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[dc89]

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LOL DAT FONT.

































:'( fucks.

 

[GorillaJu]

Lol thankfully its not comic sans but its atrocious regardless

 

[Wilbur]

So is Ozil getting shipped out or what?

Di Maria if anything, or probably Callejon will be knobbed off to Getafe or something

 

[Fady K]

Barca will regret not giving Thiago the play time he deserves. Xavi is 33 now, and looks tired when playing multiple games a week. This upcoming season should have been Thiago's biggest at Barca yet. Neymar aside, Barca are looking weaker now IMO.

Don't say that GQ! He is amazing, no one can be as good as him in the dressing room. Also all the things he does for charity and stuff can only be good for the club.

He is also improving as a player in so many ways. Scores mostly outrageous goals too!

guys, I'm done with uni.

now the job searching can commence

Congrats bro!

This transfer window sucks.

Thiago is one of the most exciting players for any club to buy at this stage. And there is so much time for the window to close ;D

 

[Fry]

 

[pulga]

Get over the font ye cunts, weve known its shitty for a while.

Focus on that beautiful shade of a beard and cracking smile

I look forward to slipping a finger whilst watching some Isco disco

 

[Salazar]

Focus on that beautiful shade of a beard

loool

shameful edit

 

[Vivalaraza]

Rooney likes to get drunk and play FIFA all weekend with his mates, turning up hungover on Mondays, apparently.

Read that, find that a little too hard to believe myself :lol

Heard another story today from an "ITK" on one of the United forums called "partytown". He has a pretty decent record for getting things right and says Stretford needs money and Rooney feels like he owes him so is pushing through for a move. Sounds pretty far-fetched, again.

 

[Willkiller]

Apart from Hitcher's Harry Potter one.

Ahahahaha

Not as bad as I first thought. Why put a box around Bidvest tho. Black, bold lettering would have been fine.

Been in that pursuit for a while

They're actually using comic sans.

It looks so bad.

That isn't comic sans you amateur. I shall name one of my Pokemans 'Comic Sans' and have him show you.

 

[pulga]

loool

shameful edit

He trimmed it for the presentation looooooool

One day he will have a Pirloesque beard, and it will be the thing of GODS

 

[Garjon]

I can't believe he's already 23.

With Glen Johnson getting on and having something of a rough end to last season, and Agger in desperate need of a right sided partner at centre back, this really could be the best opportunity he'll ever get to cement a place in the first XI.

They really need to sort out his ankle first. As good as he is, he will never cement a place anywhere with that sort of recurring injury.

 

[LegoArmo]

Read that, find that a little too hard to believe myself :lol

Heard another story today from an "ITK" on one of the United forums called "partytown". He has a pretty decent record for getting things right and says Stretford needs money and Rooney feels like he owes him so is pushing through for a move. Sounds pretty far-fetched, again.

I bet he has a Be A Pro career mode as himself, and wins the Ballon d'Or every year.

 

[pappe]

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Thats Beckhams number!!!!

 

[Jack cw]

So, you're agreeing with me? SMH

Not really Neymar hesitated because of Guardiola and Bayern So obviously there are more teams than just Madrid and Barca and yeah, Bale could play at Bayern And dont worry, Dortmunds true love story has already come to an end

EDIT:
LOL at that madrid font... this is some ligue 1 shit

 

[Feorax]

They really need to sort out his ankle first. As good as he is, he will never cement a place anywhere with that sort of recurring injury.

True, but you have to assume our staff will have been looking at that intensely for a while. If they can get the likes of Gerrard, Johnson and Agger to play as many games as they did this season, I'm sure they can improve the issues Kelly is dealing with.

 

[Meier]

LOL DAT FONT.

:'( fucks.

I saw the Ronaldo shirt in the shop 2 days ago and was sure they were having a laugh. That's so bad.

Can't believe Francisco betrayed Manuel and himself with his lifelong feelings so badly. Hope he regrets it every day for the rest of his life.

 

[Ushojax]

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Wait, do the actual kits have that awful font? It looks like something you'd buy in the kids section of a French hypermarché.

 

[The_Hitcher89]

Thats Beckhams number!!!!

lol

As if he made a big enough impact at Madrid for anyone to give a shit about his number.

 

[Hixx]

Ahahahaha



Been in that pursuit for a while



That isn't comic sans you amateur. I shall name one of my Pokemans 'Comic Sans' and have him show you.

Still not as long as you lot tho.

What is the Mags motto?

Consectatio Equus?

 

[Vivalaraza]

I saw the Ronaldo shirt in the shop 2 days ago and was sure they were having a laugh. That's so bad.

Can't believe Francisco betrayed Manuel and himself with his lifelong feelings so badly. Hope he regrets it every day for the rest of his life.

Beautiful.

 

[Mastadon]

Read that, find that a little too hard to believe myself :lol

Heard another story today from an "ITK" on one of the United forums called "partytown". He has a pretty decent record for getting things right and says Stretford needs money and Rooney feels like he owes him so is pushing through for a move. Sounds pretty far-fetched, again.

Why wouldn't Rooney just give him some money if that were the case?

 

[dc89]

Isco: for a player there is nothing greater than playing for Real Madrid
#lifelongBarcafan

Perez: Everyone knows Isco had offers from other clubs. But he chose Real Madrid
#snubbed

 

[Wilbur]

I saw the Ronaldo shirt in the shop 2 days ago and was sure they were having a laugh. That's so bad.

Can't believe Francisco betrayed Manuel and himself with his lifelong feelings so badly. Hope he regrets it every day for the rest of his life.

