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[Wilbur]

This quote from Brendan:

somehow became:

:lol

Brendan's got his priorities wrong there. Should be certainly a defender and probably an attacker.

 

[FootballFan]

Don't worry wilbs found it.

hahaha

 

[Wilbur]

Yeah I just found it myself looool. The one Sleepless quoted on twitter was the best, I fucking died laughing

 

[Jack cw]

Of course he wants to play for Madrid, like it or not, Barca and Madrid are where every footballer aspire to be.

That was probably the case 3 or 4 years ago... Things have changed

 

[spidye]

Don't worry wilbs found it.

hahaha

what happened to chiellini?

 

[Wes]

#NikeUKAthlete

 

[Wilbur]

 

[pulga]

That was probably the case 3 or 4 years ago... Things have changed

So why did Barca get Neymar and Madrid Isco?

Weren't City's moneybags behind him?

 

[Broder Salsa]

Stop hating on Marcelo you anal trout

Perfectly reasonable, he's not that great and a fucking idiot that starts imitating Ramos whenever he gets frustrated. Maybe if Real had less players that constantly goes into self destruct mode when things aren't going their way they would do better.

 

[FootballFan]

Yeah I just found it myself looool. The one Sleepless quoted on twitter was the best, I fucking died laughing

What one? Man I'm sitting here laughing at it.

It's an obvious copy of

but so much better.

 

[Feorax]

Brendan's got his priorities wrong there. Should be certainly a defender and probably an attacker.

I have to assume this is all in the context of Suarez staying another season. If he goes we need a hell of a lot more than an attacker and a defender.

My concern is that the only defender we're really linked to is Ilori. Agger, Skrtel, Toure & Ilori is not a great bunch of CB's... (Assuming Coates goes too.)

Also, keep an eye out for Adrian Durham throwing a fit today when we sell Jonjo Shelvey. This is the guy thay thought we could have kept Andy Carroll and coached him to become an integral part of our team, and that BR was a shite coach because he couldn't do it.

 

[Salazar]

jamie jackson ‏@GuardianJamieJ 26s
Martinez: “This is a big season for him [Baines] and for us as a club... I can’t wait to start working with him." #efc #mufc

jamie jackson ‏@GuardianJamieJ 1m
Martinez on Baines to http://evertonfc.com : "I think Leighton is more than a player, he is an icon."

lol

Fuck off Roberto.

 

[Messi]

That was probably the case 3 or 4 years ago... Things have changed

I disagree. 1 bad season did not change that.

 

[Wes]

Gareth Barry to Arsenal would be hysterical.

 

[Broder Salsa]

Still sad that Wenger never got his hands in Barton as it seemed like he tried to a couple of times, guess a 32 year old Barry will have to do.

 

[Salazar]

Gareth Barry to Arsenal would be hysterical.

Or to Spurs.

Usho being forced to include Barry in his "BEAST MIDFIELD. Y WE NO WIN LEAGUE YET" formations would be class.

 

[Wes]

Or to Spurs.

Usho being forced to include Barry in his "BEAST MIDFIELD. Y WE NO WIN LEAGUE YET" formations would be class.

Paulinho and Barry taking the league by storm.

Sandro relegated to team hairdresser.

 

[Shatner's Bassoon]

Sandro will be injured by September so Spurs will need an assassin like Barry.

 

[Mastadon]

I hope Jonjo goes to Swansea, he'll do well there.

I'll always like him for doing this, aged 19.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JKRYlVJ_EHU

 

[Ushojax]

Or to Spurs.

Usho being forced to include Barry in his "BEAST MIDFIELD. Y WE NO WIN LEAGUE YET" formations would be class.

Barry would be an acceptable replacement for Livermore/Parker. Thankfully we signed a top midfielder for the first XI already.

Tottenham have made an enquiry about the availability of Aston Villa striker Christian Benteke.

Having finalised the signing of Paulinho, Spurs have switched their attention to securing two top-class forwards.

Yes please.

 

[Freewheelin']

ASSASSIN Barry still makes me laugh

 

[FootballFan]

I know it's extremely unlikely but what happens if Neymar starts to play better than Messi? Stats and general playing wise.

Would Messi accept it or would he send a text to Tito. But the text wouldn't even work since he wouldn't be as important anymore.

Holy crap Neymar is going to kick Messi out of the team.

 

[bjaelke]

I hope Jonjo goes to Swansea, he'll do well there.

Latest is £5m from Crystal Palaca.

 

[deGod]

I know it's extremely unlikely but what happens if Neymar starts to play better than Messi? Stats and general playing wise.

Would Messi accept it or would he send a text to Tito. But the text wouldn't even work since he wouldn't be as important anymore.

