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[Slizz]

Six two over here fuckers

 

[Barzul]

You look a bit like Welbeck

Please, I'm better looking.

Damn, Barzul is built. Remind me never to troll Arsenal again.

Spoiler

loool yeah right enjoy yet another fourth place finish this season, if that

damn, so racist

We're going to win it all.

Crystal Reports!

lol

I use it so damn much at work!

 

[Broder Salsa]

according to google I am 6 foot. It's alright. But why do you measure in feet you fucking freaks, feet comes in all sizes.

 

[Freewheelin']

Obligatory Rhodes family dinner ?

:lol we did have steak the other day actually. but we eat like real human beans.

pls

I am 5ft 8 I think.

 

[FootballFan]

Wilbur says

Fuck off I'm 3 inches taller than Freewheelin.

 

[FortuneFaded]

Six two over here fuckers

Ditto.

 

[Vivalaraza]

He looks like Alaba you jokers

Someone post that pic

 

[omgkitty]

Fucking hell you've still got full hair.
No receding hairline at all, how old are you ?

I'm only 25 lol...that picture was from when I was about 20 or 21, but yeah I've got GORGEOUS HAIR. Pretty much I'm tall and have good hair. That's about all I got.

 

[PrematureQuiche]

5'11!

Also Bacon is a creep. He took this without me realising!

 

[Freewheelin']

He looks like Alaba you jokers

Someone post that pic

This one?

 

[Yen]

I'm ~6'6". I have abnormally large digits and I look like the lovechild of Harold Ramis and McLovin.

 

[L1NETT]

We would have a crackin Basketball team

Absolute circus of lanky giants in here

Roll up roll up

 

[pulga]

We're pretty humble fans and don't need much.

*cough*

how about kroos

do you need him now

like, your whole midfield is DEAD

 

[Steverulez]

5'11!

Also Bacon is a creep. He took this without me realising!

No Chelsea shirt on? Disappointing!

 

[Hixx]

That hat and coat together, Quiche.

 

[Wes]

I don't believe anyone in here is 6'6".

 

[Nicktendo86]

Miguel Delaney's latest piece paints United's transfer strategy as a complete mess.



http://www.espn.co.uk/football/sport/story/332897.html

More in there about Carvalho, Di Maria and Vidal. Doesn't sound good.

Yeah a was reading this earlier. I just don't know what to say anymore, how is this clown still in the job?

 

[El Topo]

how about kroos

do you need him now

like, your whole midfield is DEAD

I wouldn't have sold Kroos. That said, we looked like shit last year as well and lost 4-2. What hurts is that Pep seems to have no clue on how to play against Dortmund, but much more unfortunate is Martinez' injury.

 

[PrematureQuiche]

No Chelsea shirt on? Disappointing!

was at an Ajax game!

That hat and coat together, Quiche.

get fucked.

 

[Baconsaurus Rex]

5'11!

Also Bacon is a creep. He took this without me realising!

 

[Meier]

News tidbits: Atletico finalized the signing of Raul Jimenez. Porto had been his expected location for the last several months and this completely came out of nowhere a few days ago. He's a very talented young Mexican striker who is a Madrid fan and publicly rooted for them when they beat Atletico in the past. Atleti fans are a bit pissed off about this transfer given the circumstances.

Javi Martinez confirmed he has a cruciate ligament injury.

Jack Cork is going to Palace apparently. I know he's a fringe player but 3Sixty mentioned another player also being sold apparently.. they are really clearing house. I guess a lot of youth will get a chance to fill some of these holes since they're buying sparingly.

 

[Messi]

I don't believe anyone in here is 6'6".

Last I checked I was. I might be even taller.

 

[omgkitty]

I don't believe anyone in here is 6'6".

Messi

 

[El Topo]

Javi Martinez confirmed he has a cruciate ligament injury.

Yup. Bayern desperately needs another CB. Shouldn't have loaned out Kirchhoff. Who am I kidding, Pep's gonna buy some Spaniard.

 

[wedward]

Pep gunna come sniffing around Kos.

He loves him.

 

[Clydefrog]

according to google I am 6 foot. It's alright. But why do you measure in feet you fucking freaks, feet comes in all sizes.

sigh, I was hoping you weren't taller than me.

 

[Hasphat'sAnts]

According to Kicker he's going to have the operation tomorrow?

Can somebody who reads German better than I do confirm?

Thought you're supposed to wait for the swelling to subside before you operate on an ACL tear.

 

[Broder Salsa]

Yup. Bayern desperately needs another CB. Shouldn't have loaned out Kirchhoff. Who am I kidding, Pep's gonna buy some Spaniard.

Should have overbid PSG on Luiz m8.

sigh, I was hoping you weren't taller than me.

I will dominate you

 

[LegoArmo]

Cuadrado £30m, Blind £15m wouldn't be bad.

