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[Baconsaurus Rex]

literally every dumbass username i try on steam is already taken.

account names don't matter. It's just for logging in. You can change your screen name to whatever pleases you.

 

[FortuneFaded]

literally every dumbass username i try on steam is already taken.

Try "Bud".

 

[Broder Salsa]

Try Internet Explorer? I prefer it over the other options at the moment.

It's surprisingly decent these days, but there seems to be no proper add on support and ugh, I will rather just stick with Chrome, firefox or Opera then.

Fuck me I've gotta go into class and teach for 50 mins but if Ive got a Messi sized deuce trying to claw its way out my asshole

The other day I thought of some fantastic WQFT2ST art work when I was pooping, and I knew I had to write it down before I forgot. But I forgot my phone and had no pens or anything with me. For a moment I thought about using my feces to write it on the wall but there was great pain involved and by the time I was finished, the thought had vanished.

Edit : Damn, I think I remember now. This will be the greatest boss battle of all time.

 

[Freewheelin']

Try 'cougarhunter'

 

[D4Danger]

literally every dumbass username i try on steam is already taken.

being this late to a service means you're going to end up something like XxxxBUD420xxxX

Enjoy.

 

[Baconsaurus Rex]

"scarlettjohanssonsbobes"

 

[Yen]

Yannick Bolasie's twitter page lol

 

[Pennywise]

Bought CS GO two days ago btw.
I'm up for some matches over the next days :>

 

[Broder Salsa]

Bought CS GO two days ago btw.
I'm up for some matches over the next days :>

Sure.

We talk over mumble if you want to download that first.

 

[Diablo Rosso]

Initially, I couldn't get the extension update.

But then I re-downloaded and it worked.

 

[Pennywise]

Sure.

We talk over mumble if you want to download that first.

Already done and set up, you gave me the ip and stuff already.

For now it's time to sleep though, Banter FC just got relagated after we had some horrible matches.

 

[Willkiller]

Already done and set up, you gave me the ip and stuff already.

For now it's time to sleep though, Banter FC just got relagated after we had some horrible matches.

I won't feel comfortable running with the ball until I get my stats up, feels so sluggish

 

[Hixx]

Penny are you Russian?

We need a translator.

I won't feel comfortable running with the ball until I get my stats up, feels so sluggish

The fuck are you playing with the unwashed for, Willy?

 

[Xpike]

Oh yeah I redownloaded CS:GO so I'm up for some games too

 

[Pennywise]

I won't feel comfortable running with the ball until I get my stats up, feels so sluggish

Don't worry.
We were pretty rubbish anyway and you made your goal

Penny are you Russian?

We need a translator.



The fuck are you playing with the unwashed for, Willy?

Nope.
I can translate the German stuff for you, that's about it.

 

[EmiPrime]

Try Internet Explorer? I prefer it over the other options at the moment.

 

[K1LLER7]

Penny are you Russian?

We need a translator.

The fuck are you playing with the unwashed for, Willy?

He's German.

Kyoufu doesn't play with us.

He's moved up from the Liverpools of the Clubs world to the Massiveness of Man Utd's.

I won't feel comfortable running with the ball until I get my stats up, feels so sluggish

You were good. The only one who crossed to me lol

Penny and Jesslar(Sounds Like Michael Owen) were good.

Fergie was Fergie

I decided to turn into Ibrahimovic as soon as you joined. I'm normally 5"7 and not that bad

 

[Willkiller]

The fuck are you playing with the unwashed for, Willy?

Away from my PC for a while

 

[Hixx]

Have "Banter FC" (FFS) got out of division 4 yet?

 

[Wilbur]

who even plays fifa anymore

 

[K1LLER7]

Away from my PC for a while

So we've signed you on loan.

Our Rumbo

 

[Pennywise]

Have "Banter FC" (FFS) got out of division 4 yet?

We usually are in division 3.
Just got relagated after alot of shitty matches into 4.

who even plays fifa anymore

Pls.
You left us with a dead Rodney Turkeyburger.
He was the choosen one, don't forget our partnership.

 

[K1LLER7]

Have "Banter FC" (FFS) got out of division 4 yet?

We just went back down so WillKiller could play against teams on his usual level

 

[Wilbur]

We usually are in division 3.
Just got relagated after alot of shitty matches into 4.




Pls.
You left us with a dead Rodney Turkeyburger.
He was the choosen one, don't forget our partnership.

Turkeyburger has transferred to PES United

 

[K1LLER7]

Turkeyburger has transferred to PES United

Traitor.

Betrayed Banter FC just like you betrayed United for Liverpool.

Where's your Brendan now!

 

[Hixx]

We just went back down so WillKiller could play against teams on his usual level

Multiple league champions again m8.

Look at the swagger I play with

 

[Wilbur]

Traitor.

Betrayed Banter FC just like you betrayed United for Liverpool.

Where's your Brendan now!

when you all accept fifa is shit you'll move on with your lives

Seriously, PES is the best football game I've played in years. Since the PS2.

 

[Pennywise]

when you all accept fifa is shit you'll move on with your lives

Seriously, PES is the best football game I've played in years. Since the PS2.

It's still boring as shit without a proper club mode.

 

[Xpike]

when you all accept fifa is shit you'll move on with your lives

Seriously, PES is the best football game I've played in years. Since the PS2.

