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[Broder Salsa]

There's a difference this year: We have Kolo "Fucking" Toure.

You mean Francois the car salesman?

Dat defense.

And Simon Kjær could barely get games there... Jebus.

 

[K1LLER7]

Who are those guys lol?

But thanks to you I now know what this summer's signing for the future is

We just lost out on Thiago, leave Adnan alone

Viva, he was our best player.Never looked out of place and always looked for the ball, not shying away. Played all across the front line and tracked back when needed. Not scared to try and get past his man.

Should definitely stay with the first team and get games. Will get better over the season.

 

[Sleeplessnights]

saved for future use.

This match is nothing to go by, Messi I know you're desperate to see us lose.

 

[GorillaJu]

We just lost out on Thiago, leave Adnan alone

Viva, he was our best player.Never looked out of place and always looked for the ball, not shying away. Played all across the front line and tracked back when needed. Not scared to try and get past his man.

Should definitely stay with the first team and get games. Will get better over the season.

The significance of this cannot be overstated.

 

[Vivalaraza]

We just lost out on Thiago, leave Adnan alone

Viva, he was our best player.Never looked out of place and always looked for the ball, not shying away. Played all across the front line and tracked back when needed. Not scared to try and get past his man.

Should definitely stay with the first team and get games. Will get even better over the season.

Sounds good.

Hopefully he does get some first team action but I'd be surprised. Singha All Stars and the PL is obv quite different.

He should at least play Carling Cup I guess.

Zaha is number 29?

 

[L1NETT]

Lol I can't wait until Moyes loses a league game. Gonna be riots on the streets. Watch out JD sports, but get some new security.

Might whip up a photoshop of Liverpool leaning over United.

 

[Arnie]

Liverpool should focus on doing something meaningful this year rather than worry about what the champions of england are doing.

Go get yourself a europa league position or something, run along now.

Hahahaha

The floodgates have opened. Watch the tears stream.

 

[Milchmonster]

We just lost out on Thiago, leave Adnan alone

We'll buy him just because he fits in the "How the fuck do you even pronounce that name" aim we seem to have set ourselves this summer

 

[K1LLER7]

Sounds good.

Hopefully he does get some first team action but I'd be surprised. Singha All Stars and the PL is obv quite different.

He should at least play Carling Cup I guess.

Zaha is number 29?

I think he should stay at United his season, get a few league games, carling cup, FA Cup and maybe a few CL games if the draw is good.

Yeah Zaha was 29.

They were saying numbers could change as the season starts.

Fabio was 22.

 

[LabouredSubterfuge]

:lol People itching for a dogpile.

Dat projection.

 

[K1LLER7]

We'll buy him just because he fits in the "How the fuck do you even pronounce that name" aim we seem to have set ourselves this summer

:lol

the MUTV commentators don't know how to pronounce Januzaj, so they call him Adnan.

 

[Vivalaraza]

Lol I can't wait until Moyes loses a league game. Gonna be riots on the streets. Watch out JD sports, but get some new security.

Might whip up a photoshop of Liverpool leaning over United.

I'm well excited for when we win the league next season.

The complete misery felt across the country will be fantastic.

I think he should stay at United his season, get a few league games, carling cup, FA Cup and maybe a few CL games if the draw is good.

Yeah Zaha was 29.

They were saying number could change as the season starts.

Fabio was 22.

When Nani goes he can have 17.

 

[Labadal]

I like this. The time to play nice is over. Football is back.

 

[Yurt]

The last page.

NEW SEASON IS UPON US

 

[Slizz]

:lol

the MUTV commentators don't know how to pronounce Januzaj, so they call him Adnan.

Lol, I kept hearing "the Belgian Lad"

 

[Yurt]

Might whip up a photoshop of Liverpool leaning over United.

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

 

[Messi]

This match is nothing to go by, Messi I know you're desperate to see us lose.

Oh this is nothing to do with this game. Preseason means fuck all. But with a statement like that, surely saving it will come in use.

 

[K1LLER7]

Lol, I kept hearing "the Belgian Lad"

Poor Paddy Crerand has problems.

 

[dc89]

Reading the last few comments I can gather United lost.

Moyes pls

 

[Sleeplessnights]

Oh this is nothing to do with this game. Preseason means fuck all. But with a statement like that, surely saving it will come in use.

In 25 years, give or take a Brenton.

