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[Messi]

Jesus....what a goal by traore

 

[FortuneFaded]

lets all have sex with our exes

Your own or some kind of secret santa arrangement?

 

[Hixx]

I finished Wolf of Wall Street last night. What a film that is. Even some of the darker scenes managed to be fucking hilarious (

Spoiler

Donny nearly choking to death was tense but also had me giggling like fuck at times

but there was one scene I fucking hated because it was so stupid.

Spoiler

When Donny was giving his money to Brad and he just kept winding him up... absolutely absurd.

Also Margot Robbie m8s. Holy shit

 

[Broder Salsa]

lets all have sex with our exes

It's better to jerk off to the thought of them in the shower, and realize as soon as you cum, that you don't need them anymore.

 

[bud]

propose to her

there's no law against bigamy outside the united kingdom*






*pls



I dont trust your movie opinions in the slightest



It ain't no CR but its one of the top 5 Bonds or so, no doubt

but she's happy

she has children

she has a boyfriend

and she has a great career

who am i

what can i possibly add to her life

when she grabbed my arm the other day i almost came

 

[CCS]

It's better to jerk off to the thought of them in the shower, and realize as soon as you cum, that you don't need them anymore.

You know what they say, have a wank before making any decision about women.

 

[Wilbur]

Your own or some kind of secret santa arrangement?

Whatever you prefer baby. No uggos though.

I finished Wolf of Wall Street last night. What a film that is. Even some of the darker scenes managed to be fucking hilarious (

Spoiler

Donny nearly choking to death was tense but also had me giggling like fuck at times

but there was one scene I fucking hated because it was so stupid.

Spoiler

When Donny was giving his money to Brad and he just kept winding him up... absolutely absurd.

Also Margot Robbie m8s. Holy shit

It is fantastic. I haven't seen it since I saw it at the cinema, but it's just hilarious. Laughed so often.

It's better to jerk off to the thought of them in the shower, and realize as soon as you cum, that you don't need them anymore.

I cant jerk standing up

but she's happy

she has children

she has a boyfriend

and she has a great career

who am i

what can i possibly add to her life

when she grabbed my arm the other day i almost came

i cant cum standing up

 

[L1NETT]

lets all have sex with our exes

oh good grief wilbury no no no

that daft cunt can fuck off into space

lovely john thomas though

 

[Broder Salsa]

I cant jerk standing up

You know what they say, have a wank before making any decision about women.

Also she lives in the same city as Bud, which means she might already have tasted heaven. No way she would go back to me.

 

[bud]

It's better to jerk off to the thought of them in the shower, and realize as soon as you cum, that you don't need them anymore.

it has happened too many times that i thought i was stroking it to some beautiful curvacious woman only to realize post-ejaculation that she was a bit more than curvy

and then depression kicks in

 

[Wilbur]

oh good grief wilbury no no no

that daft cunt can fuck off into space

lovely john thomas though

John Thomas :lol

Did he support huddersfield

 

[GorillaJu]

ejaculating while being deepthroated is bliss

That sounds fucking awful for the girl.

 

[Messi]

8-0

:/

 

[CCS]

it has happened too many times that i thought i was stroking it to some beautiful curvacious woman only to realize post-ejaculation that she was a bit more than curvy

and then depression kicks in

Its amazing how they go from an 8 to like a 3 after you finish.

 

[bud]

That sounds fucking awful for the girl.

calm down

 

[L1NETT]

John Thomas :lol

Did he support huddersfield

spurs

was used to disappointment thankfully

 

[CCS]

They love it (some of them anyway)

 

[bud]

if she wants to do it, what's the problem

if cazorla wants to do a panenka, what's the problem

 

[Messi]

8-1

 

[hemo memo]

8-1

 

[Wilbur]

spurs

was used to disappointment thankfully

 

[FortuneFaded]

spurs

was used to disappointment thankfully

Nonsense. I'm sure you sex good.

 

[Wilbur]

Nonsense. I'm sure you sex good.

dont try to make him feel better ok

we all know how good we are at sex and i believe him when he says he's terrible

i only have one move

 

[Phlebas]

😍

 

[jesalr]

It's been one year since we lost the best looking manager in the league.

 

[CCS]

Wenger is clearly better looking

 

[jts]

if she wants to do it, what's the problem

if cazorla wants to do a panenka, what's the problem

Oh god.

I'm giggling like a son of a bitch.

