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[The_Hitcher89]

Some day you all will nod approvingly at my excessive Bale adoration.

1) Not until he leaves those cunts
2) Not until he becomes one of the top 8 players in the world
3) Not until you sell us Jovetic

 

[Scum]

Hernandez and Rooney didn't combine at all. And the midfield didn't move it fast enough.

Let's see some more pace up front second half hopefully. Maybe Kagawa in midfield.

Embrace it Viva. 3-4-1-2. Kagawa as a MC.

 

[Freewheelin']

Eh no you don't

:lol

 

[pulga]

No you don't you idiot hahahahaha

I just wanted to remind you your joke club wasn't in the CL, idiot

 

[inky]

Shame on you.

How dare you miss it.

It's the super cup!!!

I'm sorry I tried but I was hungry =(

 

[jesalr]

m8 to win the Super Cup you'd have to begin by actually being in the Champions League

Except the bit where that isn't true...

 

[3Sixty]

Some decent upsets at the mo

Bolton losing to Bury
Hudders losing to Chesterfield (lol)
Blackpool losing to Shrews

All predictable upsets though.

Blackburn losing isn't though

Jeff pls

 

[Perfect Blue]

Eh I'm not that worried. Ozil is better.

Ozil better than Fabregas? lol

 

[L1NETT]

Upsets? CoC??

Yes m8

Actual football happening but everyone too busy watching their own teams play friendlies!

So selfish

 

[The_Hitcher89]

Anyone calling Man Utd a joke club, even facetiously, is a tit. Except for last season.

 

[pulga]

oh my god you people are taking everything i say at face value

ARE YOU ALL NEW HERE SMH

 

[Scum]

Lamela better have a good season, watching Bale is depressing me. Once in a lifetime player traded for chumps like Chadli.

I have faith in Lamela. It's the likes of Naughton that bother me.

 

[Vivalaraza]

I just wanted to remind you your joke club wasn't in the CL, idiot

Which you should have just done instead of trying to be clever.

 

[KidA Seven]

I just wanted to remind you your joke club wasn't in the CL, idiot

We beat your joke club in the International Champions Cup.

3-1

 

[Broder Salsa]

oh my god you people are taking everything i say at face value

ARE YOU ALL NEW HERE SMH

This comic was created for you

 

[pulga]

We beat your joke club in the International Champions Cup.

3-1

this is what being a United fan has been reduced to

l
o
l

 

[Barzul]

Ozil better than Fabregas? lol

Yes he is. Fabregas was shit at Barca and their fans couldn't wait to see the back of him. Whereas in Ozil's case most RM fans didn't want him to leave. Ozil has also had more assists in the last 5 years and was a starter in a WC winning squad and won a trophy at club level last season. So yeah he's better.

 

[Scum]

Yes m8

Actual football happening but everyone too busy watching their own teams play friendlies!

So selfish

Sweet. Fucking work. I'd love to watch the games. I hope I can a good laugh out of Leeds.

 

[K1LLER7]

this is what being a United fan has been reduced to

l
o
l

3-1

Ashley Young double. Ashley Young.

 

[pulga]

Yes he is. Fabregas was shit at Barca and their fans couldn't wait to see the back of him. Whereas in Ozil's case the actually most RM fans didn't want him to leave. Ozil has also had more assists in the last 5 years and was a starter in a WC winning squad and won a trophy at club level last season. So yeah he's better.

Most? Gonna have to show me the receipts, I was absolutely fine with him leaving, for example.

 

[BigBoss]

I see Ronaldo's diving is in great form.

 

[L1NETT]

The only joke club are the purple club biscuits. Who chooses them?

Disgusting

Oh and Leeds

 

[WAR recon zero]

our mid needs Xabi or Khedira.

 

[Vivalaraza]

Yes he is. Fabregas was shit at Barca and their fans couldn't wait to see the back of him. Whereas in Ozil's case most RM fans didn't want him to leave. Ozil has also had more assists in the last 5 years and was a starter in a WC winning squad and won a trophy at club level last season. So yeah he's better.

....

Fabregas plays for Spain and played Barcelona lol

 

[Barzul]

Most? Gonna have to show me the receipts, I was absolutely fine with him leaving, for example.

Marca had a poll when he left and majority didn't want him to leave. I didn't say all.

