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[Garjon]

That is shocking goalkeeping.

 

[Arnie]

IAGO ASPAS

NUMBER 9

EL WOBBLE

 

[Labadal]

Excellent.gif

Don't know what the keeper's doing.

 

[GorillaJu]

Beautiful first goal for Aspas.

 

[Fergie]

Shitty GK.

Aspas is still asspain.

 

[Salvadora]

Damnit. Slept in and missed the game.

I don't think losing a preseason game means very much, and I think United's board will give him time, but I don't think the fans will be as forgiving. They're used to success.

 

[The_Hitcher89]

Shitty GK.

Aspas is still asspain.

Couldn't handle the VENOM

When's Studge back?

 

[LTWheels]

Robinson and Alberto should not be playing in the same team. Can't tell them apart.

 

[GorillaJu]

Iago is class. Good signing.

 

[Broder Salsa]

DutchGAF, is Mike van Duinen any good? His wiki suggests that he isn't good enough looking for København but apparently we bid for him.

 

[Arnie]

Cave dwelling salt slug finishes above liverpool for second season in a row before moving onto biggest club in the country who have won 20 titles as opposed to liverpool's 18th

cave dwelling salt slug > benitez, houllier, evans, dalglish, rodgers

good shit, slug

you keep that up baby

I do sincerely hope the slug maintains that good start!

 

[Fergie]

Fucking hell so humid. Can't wait for Winter, soo easy to manage, just some heaters on and jumper. Sorted.

 

[Labadal]

No Brad Jones? How many keepers do we have?

 

[Nyx]

DutchGAF, is Mike van Duinen any good? His wiki suggests that he isn't good enough looking for København but apparently we bid for him.

He's a decent talent, Utrecht have made bids as well.

 

[The_Hitcher89]

No Brad Jones? How many keepers do we have?

He has to be looking for another club if we're keeping Reina. I'd kind of rather Reina left for his own good.

 

[Fergie]

No Brad Jones? How many keepers do we have?

Jose Enqriue.

 

[K1LLER7]

Stay away from him Dortmund.

Moyes give him a new contract NOW.

G.Nev was impressed with him.

 

[Labadal]

Shitty GK.

Aspas is still asspain.

You mean Aspas gives you asspain.

 

[Messi]

Damnit. Slept in and missed the game.

I don't think losing a preseason game means very much, and I think United's board will give him time, but I don't think the fans will be as forgiving. They're used to success.

wait, don't you support the Arsenal?

 

[Batigol]

El Sha's haircut is absolutely ridiculous lol. But players with stupid haircuts is kind of a staple of football.

Singha All Stars (Thai league players I believe)
United

1-0 to Singha

 

[The_Hitcher89]

Aspas runs like a girl


KELLY'S HAIR!

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

 

[Fergie]

wait, don't you support the Arsenal?

He's just being courteous.

Spoiler

for now

 

[Wilbur]

I do sincerely hope the slug maintains that good start!

Yours did

 

[Labadal]

Lol, new hair, new knee. Such a stupid comment.

 

[The_Hitcher89]

Lol, new hair, new knee. Such a stupid comment.

He looks like a beefy Aquilani

 

[Labadal]

He looks like a beefy Aquilani

He's also prone to injuries like Aqua.

Want him to be a 1st team regular this season.

 

[GorillaJu]

Yours did

Wilbur, Wilbur, Wilbur. Don't pull a Morsel.

 

[Sleeplessnights]

Yours did

Twice. Was hilarious.

 

[Arnie]

Yours did

That wasn't his first game, though, was it Slugsworth?

Don't be mad jelly.

 

[Vivalaraza]

Mannnn, missed the game, had to paint the garage door.

Sounds like Adnan played well.

 

[Salvadora]

wait, don't you support the Arsenal?

Yes, of course .

Just a bit miffed to miss the first match of the new United manager. You don't see that everyday!

#WengersBoys has a strange ring to it.

 

[Wilbur]

That wasn't his first game, though, was it Slugsworth?

Don't be mad jelly.

Yes it was. Looooool do we count friendlies as actual meaningful games now

 

[Milchmonster]

Stay away from him Dortmund

Who are those guys lol?

But thanks to you I now know what this summer's signing for the future is

 

[The_Hitcher89]

lol

Martin 'The Wall' Kelly

 

[Messi]

Yes, of course .

Just a bit miffed to miss the first match of the new United manager. You don't see that everyday!

#WengersBoys has a strange ring to it.

United don't need more fans.

 

[Labadal]

The hell? Luis Alberto passing the keeper again.

 

[Slizz]

Lol at this point last year Liverpool fans were harping on the fact that it's just preseason and Rodgers was getting used to things blah blah blah. Only because he drew his first, lost his second, then a scoreless draw in his third game.

 

[Vivalaraza]

Lol at this point last year Liverpool fans were harping on the fact that it's just preseason and Rodgers was getting used to things blah blah blah. Only because he drew his first, lost his second, then a scoreless draw in his third game.

Liverpool fans were still mourning Kenny at this time last year.

Fond memories..

 

[The_Hitcher89]

Lol at this point last year Liverpool fans were harping on the fact that it's just preseason and Rodgers was getting used to things blah blah blah. Only because he drew his first, lost his second, then a scoreless draw in his third game.

We had a mediocre preseason last summer, and came 7th

We're currently destroying our preseason

Title challenge confirmed

 

[Arnie]

Yes it was. Looooool do we count friendlies as actual meaningful games now

We count matches as matches.

Moyes kicked things off with a stinker, as expected.

 

[Vivalaraza]

Don't worry guys.

Froggie lost his first game too.

Like for like.

 

[The_Hitcher89]

Skrtel just can't help himself

 

[Labadal]

Lol at this point last year Liverpool fans were harping on the fact that it's just preseason and Rodgers was getting used to things blah blah blah. Only because he drew his first, lost his second, then a scoreless draw in his third game.

There's a difference this year: We have Kolo "Fucking" Toure.

 

[GorillaJu]

There's a difference this year: We have Kolo "Fucking" Toure.

It's "Luther", Bruh.

4-0 vs. a League One team, but their league status kind of belies their quality. Preston NE would easily challenge for a Europa league spot off they were in a foreign league.

 

[Slizz]

There's a difference this year: We have Kolo "Fucking" Toure.

Nothing will fall at Liverpool now, not as long as he's leaning on things.

 

[Sleeplessnights]

Liverpool should focus on doing something meaningful this year rather than worry about what the champions of england are doing.

Go get yourself a europa league position or something, run along now.

 

[Broder Salsa]

In bigger teams news, Copenhagen won against Wolfsburg at HSV's stadium today. Maybe a bit lucky with the result lol, but dat Rurik Gislason.

 

[Vivalaraza]

Woah.

Barca want Adnan?

Bye.

 

[Slizz]

In bigger teams news, Copenhagen won against Wolfsburg at HSV's stadium today. Maybe a bit lucky with the result lol, but dat Rurik Gislason.

Dat defense.

 

[Messi]

Liverpool should focus on doing something meaningful this year rather than worry about what the champions of england are doing.

Go get yourself a europa league position or something, run along now.

saved for future use.