ich fixe deine kabel.
meanwhile, the premier league is dying.
arsenal can't even buy a second-rate striker
chelsea signed a manager who is now a caricature of himself
united are now managed by moyes and they can't even sign a barca benchwarmer
liverpool are based in liverpool
the spurs will spend millions yet again and still finish outside of the top four
meanwhile, the premier league is dying.
arsenal can't even buy a second-rate striker
chelsea signed a manager who is now a caricature of himself
united are now managed by moyes and they can't even sign a barca benchwarmer
liverpool are based in liverpool
the spurs will spend millions yet again and still finish outside of the top four
Vivalaraza
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Loooooooooool.
And the FA can fuck off and all. Fucking shitehawk organisation, my old little league team did fines better. Hope Southgate accidentally bleeds to death after getting a paper cut from his big fuck off ring binder of pitch patterns at St George's Park
Man I'm aggy tonight. No football. Fucking cunty transfer news. No signings. It's Ramadan and I'm hungry.
Man I'm aggy tonight. No football. Fucking cunty transfer news. No signings. It's Ramadan and I'm hungry.
HYPED AGAIN
It makes total sense though, Viva. The dots are connecting
His girlfriend and daughter live in London. He bought the ex-family home.
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I seem to recall United playing in the Europa League recently, actually.
Like Cesc & Arsenal, you are destined to be reunited.
I'm dead looooooool
Rooney can play in CM, fuck it. I'm sick to death thinking about Shinji failing miserably again as he fails to fit into a Moyes side. Just sell him back to Dortmund and cry forever please.
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