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Football Thread 2014/2015 |OT11| This Is Our Year!

pulga

Banned
Imagine if you grew up with no role models so you were forced to look up to superstars as father figures, so you supported two of the richest clubs in Europe, one of which you seem not to care about . And instead of actually watching both of those two teams you spent your sports time trolling people on the internet for no reason.

What a shame.

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Making fun that my dad died when I was young?

Wow. New low in this thread. Don't play the "I didn't know card", I mentioned it in the whatsapp group a couple of days ago. What a disgusting post.
 
Imagine if you grew up with no role models so you were forced to look up to superstars as father figures, so you supported two of the richest clubs in Europe, one of which you seem not to care about . And instead of actually watching both of those two teams you spent your sports time trolling people on the internet for no reason.

What a shame.

Brch14R.png

Damn lol
 

Wilbur

Banned
Making fun that my dad died when I was young?

Wow. New low in this thread. Don't play the "I didn't know card", I mentioned it in the whatsapp group a couple of days ago. What a disgusting post.

... I don't really think that's what's going on here
 

Jarnet87

Member
What I liked the most about Blind's performance at left back is the few crosses he put in. It reassured my hate towards Valencia's awful crossing syndrome.

I wish Valencia would have sucked from the moment he arrived, at least we could just laugh at the mistake of buying him. Instead we have to seem him week in and out work hard and struggle to get a single cross off and wonder where did his talent and confidence go. Was it stolen by Aliens? Was it just a mirage and if we go back and look at old games will we see the same player? I really don't know.
 

Esch

Banned
Making fun that my dad died when I was young?

Wow. New low in this thread. Don't play the "I didn't know card", I mentioned it in the whatsapp group a couple of days ago. What a disgusting post.
I didn't know about that, I'm sorry. You did not mention this in detail im the group. You may have just used a frownface. My apologies, sincerely :(
 
Also, Sporting lads, is Carrillo any good? Apparently our scouts were watching him against Braga. Carvalho and his agent are desperate for us to bid for him but we don't fancy it. Give 'em shit but our scouts are good lads. Big Willy tactics aren't for us.

Probably our best player this season, been more influential than Nani in the past two months. He´s always been very talented but extremely inconsistent. This season he has been more consistent and has started to defend more, he´s recovering a lot of the balls he loses. Fast winger with an above average technical ability, good crossing ability and decent finishing. Apparently there´s some complications with his contract renewal so you might get him cheaper. Scored this beauty a few days ago.

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Man Utd GAF. Help me understand. Why are Young and Valencia your WBs? Why are they are still at the club?

Valencia is an odd one, he never smiles in pictures and whenever I open instagram late at night he's likening pictures of a hot single mother from Turkey.

The little investigator in me tells me he's having personal problems at home and potentially in contact with a few late night working women.

That's why he can't properly cross the ball.
 

Arnie

Member
Probably our best player this season, been more influential than Nani in the past two months. He´s always been very talented but extremely inconsistent. This season he has been more consistent and has started to defend more, he´s recovering a lot of the balls he loses. Fast winger with an above average technical ability, good crossing ability and decent finishing. Apparently there´s some complications with his contract renewal so you might get him cheaper. Scored this beauty a few days ago.

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Thanks for the information.

Sounds good, we've just flogged Assaidi so technically our squad needs a winger, and one to actually challenge the first team.

Apparently our scouts have been watching him for a while. Might head to YouTube...
 

FootballFan

Member
Imagine if you grew up with no role models so you were forced to look up to superstars as father figures, so you supported two of the richest clubs in Europe, one of which you seem not to care about . And instead of actually watching both of those two teams you spent your sports time trolling people on the internet for no reason.

What a shame.

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...
Jesus Christian

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I don't think Esch meant it that way plug.
 

Jarnet87

Member
What I liked the most about Blind's performance at left back is the few crosses he put in. It reassured my hate towards Valencia's awful crossing syndrome.

