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[deGod]

Man Utd fans, how many pictures of Moyes stumbling around Carrington am I going to have to scroll past before the season begins? Ballpark.

The same amount as we saw those bayern cunts and the title wins

 

[fadetoblack]

Inter "We are the first Italian team to have an official banking partner."


ok

Vucinic to set for 9m. I don't know how I feel about selling Vucinic to get Jovetic this year. Can't we just sell both Quagliarella and Matri (and Giovinco?)?

 

[D_prOdigy]

No cheap club shop mouse mat in this office. Unlike that rabble across the city.

has Bobby shat in the lollipop bowl

 

[bjaelke]

I can believe we're yet to see the best, as we still need a first team attacking mid/winger, and a first team CB, even if we manage to keep hold of Suarez.

You have a link to that RAWK post? I'm in proper muppet-mode today.

Andre @Andre_8626
#LFC could sign #Mkhitaryan only in 2 Weeks

Yesterday it was "within 72 hours"

:lol

 

[Freewheelin']

Just bought this book on Kindle:

http://www.amazon.co.uk/gp/product/B0077FAZHO/

Sounds good.

 

[Feorax]

Can't link because I believe it's still banned, but I urge people to have a look at Adrian Durhams Daily Mail column today. Honestly the biggest load of shite I've read in a long time.

Personal highlight is him blaming club youth academies for the failures of the English national youth teams this summer.

 

[Clegg]

Shit Chelsea bidding for Bruma.

I love how City paint everything sky blue at their place. Looks completely shit but they're not phased.

Dont worry, we have Zaha!

 

[Salazar]

Can't link because I believe it's still banned, but I urge people to have a look at Adrian Durhams Daily Mail column today. Honestly the biggest load of shite I've read in a long time.

Daily Mail football columns are a cascade of record-setting goo-brained filth.

I was initially taken aback when I read futbolGAF suggestions that Martin Samuel should be shot.

I would now recommend that he be melted.

 

[Yurt]

Vucinic to set for 9m. I don't know how I feel about selling Vucinic to get Jovetic this year. Can't we just sell both Quagliarella and Matri (and Giovinco?)?

Burn them all for all I care.

EVERY SINGLE ONE

Except for Federica Nargi, can we keep her around?

 

[LabouredSubterfuge]

Word from AS now, and apparently Barcelona have asked Tiago Alcantara to tell them what he intends to do amid all this Manchester United talk. Which is more or less what El Mundo Deportivo said yesterday.

Come on already.

 

[dc89]

That mac isn't plugged in, lad.

Open your eyes.

Mancini stole the power cable on the way out.

Shit Chelsea bidding for Bruma.

I love how City paint everything sky blue at their place. Looks completely shit but they're not phased.

Everything is either blue, or blue and white stripes. Brilliant.

has Bobby shat in the lollipop bowl

He probably left something in the managers locker.

 

[PrematureQuiche]

West Brom are favourites to get Nicolas Anelka. Wonder how he will do? He seemed to be terrible for Chelsea at the end and have no idea how he did at Juve.

Loved him when he was playing well for us!

 

[K1LLER7]

Come on already.

We should know by Friday.

 

[Ushojax]

No cheap club shop mouse mat in this office. Unlike that rabble across the city.

I'm always amazed at how rubbish manager's offices are. In my mind's eye they are like Dumbledore's study at Hogwarts, but in reality they look like the back office of a Halifax Travelodge.

 

[Salazar]

I'm always amazed at how rubbish manager's offices are. In my mind's eye they are like Dumbledore's study at Hogwarts, but in reality they look like the back office of a Halifax Travelodge.

Mine would have a nautical theme.

 

[dc89]

I'd have a Newton's Cradle.

 

[K1LLER7]

I'd want the kings chair from GoT.

 

[Salazar]

I'd have a Newton's Cradle.

Wooden would have a dungeon.

Wilbur wouldn't have one, and would maintain his hours at Nandos.

 

[Carbonox]

No cheap club shop mouse mat in this office. Unlike that rabble across the city.

What is that room, a fucking primary school office? That's not fit for a #MassiveClub

 

[Clegg]

Come on already.

Haven't we been told for weeks that Thiago wants to leave Barca?

 

[LegoArmo]

Is that a board for planning formations on the left?

City to play a lopsided 5-5-13?

 

[Arnie]

Mine would have a nautical theme.

All transfer activity reported with diving related lexicon.

