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[Carbonox]

All this driving talk reminds me that I seriously need to get round to getting my license. Facking looool.

There is nothing in the world worse than the ad on Spotify for Acuvue Teen Contacts ("Contacts...but for teens!"). Awful ad. (I'm too cheap to buy Spotify premium)

I got it for free and I sometimes cry knowing I can listen to it without a single ad.

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who the fuck is lloyd? is he a real human bean

 

[figadapaura]

You gotta watch when that mcdonalds worker asks why he needs it and stuff. She's so puzzled but is pretty cool about it, bet she's already thinking about hiring him to produce assburgers for them.

:lol Jesus fucking CHRIST

"Now let's play with these and recreate the scene".

Fucking hell.

Dude needs to see a psychiatrist.

 

[Disagree Guy]

She watches crap in the morning. I watch footy in the afternoon.

Hahaha sounds great to me. I mean at the moment she literally only cares bout mummy's tits but I figure she'll want to do shit on match days.

Dilemma

 

[Broder Salsa]

That face.

I should really get into the WhatsApp group.
There should be no problem with different countries eh ?


Oh and when are we gonna see the next episode of Wilburys quest ?

No problems no, we have people from all around. Wilbur is the only one who can add people though so send him your number if you want to get in.

who the fuck is lloyd? is he a real human bean

It's the youngest Rhodes brother. Dean threatens him with forks.

 

[Pennywise]

All this driving talk reminds me that I seriously need to get round to getting my license. Facking looool.

Pls.
I'm 27 and don't have it :/

 

[Kikarian]

I haven't visited the gaming side for ages.

I'm going to see what's happening.

 

[Freewheelin']

Batman: TAS is the best portrayal of Batman on screen. Absolutely nails his Rogue's Gallery (which I think is the best) First 45 mins of Batman Begins is some of the best characterisation in regards to the Batman mythos, just brilliant.

I also really love Spider-Man 2. It's the GOAT superhero film for me, just has everything you could want from a comic-book film. The new Spiderman films get the character right (all jokey and wisecracking and he moves like he should), but the writing is awful and there's no sense of danger. At least the next one will have a good motivation for Spidey, I guess.

I would love to see Marvel try and buy the license back, and get him paired up with the Avengers. Would be a dream come true.

 

[noal]

Hahaha sounds great to me. I mean at the moment she literally only cares bout mummy's tits but I figure she'll want to do shit on match days.

Dilemma

Train her well and there won't be a problem to solve.

 

[Kikarian]

Destiny in 6 days

YESSS
What a game.

 

[Disagree Guy]

All this driving talk reminds me that I seriously need to get round to getting my license. Facking looool.

Got one in 2 months from being 17. Lol illegal driving.

Immediately totalled 4 cars. Near death experience.

Now I walk when I need to get somewhere.

Pimpin' ain't easy

 

[Zabojnik]

Pls.
I'm 27 and don't have it :/

This still throws me. I mean, I get it, big city, public transport works like a charm and everything, but still. Not having the option to just walk to your car and drive wherever you fucking want, at any given moment ... I couldn't live like that.

 

[Walshy]

Destiny in 6 days

YESSS
What a game.

Pre ordered it and got the white PS4 coming with it too.

Hnng

 

[figadapaura]

I need a car. I'm lazy and impatient.

 

[Kikarian]

Order it and got the white PS4 coming with it too.

Hyped

The only bad thing is, is that I've just got the Metro remaster and destiny is going to stall me from playing it.

 

[Carbonox]

It's the youngest Rhodes brother. Dean threatens him with forks.

Those two look funny, does he look funny too?

Pls.
I'm 27 and don't have it :/

I've never needed it but things are going to occur not too far in to the future where it would absolutely be necessary for me to have a car so I might as well get it out of the way and get me a reliant robin.

Destiny in 6 days

YESSS
What a game.

too right game of the forever

Got one in 2 months from being 17. Lol illegal driving.

Immediately totalled 4 cars. Near death experience.

Now I walk when I need to get somewhere.

Pimpin' ain't easy

You and Yurt should create a drag racing crew you fiends.

The only bad thing is, is that I've just got the Metro remaster and destiny is going to stall me from playing it.

How fucking good is Metro Redux? Bearing in mind I've only played (and about to Platinum) Metro 2033 Redux but I can't wait to hit up Last Light Redux too.