 

[FortuneFaded]

dont try to make him feel better ok

we all know how good we are at sex and i believe him when he says he's terrible

i only have one move

Maybe lowering self esteem is the only way you can find someone to experience your move but I believe in people; I believe in l1nett. I'll have to try his move(s) first hand and report back.

 

[GorillaJu]

if she wants to do it, what's the problem

if cazorla wants to do a panenka, what's the problem

Nothing's wrong with it, it just sounds miserable. Can't imagine ever doing it myself, but my gag reflex is a bit sensitive.

Nearly puked yesterday like 10 times because eating a piece of chocolate made my throat itch.

 

[Wilbur]

Nothing's wrong with it, it just sounds miserable. Can't imagine ever doing it myself, but my gag reflex is a bit sensitive.

Nearly puked yesterday like 10 times because eating a piece of chocolate made my throat itch.

a piece of chocolate?

morsel please if you're going to start deep throating a black penis is not where you start

You build your way up to it

 

[Coldnoodle]

PCD is the worst.

 

[CCS]

Only black dick I've first hand experience of was tiny. Less fulfilling than Arsenal's trophy cabinet.

 

[Willkiller]

Sensational redhead just turned up in The Sopranos.

Sensational.

 

[Billy Big Bollocks]

My favourite song at the mo:

Rainy Night In Soho

That's a great song

 

[Steverulez]

6 days until our next match, ridiculous.

 

[GorillaJu]

Only black dick I've first hand experience of was tiny. Less fulfilling than Arsenal's trophy cabinet.

On the flip side to that my first real gf in high school was black and her vag was sensational.

 

[CCS]

On the flip side to that my first real gf in high school was black and her vag was sensational.

Never been with a black girl, I'm too white and nerdy looking I guess.

 

[scently]

Interesting that we (UTD) are the first team to have won six straight games. Wonder how long we can take it. After Aston Villa, we have Newcastle and Tottenham within the space of a few days. Those will be tough I think, but if ADM is back then we have a chance.

Also I'd really like it if we stop playing 3 at the back. It neuters our midfield and and we play like shit with it even though we are winning.

 

[GorillaJu]

Never been with a black girl, I'm too white and nerdy looking I guess.

So am I. That's why she liked me.

 

[CCS]

So am I. That's why she liked me.

I shall have to try and find someone like that. Always wanted to do it with someone of every race.

 

[FortuneFaded]

I shall have to try and find someone like that. Always wanted to do it with someone of every race.

So you didn't do it with the black guy with the disappointing penis?

 

[Willkiller]

Never been with a black girl, I'm too white and nerdy looking I guess.

I have. Unlikely I'll ever find a girl with an ass like that again.

It makes me sad, but I also know that the majority of guys will never get a girl with an ass like that either.

 

[CCS]

So you didn't do it with the black guy with the disappointing penis?

Of each gender, should have probably added that

 

[GorillaJu]

I shall have to try and find someone like that. Always wanted to do it with someone of every race.

I've been around the block in that sense. My sexual history is like a Benaton ad. Black, Mexican, White, Half-Thai, Vietnamese, Korean, Japanese.

I think Willkiller has probably bones every living woman in the UK though

 

[Wilbur]

I lost my virginity to a mixed race girl. Since then all I've had is white.

gimme some of that

 

[Coldnoodle]

This milk doesn't taste right.

 

[CCS]

I've been around the block in that sense. My sexual history is like a Benaton ad. Black, Mexican, White, Half-Thai, Vietnamese, Korean, Japanese.

I think Willkiller has probably bones every living woman in the UK though

Damn I need to catch up haha

I lost my virginity to a mixed race girl. Since then all I've had is white.

gimme some of that

That's... fucking terrifying.

 

[Willkiller]

I've been around the block in that sense. My sexual history is like a Benaton ad. Black, Mexican, White, Half-Thai, Vietnamese, Korean, Japanese.

I think Willkiller has probably bones every living woman in the UK though

Naa man, I wish. Been a steady year but nothing wild, nothing like last year.

 

[Elchele]

do you guys want to try and play some matches(?) of this on the weekend? http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=953509

 

[GQman2121]

Just watched tonight's highlights. Incredible free kick from Luis. I had no idea he was capable of that. He's clearly proven he's able to hit those during practice because he was the only one that looked prepared to shoot there.

Nearly a week until we play again and our schedule for the next two weeks is Monday, Friday, Sunday, Thursday, which seems weird. Stupid holiday's.


Also, I thought Wolf of Wall Street was only alright and about 40 minutes to long. Scorsese hasn't made a good movie since The Departed nearly ten years ago imo.