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[Clegg]

is it a blind date

It's more of a blind hello if you get me.

But what if she's Lisa Ann?

I'd run.

 

[LabouredSubterfuge]

It's more of a blind hello if ou get me.

I'd run.

You coward.

Disgraceful.

 

[Clegg]

You coward.

Disgraceful.

I don't want my cock broken.

 

[Blablurn]

Why is Seinfeld not on Netflix? I would watch the shit out of Seinfeld if it was on Seinfeld.

 

[Wilbur]

I wrote something brief on Rooney; partially to sum up how I feel about him, partially to prove to myself I can write something without it devolving into calling him a cunt, partially so if people click on the link on my CV, there's something there to read

http://onesubleft.wordpress.com/2014/09/29/the-curious-case-of-wayne-rooney/

just give it hits pls

 

[Blablurn]

I wrote something brief on Rooney; partially to sum up how I feel about him, partially to prove to myself I can write something without it devolving into calling him a cunt, partially so if people click on the link on my CV, there's something there to read

http://onesubleft.wordpress.com/2014/09/29/the-curious-case-of-wayne-rooney/

just give it hits pls

I clicked

 

[Wilbur]

cheers m8

 

[K1LLER7]

Clicked.

Falcao does have better hair

 

[Bold One]

Clicked.

Falcao does have better hair

Its stunning, feathered and lethal

 

[K1LLER7]

Its stunning, feathered and lethal

The best hair in football.

 

[Mr Cola]

Herrera is playing well

In the formation we are playing though if we had another decent winger youd have to think he wouldnt play though right? Hes playing right side, tucked in a bit sure but ideally that role would go to a player like Di Maria who runs at people and speeds up the play.

 

[Vivalaraza]

Herrera is playing well

In the formation we are playing though if we had another decent winger youd have to think he wouldnt play though right? Hes playing right side, tucked in a bit sure but ideally that role would go to a player like Di Maria who runs at people and speeds up the play.

No I think it's a nice balance that with him and Di Maria in those roles. I think another player like Di Maria would be too much. Herrera does a good job of combining with Rafael down the right side as is.

The added speed in our play will come from the full backs but what we'd ideally have is more pace from one of our strikers. We are too slow up there.

 

[Randdalf]

We're debt-free m8s

http://www.portsmouth.co.uk/sport/pompey/pompey-clear-debts-1-6326146

#RoadToPrem

 

[Pennywise]

Why is Seinfeld not on Netflix? I would watch the shit out of Seinfeld if it was on Seinfeld.

Running on RTL Nitro every once in a while.

 

[FortuneFaded]

It's more of a blind hello if you get me.

I understand completely: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b_ILDFp5DGA

 

[KidA Seven]

Herrera is playing well

In the formation we are playing though if we had another decent winger youd have to think he wouldnt play though right? Hes playing right side, tucked in a bit sure but ideally that role would go to a player like Di Maria who runs at people and speeds up the play.

A right winger would never play over Herrera. If you wanted a right winger to play a switch to a 4-3-3 would be better.

How could we not beat Burnley. I don't understand man.

We should have had two penalties in that match. It hurts me to praise Young, but he genuinely deserved 2 penalties in that match. Still it's what we get with all of the pens we won through his diving.

Apart from the pen claims, United still had to play Fletcher, Young, and Valencia. Those guys just can't trouble defenses. The back 3 still wasn't comfortable passing from the back and reverted to hoofball too.

 

[K1LLER7]

Hope McNair can adapt to the PL like Stones has.

We'll need him there until Jones is back

 

[Broder Salsa]

- It only got worse. In January, I was stressed, and the depression hit me. I could not calm my nerves, and physically it hurt so much when I moved on a football field. It felt like I had several torn ligaments.

- I started taking sleeping pills, and them I was addicted to. I was just like a drug addict

- In February, I got my brain scanned, and it was here that I found out there was nothing seriously wrong.

