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[bud]

of course

she had a really nice pussy too

it looked so clean and tidy and virginal

i liked looking at it

she was married for more than 30 years but she made it sound like he was really boring and i guess i could see that she was 'inexperienced' during sex

why do some women not suck the dick really hard

i don't want you to lick it with your lips

i want you to suck on it like it's the last dick on earth

like the protein inside of it is your last chance for survival

 

[Blablurn]

Tell us more about your sexual escapades guys

What about yourself? Ever made love to a woman?

 

[Broder Salsa]

Tell us more about your sexual escapades guys

Sorry. I'm a virgin.

 

[inky]

I once had sex too. With a woman. It was OK.

 

[The_Hitcher89]

I bet the mods are just waiting for someone to go too far

 

[Lana Del Rey]

Sorry. I'm a virgin.

How many times have you renewed?

 

[Linius]

I bet the mods are just waiting for someone to go too far

They're eyeing this thread

 

[bud]

bla do you make your girlfriend cum or are you just alpha as fuck and do you go play ps4 after you've filled her belly with your life force

 

[L1NETT]

Tell us more about your sexual escapades guys

Recently?

 

[bud]

Recently?

hahaha

i love that emoticon so much

 

[jts]

posting on legendary page

 

[dc89]

I bet the mods are just waiting for someone to go too far

They are like a flock of circling vultures. One wrong move and that's it.

 

[Linius]

posting on legendary page

 

[Scum]

loool bud

 

[Wilbur]

bud you should get the lady to gently nibble on your dick

it feels sensational on the helmet

 

[LFMartins86]

Holy shit, Montero!!! What a fucking goal!! Amazing!!!

 

[Bold One]

the 29 year old I fucked was wider than courtois' armspan

Congrats on the sex

 

[Yurt]

my oldest was a one night side in her early 30s, she told me she was in her early 20s first :loool

tbf she looked REALLY young :lol

nice memory, what a cutie. Had possibly the best ass I have ever seen in my life

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Zabo are you trying to get Juve AND United relegated?

 

[Freewheelin']

What about yourself? Ever made love to a woman?

If your dreams count, then sure

Sorry. I'm a virgin.

Me too

 

[bud]

bud you should get the lady to gently nibble on your dick

it feels sensational on the helmet

when you say nibble are you talking about her using her teeth

it's ok

i like having my nipples sucked on

it's such an interesting feeling

 

[Scum]

How old was second one in the room, Yurt? Older?? 😒

 

[Yurt]

biting should only be allowed while kissing, and playfully.

fucking just stop biting my nipples already, I don't like it

 

[Wilbur]

when you say nibble are you talking about her using her teeth

it's ok

i like having my nipples sucked on

it's such an interesting feeling

Yeah they delicately just nibble, tiny little gentle bites, grinding their way up your dick ever so softly

what a feeling

 

[Facism]

Holy shit, Montero!!! What a fucking goal!! Amazing!!!

this post had me laughing considering how afer dark this page got lol

 

[Linius]

this post had me laughing considering how afer dark this page got lol

 

[LFMartins86]

this post had me laughing considering how afer dark this page got lol

I'll have a gif from the goal soon. It's truly a sexual moment.

 

[Wilbur]

I'll have a gif from the goal soon. It's truly a sexual moment.

 

[Elchele]

https://vine.co/v/OhLVvaO7QLH pep pls

it looked way worse in the stream I was watching :lol
seconds after that he comes back and tries to put his arm around her and she moves away. cringe over 9000

 

[Esch]

all this fuckery in such a small space

 

[bud]

https://vine.co/v/OhLVvaO7QLH pep pls

that's very sexist, and he should check his privilege.

 

[Bold One]

Filth is a very strange film

 

[LFMartins86]

 

[Clegg]

Hazard is a rather scary player. Has that ability to beat a player simply by shifting his body.

Di Maria really needs to play centrally. Too one footed. Is talented enough to get by players even when they know what he's gonna do but we lose a lot in attack through the middle when he isn't there.

 

[Broder Salsa]

Hazard is a rather scary player. Has that ability to beat a player simply by shifting his body.

Think he should have done more today though, especially when Rafael got a yellow so early.

 

[Scum]

Is Nani still showing off?

 

[LFMartins86]

Is Nani still showing off?

2 assists today, almost scored a wonder goal and took a great FK that hit the post.

 

[dc89]

Think he should have done more today though, especially when Rafael got a yellow so early.

I'm surprised Chelsea just didn't go HAM down that side

 

[Salvadora]

AFCPressWatch™
‏@AFCPressWatch
Gibbs' hip strain may heal within a few weeks if it's a mild one, but he may be out for 6 weeks or longer if it's a severe strain. #Arsenal

.....

 

[Perfect Blue]

Fuck Lyon

Hope we roast these goons

 

[il Diavolo]

we scored from a corner

is this fantasy

 

[LanceVance]

AFCPressWatch™
‏@AFCPressWatch
Gibbs' hip strain may heal within a few weeks if it's a mild one, but he may be out for 6 weeks or longer if it's a severe strain. #Arsenal

.....

So he's out for 12 weeks then

 

[Wilbur]

Where's MilanGAF

 

[Scum]

2 assists today, almost scored a wonder goal and took a great FK that hit the post.

Good for him.

AFCPressWatch™
‏@AFCPressWatch
Gibbs' hip strain may heal within a few weeks if it's a mild one, but he may be out for 6 weeks or longer if it's a severe strain. #Arsenal

.....

:-/

 

[Heebie Jeebies]

all this fuckery in such a small space

lol why is Shaw pushing RVP there?

 

[bjaelke]

Fady starting 2nd half on twitter

 

[scently]

Hazard is a rather scary player. Has that ability to beat a player simply by shifting his body.

Di Maria really needs to play centrally. Too one footed. Is talented enough to get by players even when they know what he's gonna do but we lose a lot in attack through the middle when he isn't there.

Yeah, he is much better when he plays in a 3 man mid or a the left sided mid in a diamond. I do think we will stick to this formation, at least against Man City. We needed the width provided by ADM and Adnan against Chelsea and we will need it against City.

With that match in mind, I am so glad Rooney will be back. Most here have been screaming murder whenever he plays ahead of Mata, well, we have all seen how Mata played in the games since Rooney's absence. While Rooney is not the best No10 in the world, he is a much better player overall than Mata, at the very least he is much better for us than Mata.

Also, Smalling played better than Jones did last week, even though that isn't saying much. Rojo has good distribution but he makes the silliest mistakes. I will like to see Carrick back although it is hard to gauge his fitness. Felliani did good in this game and he will be my pick to partner Carrick/Blind against City. This also gives Herrera time to recover fully.

 

[il Diavolo]

Where's MilanGAF

I'm still here baby.

Haven't seen Luc or Frank post for awhile now. I blame Pulga.

 

[Zabojnik]

Where's MilanGAF

Too busy masturbating over Pippo's pictures. Rightfully so. Dat Pippo. DAT PIPPO.

 

[DBT85]

You guys see what Bolasie did for the palace fan who's dad forgot his ticket to the west brom game? Yeah that guy was on my stag night, my ex wife's cousin lol.

He also told me Xbone was going to beat PS4 though so.


Edit : how many points did Moyzeus manage to get out of Chelsea, City, pool & Arsenal last season?

 

[3Sixty]

When i was 16 in Zante I had sex with a 45 year old

We are all such pimps