It still needs a club mode

 

[K1LLER7]

Multiple league champions again m8.

Look at the swagger I play with

M8

Winning titles on PC clubs is like winning the Serie A title. Irrelevant.

 

[Hixx]

I watched Die Hard 2 last night and it had the actual song the sample for Groove Armada's "At the River" is from.

It's nowhere near as good as Die Hard 1 but the inclusion of that song makes it better than Terminator 2 also.

M8

Winning titles on PC clubs is like winning the Serie A title. Irrelevant.

Played both m8. PC is rife with cheaters and such but there's less sweaty teams to compensate because PC gamers are not cunts.

About even in terms of difficulty.

 

[K1LLER7]

when you all accept fifa is shit you'll move on with your lives

Seriously, PES is the best football game I've played in years. Since the PS2.

Didn't like the demo tbh.

Will probably miss next years Fifa too if there are no changes.

Gonna go with Anerican Rugby instead.

 

[Mr Cola]

M8

Winning titles on PC clubs is like winning the Serie A title. Irrelevant.

The temptation to bring my assists to the ps4 club is strong, genuinely considering it

So long as you ban Kyoufu from joining

1 in every 2.5 game average

 

[Hixx]

The temptation to bring my assists to the ps4 club is strong, genuinely considering it

So long as you ban Kyoufu from joining

1 in every 2.5 game average

AHAHAHAHAHAHA you'd lose your fucking mind playing with them.

 

[Mr Cola]

AHAHAHAHAHAHA you'd lose your fucking mind playing with them.

Mild mannered Cola?

Half my rage is directed towards koo

 

[Broder Salsa]

when you all accept fifa is shit you'll move on with your lives

Seriously, PES is the best football game I've played in years. Since the PS2.

1. Not new engine on PC yet
2. and the most important, no clubs. Clubs is the only thing I play, don't care about the rest tbh.

 

[Hixx]

Imagine a team where EVERYONE plays like Kyoufu

Against teams who play the most sweaty FIFA imaginable

 

[Mr Cola]

I refuse to believe anyone can be as bad at koo at throwing the ball, or remembering who is who on the team.

To those unaware, Kyoufu has never actually made a throw in, he has never apologised for throwing it to the opposition and he never learns, he presses the throw in button the moment he gets it and it goes in whatever position he is leaning and never to one of our players.

Fucking

Bell end

 

[Broder Salsa]

Hixx goalkeeping highlight reel from yesterday.

http://a.pomf.se/jamcxi.webm
http://a.pomf.se/jpyjoy.webm
http://a.pomf.se/wyxdvv.webm


and that was despite strong defensive performances like this from Moe Lester in front of him.

http://a.pomf.se/yvwdmo.webm
http://a.pomf.se/euzgot.webm

Spoiler

he actually saved the pen

 

[Baconsaurus Rex]

I refuse to believe anyone can be as bad at koo at throwing the ball, or remembering who is who on the team.

To those unaware, Kyoufu has never actually made a throw in, he has never apologised for throwing it to the opposition and he never learns, he pressed the throw in button the moment he gets it and it goes in whatever position he is leaning and never to one of our players.

Fucking

Bell end

He's the worst person to pass it to.

He will run away from you
He will run away from the ball
He will let thirty-seven defenders get between you and him
He will berate you for your inability to make the pass to him

I've said it before: I was never going to pass to Kyoufu again. This time it's for real. From now on Bacon will play the Cleverley roll only.

 

[Hixx]

I LIKE HOW YOU STOPPED RECORDING BEFORE MY REDEEMING PENALTY SAVE

 

[Mr Cola]

He's the worst person to pass it to.

He will run away from you
He will run away from the ball
He will let thirty-seven defenders get between you and him
He will berate you for your inability to make the pass to him

I've said it before: I was never going to pass to Kyoufu again. This time it's for real. From now on Bacon will play the Cleverley roll only.

His inability to realise the ai cant make a pass to him

"I thought he was going to pass it on the floor"

He says as he asks for it while its in mid air on the other side of the pitch

 

[Zabojnik]

When is Windows 10 supposed to be released?

 

[Hixx]

Also if we're talking about fucking goalkeeping

http://a.pomf.se/lqikzy.webm

 

[Broder Salsa]

We need Kyoufu's directness at times. He only knows one way, and that's full spring forward.

Also if we're talking about fucking goalkeeping

http://a.pomf.se/lqikzy.webm

Look at that, two red cards. Disgraceful.

I need to threaten iNvid with Mr Cola more.

 

[Hixx]

Found this in my webm folder as well

Worst FIFA miss ever (after some STUNNING play by me)

http://a.pomf.se/zkuvbd.webm

 

[K1LLER7]

This gem from last season.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Khlz7Kwkoz8

So many eh's.

 

[Mr Cola]

Found this in my webm folder as well

Worst FIFA miss ever (after some STUNNING play by me)

http://a.pomf.se/zkuvbd.webm

 

[K1LLER7]

Cola join our ps4 clubs.

We even have Michael Owen commentary.

 

[Hixx]

It wasn't related to that miss but Qin was involved in my favourite Believe FC moment ever

Some American was playing with us (I can't remember who it was) but he just said "can anyone else hear some Asian?" after Qin spoke and I ended up crying.