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[Linius]

Just got a Christmas message from Ajax in my mailbox, thanking me for my support etc. etc.

Even on a fucking Christmas card he can't smile.

 

[Az]

This guy post here?
http://neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=144517048&postcount=118

 

[Shanks D Zoro]

I agree. Frannie has been killing it this season.

Haha, Frannie is something, I will give you that. My favourite character is

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Dar Adal

I'm 1,70m, tall girls suck

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It's just not ideal ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Yes man, that soundtrack there was amazing. It fits perfectly. And this episode had two twists I didn't see coming at all. The ending and somewhere in the middle a somewhat minor twist but also unexpected. I can't believe how good this season is so far. Preying to the seven Gods they didn't fuck it up in the finale.

Some more good stuff along the way.

 

[Linius]

Pls just believe me next time ;_;

I trusted (still trust) you. But it took a couple of episodes to get me into it is all. Saul good man.

 

[Shanks D Zoro]

I trusted (still trust) you. But it took a couple of episodes to get me into it is all. Saul good man.

Saul and Adal make the show for me. Fuck everyone else.

 

[Shanks D Zoro]

everyone is the same height in bed

I reckon I stand a good chance of finding out on Sunday. She let me know several times she is living home alone for two months. I would have made a move, but I really just want to relax at work tomorrow without having put in too much work tonight.

Made sure we met up on Sunday because any girl who is up for drinks and fun on a Sunday is a defo DTF.

 

[Hixx]

Last night I dreamed I owned two baby Alligators and one of them was named Alejandro, I also had a weird eel/snake thing that I was shit scared of but I loved my Alligators.

Then a tidal wave destroyed my beach house and I woke up.

Someone tell me what all of this means.

 

[KidJr]

I don't think you guys realise just how good Cuadrado actually is

Wasn't he the World Cup's top assist maker? He's perfect for United's mental formation and can deputise in defense too

Agree'd, think he is ridiculously good.

 

[Broder Salsa]

Last night I dreamed I owned two baby Alligators and one of them was named Alejandro, I also had a weird eel/snake thing that I was shit scared of but I loved my Alligators.

I'm going to tell Alligatorjandro about this.

 

[Rikkun]

Last night I dreamed I owned two baby Alligators and one of them was named Alejandro, I also had a weird eel/snake thing that I was shit scared of but I loved my Alligators.

Then a tidal wave destroyed my beach house and I woke up.

Someone tell me what all of this means.

Relegation incoming, you think you're doing real good but then..

 

[Yurt]

I reckon I stand a good chance of finding out on Sunday. She let me know several times she is living home alone for two months. I would have made a move, but I really just want to relax at work tomorrow without having put in too much work tonight.

Made sure we met up on Sunday because any girl who is up for drinks and fun on a Sunday is a defo DTF.

Invite yourself to her place to watch a movie

And how can one relax at work? Unless you're Wenger when the team is practicing set pieces

Or Chiellini when it's time to practice penos

 

[Linius]

Episode 10 is the episode in which the spoiler that I read will happen. No way it won't happen.

 

[Yurt]

Last night I dreamed I owned two baby Alligators and one of them was named Alejandro, I also had a weird eel/snake thing that I was shit scared of but I loved my Alligators.

Then a tidal wave destroyed my beach house and I woke up.

Someone tell me what all of this means.

Alejandro is pulga's name isn't it?

Deep down inside, you're madly in love with him (like everyone else tbf)

The eel is his glorious Honduran penis and you want to stick it into your orifice

That tidal wave is his love juice, and the beach house is an obvious metaphor to your juice house/arse.

 

[Hixx]

Alejandro is pulga's name isn't it?

Deep down inside, you're madly in love with him (like everyone else tbf)

The eel is his glorious Honduran penis and you want to stick it into your orifice

That tidal wave is his love juice, and the beach house is an obvious metaphor to your juice house/arse.

But who was the second Alligator that is the question that is on my mind, Yurt.

 

[Alligatorjandro]

Last night I dreamed I owned two baby Alligators and one of them was named Alejandro, I also had a weird eel/snake thing that I was shit scared of but I loved my Alligators.

Then a tidal wave destroyed my beach house and I woke up.

Someone tell me what all of this means.

Whoa

 

[Hixx]

Whoa

Holy shit

 

[Broder Salsa]

 

[Coldnoodle]

:lol

 

[Yurt]

But who was the second Alligator that is the question that is on my mind, Yurt.

Pulga manifests into two Allejandrogators in the dream world


One for each of his successful teams

 

[FlutterPuffs]

But who was the second Alligator that is the question that is on my mind, Yurt.

Wilbur.

The alligator scales as an allegory to his bumpy arse.

 

[Pennywise]

Last night I dreamed I owned two baby Alligators and one of them was named Alejandro, I also had a weird eel/snake thing that I was shit scared of but I loved my Alligators.

