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[dc89]

What exactly is his job anyway? Essentially DoF?

Reckon Pellegrini will want to keep him around? Can't have made a great first impression when he got back off his holidays to find Isco was selling his soul to Madrid.

Yes he is the DoF. Pellegrini has last say on transfers apparently though. Which I find interesting.

I get the impression they will trust Pellegrini more than they did Mancini. Mancini had to go through Marwood remember.

 

[The_Hitcher89]

Yes he is the DoF. Pellegrini has last say on transfers apparently though. Which I find interesting.

I get the impression they will trust Pellegrini more than they did Mancini. Mancini had to go through Marwood remember.

It was that way at Liverpool, supposedly. You should go to bed praying to Henderson every night that it works better than it did for us.

 

[CrashBandicoot]

Arnie?

 

[Sleeplessnights]

fuck, how long did that take?

 

[The_Hitcher89]

Arnie?

Christ, the size of that bonce.

 

[Walshy]

Yes he is the DoF. Pellegrini has last say on transfers apparently though. Which I find interesting.

I get the impression they will trust Pellegrini more than they did Mancini. Mancini had to go through Marwood remember.

Should have had a Transfer Committee™ set up instead.

 

[Broder Salsa]

I'd actually be shocked if Suarez goes this window, mainly as no one is going to pay what we want for him.

Madrid will once they suddenly need a forward, after Cavani has gone to Chelsea.

 

[Clegg]

He looks fatter in blue.

 

[Arnie]

You got me.

 

[Batigol]

www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=611971

To say this guy is off his fucking rocker is an understatement. God damn. Hilarious read though. Straight up insane

 

[Clegg]

Indykaila is now texting himself and saying they're from his sources. Then he's putting the texts up on twitter to prove he's actually itk.

What a man.

 

[CrashBandicoot]

www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=611971

To say this guy is off his fucking rocker is an understatement. God damn. Hilarious read though. Straight up insane

Hey man, I don't know about you, but I would love to here about Lathan Devers' adventures. He even has LIGHT VISION. So he can see THE LIGHT FIELD.

I don't understand what's going on at all in that post.

 

[Wilbur]

Well since the season is only 10 days away time for my season predictions.

1) Anzhi
2) Spartak
3)CSKA
4)Zenit
5)Rubin
6)Lokomotiv
7)Kuban
8)Dinamo
9)Krasnodar
10)Terek
11)Rostov
12)Amkar
13)Tom
14)Krylia Sovetov
15)Volga
16)Ural

Hope I'm wrong, I like having us play in the CL

Spartak in second WHAT

Have faith you turkey

 

[The_Hitcher89]

Hey man, I don't know about you, but I would love to here about Lathan Devers' adventures. He even has LIGHT VISION. So he can see THE LIGHT FIELD.

I don't understand what's going on at all in that post.

Its brilliant. At first I thought 'Lathan Devers? What a terrible character name.' and it spiralled on from there.

 

[Zabojnik]

Our meeting with Sampdoria for Gabbiadini and Zaza didn't end well and Milan signed Poli.

Marry you fucking TURKEY

It's the Tevez/Llorente signing, got to his head. He'll be back to his normal self in a few weeks. Just give it time, he'll be back to buying mediocre midfielders at 5M€ a pop soon enough.

Lucky for us, Balo (pen) will make sure we get the first place.

You should bet on it. As Llorente (of all people) reminded me yesterday, we haven't won 3 scudettos in a row since 1935. The chances of it happening next year are minimal.

Apparently Juve and Milan agreed that one would take Poli and the other Zaza. A gentlemen's agreement if you will.

And there's a rumour that we sold Matri. I'm hoping to Galliani

Spoiler

We're never getting rid of Matri/Quaglia. The new Iaquintas. :/

Same here bro.

How many more youth players are we going to lose?

Speaking of youth players leaving United. Is this Michele Fornasier that signed for Samp any good?

 

[Kenka]

Many said that before me but...

Virtue's Last Reward is an outstanding game.
I am totally sucked into the scenario.

 

[Slizz]

Footy-GAF I assume hates all of these?

 

[Walshy]

Indykaila is now texting himself and saying they're from his sources. Then he's putting the texts up on twitter to prove he's actually itk.

What a man.

That IndyLiar account is hilarious.

 

[Batigol]

White ones are well nice

 

[Hixx]

The white ones are actually shaped like football boots so they are ok.

 

[Arnie]

Footy-GAF I assume hates all of these?

They're fucking 'orrible.

 

[CrashBandicoot]

Its brilliant. At first I thought 'Lathan Devers? What a terrible character name.' and it spiralled on from there.

His. Writing. Style.

Edit: Oh shit I didn't even see all the batshit insane stuff later about MI6.

 

[K1LLER7]

So Bebe's coming back to United and going on the Pre-season tour?

This is his time!

Moysey, don't F this up like Fergie did. Loaning him out = #MoyesOut

 

[Sviatoslav]

Spartak in second WHAT

Have faith you turkey

I predicted them to win the league last season and they ended up firing their coach in November. It's working out pretty well for me so far

Seriously though Spartak are good at coming second. They've done it 7 times since they last won a title in 2001.

 

[Sleeplessnights]

Footy-GAF I assume hates all of these?

I'd buy one of the first two on the left.

 

[Ashes]

Can't say I agree with that. It's the norm for new managers to bring over their staff when they join a club. Moyes is no different.

Can the club even afford to slip behind?

Now that you mention it, I guess it is the norm. But still kinda annoying.

As to whether the club can afford to slip behind, I honestly don't know.

On the one hand, nobody expects him do as well as Alex Ferguson, but the pressure to win is still there, no? It was there even when Man Utd were doing poorly under alex ferguson.