-With a depression you get bad thoughts about yourself. I was afraid to die, and thoughts of death was there all the time and I shouted for help. I just had to get through this in one way or another, and I luckily came to find peace of mind again.

Damn, Helenius sure didn't have the best time at Villa.

At least he will be remembered for one thing

 

[GorillaJu]

Been there, definitely understand how he feels. Went jogging one time during my worst phase of depression and it was so painful I thought my body was just broken. Every bone hurts.

 

[LabouredSubterfuge]

Wayne Veysey ‏@wayneveysey 10m

Sanchez dropped for disrupting Arsenal's passing style. Wenger trying to drill in to him need to release ball earlier http://www.goal.com/en-gb/news/2896...opped-by-wenger-for-disrupting-arsenals-style …

Stupid Sanchez. Just pass it sideways like your team mates idiot.

 

[bjaelke]

Wooden did you see Lekven's goal last night? As if Jagielka's thunderbastard wasn't enough. Absolutely ruined my weekend.

 

[Lana Del Rey]

What movie is this from? Looper?

 

[Jack cw]

What movie is this from? Looper?

Pls. It's Die Hard 5.

Spoiler

Armageddon

 

[bud]

What movie is this from? Looper?

armageddon is one of bruce's finest works.

seriously.

 

[Blablurn]

I watched like one Bruce Willis movie in my life. I think it was called RED. Came out some years ago.

 

[KidA Seven]

Stupid Sanchez. Just pass it sideways like your team mates idiot.

jesus christ

 

[Lana Del Rey]

Pls. It's Die Hard 5.

Spoiler

Armageddon

armageddon is one of bruce's finest works.

seriously.

Thanks m8s, I'll watch it this week!

sensational

All of these would make for an incredible thread title. I can't stop laughing

 

[operon]

I wrote something brief on Rooney; partially to sum up how I feel about him, partially to prove to myself I can write something without it devolving into calling him a cunt, partially so if people click on the link on my CV, there's something there to read

http://onesubleft.wordpress.com/2014/09/29/the-curious-case-of-wayne-rooney/

just give it hits pls

Such beautiful prose wasted on that idiot

 

[Broder Salsa]

Wooden did you see Lekven's goal last night? As if Jagielka's thunderbastard wasn't enough. Absolutely ruined my weekend.

Saw it this morning. Beautiful.

 

[LabouredSubterfuge]

I wrote something brief on Rooney; partially to sum up how I feel about him, partially to prove to myself I can write something without it devolving into calling him a cunt, partially so if people click on the link on my CV, there's something there to read

http://onesubleft.wordpress.com/2014/09/29/the-curious-case-of-wayne-rooney/

just give it hits pls

I don't think it's fair what you said about Downing's pace and I think you should take it back.

 

[kharma45]

I wrote something brief on Rooney; partially to sum up how I feel about him, partially to prove to myself I can write something without it devolving into calling him a cunt, partially so if people click on the link on my CV, there's something there to read

http://onesubleft.wordpress.com/2014/09/29/the-curious-case-of-wayne-rooney/

just give it hits pls

u gona get a lot of clicks soon bb

 

[Vivalaraza]

A right winger would never play over Herrera. If you wanted a right winger to play a switch to a 4-3-3 would be better.



We should have had two penalties in that match. It hurts me to praise Young, but he genuinely deserved 2 penalties in that match. Still it's what we get with all of the pens we won through his diving.

Apart from the pen claims, United still had to play Fletcher, Young, and Valencia. Those guys just can't trouble defenses. The back 3 still wasn't comfortable passing from the back and reverted to hoofball too.

I am so annoyed about that game and the Leicester one. We should have got more points there.

Hope McNair can adapt to the PL like Stones has.

We'll need him there until Jones is back

McNair needs to adapt to playing professional football full stop. He's no great shake IMO, although it's hard to tell with CBs. We will be buying in January IMO.

