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Football Thread 2014/15 |OT7| daily blind is a renegade of funk
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I don't want Wooden to judge me
I deleted all the pics anyway
But I kept the ones that one girl sent me in exchange
Wat
i can't breathe
"hey so lol i just sent melina, sandra, sharkeisha and janelle a pic of my cock... think you can handle it too?"
is this how it went odd
did you just keep adding a name to that sentence with each new girl you messaged
Freewheelin'
Member
afer-dark has returned. yessssssssssss
What are we talking about again?
Your penis fitting in a monopoly piece
Shanks D Zoro
Banned
I never saw that coming.
No because they mostly know each other and I didn't want them to talk to each other about it. What if they were like "OMG morsel sent u a pic of his cock too? It's so tiny like whoa!"
That would hurt too much
One of the girls started posting not-so-coded messages on my Myspace comments like "when u come 2 New York u know what's waitin for u
NSA"
I was like
i can't get the image of odd out of my mind
completely naked apart from pristine white gloves
holding his member in his hand
sitting in a swivel chair in a korean supermarket
phone lines
first caller please
"hi this is melinda"
"hi melinda-uguu this is oddchan what can i do for you"
"send me a picture"
"can you handle it"
"yes"
"can your friend lisa"
"let me ask"
"while you're there ask your friend maggie"
completely naked apart from pristine white gloves
holding his member in his hand
sitting in a swivel chair in a korean supermarket
phone lines
first caller please
"hi this is melinda"
"hi melinda-uguu this is oddchan what can i do for you"
"send me a picture"
"can you handle it"
"yes"
"can your friend lisa"
"let me ask"
"while you're there ask your friend maggie"
I'm still on season 2, near the end though!
This is accurate down to the swivels in the chair.
Okay.
Here are the parts of the conversation with Madrid players which was behind closed doors.
3 opinions from players from Madrid when Mou was still coach.
No goalkeeper, so we can rule out Iker
He was talking to the players in 2013, the atmosphere after the conversation became more toxic and there was alot of fighting between pro- and anti Mou fans as we know.
Player 1 (he is pretty honest, allthough not really an analyst)
He said with a frowning expression, he isn't sure if that's right.Football is a game after all and no war.
Mourinho still tries to fuel hatred into the competition, for him it's necessary.
However, everyone still has to get along which each other.
Even topics that have nothing to do with things on the pitch, Mourinho only knows, either he is my friend or foe, that kept the player anxious.
The player even thought about going to the press and make a statement, but as the captain didn't do it, he never made an attempt.
Player 2 (the brightest player of the team in 2013)
He was really disgusted with the situation at the beginning of 2013.He could understand when Mou was criticising the calendar when it was a disadvantage for Real Madrid.Over the time, it became clear that Mou only used these things to create an atmosphere of conspiracy.This was used to an, we against the rest mood.
Who didn't participate or had the balls the speak up, was an outsider without a proper explanation.
The person was bullied and anybody who took his side shared the same fate.
The player never experienced a changing room with such a poisonous and negative atmosphere.The team is as split as the fans.
That could never end will, at first he was believing that Mou was sneaky tactician regarding the press and the surroundings, when he arrived.Now he knows that you're either his friend or his foe, there is nothing in between.
A normal relation between player and and coach isn't known to Mou.
Everybody who participated in his "we against the rest" atmosphere, was a friend.Three players stood up and had the balls to speak up every once in a while when it was too much.
They faced the consequences for this behaviour though.
The biggest perception the player had was the fact that Mou isn't playing games, he is really like that and it's pretty dangerous for those who're not willed to follow the leader.The first year it was still bearable, but it's getting worse.
He believes that Mou with his behaviour, could never coach a team for a long time, this bomb in form of Mou will always blew up.
Player 3 ( in my opinion a good guy, no one new inside the team and someone who got his own opinion)
He doesn't understand the fuss about Mou.
The coach only tries to create a collective team.
This is something he experienced back at the boy scouts, when the leader was leading the team to victory.
Mou is someone who does not take shit from nobody.Of course, every once in a while he get's a bit over the top, but that's the way he is.
You have to create clear image of the enemy and speak up, if there is injustice.
He wants to create a competetive team, and everyone has to step up, if they want it or not.
(When I asked him about the atmosphere in the team and how it's like, he said that : )
It wasn't pleasent, but it's all about winning and you have to accept it.
Some teammembers sadly had completely different viewpoints, something the player couldn't understand.
We're fighting for the same object/goal, and the coach is the boss after all.
We have to follow him, no matter what he wants.
Here are the parts of the conversation with Madrid players which was behind closed doors.
3 opinions from players from Madrid when Mou was still coach.
No goalkeeper, so we can rule out Iker
He was talking to the players in 2013, the atmosphere after the conversation became more toxic and there was alot of fighting between pro- and anti Mou fans as we know.
Player 1 (he is pretty honest, allthough not really an analyst)
He said with a frowning expression, he isn't sure if that's right.Football is a game after all and no war.
Mourinho still tries to fuel hatred into the competition, for him it's necessary.
However, everyone still has to get along which each other.
Even topics that have nothing to do with things on the pitch, Mourinho only knows, either he is my friend or foe, that kept the player anxious.
The player even thought about going to the press and make a statement, but as the captain didn't do it, he never made an attempt.
Player 2 (the brightest player of the team in 2013)
He was really disgusted with the situation at the beginning of 2013.He could understand when Mou was criticising the calendar when it was a disadvantage for Real Madrid.Over the time, it became clear that Mou only used these things to create an atmosphere of conspiracy.This was used to an, we against the rest mood.
Who didn't participate or had the balls the speak up, was an outsider without a proper explanation.
