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.@mamadousakho3: MotM vs Spain, Rating 8.63, Clearances 14, Tackles 4, Interceptions 4, Aerial Duels Won 4 @FFF

 

[noal]

Carbo loooool I even pull that same face when I cum

Has to be OT5| home of legit, normal banter

That avy gives me a little chub on every time I see it. Pls don't disappoint Mr Falcao!

 

[Splatt]

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.@mamadousakho3: MotM vs Spain, Rating 8.63, Clearances 14, Tackles 4, Interceptions 4, Aerial Duels Won 4 @FFF

Big Black Legs

 

[Yen]

Big Black Legs

Reported

 

[FootballFan]

haha, fuck mourinho

SAF still trying to tap up pep.

 

[figadapaura]

That avy gives me a little chub on every time I see it. Pls don't disappoint Mr Falcao!

 

[Zabojnik]

Pogba gone next year, now it's just up to which team will pay the highest transfer fee. Doesn't even matter if they are good or not, Raiola would convince Pogba to go Russia if it meant the biggest paycheck for himself.

80M€ and we can start talking.

 

[Phlebas]

haha, fuck mourinho

Mou wasn't invited?

 

[Splatt]

Reported

It's just banter

 

[figadapaura]

Mou wasn't invited?

He doesn't care about football.

 

[Broder Salsa]

haha, fuck mourinho

I remember a few years ago, they had Roland Nilsson at this thing. Copenhagens coach for 6 months until he got fired, otherwise known for being a stand in manager at some championship club and Malmø lol. Can understand Mou not wanting to return after that.

 

[keit4]

Deportivo's latest signing in action:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0tjIQOoGej0

Amazing skills.

 

[Ingeniero]

Mou wasn't invited?

Correct.
Hence the "We care about football" banner m8.

 

[LabouredSubterfuge]

Mourinho was there.

 

[noal]

Oh my!

I need the toilet...

 

[Broder Salsa]

Mou wasn't invited?

He must have been taking a shit when they took photos

Coaches present were: Arsène Wenger (Arsenal FC), Luis Enrique (FC Barcelona), Josep Guardiola (FC Bayern München), José Mourinho (Chelsea FC), Jürgen Klopp (Borussia Dortmund), Roger Schmidt (Bayer 04 Leverkusen), Manuel Pellegrini (Manchester City FC), Filippo Inzaghi (AC Milan), Míchel (Olympiacos FC), Carlo Ancelotti (Real Madrid CF), Laurent Blanc (Paris Saint-Germain), Jens Keller (FC Schalke 04), André Villas-Boas (FC Zenit), Jorge Jesus (SL Benfica), Massimiliano Allegri (Juventus), Mircea Lucescu (FC Shakhtar Donetsk), Unai Emery (Sevilla FC), Nuno Espírito Santo (Valencia CF) and Rafael Benítez (SSC Napoli).

http://www.uefa.com/uefachampionsleague/news/newsid=2142040.html?autoplay=true

 

[Phlebas]

He must have been taking a shit when they took photos



http://www.uefa.com/uefachampionsleague/news/newsid=2142040.html?autoplay=true

Ah ok I had no idea.

 

[Broder Salsa]

Ah ok I had no idea.

LVG missing! HE DOESN'T CARE.

Spoiler

Probably has better things to spend his time on than that cirlejerk, which lets be honest this really is.

 

[Clegg]

Falcao at United is the realisation of a dream. We've been chasing a South American handsome bastard striker since Batistuta back in the mid 90's.

 

[Kikarian]

Falcao at United is the realisation of a dream. We've been chasing a South American handsome bastard striker since Batistuta back in the mid 90's.

Can't get over it me. Weirdest thing ever.

 

[Go_Ly_Dow]

Falcao came to this league to save us from evil.

 

[Broder Salsa]

Falcao came to this league to save us from evil.

Plot twist, both of them are actually 36.

 

[Mr Cola]

Can't get over it me. Weirdest thing ever.

If he starts on the bench, i mean there is no reason, we bought him to play him, him coming off the bench for 20 mins isnt good enough, Rooney especially needs to be told where to get fucked so he starts try harding again.

Falcao has to start :3

 

[Go_Ly_Dow]

jesus christ just look at the difference

one is pure hearted

the other is filled with darkness that football has never seen

 

[Hasphat'sAnts]

Falcao at United is the realisation of a dream. We've been chasing a South American handsome bastard striker since Batistuta back in the mid 90's.

u had tevez m8.

