Seriously though, the last 7 months have been fucking terrible for Liverpool fans
-Throw the league title away in the worst way possible, what would have been our first in 24 years
-Lose our best player
-Do a terrible job replacing him and bolstering the squad
-Only decent striker injured all season, and he misses every CL game which is depressing to think about
-The team we bought a load of players from do much better than us, and those players range from shit to mediocre
-Looking increasingly unlikely to finish fourth, or even 7th
-Deservedly knocked out of a pretty easy CL group
Need to turn this around sharpish, or we're in for another 2009-13 period, or worse. Starting by avoiding defeat at the weekend.
Its like the footballing Gods gave us a bag of Haribo, then burned our house down and called it karma.
Really though, I feel so sorry for Sturridge. He's boss, and worked his bollocks off since he joined us to get us into the CL. Then his legs transfigure into breadsticks, and he watches helpless from the sidelines as we plumb further and further depths of incompetency.
At least we beat CSKA though. Mia san mia and all that shite.