 

[pulga]

I wouldn't have sold Kroos. That said, we looked like shit last year as well and lost 4-2. What hurts is that Pep seems to have no clue on how to play against Dortmund, but much more unfortunate is Martinez' injury.

hint: Pep has no idea how to play football. Best Messi in peak form made him look better than he is.

 

[Salvadora]

My sister's wee one was recently called "unusually tall" at 3 months(!) by the health visitor.

He's going to end up Messi/wedward size.

 

[El Topo]

Should have overbid PSG on Luiz m8.

Not Spanish enough for Pep to pay insane money.

hint: Pep has no idea how to play football. Best Messi in peak form made him look better than he is.

Not sure about that yet. A supercup match means nothing.

 

[Freewheelin']

Wtf, this is a jpg... :O

 

[Pennywise]

I'm only 25 lol...that picture was from when I was about 20 or 21, but yeah I've got GORGEOUS HAIR. Pretty much I'm tall and have good hair. That's about all I got.

I'm 27 and you can clearly see how the clock is already ticking...

I wouldn't have sold Kroos. That said, we looked like shit last year as well and lost 4-2. What hurts is that Pep seems to have no clue on how to play against Dortmund, but much more unfortunate is Martinez' injury.

Dortmund played with different tactics and with a player lineup that's not usually on the pitch like that.
And it still is a worthless cup...
The really interesting part will follow on the weekend and with the first league game.
Bayern is lucky though, Schalke and Wolfsburg got alot of injuries.

 

[Hasphat'sAnts]

Should have overbid PSG on Luiz m8.

We'll put in a bid for Ramires. Great kicker of the ball and legs. And sometimes upper body too.

 

[Vivalaraza]

Good hair is a blessing

Few of us are so fortunate

 

[El Topo]

Dortmund played with different tactics and with a player lineup that's not usually on the pitch like that.
And it still is a worthless cup...
The really interesting part will follow on the weekend and with the first league game.
Bayern is lucky though, Schalke and Wolfsburg got alot of injuries.

It's not as if our team is injury free either. Who even knows if Ribery, Robben and the others will be fit next week?

 

[L1NETT]

Good hair is a blessing

Few of us are so fortunate

I found a grey hair at 19

19 Viva

I'm already slipping into the grave

 

[Pennywise]

According to Kicker he's going to have the operation tomorrow?

Can somebody who reads German better than I do confirm?

Thought you're supposed to wait for the swelling to subside before you operate on an ACL tear.

According to his doctors it's 99% an ACL.
And he's going to have his operation tomorrow, that's what Martinez wrote on his facebook page.
Media just quoted it.

Looks like there's no big swelling this time.

 

[RiggyRob]

I'm taller than Valbuena and prettier than Ribery, so I got that going for me...which is nice.

 

[pulga]

Good hair is a blessing

Few of us are so fortunate

I made fun of my german mate tonight because he's starting to bald and he got sad and then I felt pretty bad

 

[Facism]

Obligatory

i'm 5'10".

 

[LegoArmo]

I'm 24 and I feel like my hair line is far too far back.

 

[Walshy]

According to the Telegraph, there will be a fire sale at Spurs - they have put 11 players for sale.

Townsend, Sandro, Lennon, Dawson, Dembele, Capoue, Soldado, Chiriches, Naughton, Chadili and Assou-Ekotto are the ones Spurs are open to offers for.

 

[Hasphat'sAnts]

According to his doctors it's 99% an ACL.
And he's going to have his operation tomorrow, that's what Martinez wrote on his facebook page.
Media just quoted it.

Looks like there's no big swelling this time.

Let's hope that German platelet therapy works better for Javi than it did for Badstuber.

 

[Salazar]

Alright. Definitely a bit angry about the transfer situation now.

 

[Freewheelin']

I made fun of my german mate tonight because he's starting to bald and he got sad and then I felt pretty bad

is your m8 blablurn

 

[wedward]

According to the Telegraph, there will be a fire sale at Spurs - they have put 11 players for sale.

Townsend, Sandro, Lennon, Dawson, Dembele, Capoue, Soldado, Chiriches, Naughton, Chadili and Assou-Ekotto are the ones Spurs are open to offer for.

Lol. What a joke.

 

[Messi]

According to the Telegraph, there will be a fire sale at Spurs - they have put 11 players for sale.

Townsend, Sandro, Lennon, Dawson, Dembele, Capoue, Soldado, Chiriches, Naughton, Chadili and Assou-Ekotto are the ones Spurs are open to offer for.

Atleti or Valencia should bring Soldado home.

 

[Yen]

According to the Telegraph, there will be a fire sale at Spurs - they have put 11 players for sale.

Townsend, Sandro, Lennon, Dawson, Dembele, Capoue, Soldado, Chiriches, Naughton, Chadili and Assou-Ekotto are the ones Spurs are open to offer for.

Sandro, Dembele and Chiriches would be decent signings for someone, but who knows how Levy would value them.