They have the greatest line of the year in 'American Beauty'. You know which one. Yeah, I'm still juvenile enough to chuckle at that line.
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Football Thread 2014/2015 |OT10| -Proud Of Our Heritage-
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They have the greatest line of the year in 'American Beauty'. You know which one. Yeah, I'm still juvenile enough to chuckle at that line.
Baconsaurus Rex
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Fucking hipsters
Willkiller
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Aye, I specifically remember Arnie calling him 'dross'. Mental.
Farid has a fascinating taste in music...
I wish I went to as many gigs...
I don't go to as many gigs these days
Damn juggling between 4 jobs
''I am feeling fine''
*Sigh*
Did you wake up on the wrong side of the bed again, buddy?
All FA Cup 3rd round games on Saturday at 3pm or bust!
Go back to bed, old man.
I noticed that, I was wondering if it was a typo or something because I've never seen that before.
FootballFan
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Broder Salsa
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But Palermo can't win it.
Saw that Millwall thing yesterday. Sensational.
FootballFan
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Broder Salsa
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The club of the great foreign club adventures of Ståle Solbakken. Got to play 6 matches before getting banned from the training ground by Kinnear.
What a great club and what a great man!
I don't go to as many gigs these days
Damn juggling between 4 jobs
Bloody hell m8, you got people looking for work and youre hoarding 4 lol
keep hustling man
The club of the great foreign club adventures of Ståle Solbakken. Got to play 6 matches before getting banned from the training ground by Kinnear.
I earn jack all though. It really sucks!
The club of the great foreign club adventures of Ståle Solbakken. Got to play 6 matches before getting banned from the training ground by Kinnear.
Sadly I don't remember that, I was about 4 when it happened!
Broder Salsa
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How closely do you follow Norwegian football? You know Strømsgodset manager David Nielsen right? His autobiography Sorte Svin is amazing. He talks about going to Wimbledon too and how fucking crazy it was, first day there he smelled smoke as he came from training and went into the dressing room, where the other players had set fire to his bag in the middle of the dressing room.
He then talks about how he heard stories of how the other players beat Solbakken (actually beat up, like him bleeding), because he wanted to be the leader and yelled at them and stuff, they didn't like that lol.
Other amazing stories in it, about how he went to Germany and got a car as a sponsorship deal and drove around in that without a drivers licence, he writes in the book about how he at first couldn't drive but after a few minutes and reading a little he started driving just fine, then thought we were fucking idiots for all having to go to lessons to learn to drive when he just learnt it. :lol
There's also a chapter where he talks about playing for another danish team and then slipping his cock out as they were getting team photos taken, just for them not to realize until after the photoshoot that his cock was on all of them... at one point he and some other players are also on their way to beat up this journalist... he's just a nutcase. His girlfriend has to take him to bank visits and tell the bank men not to give him any more money than the small allowance he's allowed, cause he just spends it all on betting and what not.
At one point he also described not really wanting to leave his house, so when not playing football he's just on his couch all day playing playstation, he's so lazy he can't be bothered to go to the toilet to piss so he pisses in cups and bottles. Almost like a proper GAFer.
What a man David Nielsen is and kind of funny that he of all people is coaching Ødegaard at the moment.
Baconsaurus Rex
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I don't go to as many gigs these days
Damn juggling between 4 jobs
''I am feeling fine''
*Sigh*
Did you wake up on the wrong side of the bed again, buddy?
I'm still in bed 😝
cartoon_soldier
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cboat banned
finally
finally
OK, this is funny. I should track down that book. I know Nielsen and people are saying that he is the next big manager in Norway, he did make Stromsgodet a champion so seeing him nurturing Odegaard is not that weird.
But yeah, I don't follow Norwegian that much these days, hell, I barely keep up with Norwegian music
I actually think Ajax would be great club for him. They know how to develop youngsters and he would wrecking havoc in Eredivision.
Broder Salsa
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Now just to ban everyone else posting in NPD threads.
Yeah might not be weird to you, but knowing what a fucking crazy person he at least was, it kind of is for me. He was also at one point bankrupt, while playing for Copenhagen. He actually owed money to the club lol
Facism
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The best bit about the whole thing, i get a good laugh from the passive-aggressive narcissism of fanboys begging mods to ban him and then pretending like there's a democratic process going on that requires their vote on the matter.
Wasnt he a reliable source? What was it for?
Broder Salsa
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Fucking hope they can't cancel that loan as Chelsea seems to say. He can fuck off the cunt.
Lol
too be fair, we need those kind of character in Norway. Everyone in Footballing regime is so timid and boring when talking.
This is good news. If Milan were dumb enough to take Torres we can try and dump Soldado on them.
Broder Salsa
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Q: "Is it possible @Torres can return?" Jose: "No, no, no. No place for him in the squad" #
Q: "Is it possible Salah can change clubs in January?" Jose: "No, but maybe he can change houses" #CFC
Q: "Is it possible Salah can change clubs in January?" Jose: "No, but maybe he can change houses" #CFC
Facism
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Said the hardware split between xbone and PS4 was between 7-10k, when it was actually around 400k.
Thread went to shit after his comment, then someone forgot to flush when the real data came out.
Obviously I'm biased, but I also think we would make the best fit for his career. We have proven to let players start games when they're 18/19 years old. And we can develop talent. Odegaard has never had a real test, so I wouldn't say he'd wreck havoc in our league. But when he comes to us he'll probably play with the youngsters at first, the team that currenlty plays in the next gen champions league. And if he's good enough he'll secure a spot with the reserves soon enough. Playing at the second highest level of football in our country.
And career wise it would be a dumb move to choose for Bayern, Real or Liverpool. The chances of making it to the first team at those clubs are very minimal.
cartoon_soldier
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lol no. He had many misses in the past. This time he said 7-10k difference (suggesting that was the diff between XB1 and PS4). Third post in thread, first 30 pages were about it.
Then people with actual access to data said difference was more like 300-400k.
Basically, he pulled off a great troll.
He'd be perfect for Leicester, Burnley or QPR.
I hope he finishes his career warming the bench for any of those clubs.
cartoon_soldier
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Got a 5 month ban for getting his sales figures wrong and inciting the mob. As someone #ITK, that's bad.
Broder Salsa
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He has certainly gotten quite a few things right. Just off the top of my head, I remember him calling the Kinectless Xbone and an Xbone exclusive Platinum game. Having many misses can be both just down to bad info and things changing, he certainly had some info on interesting things.
I reckon his insider fucked him over. But most on Gamingside will never give you a moment's rest to explain yourself.
Broder Salsa
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That and him probably just being too excited to leak shit, meaning he can't confirm everything. I don't know, he could also be intentionally lying about some things, but seems silly as he clearly knew of others and that would just work against him. But yes, people getting way too emotionally involved in things that really aren't that important on gaming side, not surprising.
It's the software sales that I'm usually interested in. People must be warming up to digital downloads and some of these publishers should be thankful, because it looks some AAA retail games suffered this month.
Lol that's massive
No joke, I'd have him at Saints. Give it a couple of months and he'd be starting for Spain again.
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