The person was bullied and anybody who took his side shared the same fate.
The player never experienced a changing room with such a poisonous and negative atmosphere.The team is as split as the fans.
That could never end will, at first he was believing that Mou was sneaky tactician regarding the press and the surroundings, when he arrived.Now he knows that you're either his friend or his foe, there is nothing in between.
A normal relation between player and and coach isn't known to Mou.
Everybody who participated in his "we against the rest" atmosphere, was a friend.Three players stood up and had the balls to speak up every once in a while when it was too much.
They faced the consequences for this behaviour though.
The biggest perception the player had was the fact that Mou isn't playing games, he is really like that and it's pretty dangerous for those who're not willed to follow the leader.The first year it was still bearable, but it's getting worse.
He believes that Mou with his behaviour, could never coach a team for a long time, this bomb in form of Mou will always blew up.
Player 3 ( in my opinion a good guy, no one new inside the team and someone who got his own opinion)
He doesn't understand the fuss about Mou.
The coach only tries to create a collective team.
This is something he experienced back at the boy scouts, when the leader was leading the team to victory.
Mou is someone who does not take shit from nobody.Of course, every once in a while he get's a bit over the top, but that's the way he is.
You have to create clear image of the enemy and speak up, if there is injustice.
He wants to create a competetive team, and everyone has to step up, if they want it or not.
(When I asked him about the atmosphere in the team and how it's like, he said that : )
It wasn't pleasent, but it's all about winning and you have to accept it.
Some teammembers sadly had completely different viewpoints, something the player couldn't understand.
We're fighting for the same object/goal, and the coach is the boss after all.
We have to follow him, no matter what he wants.
Pls girls don't even care about size that much. Only guys obsess about it. I think there are other things girls care more about for pleasures sake like hardness and curvature.
When do you guys sleep?
I am fucking sleepy and I don't have work tomorrow...
I have been fucking saying this all night.
WTF?
I am the villain now?
I am fucking sleepy and I don't have work tomorrow...
I have been fucking saying this all night.
WTF?
I am the villain now?
Penny, who posted that? Someone on a Dortmund forum?
i bet one of them was ramos
I hate when it's so hard that it throbs like it's telling you to fucking jerk
Once in secondary school I was put in ICE (Isolation Centre something beginning with E) because I was a cunt or something, and it was 8-4 just staring at a wall
around 2 my dick was screaming and I was in this tiny alcove away from the teacher and the three other people in there with me
I had the most silent wank of all
I have work at 5 tomorrow evening, didn't get up today until 12 because I was up until 5am playing Shadow of Mordor
The PS4 is in dean's room tonight though so I'll go to bed pretty soon and watch some Friends
i bet one of them was ramos
I hate when it's so hard that it throbs like it's telling you to fucking jerk
Once in secondary school I was put in ICE (Isolation Centre something beginning with E) because I was a cunt or something, and it was 8-4 just staring at a wall
around 2 my dick was screaming and I was in this tiny alcove away from the teacher and the three other people in there with me
I had the most silent wank of all
I have work at 5 tomorrow evening, didn't get up today until 12 because I was up until 5am playing Shadow of Mordor
The PS4 is in dean's room tonight though so I'll go to bed pretty soon and watch some Friends
Shanks D Zoro
Banned
Or too impressed to say anything.
A dortmund/madrid fan who is living in Madrid, he got pretty good contacts there and already spilled two or three transfers before anyone even knew about them.
So he is legit.
I'm serious! It was this tiny little closet and I was about ten feet from a teacher, but I could hear anyone if they moved.
I moved my hand up and down millimetres at a time and didn't make a word. Came and wiped it on the underside of the table. It had to be done. Eight hours without touching my cock is not on.
Yeah that's me; I avenged you yesterday, and Hitch three or four times. I got to a point where I killed every single captain on the board apart from Ratbag and that twin one without doing any missions, so I started doing them. Loving it.
Those little cunt Ghul things in the cave, fuck me.
For what subject? Is it a university one?
homework sounds too young, like before coursework
are you thirteen
please respond
I got a blowjob after school in the toilets once
It was like half 5 though. Dem drama rehearsals.
I missed all that stuff.
Different school than my gf and we've been together since she was 16.
Ramos, Modric and Higuain, innit.
It's so easy to get side tracked. Btw try using dagger throw on Ghuls. If a pack comes at you you can throw enough daggers to get a combo for Wraith Flash. Usually don't even need to do that because the others just flee once you kill most of them and daggers kill in one hit.
I think I'm going to platinum this game. The knife missions are kind of a bitch though, especially the ones where you have to be completely undetected and the enemies are really far apart.
After dark is only good thing about international breaks.
The gay porn discussion reminded me of a film I watched a few weeks ago. An artsy erotic Bruce LaBruce number called (I think) LA Zombie. It's a story about alienation and a protagonist who finds themselves not fitting in. But mainly it's a zombie having sex with dead men. In their wounds. With a gnarled prosthetic penis.
Anyway, check it out whilst waiting for actual football to start.
The gay porn discussion reminded me of a film I watched a few weeks ago. An artsy erotic Bruce LaBruce number called (I think) LA Zombie. It's a story about alienation and a protagonist who finds themselves not fitting in. But mainly it's a zombie having sex with dead men. In their wounds. With a gnarled prosthetic penis.
Anyway, check it out whilst waiting for actual football to start.
does the zombie sex turn them into zombies
zomboner
that's what they should have called it
"the dead are coming back to life
and they're fucking our mothers"
Wilbur pls, it's a serious film about issues.
Issues.
That might be the greatest tagline of all time
You're English? Studying Japanese at university? Nice. Is it just a Japanese language course, or is that just part of the package?
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