Yes I'm sure he regrets playing alongside Ronaldo and not Micah Richards

 

[Ushojax]

Isco: for a player there is nothing greater than playing for Real Madrid
#lifelongBarcafan

Perez: Everyone knows Isco had offers from other clubs. But he chose Real Madrid
#snubbed

ice cold

time for Sinclair to step up

 

[Willkiller]

Still not as long as you lot tho.

What is the Mags motto?

Consectatio Equus?

You're not getting one round on me when MK eventually unlocks.

Ours is " fortiter defendit triumphans", 'Victory through brave defence' or some shit.

Which to be fair, been true a number of times.

 

[K1LLER7]

Yes I'm sure he regrets playing alongside Ronaldo and not Micah Richards

But he won't be playing alongside Ronaldo.

If he wanted that he would've come to United.

 

[The_Hitcher89]

How many people are going to watch Seann Walsh World?

Shit comedian
Low-ratings channel
Unoriginal premise
Rubbish adverts

 

[Fady K]

Being a nice guy would suit you better Salazar

Not much going on inside that head.

Mmmmm.

Chelsea can fuck off. Gangster-run shithouse of a club.

Nice if we can string Arsenal along for a few weeks, though.

lol

That lad escaped your comedy club. He ain't coming back.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GmCtci6cen8#at=128

Tony Cascarino is a life-threatening blert

The idiotic woman, too.

Do one, flotsam.

Daily Mail football columns are a cascade of record-setting goo-brained filth.

I was initially taken aback when I read futbolGAF suggestions that Martin Samuel should be shot.

I would now recommend that he be melted.

This is official from the Arsenal media team

:lol

that fucking club

Sid Lowe ‏@sidlowe 2m
It's the twitter fall-out I'm most looking forward to ....

The worst that could possibly happen is that we sink to the condition of Arsenal.

Or Liverpool, their companion in "one or two or three puzzle pieces away from glory" stupidity.

Bloated fish in a manky pond of a league*.

*Albeit handily superior to Spanish fraudball.

"until he wins the title"

lol

confuziz will be bleating climate change denials from a raft by the time that happens.

loool

can this Txiki character even do up his shoelaces ?

 

[pulga]

IM CUMMING ALREADY

Thats Beckhams number!!!!

Ozil had it, too!

Not really Neymar hesitated because of Guardiola and Bayern So obviously there are more teams than just Madrid and Barca and yeah, Bale could play at Bayern And dont worry, Dortmunds true love story has already come to an end

EDIT:
LOL at that madrid font... this is some ligue 1 shit

You sure wink a lot lol

 

[Batigol]

So Kone has 3 offers, all 5 million. Dafuq?

His goal record is shit and he's 30 this year.

 

[Mastadon]

How many people are going to watch Seann Walsh World?

Shit comedian
Low-ratings channel
Unoriginal premise
Rubbish adverts

Hm you're selling it to me.

 

[Hixx]

great post fady

 

[Willkiller]

Isco: for a player there is nothing greater than playing for Real Madrid
#lifelongBarcafan

Perez: Everyone knows Isco had offers from other clubs. But he chose Real Madrid
#snubbed

Txiki really must be fucking useless if he lost out on a life-long Barca fan to Real Madrid.

 

[Fady K]

great post fady

That was all in the last 24 hours as well It's not my business but I'm just trying to lighten the mood ;D

 

[Mastadon]

Being a nice guy would suit you better Salazar

Salazar is like Dr Cox in Scrubs. The anger is a necessary part of his personality.

 

[Vivalaraza]

Txiki really must be fucking useless if he lost out on a life-long Barca fan to Real Madrid.

With a dog called "Messi", cos "Messi is the best player in the world".

 

[Yurt]

I saw the Ronaldo shirt in the shop 2 days ago and was sure they were having a laugh. That's so bad.

Can't believe Francisco betrayed Manuel and himself with his lifelong feelings so badly. Hope he regrets it every day for the rest of his life.

Look how empty and soulless his face looks. He's not even looking at the camera.

 

[pappe]

But he won't be playing alongside Ronaldo.

If he wanted that he would've come to United.

He made a mistake... its ok, Shit happens.

Next year he will be one of Moyes Boys and play alongside the 2 time Ballon D' Or winner Cristiano Ronaldo.

 

[Slizz]

.

 

[Wilbur]

.

Thems Monaco colours

 

[Fady K]

Salazar is like Dr Cox in Scrubs. The anger is a necessary part of his personality.

Anger stinks! Rarely does any good. This is the spirit:

 

[Vivalaraza]

United have lost another foetus.

To City. Lad in the u-9 team, secondary school scholarship sealed the deal.

Moyes man, do something.

 

[Jack cw]

You sure wink a lot lol

Hehe, you better take my posts not too serious

 

[bjaelke]

Being a nice guy would suit you better Salazar

Wrath of Moyesey

 

[Yurt]

Being a nice guy would suit you better Salazar

Don't ruin him.

#ForzaSal

 

[Mastadon]

United have lost another foetus.

To City. Lad in the u-9 team, secondary school scholarship sealed the deal.

Moyes man, do something.

How is Mosey going to stop this rot?

Rats leaving a sinking ship...

 

[LabouredSubterfuge]

United have lost another foetus.

To City. Lad in the u-9 team, secondary school scholarship sealed the deal.

Moyes man, do something.

Oh God it's all falling apart. The club is in ruins without SAF.

 

[PrematureQuiche]

Saw this on Facebook and got depressed remembering we actually signed this guy :lol

Also only worked it out when I saw the comments.

Spoiler

Steve Sidwell

 

[pulga]

Looooooool at Fady's Salazar mega post

I think we should have a Fady Day in here, no insults, no ribbing, no nothing.





The thread would stop to a halt.

 

[Fady K]

Perch has left for Wigan.