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[L1NETT]

Honestly I can feel my bung hole pulsating. It's in tatters. It feels like the exit pipe of Jamie Vardy's sheep

You are a strange fella

How's the sunburn

 

[Suen]

:lol

My sides.

http://www.boredpanda.com/funny-childrens-spelling-mistakes/

hahaha I'm dying.

That "Come in Peace"....and I'm just about to eat a pie. Fuck off.

 

[Wilbur]

You know whats a shame? Thanks to the defeat no one will remember di Marias goal from today. Dem skills. Herreras goal was fantastic too.

Thought Ulloa's header was cracking too.

Good game to be honest. Mental. Stupid. Horrific officiating.

epl

 

[Arnie]

You know whats a shame? Thanks to the defeat no one will remember di Marias goal from today. Dem skills. Herreras goal was fantastic too.

I can think of bigger fucking problems.

 

[Disagree Guy]

You know whats a shame? Thanks to the defeat no one will remember di Marias goal from today. Dem skills. Herreras goal was fantastic too.

Nope

I only remember Blackett red card, hilarious penalty and Man Utd getting Arseholed

 

[Elchele]

I can think of bigger fucking problems.

did you call your landlord?

 

[Arnie]

did you call your landlord?

Going to email.

Spoke to a specialist.

It's trespassing.

 

[Blablurn]

Yep definitely. Madrid fans do it a lot with me. I say something about Carvajal and then get a response insulting me.

I saw that too FF. I saw that too.

Well, thing is, you kinda don't represent Bayern, so if all you post is "Fuck Madrid this, Madrid that" why are people going to take issue with Bayern instead. It's not like it's the team saying that.

Just friendly advise. I don't care either way and got nothing against you. If it's just "normal, legit banter" then just stand tall take it when it reflects back bro.

Yooooo. Exactly its all alright.

 

[Wilbur]

You are a strange fella

How's the sunburn

Better. Aftersun is a godsend. Might look like irradiated cum but by god it makes me resemble something human again.

A bit itchy mind, but I got a decent night's sleep for the first time in three days.

Only 150 pages of GOT left. If I could find an English book shop anyway I'd buy ACOK for the plane home.

ACOK

a cock

I can't

I cum in pies

 

[Broder Salsa]

mmmm cumming in pies.

What a club with hooligan supporters, based in London. But in the top flight

Sound familiar?

#allinthepast
#history

 

[FootballFan]

Going to email.

Spoke to a specialist.

It's trespassing.

Yes Arnie.

You should go onto Jeremy Kyle with the landlord. Would be brilliant episode.

Bring your 6'2 m8 to be your witness.

 

[Elchele]

Going to email.

Spoke to a specialist.

It's trespassing.

yeah, it sounded weird. Here in Argentina you're basically the owner of the place until your contract runs out

 

[Suen]

mmmm cumming in pies.

Reading that and looking at your avatar is killing me :loooooool

 

[Scum]

:lol

My sides.

http://www.boredpanda.com/funny-childrens-spelling-mistakes/

"Tomorrow I'm not going to be here because I am going to be in Vagina."

 

[3Sixty]

Since we're openly addmiting to not reading posts.


Wagwan with the landlord?

Fill a brother in.

 

[Wilbur]

Since we're openly addmiting to not reading posts.


Wagwan with the landlord?

Fill a brother in.

Arnie woke up and there were some topless Polish men drinking tea at the foot of his bed

 

[CelticKnight]

What a club with hooligan supporters, based in London. But in the top flight

Sound familiar?

Crystal Palce with their "Ultra's"...

 

[inky]

Yooooo. Exactly its all alright.

'Tis all good, bro. Pls don't go, I enjoy reading your posts.

 

[FootballFan]

Since we're openly addmiting to not reading posts.


Wagwan with the landlord?

Fill a brother in.

The landlord sent some Bulgarian people into Arnies place without Arnies knowledge.

They went to fix or change something, I forgot.

Arnie is going HAM. Taking landlord to Jeremy Kyle and bringing his 6'2 m8 with him.


edit
I forgot to mention, they were topless.

 

[3Sixty]

Arnie woke up and there were some topless Polish men drinking tea at the foot of his bed

Standard friday nigh then.

 

[Clegg]

Another thing Wilbz/United bros.

There's really no point in playing Rooney, Falcao and Van Persie in the same side. Team is too unbalanced. Although I suppose we have no other more defensively minded player we can out in their place.

 

[Wilbur]

Another thing Wilbz/United bros.

There's really no point in playing Rooney, Falcao and Van Persie in the same side. Team is too unbalanced. Although I suppose we have no other more defensively minded player we can out in their place.

It would be nice if Louis heard our pleas

Can't we all chip in a fiver and pay a hitman to kill Rooney

Soi Fong will do it

 

[Arnie]

Hahahaha fuck off Rafael

Although it's not a penalty in the slightest.

 

[CelticKnight]

Can't we all chip in a fiver and pay a hitman to kill Rooney

Set him up so he's caught in bed with two hookers (or a Granny) again and Coleen will do it for free.

 

[Arnie]

CAMBIASSSOOOO

 

[Facism]

Claatenburg is a horrid ref

 

[Wilbur]

Hahahaha fuck off Rafael

Although it's not a penalty in the slightest.

arnie please have sympathy

we are a small club now and we don't get the decisions

Set him up so he's caught in bed with two hookers (or a Granny) again and Coleen will do it for free.

Nah Rooney will put out a statement saying he's angry and confused that Coleen didn't make him his favourite sandwich for lunch the day before and they'll renew their vows

 

[Disagree Guy]

Hahahaha fuck off Rafael

Although it's not a penalty in the slightest.

lol Rafael is my most hated player

I enjoy his suffering. Rat faced cunt.