As to the squad, one can if they want take a very dim view. A championship winning squad this may be, but it is still kinda shit.

One and a half strikers, some half decent midfielders + carrick; and a young fragile goal keeper, with an injury prone defence.

^^^ the above is a very negative view though. We have the best striker in the league, probably fighting the crown for best gk and defence. We have kagawa who really needs to push on. And lots of young red blooded talent in zaha and welbeck (probably more as an all round player, he is a shite finisher though) amongst others.

 

[The_Hitcher89]

So Bebe's coming back to United and going on the Pre-season tour?

This is his time!

Moysey, don't F this up like Fergie did. Loaning him out = #MoyesOut

I think Moyes will get rid of him and Rooney unfortunately

 

[Arnie]

Two nuggets from Tony Barrett of the times before I squeeze into bed and crack the seams on my new book:

Liverpool will plough ahead with their move for Mkhitaryan despite Shakhtar asking for £25.5 million.

Blackburn Rovers have enquired about the availability of Jay Spearing (he's properly available, Robbie).

 

[Batigol]

His. Writing. Style.

Edit: Oh shit I didn't even see all the batshit insane stuff later about MI6.

Lol it was actually a regular thread until he mentioned the Pentagod stuff. Now it's just ramblings of a crazy person

 

[L1NETT]

Pah Nike boots. Never been a fan.

Predator's for life.

 

[K1LLER7]

I think Moyes will get rid of him and Rooney unfortunately

Moyes should atleast give Bebe the pre-season to show his star quality.

Then there'll be no chance he leaves.

 

[The_Hitcher89]

Moyes should atleast give Bebe the pre-season to show his star quality.

Then there'll be no chance he leaves.

I just have a feeling he'll throw the Bebe out with the bathwater

 

[Clegg]

Moyes has a patchy record in using young players.

I worry for Henriquez and Januzaj.

 

[CrashBandicoot]

Pah Nike boots. Never been a fan.



Predator's for life.

Yup. Most Nike boots always seemed flimsy to me. I did like those Tiempo ones with the kangaroo leather though, because kangaroo leather.

 

[Wilbur]

www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=611971

To say this guy is off his fucking rocker is an understatement. God damn. Hilarious read though. Straight up insane

I thought the OP was weird

But the December 16th 4:00 one

Oh my god I haven't stopped laughing for seven minutes

 

[rodvik]

www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=611971

To say this guy is off his fucking rocker is an understatement. God damn. Hilarious read though. Straight up insane

Is he insane or humankind's last and only hope?

 

[Batigol]

Indykaila is now texting himself and saying they're from his sources. Then he's putting the texts up on twitter to prove he's actually itk.

What a man.

I had to see it to believe it

Chief!

 

[The_Hitcher89]

Moyes has a patchy record in using young players.

I worry for Henriquez and Januzaj.

I always got the feeling that he'll use them a lot early on, but as soon as a result goes against him, he throws them all back in the reserves until the next season

 

[Error]

Don't worry Marca already figure it out.

As you can see there isn't anything wrong with the midfield 8- )

di maria gone?

 

[Salvadora]

Now that you mention it, I guess it is the norm. But still kinda annoying.

As to whether the club can afford to slip behind, I honestly don't know.

On the one hand, nobody expects him do as well as Alex Ferguson, but the pressure to win is still there, no? It was there even when Man Utd were doing poorly under alex ferguson.

As to the squad, one can if they want take a very dim view. A championship winning squad this may be, but it is still kinda shit.

One and a half strikers, some half decent midfielders + carrick; and a young fragile goal keeper, with an injury prone defence.

^^^ the above is a very negative view though. We have the best striker in the league, probably fighting the crown for best gk and defence. We have kagawa who really needs to push on. And lots of young red blooded talent in zaha and welbeck (probably more as an all round player, he is a shite finisher though) amongst others.

At the end of the day who could perform as well as Ferguson, really. He's one in a million.

The line between success and failure is so very thin in football. I just think of the number of times you went behind this season, and I can't help wondering if Moyes could win those games.

 

[Yurt]

www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=611971

To say this guy is off his fucking rocker is an understatement. God damn. Hilarious read though. Straight up insane

Looooool I thought he was our 3Sixy for a moment!

 

[dc89]

It was that way at Liverpool, supposedly. You should go to bed praying to Henderson every night that it works better than it did for us.

When Kenny was manager?

Arnie?

Oh my. Those shorts. Naughty.

Should have had a Transfer Committee™ set up instead.

:lol

Footy-GAF I assume hates all of these?

Nike boots are rancid. They smell like a sewer after a few wears. Well, the old ones did, not sure about these because I'm an Adidas Predator man myself.

 

[Sleeplessnights]

WHAT IS LOVE

 

[rodvik]

Looooool I thought he was our 3Sixy for a moment!

0.o

 

[The_Hitcher89]

When Kenny was manager?

Yeah. It was a horrendous mixture of a careless DoF and an outdated, nationality-focussed manager.


TLoU anyone? Wanna get my voicechat on.

#fuckZabo

 

[Zabojnik]

WHAT IS LOVE

Baby don't hurt meeee, no moreeee

 

[Batigol]

WHAT IS LOVE

BABY DON'T HURT ME

 

[Slizz]

I could totally do this. Well Corona isn't necessary for the sponsor.

 

[Yen]

www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=611971

To say this guy is off his fucking rocker is an understatement. God damn. Hilarious read though. Straight up insane

Overhead, without any fuss, the stars were going out.

 

[rodvik]

Overhead, without any fuss, the stars were going out.

Well played. Great reference. Needs to be in that thread.