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Football Thread 2014/15 |OT4| Did you see that Ludogorets display last night?

Salvadora

Member
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Cappa

Banned
Cappa, just don't take the usual "cunt this, cunt that" comment so seriously. We make fun of clubs all the time. Everyone mocks Bundeslolga, makes fun of United's glorious results or Madrid's brilliant neutering of a CL-winning team. There's no need to attack Bla like that.

I know Bla from the old football thread forums that we moved to another website... he never spewed so much shit. Besides he's my steam friend, I can talk shit to him. :)
 

Yen

Member
I once heard a clever man say that everyone should love cunts. Gay men, straight women, everyone, all of you, without them you would not have been here today, you owe your life to a cunt. This man was wearing about 40 dildos on his body, two even forming a cross on his chest. But it was clever words.

"This message brought to you by the Denmark Tourist Board."
 

Pennywise

Member
"get back in your cage, footie-gaf"

Look at us, caged animals, wild beasts, raring to bottle someone and step on some pisshead's kebab.

We would smash the shit out of any other GAF group.

mes que un gaf
Haha.
Well, if you take a look at the footygaf topics created by our community, they're pretty special.
Wilburs "Evil pls understand" or Bla's topic.
The Falcao/Welbs topics were rather harmless.
When we hit, it's usually with alot of casualties or at least some good laughs.


Cappa, just don't take the usual "cunt this, cunt that" comment so seriously. We make fun of clubs all the time. Everyone mocks Bundeslolga, makes fun of United's glorious results or Madrid's brilliant neutering of a CL-winning team.
True.
Allthough sometimes people really get angry (first matchday I said fuck you to Bla over twitter :D) , we're a big family.


As far as I know, yes.
No classical double though, just someone who said he's Ramos (he was caucasian).
 

Cappa

Banned
doesn't GAF have a my little pony group going around too? I think they take the cake as people I wouldn't mess with.
 
"get back in your cage, footie-gaf"

Look at us, caged animals, wild beasts, raring to bottle someone and step on some pisshead's kebab.

We would smash the shit out of any other GAF group.

mes que un gaf

You and 3sixty can smash the shit out of everyone whilst we all hide behind calling everyone cunts
 

L1NETT

Member
The Arrow-fanfic folk scare me the most

I mean christ almighty. If they write that creepy drivel about Arrow i'd hate to see their other works

Cash in the Attic fanfic

Homes under the hammer fanfic

the mind boggles

You and 3sixty can smash the shit out of everyone whilst we all hide behind calling everyone cunts

Get the height chart out

Wes would be like Treebeard wading through the fight whilst us midgets scurry about
 

Carbonox

Member
The Arrow-fanfic folk scare me the most

I mean christ almighty. If they write that creepy drivel about Arrow i'd hate to see their other works

Cash in the Attic fanfic

Homes under the hammer fanfic

the mind boggles

First thing that came to mind is a Pat Cash torture porno.
 

Pennywise

Member
he was saying that sarcastically no?

Nah.

Adrian Ramos
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He was supposed to do the theorical test for his drivers license, he send someone else (random white dude) who knew the answers and did the test for him...

Not his smartest decision, obviously they noticed it and he's in trouble now.
 

Cappa

Banned
Nah.

Adrian Ramo
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He was supposed to do the theorical test for his drivers license, he send someone else (random white dude) who knew the answers and did the test for him...

Not his smartest decision, obviously they noticed it and he's in trouble now.

hahahahahahahahah what the fuck
 

Elchele

Member
Nah.

Adrian Ramos
[IMfG]http://i.imgur.com/9mXUpO3.jpg[/IMG]

He was supposed to do the theorical test for his drivers license, he send someone else (random white dude) who knew the answers and did the test for him...

Not his smartest decision, obviously they noticed it and he's in trouble now.

you can't make shit like that up. latin people are the best
 
Nah.

Adrian Ramos
9mXUpO3.jpg


He was supposed to do the theorical test for his drivers license, he send someone else (random white dude) who knew the answers and did the test for him...

Not his smartest decision, obviously they noticed it and he's in trouble now.

:loooooool

amazing
 

Pennywise

Member
Hehhehe, i think any GAF fight involving Us, would terrify any opponent with the sheer amount of cunt thrown around.

Problem is, we're weak from the start.
Some many of us are already banned to begin with...

Linius,Bacon and alot more would miss the showdown if we started a fight now.
 

Splatt

Member
Nah.

Adrian Ramos
9mXUpO3.jpg


He was supposed to do the theorical test for his drivers license, he send someone else (random white dude) who knew the answers and did the test for him...

Not his smartest decision, obviously they noticed it and he's in trouble now.

He should have sent Gibbs
 

Pennywise

Member
you can't make shit like that up. latin people are the best

You know what's even better ?

He had some trouble and had to do this test and had one year time, he didn't and did this shit 4 years later which basically means he was driving for 4 years without a valid license...
 

Yen

Member
There is nothing in the world worse than the ad on Spotify for Acuvue Teen Contacts ("Contacts...but for teens!"). Awful ad. (I'm too cheap to buy Spotify premium)
 
You know what's even better ?

He had some trouble and had to do this test and had one year time, he didn't and did this shit 4 years later which basically means he was driving for 4 years without a valid license...

David Nielsen did that in Germany too, when he went to Düsseldorf back in the day. His description of it in his book is hilarious, he got the car as some sponsorship deal with the club in Germany and when he went to pick it up, he couldn't even start it. He had to get the mechanic there to help him and then he drove off, until he reached a lightstop. There he stopped for a few minutes while browsing through some papers he had gotten with the car, and after doing that he thought "I can't believe they use months on learning this in Denmark" and felt like he got it just fine.

Any footiegaffers here parents?

Month old daughter here

How did it affect your football viewing?

I'm adopting a boy named Lloyd soon, I will have to tell you afterwards.
 

Pennywise

Member
I believe he needs a stronger father figure and have therefor reported his situation to necessary authorities.

I should really get into the WhatsApp group.
There should be no problem with different countries eh ?


Oh and when are we gonna see the next episode of Wilburys quest ?
 
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