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[Wilbur]

This is the team that must start every single Premier League and Champions League game because we'll surely win both:

DDG; Rafael, Rio, Vidic, Fabio; Carrick, Fellaini; Zaha, Kagawa, Januzaj; van Persie

Obviously its due to the players available today, but in a 4-5-1/4-3-3 if Kagawa, Zaha and Adnan can roam about it could be pretty delicious given the opportunity to blossom. Adnan looked genuinely good floating today, not just from a biased United view. He wanted the ball, he had nifty footwork, he took players on. I think Moyes will be impressed with what he saw; keeping him on for the whole match was encouraging.

 

[Arnie]

Come on, what score was it and who against?

 

[GorillaJu]

El Sha's haircut is absolutely ridiculous lol. But players with stupid haircuts is kind of a staple of football.

Come on, what score was it and who against?

Singha All Stars (Thai league players I believe)
United

1-0 to Singha

 

[Wilbur]

Come on, what score was it and who against?

Morsel already said; lost 1-0 to a Thai All-Star side or something

 

[LTWheels]

Are Alberto and Aspas on?

 

[Hixx]

Morsel already said; lost 1-0 to a Thai All-Star side or something

Thai pub team lmao

 

[GorillaJu]

Are Alberto and Aspas on?

Alberto yes - just flubbed a finesse shot., Aspas as well is out there.

 

[Walshy]

Are Alberto and Aspas on?

Yes. Ten changes, everyone except Mignolet got replaced.

 

[Arnie]

Singha All Stars (Thai league players I believe)
United

1-0 to Singha

Thai pub team lmao

Hahahahahaha ha

Fuck

I need some pictures of Moyes' face

The fucking shitbag

 

[Tim the Wiz]

This is the team that must start every single Premier League and Champions League game because we'll surely win both:

DDG; Rafael, Rio, Vidic, Fabio; Carrick, Fellaini; Zaha, Kagawa, Januzaj; van Persie

Obviously its due to the players available today, but in a 4-5-1/4-3-3 if Kagawa, Zaha and Adnan can roam about it could be pretty delicious given the opportunity to blossom. Adnan looked genuinely good floating today, not just from a biased United view. He wanted the ball, he had nifty footwork, he took players on. I think Moyes will be impressed with what he saw; keeping him on for the whole match was encouraging.

I'd love that. But I'm expecting:

DDG; Rafael, Jones, Vidic, Baines; Carrick, Fellaini; Valencia, Rooney, Zaha; van Persie

I suspect Moyes might go for speed and power above all else if the pressure starts heating up.

 

[GorillaJu]

lol Skrtel just got clobbered... That's a pen there. But it's preseason, who gives a f

 

[The_Hitcher89]

Just created a Nectar account, and ordered another PS4 (gonna cancel the other one when it appears on my Oustanding Orders)

Should get 1,500 Nectar points (worth £7.50 lol) when its despatched


Blatant penalty. Fuck of Preston, fuck off dc, and fuck off Arnie

 

[Feorax]

Is Luis Alberto playing deeper alongside Lucas?

 

[The_Hitcher89]

Honestly forgot that Pacheco is still on our books

 

[Labadal]

Yes, Pacheco behind the striker.

 

[LabouredSubterfuge]

I'd love that. But I'm expecting:

DDG; Rafael, Jones, Vidic, Baines; Carrick, Fellaini; Valencia, Rooney, Zaha; van Persie

If we sign both Garay and Baines I might actually stab someone. Just FYI.

 

[GorillaJu]

Honestly forgot that Pacheco is still on our books

2014 Year of the PS3 Pacheco.

 

[LTWheels]

Sterling's looking sharp. Not playing he towards the end of the season was the right decision.

 

[The_Hitcher89]

Sterling=beast


I have to admit, even in my wildest dreams I couldn't have imagined that Moyes would have destroyed everything by the first preseason game. But hey, football's full of surprises

 

[Yurt]

Hahahahahaha ha

Fuck

I need some pictures of Moyes' face

The fucking shitbag

 

[LTWheels]

The United board must have a similar face at the moment.

 

[The_Hitcher89]

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

'How the fuck did Sir Alex win the title with these scrubs'

 

[GorillaJu]

Sterling=beast


I have to admit, even in my wildest dreams I couldn't have imagined that Moyes would have destroyed everything by the first preseason game. But hey, football's full of surprises

Don't get too excited yet. There are still plenty of 6-2s to go

Spoiler

before preseason ends.

