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[Blablurn]

Your former coach threatened your players with his balls.

What is worse?

You know what.

Luis must have a big one. Based truus.

 

[Steverulez]

Jimmy Floyd knows whats up in Matic. A Chelsea legend, Ive never forgotten you Jimmy.

 

[Broder Salsa]

Your former coach threatened your players with his balls.

Which is worse?

You know what.

See Zamparini is a man of class, unlike all those German and Turkish managers. He threatens to eat his own balls, no violent threat towards them, but he puts something more on the line than points. What a hero.

when i'm fully erect, i am at least 7.3 inches. when i'm flaccid, the reflection in the mirror is sometimes very unsettling. but it varies. the flaccid size depends on various things such as the temperature and the state of your body.

i know with every inch of my being that pelle is the pele of cocks. he's the italian stallion.

Please don't insult me with your pseudo science, after I put facts and evidence on the table.

 

[3Sixty]

Jimmy Floyd knows whats up in Matic. A Chelsea legend, Ive never forgotten you Jimmy.

So good you bought him twice.

Mason was excellent today, the least of our problems. We beat you comfortably with him in the team, let's not forget. Stambouli was our Schneiderlin backup, Mason had an excellent pre-season and was always going to get a chance this year.

That Lampard dive is even worse the second time around, cheating swine. Our basic problem in these big games is that we aren't cuntish enough, we are too soft and don't get angry enough when teams cheat against us or keep fouling us. You never see Spurs players in the referee's face.

Stambouli is legit gash though. Mason is weird one, 23 and never had a sniff of this first time till this season.

We had an off day against you, we'll smash you at home.

Spoiler

U cunt

 

[LabouredSubterfuge]

when i'm fully erect, i am at least 7.3 inches. when i'm flaccid, the reflection in the mirror is sometimes very unsettling. but it varies. the flaccid size depends on various things such as the temperature and the state of your body.

i know with every inch of my being that pelle is the pele of cocks. he's the italian stallion.

I believe you bud, and I believe in you.

 

[Blablurn]

Seven pages for gerstmanns gamersgate comment. Those nerds really love their drama.

 

[Batongen]

Dat Harper save, top top quality.

 

[3Sixty]

Probably a foul but Flamani looking like a right wet wipe.

 

[K1LLER7]

Diame's goal was lovely. dat chip

 

[LabouredSubterfuge]

The words 'play to the whistle' come to mind, Flamini.

 

[Shatner's Bassoon]

Mertersacker stinker

 

[3Sixty]

Hull should sign 'Arry Kane.

Imagine having Kane and Abel up front.

 

[Wilbur]

Watching X factor with me mama before MOTD

So many wet farts this year

 

[Steverulez]

Mertesacker is like 10 feet tall, playing like he doesn't want to get involved in a tussle for the header incase he catches something.

Bizarre.

 

[Broder Salsa]

Watching X factor with me mama before MOTD

So many wet farts this year

I just lost all interest in your mom.

 

[Wilbur]

I just lost all interest in your mom.

thank Christ

 

[Broder Salsa]

thank Christ

and in you. Game if officially cancelled.

 

[3Sixty]

Mertesacker is like 10 feet tall, playing like he doesn't want to get involved in a tussle for the header incase he catches something.

Bizarre.

Ebola fear is real.

 

[Lana Del Rey]

Sunderland

 

[Wilbur]

Wooden they just played It's always Sunny music in the X factor :lol

Ebola fear is real.

reported to Obama

 

[Lana Del Rey]

Am I dcing?

 

[Carbonox]

m8 dat valencia header

 

[Batongen]

Are you watching Moyes, this is how you do crosses.


And fuck Ebola, the real threat is Russia. Seems like they are upping their game, they have subs in Swedish waters again - reminds me too much of the 80s.

 

[Wilbur]

Am I dcing?

hahahahaha

--------

West Ham quietly doing very well

 

[Facism]

actually bla, you sure you're not mistaking the gun thing with Gokhan Tore? Tore pulled a gun on calhanoglu a while ago lol.

 

[Broder Salsa]

Are you watching Moyes, this is how you do crosses.


And fuck Ebola, the real threat is Russia. Seems like they are upping their game, they have subs in Swedish waters again - reminds me too much of the 80s.

imo Russia can have both Finland and Sweden, then they can give us Norway back and the world would be a better place.

 

[Steverulez]

actually bla, you sure you're not mistaking the gun thing with Gokhan Tore? Tore pulled a gun on calhanoglu a while ago lol.

LOL. Ex-Chelsea, proper cunt, lovely

I bet Cole taught him that one

 

[Fergie]

Enner Valencia is ridiculous.

 

[Elchele]

do you guys like Yosemite? I hate this new saturated, flat, translucent design :/

 

[Facism]

LOL. Ex-Chelsea, proper cunt, lovely

I bet Cole taught him that one

just goes to show you can't trust a ginger, no matter the ethnic origin of said ginger.

 

[Freewheelin']

Lol at The Stanley Parable, brilliant writing. Just 'finished' the game. hahaha

 

[Facism]

Lol at The Stanley Parable, brilliant writing. Just 'finished' the game. hahaha

hahaha

 

[LabouredSubterfuge]

Lol at The Stanley Parable, brilliant writing. Just 'finished' the game. hahaha

It's great. Make sure you go out of your way to find all of the endings.

 

[Carbonox]

coloccini why are you tehre

 

[Batongen]

:lol that miss by coloccini and why the hell was he up there in the first place

 

[Steverulez]

do you guys like Yosemite? I hate this new saturated, flat, translucent design :/

Its alright, better than it was before.

After it finished optimising and running like shit it actually runs better on my MBP now, I'm quite happy with it, for free anyway

 

[Batongen]

hahhahaha, that Pardew celebration

 

[Elchele]

Its alright, better than it was before.

After it finished optimising and running like shit it actually runs better on my MBP now, I'm quite happy with it, for free anyway

optimizing? what do you mean. It is running like shit on my Macbook. The fans are at full

 

[Carbonox]

Start Obertan all the time pls.


eheheh

 

[Freewheelin']

hahaha

Teehee

It's great. Make sure you go out of your way to find all of the endings.

:lol, well I've found

Spoiler

the normal ending where you walk out of the place free and happy, the going mad ending and the true ending lol, there's more????

 

[LabouredSubterfuge]

Nice seeing Leicester lose. Nice seeing Vardy lose.

Teehee

:lol, well I've found

Spoiler

the normal ending where you walk out of the place free and happy, the going mad ending and the true ending lol, there's more????

There's like

Spoiler

10

 

[bone_and_sinew]

Just woke up. Holy fuck Soton, 8?!

 

[Perfect Blue]

Any good games tomorrow?

besides Marseille, obviously. Another three points pls

 

[Broder Salsa]

Any good games tomorrow?

besides Marseille, obviously. Another three points pls

Copenhagen vs whoknows

Return of Christian Poulsen

There will be smiles and celebrations in the streets

 

[Elchele]

Shaqiri finally did something right http://gfycat.com/NegativeGorgeousArgali#

 

[LabouredSubterfuge]

The only question is can QPR make this weekend great?

 

[3Sixty]

The only question is can QPR make this weekend great?

What a time to be alive that will be.

 

[K1LLER7]

The only question is can QPR make this weekend great?

Hopefully Rio can miraculously stop Liverpool from scoring.

 

[Labadal]

The only question is can QPR make this weekend great?

Probably. Maybe Sturridge can play despite being injured?

 

[Linius]

Saw Sneijders goals today. Damn!