 

[The_Hitcher89]

Dozed off twice now while playing Diablo

It isn't boring, it just requires no thought whatsoever generally

 

[Willkiller]

I only have microwaveable mashed potato to eat but I have no microwave. Any one know how I should do it In the oven?

 

[figadapaura]

Got one in 2 months from being 17. Lol illegal driving.

Immediately totalled 4 cars. Near death experience.

Now I walk when I need to get somewhere.

Pimpin' ain't easy

4?!

I totalled my car a few years ago and only just got a new one earlier this year. I may drive more carefully than I used to now.

 

[Kikarian]

I only have microwaveable mashed potato to eat but I have no microwave. Any one know how I should do it In the oven?

Did you buy it knowing you had no microwave? If so, we shouldn't be allowed to help you.

 

[KidA Seven]

Falcao is the nicest football player out there, next to Javi. They are the best guys among the top players
the rest are a bunch of cunts and idiots

Falcao, Herrera, Mata, and De Gea. Chicha also belonged to that group. All great professionals and humble athletes. Feels good man.

spiderman 3 is one of the most underrated movies of all time. enjoyed it when it came out, still enjoy it now. holds up way better than TDK or TDKR, let alone anything off the kevin feige assembly line (iron man 3 and winter soldier excepted)

the raimi trilogy is so good, love em

Spiderman 3 sucks

Nolans batman films are shite.

Heath ledger saved TDK. All others are boring.

Spiderman films are also gash.

X-men or cunt off

Begins is best nolan batman film. Fuck off.

"get back in your cage, footie-gaf"

Look at us, caged animals, wild beasts, raring to bottle someone and step on some pisshead's kebab.

We would smash the shit out of any other GAF group.

mes que un gaf

 

[Carbonox]

I only have microwaveable mashed potato to eat but I have no microwave. Any one know how I should do it In the oven?

you got a kettle? improvise innit

 

[The_Hitcher89]

I only have microwaveable mashed potato to eat but I have no microwave. Any one know how I should do it In the oven?

You throw it in the bin and play Dota with me

 

[Broder Salsa]

This still throws me. I mean, I get it, big city, public transport works like a charm and everything, but still. Not having the option to just walk to your car and drive wherever you fucking want, at any given moment ... I couldn't live like that.

I'm 24 and don't either. It's really not worth it for me at the moment, as I'm still studying and there would be no way of me affording a car anyway. Dat danish 180% car tax.

 

[PrematureQuiche]

I passed one month before turning 17 which is always fun. Sucked that I had to take 3 tests :/

I only have microwaveable mashed potato to eat but I have no microwave. Any one know how I should do it In the oven?

Are you getting FIFA 15 on PC?

 

[Disagree Guy]

You and Yurt should create a drag racing crew you fiends.

Put the first one through a fence and into a house

Front two heels fell off the next one

Completely fuckd the 3rd one rolling and trashing gardens. Cops said 'i shouldn't have lived'

Then just fucked the last one on a field chasing cows. Gave it to my uncle to banger race.

#gypsylife

 

[Pennywise]

This still throws me. I mean, I get it, big city, public transport works like a charm and everything, but still. Not having the option to just walk to your car and drive wherever you fucking want, at any given moment ... I couldn't live like that.

Never really needed one before.
It sucks sometimes, when I'll have to use my bike instead of just jump into a car and quickly drive somewhere.


And it's not really necessary to get for my way to the university each day.
When I'm paying 240€ each semester that includes a ticket I can use to use every possible transportation (train,city-train,bus,metro) method for free within my state.
I get the ticket regardless if I want it or not.
And the fuel I would use each day to get to the university would be to expensive.

 

[Carbonox]

Put the first one through a fence and into a house

Front two heels fell off the next one

Completely fuckd the 3rd one rolling and trashing gardens. Cops said 'i shouldn't have lived'

Then just fucked the last one on a field chasing cows. Gave it to my uncle to banger race.

#gypsylife

I think I've found my driving instructor.

 

[Kikarian]

FM is the only game I have on my laptop. As it can't run anything else. It can barely run FM.

I miss TF2, every now and then I get the urge to play but can't cause it won't run.

 

[Disagree Guy]

I think I've found my driving instructor.

