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Football Thread 2013/2014 |OT1| Moyes, Master of Muppets
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Shatner's Bassoon
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Craig Bellamy has also been at a few now considering Cardiff are in the Premiership.
Suarez to Arsenal is one of the most unlikely rumored transfers I've heard this window.
I could see him go to Atletico, Bayern or maybe PSG. But the chances of him going to another PL team are extraordinarily low, and going to Arsenal as close to 0% as you can get without actually being 0%.
I could see him go to Atletico, Bayern or maybe PSG. But the chances of him going to another PL team are extraordinarily low, and going to Arsenal as close to 0% as you can get without actually being 0%.
Frank the Great
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Arsenal could use a flat out cunt like Suarez. They need some grinta in their squad.
Baconsaurus Rex
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I don't want that racist cannibalistic cunt at Arsenal.
LabouredSubterfuge
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Meus Renaissance
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Frank the Great
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Raiola is such a fucking cunt.
I don't think there is *one* Inturd player that could enter our starting lineup. Actually, maybe Handanovic, the keeper.
Raiola seems like he is butthurt over the fact that we didn't let him hijack the Robinho -> Santos deal. Cunt.
Damn, she hot. To be fair though, there's probably hot chicks all over the staff, in the lesser positions. It's Italy, you get a job if you either 1) Bribe the hiring officer; or 2) Are a young hot chick, regardless of qualifications. If an applicant can manage to combine methods 1 & 2, they are set.
Have you seen some of the Italian politicians' staffs? It would make Bill Clinton's penis explode.
Fat Goblin said:
I don't think there is *one* Inturd player that could enter our starting lineup. Actually, maybe Handanovic, the keeper.
Raiola seems like he is butthurt over the fact that we didn't let him hijack the Robinho -> Santos deal. Cunt.
Frank, good news, Milan have a hottie to rival Eva on their staff.
Damn, she hot. To be fair though, there's probably hot chicks all over the staff, in the lesser positions. It's Italy, you get a job if you either 1) Bribe the hiring officer; or 2) Are a young hot chick, regardless of qualifications. If an applicant can manage to combine methods 1 & 2, they are set.
Have you seen some of the Italian politicians' staffs? It would make Bill Clinton's penis explode.
Apparently Andy Cole at 7 is the most. But looking at Peter Crouch's Wiki page, it appears he's been at 8.
Heskey has played for 5 I think.
Andy Cole got through quite a few as well. Ah. beaten.
Balotelli: "Tevez and I are friends. I told him to join Milan but he didn't listen and wanted to join Juventus."
Vivalaraza
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Benito Carbone should have a few. He moved like every single year. Few of those might have been in Italy though.
Love Deano. Absolute legend.
He plays for Bradford City, he's such a luvley chap,
He scores with his left foot
He scores with his right
And when we hudders
He scores all fucking night!
But yeah he went round a few clubs. What is the record for number of clubs played for?
I could smell that freshly baked butter paratha coming out of the oven just by reading these few words. God bless India, the parathas and the samosas.Mybodyisready.gif
BTW, I am 100% Indian. Pure bred
How come ? Sounds like a unlikely combinasion. But it means you probably look handsome.
Willkiller
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Frank the Great
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Pretty sure Crouch is on 6.
Rivaldo has played for 15 different clubs. Not sure if that's the record. Doubt it.
Willkiller
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Shatner's Bassoon
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So is Moyes first press conference tomorrow? What are the chances that the press aren't allowed to ask any Rooney related questions.
Willkiller
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TheLucifer
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Milan and Inter merging, huh?
#FuckRaiola
#FuckRaiola
SOLD
Sleeplessnights
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u guys r redy?
Willkiller
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After Thiago and Higuain are done, what deals are we going to obsess over?
TheLucifer
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What about merging Juve and Toro?
I don't care if it's basically going to be this Juve side with Ogbon- this Juve side, think about the SHAME
LabouredSubterfuge
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God that's so... Arsenal
We'll still be talking about Thiago baby. Once we sign him it's formations time.
Vivalaraza
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Willkiller
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Oh. OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.
STALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
Edit: I didn't forget about MKH, I just don't think anyone gives a fuck.
I'm jealous
Vivalaraza
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Norwich signed Redmond.
And pics of him arriving for his medical, neural-handshaking with Carrick, bro-ing out with Dave, paying tribute to Moyes.
How the fuck can we even dream of selling this legend? Levy I will hate you for the rest of time if you chuck him and buy some random Sociedad player for half the price. We should give BAE a new contract, build a statue of him outside the ground and make him a board member.
The thought of Danny Rose lining up in that position every week is painful.
kingellesar
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David Villa, Paulinho and Leandro/Benteke/Soldado.
Then we get to August 31st, no one has signed, Bale leaves for Madrid after we lose 4-0 to Palace and Swansea but muster a 0-0 draw with Arsenal after Higuain misses two penalties.
We end up with Hugo Rodallega on 80k a week and £6m fee to go with Dempsey.
I love summer transfer window.
there's a reason I drive an m3 and you ride a rickshaw
NO SALE
#keepbeinglazy #freedomisntfree
Sleeplessnights
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Nice. New he'd end up at one of the lower table clubs at some point. He should do well at Norwich - Chris Hughton will have some familiarity with him and vice versa.
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Willkiller
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Bale to PSG/Real Madrid/Chelsea/City
Vivalaraza
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I feel the same. If both teams merged, only Handanovic would be decent enough to join the Milan team.
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