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[Hixx]

Elsk have you seen both?

 

[Scum]

'Quiche is buying things again. 😞

Linny, do you think if
Bradford made it to the Champions League, you'd sell out your stadium for every game?

Or Hixx?

Most definitely. Sunderland v Bradford City semi final will see full house for both legs.

 

[Abraxas]

I have tickets for Hull, Burnley and Anderlecht. I really want to buy tickets for Dortmund and Man U too.

Premier league football is too fucking expensive.

Dortmund and United are going to wreck us. Dont spend good money on that.

 

[Elchele]

Elsk have you seen both?

I don't like porn tbh

 

[Hixx]

I wish he'd hurry up and gets his Evil Within key so I can preload

 

[Wilbur]

I imagine gay porn has far more aesthetic quality than straight porn

You have to do more work to make two cocks look pretty, whereas I could stare at a pair of tits at 9fps in grainy phone quality footage and I'd still get a conk on.

 

[Broder Salsa]

Has he seen both, to compare?
He could be just pointing out that gay porn is worse in quality, not on a moral sense. Don't be so angry

Yeah the cinematography when a babby is getting piped, is just of such higher quality than the average gay porn. Like from an artistic viewpoint.

 

[EmiPrime]

Dortmund and United are going to wreck us. Dont spend good money on that.

There's always Newcastle at home to cheer me up. Hopefully Pardew will still have his job for added hilarity.

 

[PrematureQuiche]

imgur is DEAD quiche, please help us understand.

Sorry was playing FIFA! Rift is going to ship this week. so probably get it next week!

 

[Wilbur]

a babby is getting piped

 

[Pennywise]

By the way, we had someone at Dortmund forums who had the opportunity to speak with 3 players from Madrid when Mou was still the coach.
Not really press stuff, more like a behind closed doors dialogue.

I'm quickly gonna translate that, as there are some interesting bits in it.

 

[Elchele]

By the way, we had someone at Dortmund forums who had the opportunity to speak with 3 players from Madrid when Mou was still the coach.
Not really press stuff, more like a behind closed doors dialogue.

I'm quickly gonna translate that, as there are some interesting bits in it.

took you a while innit

 

[Scum]

I'd have to be a top bellend wooden to say folk who don't go football aren't actual fans hhaha. That's dumb as fudge

Conversely, that's why I get so irate about ticket prices and the like. I want more people to experience how fucking good live football yet more and more football is becoming a hobby of the wealthy and running away from its roots and by doing so ripping the soul out of clubs.

I remember when my mate told me it was going to cost him £50 plus to go watch the 'ammers vs Fulham. I met up with him and another mate. Bundled round to his place, got pissed and smoked up on weed and just watched MotD instead.

Saved himself the 50 quid.

 

[Broder Salsa]

I imagine gay porn has far more aesthetic quality than straight porn

You have to do more work to make two cocks look pretty, whereas I could stare at a pair of tits at 9fps in grainy phone quality footage and I'd still get a conk on.

I don't know man. There's a lot of ugly tits and vaginas in porn too. Now a good hard cock, that just looks good, even if not sexually arousing for a straight man. Have you for example never admired the look of your own meat sword? Without finding it hot? It just looks good

 

[Wilbur]

I don't know man. There's a lot of ugly tits and vaginas in porn too. Now a good hard cock, that just looks good, even if not sexually arousing for a straight man. Have you for example never admired the look of your own meat sword? Without finding it hot? It just looks good

I think my cock is a little pathetic looking. Skinny and pink and ugly veiny, not monstrously impressive veiny. It's a miracle anyone lets it inside them.

 

[Elchele]

I don't know man. There's a lot of ugly tits and vaginas in porn too. Now a good hard cock, that just looks good, even if not sexually arousing for a straight man. Have you for example never admired the look of your own meat sword? Without finding it hot? It just looks good

Hmm.

Do you find this man attractive?