 

[wedward]

Most? Gonna have to show me the receipts, I was absolutely fine with him leaving, for example.

Plug. No one pays attention to your opinions.

 

[LegoArmo]

I was watching Louie randomly last night, and Robin Williams guest starred. "I'll go to yours" "Whoever dies first".

How sad.

 

[pulga]

our mid needs Xabi or Khedira.

Not really, not like we're getting overrun or anything. James just needs to get a clue.

 

[Tubie]

our mid needs Xabi or Khedira.

Kroos looked good tho and Modric is playing DM. The problem is James is not better than Di Maria.

 

[3Sixty]

The only joke club are the purple club biscuits. Who chooses them?



Disgusting

Oh and Leeds

Fucking right.

Orange is for degenerates too.

 

[Barzul]

....

Fabregas plays for Spain and played Barcelona lol

So? What did either of those teams achieve this year?

 

[KidA Seven]

this is what being a United fan has been reduced to

l
o
l

Are you telling me that trophy wasn't important?

 

[Scum]

Barzul, pls. Go back to bed.

 

[K1LLER7]

Herrera hnggg

 

[Vivalaraza]

So? What did either of those teams achieve this year?

Oh okay you're actually using being part of a squad for one season as a serious argument for why one player is better than the other.

Okay.

 

[pulga]

Are you telling me that trophy wasn't important?

Probably more important than those two Mickey Mouse trophies Arsenals won lately amirite

 

[GQman2121]

Yes he is. Fabregas was shit at Barca and their fans couldn't wait to see the back of him. Whereas in Ozil's case most RM fans didn't want him to leave. Ozil has also had more assists in the last 5 years and was a starter in a WC winning squad and won a trophy at club level last season. So yeah he's better.

Weird metrics at work there to judge a players worth. I'm happy that we're both happy with each of our players though.

 

[LegoArmo]

Probably more important than those two Mickey Mouse trophies Arsenals won lately amirite

High five!

 

[Broder Salsa]

Oh okay you're actually using being part of a squad for one season as a serious argument for why one player is better than the other.

Okay.

Arguing with any of the three stooges will only lead to headaches.

 

[K1LLER7]

Gaal walking down the line high 5ing the fans lol

 

[Perfect Blue]

Yes he is. Fabregas was shit at Barca and their fans couldn't wait to see the back of him. Whereas in Ozil's case most RM fans didn't want him to leave. Ozil has also had more assists in the last 5 years and was a starter in a WC winning squad and won a trophy at club level last season. So yeah he's better.

"Shit" is putting it way too harshly; he was being forced to play in that system because he was Guardiola's pet signing... and he still managed to score more goals in less games than Ozil and was consistently creating chances and assists for the team. Also, he played on Spain and Barcelona - he's won more than Ozil has.

We'll see this season who is a better player but I'd take Cesc over Ozil any day of the week.

 

[wedward]

Oh okay you're actually using being part of a squad for one season as a serious argument for why one player is better than the other.

Okay.

Fabregas was never a starter for Spain tbf.

 

[The_Hitcher89]

Sevilla are missing Moreno badly

Spoiler

hopefully

------------------------------Mignolet-----------------------------------

Manquillo---------Skrtel----------Lovren----------------Moreno

---------------------------Gerrard---------------------------------------

--------------------------------------Can---------------------------------

-------------------------------Henderson------------------------------

------------Coutinho-----------------------------Sterling------------

--------------------------------Sturridge--------------------------------


Anyone else reckon that'll be our team vs Southampton?

Flanagan still injured I think
Throw Moreno is at the deep end
Lallana + Markovic's injuries necessitate Coutinho as one of the 3, so Henderson goes behind them

 

[omgkitty]

Oh okay you're actually using being part of a squad for one season as a serious argument for why one player is better than the other.

Okay.

Do you want stats? Okay here you go:

 

[Perfect Blue]

Probably more important than those two Mickey Mouse trophies Arsenals won lately amirite

He says this as he's complaining about people not watching the UEFA Supercup lol.

 

[L1NETT]

My favourite joke club is The Comedy Store in Leicester Square

 

[Pennywise]

That P.T. Demo on PS4 is pretty weird.

 

[LegoArmo]

Mata is better than both, bruvs.

Beautiful, skillful goal from Fletcher.

 

[K1LLER7]

FLETCHERRRRRR

 

[LabouredSubterfuge]

Noice.