 

[Naughty God]

Be honest, you're actually a Liverpool fan aren't you?

I hate Liverpool more than I love ManYoo. I do love ManYoo a considerable amount, which is why it hurts so much that we're so shit and sign players from the Championship to replace our wingers that scored 3 goals between them last season and that we won't rectify the central midfield problem.

A good summary of our recent plight would be the history of the number 7 shirt:

Robson
Cantona
Beckham
Ronaldo
Owen
Valencia

Once again, we've signed two central midfielders over the age of 18 in ten years. If your club had such stupid policies, you would be similarly disillusioned with them. Then there's the fact that we have stupid teams like City, PSG and now Monaco popping up all over the place.

We signed Bebe.

I'm going to give up football if we don't sign a good central midfielder this summer.

 

[LTWheels]

Really hope that Pacheco can establish himself this season. Sick of only ever seeing pictures of him in restaurants.

 

[Arnie]

IT'S PERFECT

IT'S HAPPENING

FELLATE WITH ME

 

[The_Hitcher89]

Dat Johnson pass
Dat bad touch

That was a lovely goal

 

[LTWheels]

Sterling!! Aspas assist.

 

[GorillaJu]

Really hope that Pacheco can establish himself this season. Sick of only ever seeing pictures of him in restaurants.

He does this every year though. He looks so promising in preseason. Good movement, good runs, good skill... and then he goes out on loan and never impresses. It's just not meant to be for Dani Pacheco.

Sterling!!

Great ball from Aspas, too.

 

[Walshy]

How bad was that defending?

Good counter though. Great pass from Aspas.

 

[Labadal]

Good on Sterling.

 

[Garjon]

Beautiful.

We need a Fass gif for that.

 

[The_Hitcher89]

3 scorers, combined age of 57

#ChildrenOfTheBrendalution/Rodgolution

 

[Tim the Wiz]

I'm going to give up football if we don't sign a good central midfielder this summer.

Bryan Robson: "So my message to Manchester United fans is don't be too influenced by this talk that we need this midfield player because I think the boys can cope."

We might be saying goodbye then.

 

[Arnie]

Sterling scores. Ibe scores. Zaha helps push the rolling ball of doom for David Moyes and Manchester United.

 

[Labadal]

The youngsters are doing well even if Preston is a L1 team.

 

[Broder Salsa]

Some of you are forgetting that they were playing against an all star team. As the name suggests they were all stars.

 

[Arnie]

Some of you are forgetting that they were playing against an all star team. As the name suggests they were all stars.

Oh god stop it I've had two pints and this is tickling me.

Gonna watch Pacific Rim later.

 

[Labadal]

Some of you are forgetting that they were playing against an all star team. As the name suggests they were all stars.

They need Rooney.

 

[Mr.Marston]

lol United lost?

Spoiler

It begins.

 

[Naughty God]

Bryan Robson: "So my message to Manchester United fans is don't be too influenced by this talk that we need this midfield player because I think the boys can cope."

We might be saying goodbye then.

I pointed that out the other day and how he's a United employee who's just being told what to say by Ed Woodward (our chief exec who also said we don't need any new signings).

#MoyesOut and Welbeck trending worldwide.

 

[PrematureQuiche]

Oh, Chelsea are playing the same team on Wednesday haha. We shall beat them

 

[Arnie]

Oh, Chelsea are playing the same team on Wednesday haha. We shall beat them

I should think so, your manager isn't a cave dwelling salt slug.

 

[Wilbur]

Cave dwelling salt slug finishes above liverpool for second season in a row before moving onto biggest club in the country who have won 20 titles as opposed to liverpool's 18th

cave dwelling salt slug > benitez, houllier, evans, dalglish, rodgers

good shit, slug

you keep that up baby

 

[The_Hitcher89]

Sterling playing to the standard he was playing before he became tired around November. Nice

Can't wait til May's headlines

Brendan Rodgers Moyes
Man Utd Given A Right Rodgering
Moyes Sacked In Fecophilia Disgrace
Corpses Found Under Former Man Utd Manager's Patio
Man Utd In Administration
Man Utd Liquidated
Children Of The Rodgolution



I like Aspas already

 

[Kikarian]

Moyes out.

 

[LTWheels]

Fuck Me, ASPAS!!!!

 

[The_Hitcher89]

VENOMOUS

 

[deGod]

OT2 | moyes fucked pre-season

 

[Feorax]

Ok, he can keep the number 9.