 

[Wilbur]

oh my fuck remember that :lol :lol :lol :lol

oh kenka <3

 

[Broder Salsa]

Elsk in pretty sure I said no that very thread.

I think my cock is a little pathetic looking. Skinny and pink and ugly veiny, not monstrously impressive veiny. It's a miracle anyone lets it inside them.

It's all true observations, sorry.

By the way, we had someone at Dortmund forums who had the opportunity to speak with 3 players from Madrid when Mou was still the coach.
Not really press stuff, more like a behind closed doors dialogue.

I'm quickly gonna translate that, as there are some interesting bits in it.

Is that a guy to be trusted? Interesting.

 

[Freewheelin']

Yeah the cinematography when a babby is getting piped, is just of such higher quality than the average gay porn. Like from an artistic viewpoint.

This just reminds me of 'A Serbian Film'

 

[bud]

I think my cock is a little pathetic looking. Skinny and pink and ugly veiny, not monstrously impressive veiny. It's a miracle anyone lets it inside them.

how skinny is it

grab a measuring tape and measure the circumference

because i'm 99% sure it is as thick as one of your #big #white #legs

 

[Broder Salsa]

This just reminds me of 'A Serbian Film' ;_;

Fun movie.

That scene wasn't even so bad considering how badly it looked.

 

[GorillaJu]

I've definitely been drunk and sat at my computer after coming home late from a club and thought "damn my dick ain't bad" and sent pictures to girls on my AIM buddy list.

 

[Pennywise]

took you a while innit

Did Milch already brought it up ?

Is that a guy to be trusted? Interesting.

Yeah, but these are players speaking.
So obviously these are subjective viewpoints or could be made up.

 

[Scum]

Sorry was playing FIFA! Rift is going to ship this week. so probably get it next week!

Are you going to use it for porn?

By the way, we had someone at Dortmund forums who had the opportunity to speak with 3 players from Madrid when Mou was still the coach.
Not really press stuff, more like a behind closed doors dialogue.

I'm quickly gonna translate that, as there are some interesting bits in it.

Ramos, Casillas and who else?

 

[Wilbur]

how skinny is it

grab a measuring tape and measure the circumference

because i'm 99% sure it is as thick as one of your #big #white #legs

I don't have an erection right now but it's certainly quite a skinny penis compared to my friend Craig's

 

[EmiPrime]

I've definitely been drunk and sat at my computer after coming home late from a club and thought "damn my dick ain't bad" and sent pictures to girls on my AIM buddy list.

OddChan.

No.

 

[Freewheelin']

Fun movie.

That scene wasn't even so bad considering how badly it looked.

I did laugh at the cock going through the eye bit :lol

 

[L1NETT]

Does Craig like welsh cheese

 

[Elchele]

Did Milch already brought it up ?

Milch never shares, he's too busy being cock-blocked by retired men

 

[bud]

I don't have an erection right now but it's certainly quite a skinny penis compared to my friend Craig's

no you cannot do this

there is no escape

you've mentioned a million times how your penis is skinny

walk to your mum's bedroom and get hard

then measure it

then report back

 

[Broder Salsa]

Does Craig like welsh cheese

:lol

I've definitely been drunk and sat at my computer after coming home late from a club and thought "damn my dick ain't bad" and sent pictures to girls on my AIM buddy list.

This is what they talk about with rape culture

 

[Wilbur]

A Serbian Film was shit. Not because it was depraved, or horrific. It was fucking boring. And a film where a man stabs someone through the eye socket with a powerful erection killing him instantly should never be boring

 

[Scum]

I've definitely been drunk and sat at my computer after coming home late from a club and thought "damn my dick ain't bad" and sent pictures to girls on my AIM buddy list.

Go on....

 

[Elchele]

I kind of miss the MSN times, those were the days. Custom emoticons were great

 

[GorillaJu]

OddChan.

No.

Sigh. It really happened.

 

[Broder Salsa]

I kind of miss the MSN times, those were the days. Custom emoticons were great

Meatspin for everyone.