My dad literally said to me 'braking is for pussies'

Proud to say I'm not a pussy

 

[Willkiller]

you got a kettle? improvise innit

Got a kettle yeah

You throw it in the bin and play Dota with me

Watching zodiac bro

I passed one month before turning 17 which is always fun. Sucked that I had to take 3 tests :/



Are you getting FIFA 15 on PC?

Wey aye.

 

[figadapaura]

Put the first one through a fence and into a house

Front two heels fell off the next one

Completely fuckd the 3rd one rolling and trashing gardens. Cops said 'i shouldn't have lived'

Then just fucked the last one on a field chasing cows. Gave it to my uncle to banger race.

#gypsylife

:loooooooool

I just spun out on a resurfaced road and nearly drove off a mountain.

 

[L1NETT]

Why in chuffs name you got microwaveable mashed potato?

Burn it

Destroy it

Take it to Sellafield

Never speak of it again

 

[K1LLER7]

I only have microwaveable mashed potato to eat but I have no microwave. Any one know how I should do it In the oven?

Ovens for amateurs.

Start a fire in the garden.

 

[The_Hitcher89]

People who are proud of their reckless driving need to be tied to NASA's next spacecraft

 

[Disagree Guy]

:loooooooool

I just spun out on a resurfaced road and nearly drove off a mountain.

Fucking Sunday driver lol

 

[Kikarian]

Put the first one through a fence and into a house

Front two heels fell off the next one

Completely fuckd the 3rd one rolling and trashing gardens. Cops said 'i shouldn't have lived'

Then just fucked the last one on a field chasing cows. Gave it to my uncle to banger race.

#gypsylife

Cows mugged you off there.

 

[Oersted]

"get back in your cage, footie-gaf"

Look at us, caged animals, wild beasts, raring to bottle someone and step on some pisshead's kebab.

We would smash the shit out of any other GAF group.

mes que un gaf

 

[Salvadora]

Why in chuffs name you got microwaveable mashed potato?

Burn it

Destroy it

Take it to Sellafield

Never speak of it again

ASDA extra special mash is tasty.

 

[Carbonox]

Got a kettle yeah

Perfect, pour hot water on to the potato, throw it at a wall a few times depending if you want rare, medium or well-done. Splash some baked beans (also use said kettle) on it and boom you're sorted.

 

[Kikarian]

Mash is disgraceful and should be banned.

It's only there to make you heave.

 

[L1NETT]

ASDA extra special mash is tasty.

It's the Maraoune Chamakh of food stuffs. I mean microwaveable in case the thing I wrote below makes no sense.

Mash is disgraceful and should be banned.

It's only there to make you heave.

there is only thing that should be banned for slagging off mashed potato

that's you

 

[Disagree Guy]

People who are proud of their reckless driving need to be tied to NASA's next spacecraft

I'm not proud of it, just shite at it.

I'd love to be a astronaut m8

 

[PrematureQuiche]

Wey aye.

have you learned to defend yet?

 

[Freewheelin']

Put the first one through a fence and into a house

Front two heels fell off the next one

Completely fuckd the 3rd one rolling and trashing gardens. Cops said 'i shouldn't have lived'

Then just fucked the last one on a field chasing cows. Gave it to my uncle to banger race.

#gypsylife

Why the hell were you chasing cows lol

 

[Disagree Guy]

Why the hell were you chasing cows lol

Just to make my little cousin laugh.

Babysitting is a art

 

[inky]

Pls.
I'm 27 and don't have it :/

In my country (Mexico) for a period of time they were issuing permanent driver's licenses. No exam either.

I still have mine which I got a month after I turned 18 =) I really need a new car tho, mine's got some mileage on it.

 

[Kikarian]

Anyone watching Orphan Black? I'm on ep 9. It's been fantastic up to now.

 

[Patriots7]

Last two Batman films are way too overrated.
SM3 gets a lot of hate that it doesn't deserve.

Xmen 3 and the Wolverine films should be erased from history.

Like they were.

 

[El Topo]

Anyone watching Orphan Black? I'm on ep 9. It's been fantastic up to now.

First season was amazing, second season was still pretty good.

 

[LegoArmo]

I decided to pay extra for FIFA 15 to get it digitally from the US PlayStation store, just because it'll be 3 days earlier.

Anyone watching Orphan Black? I'm on ep 9. It's been fantastic up to now.

Love it.