 

[Carbonox]

Aguero, Costa and Falcao, the Atletico legends. Imagine the bantz "lololol Torres binned to a midtable club in Italy".

 

[Suen]

Who's making the new OT?

 

[figadapaura]

u had tevez m8.

did you miss the handsome bastard bit?

 

[Broder Salsa]

jesus christ just look at the difference

one is pure hearted

the other is filled with darkness that football has never seen

Do you want to see true darkness? NSFW http://i.imgur.com/vNyIm7Q.jpg

 

[LabouredSubterfuge]

 

[FootballFan]

|OT5| Locked Up - Akon ft Messi

 

[inky]

Falcao at United is the realisation of a dream. We've been chasing a South American handsome bastard striker since Batistuta back in the mid 90's.

Spoiler

Not a "striker" I know, but look at that glorious bastard. LOOK AT HIM!

 

[figadapaura]

I'm not sure Bobby Moore is a realistic signing.

 

[Suen]

|OT5| Locked Up - Akon ft Messi

Title is already decided m8. Topic creator might get a perma but it can't be helped.

 

[Broder Salsa]

Spoiler

Not a "striker" I know, but look at that glorious bastard. LOOK AT HIM!

He did a Torres before Torres even did a Torres

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6_A6QHdWcXg

 

[Mr Cola]

Falcao brushed off comments about his failed move to Real Madrid and affirmed his preference for the red half of Manchester because "they were always very keen" to sign him.

"There was a lot of speculation with certain clubs and contacts, but that is all over now. I chose United", explained Falcao in Miami, which is where Colombia are based in preparation for their friendly encounter against Brazil.

The Colombian striker added that when the club's sporting project was presented to him, he was made to feel "very important" within the team. The former Atlético and Monaco star admitted that he had been "analysing" his professional future for some time before opting to join the Premier League outfit.

He chose the 'Red Devils' because "it's a historic club, the biggest in the world", and because their sporting project appealed to him in terms of his professional future, given that he will have an "important" role in Van Gaal's side.

"For me Manchester United are one of the three best clubs in the world and they've made me feel very important in this new project. I feel comfortable and am happy to be here", he explained.

The 28-year-old revealed that negotiations between Manchester United and Monaco were far from simple and work continued on the details of the deal until the very last moment. "United were trying to sign me for many months and an agreement was eventually reached with Monaco on the last day".

"I'm happy to play again, to feel ready, to be in great shape, to score goals and, especially, to join United", he concluded.

He starting :|

 

[3Sixty]

Lol.

Rizla started following me on twitter after i replied to someones tweet saying Jack Wilshere's bones are made of Rizla paper.

 

[figadapaura]

He did a Torres before Torres even did a Torres

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6_A6QHdWcXg

:lol

 

[cartoon_soldier]

Who's making the new OT?

Whoever it is better use the right title

 

[Walshy]

Title is already decided m8. Topic creator might get a perma but it can't be helped.

I thought legit, normal banter was a regular custom on GAF?

 

[Steverulez]

Whoever it is better use the right title

What title have we settled on?

 

[Clegg]

Forlan was the perfect example of having the wrong player at the wrong time. He was a young guy trying to adapt to a new country and league and struggling to do so for a long while. He also had one of the best strikers in the world to try and get past if he wanted to make it into the first team regularly. He wasn't great during his time at United tbf but when he was exceptional in Spain.

 

[figadapaura]

What title have we settled on?

Home of legit, normal banter.

 

[Meier]

Falcao at United is the realisation of a dream. We've been chasing a South American handsome bastard striker since Batistuta back in the mid 90's.

Wait. You think Falcao is handsome?

 

[LFMartins86]

Mourinho was there.

There was even some celebration in the last day of works because he reached 100 Champions League matches.

 

[Esch]

so two of the british guys investigating human rights violations for Qatar 2022 went 'missing' after being followed by the police

They're indian too. Guys probably in a labor camp right now, passports never to be found again

 

[cartoon_soldier]

What title have we settled on?

OT5| Home of legit, normal banter

 

[inky]

He did a Torres before Torres even did a Torres

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6_A6QHdWcXg

Oh wow. He's like reverse Torres in timeline terms. Once at Atleti he was a beast.

 

[DBT85]

He starting :|

Why the face?

 

[Clegg]

Hodgson has cracked a little bit. All tomorrow's papers saying he dismisses any criticism of his players as "complete fucking bollocks".