 

[Scum]

Where's KidA? Yurt asked earlier. Hope he's all good.

 

[GorillaJu]

Go on....

Well I did ask them ahead of time if they wanted pictures. I told the first girl (my ex) I was hard and she said smth like "prove it" so I sent her a pic, then it got me feeling adventurous so I im'd another girl and was like "lol I just sent Melinda a pic of my cock" ... "think you could handle it too?"

I did that with like 5 different girls.

;_;

 

[Salazar]

Absolutely agree with him on Mourinho, but fuck me he's such a bitter, bitter man. No wonder he's never going to make it as a manager, he's got a poisonous attitude.

Even the mundane things must be fucked up for him

McDonalds girl tries to give him a receipt and his face goes stony

i see what you're fuckin doing
It's about power and control
You keep it. No, no, I'm not fuckin having that.

 

[Wilbur]

Does Craig like welsh cheese

does anyone

no you cannot do this

there is no escape

you've mentioned a million times how your penis is skinny

walk to your mum's bedroom and get hard

then measure it

then report back

but the only person in my mum's bedroom is







my dad

 

[Hixx]

Do you think there is some sort of Chinese penis trap to be used as a gay sex peripheral?

It would probably need to be a bdsm thing though
Imagine the chafe

 

[faridmon]

The vanity in this thread is through the roof.

Get a life chaps.

Life is more than dicks and measuring tapes.

 

[GorillaJu]

Even the mundane things must be fucked up for him

McDonalds girl tries to give him a receipt and his face goes stony

i see what you're fuckin doing
It's about power and control
You keep it. No, no, I'm not fuckin having that.

You missed the part where he cites protecting English culture.

Do you think there is some sort of Chinese penis trap to be used as a gay sex peripheral?

It would probably need to be a bdsm thing though
Imagine the chafe

Hahahaha omg that's almost brilliant.

The reason I say almost is because its probably been attempted and if it were successful we'd definitley know about it.

 

[bud]

does anyone



but the only person in my mum's bedroom is







my dad

 

[Elchele]

Do you think there is some sort of Chinese penis trap to be used as a gay sex peripheral?

damn, this made me laugh for some reason :lol

 

[EmiPrime]

Well I did ask them ahead of time if they wanted pictures. I told the first girl (my ex) I was hard and she said smth like "prove it" so I sent her a pic, then it got me feeling adventurous so I im'd another girl and was like "lol I just sent Melinda a pic of my cock" ... "think you could handle it too?"

I did that with like 5 different girls.

;_;

Send it to Wooden. He appreciates a nice cock, see what he thinks.

 

[Wilbur]

The vanity in this thread is through the roof.

Get a life chaps.

Life is more than dicks and measuring tapes.

you say that like a man with a tiny dick

faridchan it's all going to be okay. i know a woman in ealing who will literally put anything inside her

do you ever wonder who actually buys the extra hot pepperamis

wonder no more

 

[Hixx]

The vanity in this thread is through the roof.

Get a life chaps.

Life is more than dicks and measuring tapes.

Only if your helmet isthe size of a thimble

 

[Shanks D Zoro]

In our case we would be fine because Stan Kroneke would undoubtly get rid of that debt rather than risk us getting kicked out of the CL but in terms of ffp as long as your income the clubs bringing in, without being bankrolled by owners, covers the debt payments and purchase of players meaning self sustained then clubs should be within the rules?

Asking clubs to clear all debt but not have owners put their money in to do it and expect clubs to make the money to clear it is unrealistic. It's just impossible.

I doubt Stan would pay off our debt as it would incur penalties to repay it this early. But UEFA can't punish Arsenal for our debts.

 

[faridmon]

you say that like a man with a tiny dick

faridchan it's all going to be okay. i know a woman in ealing who will literally put anything inside her

do you ever wonder who actually buys the extra hot pepperamis

wonder no more

Pls Wilbur stop it

Spoiler

I don't believe such woman exist

Only if your helmet isthe size of a thimble

I assure you, its quite edible.