Stupid Sanchez. Just pass it sideways like your team mates idiot.

Goodness gracious.

Ox said they will attack Chelsea and don't fear them. Hammering incoming.

 

[L1NETT]

We're debt-free m8s

http://www.portsmouth.co.uk/sport/pompey/pompey-clear-debts-1-6326146

#RoadToPrem

Good stuff, welcome to fans-of-clubs-who-are-debt-free society

 

[Jack cw]

I watched like one Bruce Willis movie in my life. I think it was called RED. Came out some years ago.

That explains much. Even if many of his films were forgettable, non of them were trash like Cloverfield or Godzilla and

Spoiler

Pacific Rim

.

 

[Willkiller]

Finally get my Internet back and pull Falcao out of my second UT pack of the day haha

RUMBO

 

[LegoArmo]

Finally get my Internet back and pull Falcao out of my second UT pack of the day haha

RUMBO

You bastard. I got Asamoah in my free pack, woohoo.

 

[Blablurn]

That explains much. Even if many of his films were forgettable, non of them were trash like Cloverfield or Godzilla and

Spoiler

Pacific Rim

.

You are such an angry man. And you havent even played FIFA yet. Don't do it, Jack. This game could be your end

 

[El Topo]

That explains much. Even if many of his films were forgettable, non of them were trash like Cloverfield or Godzilla and

Spoiler

Pacific Rim

.

The first two are miles better than that trash hidden behind spoilers.

 

[Perfect Blue]

Chelsea legend Andriy Shevchenko turns 38 today.

What a legend

 

[Willkiller]

You bastard. I got Asamoah in my free pack, woohoo.

I thought I'd have a look how much he was going for, after I saw there was no way I could afford him I decided to open a pack with my division 9 winnings...low and behold the magnificent vast and was right there

 

[Hixx]

http://a.pomf.se/xyoaci.webm

This game.

 

[Scum]

http://a.pomf.se/xyoaci.webm

This game.

Goalie's on the take.

 

[FortuneFaded]

Good stuff, welcome to fans-of-clubs-who-are-debt-free society

Elitist.

 

[Wilbur]

I don't think it's fair what you said about Downing's pace and I think you should take it back.

ok

 

[Blablurn]

http://a.pomf.se/xyoaci.webm

This game.

Ridiiiiculous

 

[Broder Salsa]

http://a.pomf.se/xyoaci.webm

This game.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kKvgyyL0D-Q&feature=youtu.be

http://a.pomf.se/tztlkt.webm

What a game

Edit : lol the team name you are playing against

 

[Yen]

'kinell, Birdman doesn't come out until January in the UK?

 

[L1NETT]

Chelsea legend Andriy Shevchenko turns 38 today.

What a legend

If he's a legend Torres must be some sort of deity

--

Didn't he go into politics? Good luck to the fella.

Arjan De Zeeuw is a now a detective I think.

Can't think of many footballers who'll do that after they retire.

 

[Jarnet87]

http://www.espnfc.us/barclays-premi...ucceed-me-at-manchester-united-louis-van-gaal

LVG: Giggs is the man to succeed me.

you were suppose to transform the club Lewis not let the club transform you. 2 strikers up front, Rooney and RVP untouchable, now settling for shit Giggs to take over.

Were going back to 7th and worse once Giggs takes over.

 

[Steverulez]

Lol @ Joe Harts comments about being benched.

Perhaps if he got his dandruff free hair out of his arse, worked harder and tried to improve which I don't think he's done like he should have since his loan at Birmingham then he'd still be number 1.

He strikes me as a guy who knows (or knew) he was number 1 for City and England and just coasted along. Now he's not for City - or at least possibly dethroned he doesn't like it.

Hows Forster been for Southampton? Perhaps he will get a proper chance at playing for England now (lol roy)

The comments from Pelligrini about his contract as well were gold.