 

[D_prOdigy]

I would model mine on my Animal Crossing house, only instead of gyroids I'd just have Anderson sat in the corner.

 

[dc89]

Wooden would have a dungeon.

Wilbur wouldn't have one, and would maintain his hours at Nandos.

He'd use portions of chicken for planning out formations

What is that room, a fucking primary school office? That's not fit for a #MassiveClub

Thats the office we're allowed to see. Maybe he has another one? ;p

Is that a board for planning formations on the left?

City to play a lopsided 5-5-13?

I think it's a calendar.

 

[Shake Appeal]

I would keep Quags ahead of Vucinic if I had the power. But I would also want more than €9m for the latter.

 

[L1NETT]

Wahey we finally made a signing. Jason Kennedy on a two year deal

#roadtotheprem

 

[Sleeplessnights]

Embarrassing.

Seriously, the gaming side is where all the orcs emerge and finger their fecal cheerios in to the keyboards. The results are magnificent.

@NeoGAFshitposts is how you can find the latest embarrassments on GAF.

 

[Slizz]

Moyes take a shit in the executive United bathroom yet?

 

[Splatt]

Transfer window in Italy is like a Spanish soap opera :lol:

Though, they still can't beat that moment when Torres went to Chelsea and Caroll to Liverpool. Drama!

 

[bjaelke]

Damn GT6 demo is rubbish

 

[dc89]

Moyes take a shit in the executive United bathroom yet?

You'd find out if you had something like Inside City.

 

[Hixx]

Predominantly white sleeves on our new home shirt. I'm out. That is Stoke's shit. Stay the fuck away.

 

[Arnie]

Damn GT6 demo is rubbish

I'm shocked.

 

[Salazar]

All transfer activity reported with diving related lexicon.

Do one, flotsam.

 

[Sleeplessnights]

Damn GT6 demo is rubbish

did you like 5?

 

[Yurt]

Transfer window in Italy is like a Spanish soap opera :lol:

Though, they still can't beat that moment when Torres went to Chelsea and Caroll to Liverpool. Drama!

Your boy Ramadani better step up his game.

 

[Slizz]

 

[Sleeplessnights]

Your boy Ramadani better step up his game.

lol. Ramadani.

In Arabic it means "Active in Ramadan"

 

[Yurt]

lol. Ramadani.

In Arabic it means "Active in Ramadan"

He better be. I want my Jojo in the next two weeks.

 

[Fernando Fernandez]

Burritos and beer before noon.

#YOLO

That Tortilla place is godlike. I laugh at the morons waiting for McDonalds when that beauty is in West Quay.

 

[Feorax]

Is Eric Abidal still looking for a club?

I could think of much worse signings to provide short term cover for our LB position whilst we sort out everything else. Seems like he'd be a great guy to have in and around the dressing room too.

 

[Hixx]

And the central stripe is white

FUCK YOU ADIDAS

 

[Awesome Animals]

This summer is taking too long. I need football back.

 

[Timurid]

Is Eric Abidal still looking for a club?

I could think of much worse signings to provide short term cover for our LB position whilst we sort out everything else. Seems like he'd be a great guy to have in and around the dressing room too.

I think he wants to end his career at Monaco.


IT'S MY BIRTHDAY!!!!! I'M 21 TODAY!!!!!!

 

[Gareth Bale]

He better be. I want my Jojo in the next two weeks.

You signed two decent strikers. Not zero. Not one. Two! You are satisfied Juventino.

 

[Feorax]

I think he wants to end his career at Monaco.


IT'S MY BIRTHDAY!!!!! I'M 21 TODAY!!!!!!

Happy birthday!

That's fair enough if he wants to go back. Think he'll be a great signing for whoever he goes to.

 

[Sleeplessnights]

I think he wants to end his career at Monaco.


IT'S MY BIRTHDAY!!!!! I'M 21 TODAY!!!!!!

Happy birthday!

 

[TheLucifer]

Santos is thinking about a friendly to lower Robinho's price. It's like there's somebody worse than us.

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Borussia signed Pierre Aubameyang, huh? Haven't followed him since he was in our Primavera, it seems like he became really good. Looking forward to see him in a big club, he has the chance to win something important now.

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Happy Birthday Timerda

 

[Hixx]

I think he wants to end his career at Monaco.


IT'S MY BIRTHDAY!!!!! I'M 21 TODAY!!!!!!

 

[LegoArmo]

Happy Birthday Timmy <3