Holy crap Neymar is going to kick Messi out of the team.

Messi will join fullham next season cause of neymar's awesomeness

 

[Carbonox]

Paulinho and Barry taking the league by storm.

Sandro relegated to team hairdresser.

Paul and Barry you say?

They can then play their two side triangles.

TO ME




TO YOU

 

[Mastadon]

Latest is £5m from Crystal Palaca.

Oh I though they wanted him on loan?

So far this window we've added four players to the squad for an outlay of £1m* and without losing any first team players.**

*If Shelvey goes.
**Yet.

Good work so far though.

 

[bjaelke]

Oh I though they wanted him on loan?

Both clubs had initially hoped to take Shelvey on a season-long loan but with Liverpool only interested in a permanent deal they have made decisive moves to secure his services.

http://www.liverpoolecho.co.uk/sport/football/football-news/liverpool-fc-receive-5m-jonjo-4861813

 

[Razor554]

I know it's extremely unlikely but what happens if Neymar starts to play better than Messi? Stats and general playing wise.

Would Messi accept it or would he send a text to Tito. But the text wouldn't even work since he wouldn't be as important anymore.

Holy crap Neymar is going to kick Messi out of the team.

I dont think Neymar will be at Messi's level in his first season, but give him couple of seasons and he will have a few Ballon'dors... first would come in WC year if Brazil wins it.

We will be overpowered next season, if only we could sign Thiago Silva...

 

[Razor554]

That charity game was hilarious tho. Julio Cesar was a field player and Materazzi was the goalie.

 

[FootballFan]

I dont think Neymar will be at Messi's level in his first season, but give him couple of seasons and he will have a few Ballon'dors... first would come in WC year if Brazil wins it.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v118/Fau2011/5e410148aa0db95f3221f984f21ef950_zps429e8add.jpg[IMG]

We will be overpowered next season, if only we could sign Thiago Silva...[/QUOTE]

Haha I don't expect that much from Neymar, I expect something along the lines of Eto'o-like stats(with more assists) with many Ronaldinho-like moments.

Are those expectations too high? (don't expect that first season, I mean through-out his 20 year career at Barca)

 

[FootballFan]

That charity game was hilarious tho. Julio Cesar was a field player and Materazzi was the goalie.

When's the next one? Don't they have 2 more charity matches in the US?

 

[Feorax]

@LaticsOfficial: BREAKING NEWS: Latics confirm signing of James Perch on four-year-deal from Newcastle United. Full story to follow.

Perchinho...

 

[Shatner's Bassoon]

Paul and Barry you say?

so bad..

 

[bjaelke]

Unpopular/hated teams by the readers of AS. Barcelona's B team made it onto the list.

 

[Carbonox]

Perchinho...

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

As much as we all laugh and joke about him, he was a real trooper for us and very versatile.

so bad..

LOOOL

 

[Mastadon]

http://i.imgur.com/jzzDWB0.jpg[/IG]

so bad..[/QUOTE]

Haha, this should be Usho's avatar.

 

[Freewheelin']

On a pretty bad run of form on Seasons

L/L/L/L/L/D

In Division 6 and I have 2 points and 3 games left :lol

 

[Razor554]

When's the next one? Don't they have 2 more charity matches in the US?

Today July the 3rd, 7:30 PM local time at the Memorial Coliseum in Los Angeles.
The last one is in Jul 6, 6:00PM local, Soldier Field - Chicago, IL.

 

[Ushojax]

Also here is a bonus picture of a young Jack Wilshire:

 

[Wilbur]

so bad..

Oh my fucking god Barry LOL

 

[Broder Salsa]

Someone should really tell dc32 about this thread.

 

[Willkiller]

Neymar's goal last night :lol :lol

What a monster

 

[Wes]

Anyone seen this First Dates series on Channel 4? It's great.

I thin kthe fact I've been watching so many relationship related shows lately my subconcious is telling me something...

 

[Yurt]

 

[dc89]

:lol

Damn my phone having the old thread open. I was so excited to post that news

 

[Shatner's Bassoon]

dc lol

 

[Wes]

dc living in the past

 

[The_Hitcher89]

Someone should really tell dc32 about this thread.

He keeps making Whatsapp posts that are basically the same as most of the posts in here.

I might leave the Whatsapp group, the updates are annoying and if I have acess to it, I also have access to Gaf.


@pulga, we don't play as a group anymore

@Brentan, my thread got to 2 pages at least, therefore its a success

 

[Freewheelin']

lol DC

He doesn't even notice this thread

 

[dc89]

Do I really? Maybe the odd time but whatever. But tbh, it's a den of Animal Crossing so if that's not your thing I suggest you get out.