Then a tidal wave destroyed my beach house and I woke up.

Someone tell me what all of this means.

I was dreaming of Linius working at a bike shop I'll visited with a flat tire, kinda weird.
Could have been worse though.

 

[Hixx]

Imagine having Wilbur and Pulga as a pair of Alligators in your beach house. It would be pure torture.

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As I get older I am starting to prefer Boxing Day to Christmas Day. Chilled as fuck, shitloads of football on (love Boxing Day home games!) and you've always got something new to muck about with. Christmas Day is mayhem and you're always fucking knackered by the time Doctor Who starts.

 

[Arnie]

Received your package mate. Thanks very much for the extras. Very kind of you.

Thank god it arrived. Hope they're okay, few stocking fillers at least.

 

[Meier]

What's this about Andy Tate and a BT Sport ad.

https://amp.twimg.com/v/35942827-5ec0-464b-add4-5ac15bd7fe2f

That was so close to being unintelligible.

 

[Shanks D Zoro]

I read recently on espn that Messi is called Pulga. I am very confused why Messi is on this forum with a Ronaldo avatar.

 

[Jarnet87]

Suarez, Bony and Huntelaar too.

So yeah, it's always hard to tell if a good Eredivisie striker will convert into a good big league striker.

let us not forget the man with the greatest name in soccer history,

Jan Vennegoor of Hesselink.

 

[Gareth Bale]

I really want to play Elite Dangerous but it look super intimidating.

The Talos Principle for now.

 

[Yurt]

I read recently on espn that Messi is called Pulga. I am very confused why Messi is on this forum with a Ronaldo avatar.

It's a nickname for tiny people

 

[Clegg]

LvG says none of United's injured players will be ready for Newcastle except for Smalling.

 

[Empty]

LvG says none of United's injured players will be ready for Newcastle except for Smalling.

damn. thought shaw was further along.

 

[Shanks D Zoro]

It's a nickname for tiny people

oh shit, I feel like both Pulgas today ((

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I had no idea that is what pulga meant

 

[Rikkun]

oh shit, I feel like both Pulgas today ((

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I had no idea that is what pulga meant

Pulga means pulce means flea

 

[Xpike]

oh shit, I feel like both Pulgas today ((

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I had no idea that is what pulga meant

pulga means flea

 

[operon]

pulga means flea

cv

 

[Bold One]

Is shit. Get over it.

my brother brought it with him, my first time playing it.

The AI was designed by morons and the physics is erratic

 

[Linius]

Lol, just read about Zlatans reaction to being the second greatest Swedish atlethe ever. He would have put himself on top. What a guy

 

[Zabojnik]

Barca fans know what's up. The race to sign Zeman is on.

 

[Broder Salsa]

Lol, just read about Zlatans reaction to being the second greatest Swedish atlethe ever. He would have put himself on top. What a guy

Not even Sweden recognize him as more than a second tier athlete. They picked some guy who makes underwear instead.

 

[Linius]

Not even Sweden recognize him as more than a second tier athlete. They picked some guy who makes underwear instead.

They're making a fashion statement.

 

[pulga]

This page makes my head hurt :lol

but there's a guy in NFL-GAF called Alligatorjandro (or something such) who posted a couple of times in here when we we're doing the crossover thing with that lot.

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Which GAF segment should we befriend next?

 

[Zabojnik]

You should change your name to Alehandro. Fuck pronouncing j as h, it doesn't make any sense.

 

[Yurt]

You should change your name to Alehandro. Fuck pronouncing j as h, it doesn't make any sense.

Or AlEH, with a Manc accent.

 

[Heebie Jeebies]

Barca fans know what's up. The race to sign Zeman is on.

Is that the German Dat Guy?

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That's the height of my humour

 

[Slizz]

Just saw a commercial for a competitive woodworking furniture show. Common is a host. Wtf is happening?

 

[pulga]

You should change your name to Alehandro. Fuck pronouncing j as h, it doesn't make any sense.

Every fucking italian just calls me "Aleandro" -_-'

 

[Zabojnik]

Or AlEH, with a Manc accent.

I wish Ricky would become our Andy Tate. He'd be perfect for it.

To go see The Hobbit or not, that's the question.

Every fucking italian just calls me "Aleandro" -_-'

"Sei andato a vedere LO OBBIT?"

 

[Linius]

Woot

 

[Zabojnik]

Is that the German Dat Guy?

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That's the height of my humour

It took me like five seconds, way too long. Then I laughed. Pretty good!

 

[pulga]

I wish Ricky would become our Andy Tate. He'd be perfect for it.

To go see The Hobbit or not, that's the question.



"Sei andato a vedere LO OBBIT?"

LOL

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Purtroppo ancora no D:

 

[snoopeasystreet]