 

[Clegg]

Some journo in Italy is saying Jovetic's agent is meeting United on Monday.

 

[Milchmonster]

In case anyone still wondered, Mkhitaryan confirmed that the proper way to pronounce his name is: "much-ee-tuh-ree-uhn" (every uh sounds like the u in much)

 

[The_Hitcher89]

To keep updated. Can't wait to add Man Utd

 

[dc89]

Some journo in Italy is saying Jovetic's agent is meeting United on Monday.

Where has this rumour come from. We've chased him for ever and a day and in the last week you're interested.

 

[GorillaJu]

Some journo in Italy is saying Jovetic's agent is meeting United on Monday.

I'd be panic buying after that shocker if I were Moyes

 

[Arnie]

Some journo in Italy is saying Jovetic's agent is meeting United on Monday.

Clegg I love you, please never change.

 

[Vivalaraza]

Some journo in Italy is saying Jovetic's agent is meeting United on Monday.

I don't understand the rumours that we want him.

Where would he play?

 

[Slizz]

Some journo in Italy is saying Jovetic's agent is meeting United on Monday.

He's not a midfielder.

 

[Messi]

In 25 years, give or take a Brenton.

Maybe, but Arsenals fall didn't take that long, nor did liverpool, blackburn, newcastle, leeds.

 

[dc89]

I'd be panic buying after that shocker if I were Moyes

How did Liverpool do at PNE?

 

[GorillaJu]

How did Liverpool do at PNE?

4-0, 2 youngsters, a new signing and Cou

 

[Clegg]

I don't understand the rumours that we want him.

Where would he play?

Only god knows.

Just seen it on twitter. Probably bullshit.

 

[The_Hitcher89]

How did Liverpool do at PNE?

Battered them. Nice little auderve for the main course

 

[Fergie]

I see all the haters itching. It's just a blip. Moyes has the one ring to rule them all.

 

[Vivalaraza]

Only god knows.

Just seen it on twitter. Probably bullshit.

DUN DUN DUNNN

Moyes: "We hope to have a bit of business done by Monday"

Welcome to Manchester United Stevan Jovetic 2013 HD

Spoiler

This quote may or may not be made up.

 

[GorillaJu]

I see all the haters itching. It's just a blip. Moyes has the one ring to rule them all.

 

[Sleeplessnights]

I don't want no Jovetic, give me Marchisio.

 

[dc89]

4-0, 2 youngsters, a new signing and Cou

Battered them. Nice little auderve for the main course

Nice.

DUN DUN DUNNN

Moyes: "We hope to have a bit of business done by Monday"

Welcome to Manchester United Stevan Jovetic 2013 HD

Spoiler

This quote may or may not be made up.

Business done? Rooney out.

 

[The_Hitcher89]

I see all the haters itching. It's just a blip. Moyes has the one ring to rule them all.

Its like he's apologising already

 

[Naughty God]

If we sign Jovetic, I would be devastated.

 

[Vivalaraza]

Australia are gonna win

 

[The_Hitcher89]

If we sign Jovetic, I would be devastated.

#redcafe

@Viva, I thought this pitch was supposed to make Swann hard to handle?

 

[Facism]

I see manchester United started their preseason friendlies with a good result, eh.

Better to get the rot and rust out before the proper competition starts.

 

[dc89]

Australia are gonna win

We always start tests with a defeat. Typical England.

 

[GorillaJu]

If we sign Jovetic, I would be devastated.

Severe weakness in the center of midfield, wingers not performing? Sign a striker.

It has Ferguson written all over it. Should be encouraging, not devastating!

Better to get the rot and rust out before the proper competition starts.

I don't think they're ready to sell their whole team yet.

 

[faridmon]

Lol Junior showing off his singing skills. Better show offf his footballing skills tomorrow

 

[Wilbur]

Hitcher's spelling of hors d'oeuvre is far more offensive than any showing Moyesey's boys put on today

 

[Vivalaraza]

#redcafe

@Viva, I thought this pitch was supposed to make Swann hard to handle?

That what I thought.

Australia look very comfortable...

 

[The_Hitcher89]

Hitcher's spelling of hors d'oeuvre is far more offensive than any showing Moyesey's boys put on today

lol. Fuck France, and fuck their language. Its pronounced auderve, I'm gonna spell it auderve

 

[faridmon]

Can Moyes do this!