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[phaze]

rooney has less hair now than he did twenty minutes ago.

lol


Eh both teams were shit. Swansea's passing especially so.

Eww at the Young getting spit/defecated upon.

 

[bud]

At the cinema.

hahaha.

 

[L1NETT]

I bet birds try and do that all the time

I mean if you are a bird flying above Old Trafford watching that shower of shite you must be bored to fuck

I'd poop in people's mouths just to pass the time

 

[Yurt]

hitcher just killed me i think AHAHAHYAIWH$IKH#@

 

[longdi]

Why manu so shit? I thought they won some tourney in USA? Swansea > Real Madrid

 

[Tc91]

OptaJoe ‏@OptaJoe 21s
14 - In the first half vs Swansea Javier Hernandez touched the ball only 14 times, two fewer than David De Gea. Peripheral.

Get rid of him. Sorry Pea.

 

[FortuneFaded]

United were 2-0 up at this moment a year ago. Moyes > Van Gaal.

I bet birds try and do that all the time

I mean if you are a bird flying above Old Trafford watching that shower of shite you must be bored to fuck

I'd poop in people's mouths just to pass the time

They have to fly past a veritable ocean of Mancunians to get to the stadium in the first place. I'm surprised they are not empty by the time they get there.

 

[kharma45]

I will never tire of this.

 

[Kurt Angle]

maybe van gaal can fly vidal in at half time


and a whole a new defence to go with it

 

[Yen]

A bird pooed on me last year when I was reading A Clash of Kings.

 

[Mr Cola]

On the positive side, Gaal can sign players in 24 hours, this could be the best thing to happen to us.

 

[kharma45]

On the positive side, Gaal can sign players in 24 hours, this could be the best thing to happen to us.

Gotta fill that #5 shirt.

 

[Fintan]

A bird pooed on me last year when I was reading A Clash of Kings.

How did you react?

 

[FootballFan]

My motivational speech can't be bottom of Page.

Don't worry manutd bros.

Pep lost his first la liga match in charge of barca, then drew the second match, then won the treble and 10+ other trophies.

Believe.

 

[Freewheelin']

Young :lolllll

Looks like he's saying "HEY, FUCKING SQURRIEL"

No Ashley, that's a bird.

 

[Yurt]

hahahahaha

i

can't

stop


help me yurt

i cant i cant i cant

 

[Cyborgmatt]

Moyles is apparently a pundit on Bein sports for this match. lol.

 

[Horseress]

He shall return

 

[D_prOdigy]

can we sign the bird

 

[Salvadora]

A bird pooed on me last year when I was reading A Clash of Kings.

Yeah a seagull shit on me at school once at lunchtime.

 

[Scousefury]

Deffo not the first time Ashley's took a shot in the mouth.

 

[GQman2121]

NBC ripping into Mata for the Ki goal.

 

[k2y91]

Great goal for ki, but united were so shit... i feel so conflicted

 

[GorillaJu]

Is Sigurdsson playing well?

I feel like we failed that lad. Or maybe he just doesn't have the mentality to perform at the top level. Who knows. He's better than Swansea anyway.

His work on the ball is what separates the teams at the moment. Ki scored the goal, but Sigurdsson worked it in from just outside the box, feinted then laid it off. It was class.

 

[kharma45]

Moyles is apparently a pundit on Bein sports for this match. lol.

Wonder what he's saying.

 

[KidA Seven]

OptaJoe ‏@OptaJoe 21s
14 - In the first half vs Swansea Javier Hernandez touched the ball only 14 times, two fewer than David De Gea. Peripheral.

Get rid of him. Sorry Pea.

If you notice that whenever Januzaj has the ball, he's isolated and is left to run at players. Chicha and Rooney are drifting towards the far post.

Need to take Chicha out and get someone in who will look to combine with players.

 

[FortuneFaded]

Can the bird be nominated for the ballon d'or?

 

[Scum]

Is Sigurdsson playing well?

I feel like we failed that lad. Or maybe he just doesn't have the mentality to perform at the top level. Who knows. He's better than Swansea anyway.

Doing alright. Bit of a meh game, though. He just needed more games and we couldn't provide. Expect him to well with the Swans.

 

[SliceSabre]

can we sign the bird

It was more on target than Man's been this match.

 

[Mr Cola]

Great goal for ki, but united were so shit... i feel so conflicted

I dont think this is as bad as we have played, its just not particularly good, we have possession we are just doing nothing with it.

1 shot 1 goal, its like playing fifa

 

[GHG]

Moyles is apparently a pundit on Bein sports for this match. lol.

Yep. It's hilarious to see. He was being thrown a lot of difficult questions earlier but he looks like he's loving it now.

 

[cartoon_soldier]

i cant i cant i cant

You can

fly Vidal to us

 

[Clegg]

Why would I want to watch Robbie Savage at 10 in the morning? Piss off Jake Humphrey.

 

[L1NETT]

Yeah a seagull shit on me at school once at lunchtime.

phahahahahaah

A bird once flew into our classroom window (was closed the dopey shit).

Deffo not the first time Ashley's took a shot in the mouth.

oh dear

 

[Freewheelin']

OT3| eat shit, Ashley Young

 

[kharma45]

If you notice that whenever Januzaj has the ball, he's isolated and is left to run at players. Chicha and Rooney are drifting towards the far post.

Need to take Chicha out and get someone in who will look to combine with players.

Nani time?

 

[Tc91]

Apparently ESPN said Daley Blinds agent is at Old Trafford today. That's 1 defender down.

 

[pulsemyne]

Can the bird be nominated for the ballon d'or?

Should be nominated for goal of the season. What a shot.

 

[Clegg]

Apparently ESPN said Daley Blinds agent is at Old Trafford today. That's 1 defender down.

Dutch John O'Shea will save us.

 

[cartoon_soldier]

The back 3 also suck.

Mata and Rooney have only combined ONCE

 

[Grover Cleveland]

Wonder what he's saying.

"They sacked me for this shite?"

 

[pulsemyne]

OT3| eat shit, Ashley Young

lol

 

[The_Hitcher89]

OT3| Blackett, watch your runner! Smalling, keep tracabdjbjasdhgvhgvhgsdwtf



I'm trying to find a way of fitting the word Young into the idea of the fetish of women/birds shitting in people's mouths, but I've hit a wall

 

[pulga]

Hahahaahahahaha did a bird just seriously shit into Youngs mouth? You cant make this up hahah

EPL, truly the most entertaining league in the world

 

[GHG]

Wonder what he's saying.

"hmmm... It was similar to what we had last year. We had a lot of the football but then kept getting done on the counter."

He's now saying that they are not putting enough crosses in...

 

[Fergie]

@Squawka: Man Utd attempted 12 crosses in the first half. That's more than their opening day total vs Swansea last season (11). http://t.co/HyZUbI5c6F

"Are you Moyes in disguise?"

 

[Kurt Angle]

scholes loves rooney

he's shite m8

 

[Broder Salsa]

Apparently ESPN said Daley Blinds agent is at Old Trafford today. That's 1 defender down.

He's also Kuyt's agent. Finally getting that full back you need to replace the fatty.

 

[Yen]

Rory had bought his suit from one of the shops in GTAV

 

[Clegg]

Fucking hell Rory.

What u wearing son?