 

[Arnie]

OMG Mata getting flattened

Fucking hilarious

That defence is abysmal

Are you Liverpool

 

[scently]

Another thing Wilbz/United bros.

There's really no point in playing Rooney, Falcao and Van Persie in the same side. Team is too unbalanced. Although I suppose we have no other more defensively minded player we can out in their place.

We don't need to have three of them at a time. We can rotate them, Rooney/RVP, Rooney/Falcao, Falcao/RVP. Seriously, We have, potentially, a very potent strike force, but trying to shoehorn them all into the team at once is bad.

Mancity had 4 top quality strikers last year and three this year, and they rotate quite well. There is no reason we can't do the same. Top teams tend to have top quality players on the bench.

 

[Disagree Guy]

I can't get over how shit Blackett is

why do you even tackle like that, from there?

What a complete nub

 

[inky]

Another thing Wilbz/United bros.

There's really no point in playing Rooney, Falcao and Van Persie in the same side. Team is too unbalanced. Although I suppose we have no other more defensively minded player we can out in their place.

It sucks because it means Mata gets to eat bench when he is ideal to top the diamond and excels in the position. There aren't even that many chances for rotation either. Falcao needs the match fitness and Rooney/RVP are the teacher's pets so it seems like an unsolvable problem atm barring someone getting injured =/

 

[Plasma]

Now that one was a pen.

 

[Wilbur]

OMG Mata getting flattened

Fucking hilarious

That defence is abysmal

Are you Liverpool

Yeah I weren't happy about that. Just flopped to the fucking floor

Today was an aberration. Five points when on paper we should have had at least 12. Madness. Leicester have played us, Everton, and Arsenal at home, and Chelsea and Stoke away and they have eight. Madness.

 

[Arnie]

Fuck off Paul Konchesky you fucking amoeba stop thinking you're Gerrard.

You trained with him for a few months and everyone laughed at you. Between expletives.

 

[Clegg]

It would be nice if Louis heard our pleas

Can't we all chip in a fiver and pay a hitman to kill Rooney

Soi Fong will do it

I'm sure he already knows exactly what th problem is. But there isn't really a player we can put into the squad who can fix it. Maybe a double pivot of Blind and a fit Carrick with Di Maria doing the attacking? But then we're taking out Herrera who is already looking like an important player for us.

 

[il Diavolo]

Was busy yesterday and didn't get a chance to comment on the game. Would've been happy with a draw but can't complain too much about the result. Pippo already said it, Juve are simply the stronger team.

 

[Facism]

Vardy sounds like the embodiment of the ' u wot m8' thing

 

[3Sixty]

Fuck off Paul Konchesky you fucking amoeba stop thinking you're Gerrard.

You trained with him for a few months and everyone laughed at you. Between expletives.

Above him in the league doe init

 

[kharma45]

Watching that game again. Di Maria's goal gets better and better, our defending gets worse and worse.

 

[Disagree Guy]

I'm sure he already knows exactly what th problem is. But there isn't really a player we can put into the squad who can fix it. Maybe a double pivot of Blind and a fit Carrick with Di Maria doing the attacking? But that's unfair on Herrera who is in fine form.

Spend more than any other club this transfer window

Didn't sign a competent defender.

LVaG is a tactical genius

 

[Arnie]

Above him in the league doe init

And what. He looks like a fucking bowling ball.

 

[Broder Salsa]

Claatenburg is a horrid ref

He truly is. But it was highly enjoyable today. I would like to think thee Rafael penalty was just karma for the 100 times he should have been sent off but wasn't.

 

[Wilbur]

Did they show that shocking Rooney diagonal at 3-3?

Fucking Wayne. Fuck off.

Cleffski, no idea. Dropping one of Rumbo, Rooney or RVP is the thing that has to be done. Or just rotating the three of them ahead of Mata/Adnan (maybe Herrera/Di Maria when Carrick's back too).

I don't know, LVG is LVG. He won't drop Rooney because he's captain. He won't drop RVP because he's RVP. He won't drop Falcao because he's new and expensive. It's all coming up Moyeezus.

Glad Liverpool, Spurs and Everton look disjointed too otherwise I'd be dead.

 

[K1LLER7]

Its only 5 games in.

We'll finish top 4. I'm confident. LVGenius got this.

 

[Lightning]

If i express my personal dislike about a team its not related to a certain user. But instead of attacking Bayern people insult me. I saw that a lot lately. I mean, i dont care but please dont come me with that "blame yourself". If people cant deal with it, ignore me.

#fuckbayern?

 

[3Sixty]

And what. He looks like a fucking bowling ball.

Nah, he's got some dodgy straight from the can barnet now.

 

[Wilbur]

Spend more than any other club this transfer window

Didn't sign a competent defender.

LVaG is a tactical genius

People seem to forget Shaw has had one and a half very good seasons in the Premier League.

Just because he loves a burger doesn't mean he won't win the Ballon d'Or.

 

[K1LLER7]

--------- De Gea ----------

Rafa - Jones - Rojo - Shaw

--------- Blind ----------

--- Herera ----- Di Maria ---

----- Rooney/Mata -----

------- RVP - Falcao ------

This will get us top 4. Just keep erbody fit pls.

 

[3Sixty]

People seem to forget Shaw has had one and a half very good seasons in the Premier League.

Just because he loves a burger doesn't mean he won't win the Ballon d'Or.

Ryan Bertrand has replaced and improved on him.

RYAN. BERTRAND