Man Utd GAF. Help me understand. Why are Young and Valencia your WBs? Why are they are still at the club?

because we have no true wingbacks. Hell I wouldn't even classify Young and and Valencia as wingers anymore. This team has slowly been decaying since 2008-2009, the last year this team was truly world class. Fergie lost his mind and brought in Berbatov. After that year it was just a matter of Fergie trying to patch things up with attacking talent and not giving a fuck about anything other then Premier League titles. it just fell apart so quick. Hargo broke down, Ando didn't live up to expectations, Fletcher got sick. Then the defense got old quickly too. We let go of Pique because we still had Wes and John, plus a promising Johnny Evans. I suppose Rafael was the choice to replace Gary but he is always hurt.
 

pulga

Banned
Is he in Watsapp?

Did he read it?

I didn't know about that, I'm sorry. You did not mention this in detail im the group. You may have just used a frownface. My apologies, sincerely :(

I could post a snap of the group when we discussed it, but I won't since I don't think this is the place for group drama. It went kinda like this though:

Wilbur: *uploads a picture of myself with some girl*
Pulga: Nate, who's that handsome lad in the photo?
Esch: Looks like someone who'd forget to put chile in my pupusa, possibly fatherless.
Pulga: Thats awkward *monkey covering his eyes face* cause I am fatherless
Wilbur: I was trying not to mention it :lol
Pulga: :lol

So that's two "his dad is dead lol" jokes at my expense. Absolutely sensational.
 

Esch

Banned
I could post a snap of the group when we discussed it, but I won't since I don't think this is the place for group drama. It went kinda like this though:

Wilbur: *uploads a picture of myself with some girl*
Pulga: Nate, who's that handsome lad in the photo?
Esch: Looks like someone who'd forget to put chile in my pupusa, possibly fatherless.
Pulga: Thats awkward *monkey covering his eyes face* cause I am fatherless
Wilbur: I was trying not to mention it :lol
Pulga: :lol

I don't remember you saying that anything had happened to your dad, I do remember the monkey face and thought you two were just reacting to the pupusa joke. I sometimes bounce in and out of the app mid convo during work or when I'm watching something. I am sorry though, I mean that genuinely. That's not the kind of banter I want to engage in mate :(
 

Arnie

Member
Fucking hell you don't buy wingbacks. Nobody becomes a wingback. It's too niche a position that too few systems utilise.

If you play wingback you need to coach a fullback or a winger to play it.

Christ alive.

LVG isn't doing his job as a coach.
 

jts

...hate me...
We need to play some time!

Not sure if I fancy getting my ass handed to me, but sure :p

You need to add jts3. If your nickname is not obvious, drop something in the message because I've been getting unusual friend requests due to my little brother playing PvZ online on the PS3 with my account >.>
Or gimme yours and I'll add, whatever works.
 

Messi

Member
I just seen Ronaldos's speech....what the fuck was that noise he made at the end?

Also this:

Zlatan Ibrahimovic's votes for the FIFA Ballon D’Or in the last 6 years:

2009 Messi
2010 Messi
2011 Messi
2012 Messi
2013 Messi
2014 Messi

I thought he hated the little dictator?
 

Meier

Member
RT @BBCBlueTuesday: Despite newspaper reports, UEFA says there’s no new special investigation into @MCFC under its Financial Fair Play regulations. #MCFC

As expected, just general shit stirring by the Mail.
 

wedward

Member
I could post a snap of the group when we discussed it, but I won't since I don't think this is the place for group drama. It went kinda like this though:

Wilbur: *uploads a picture of myself with some girl*
Pulga: Nate, who's that handsome lad in the photo?
Esch: Looks like someone who'd forget to put chile in my pupusa, possibly fatherless.
Pulga: Thats awkward *monkey covering his eyes face* cause I am fatherless
Wilbur: I was trying not to mention it :lol
Pulga: :lol

So that's two "his dad is dead lol" jokes at my expense. Absolutely sensational.

Sorry Plug. Didn't mean to offend anyone.
 

jts

...hate me...
I just seen Ronaldos's speech....what the fuck was that noise he made at the end?
Dropped too much acid.

I insist with my friends he said SIM (portuguese for yes), but they don't accept it. Apparently he says it's a Real Madrid thing? BS probably. Anyway that bit and the bit about Messi and his whole dolled up look were pure cringe.
 

Scum

Junior Member
Fucking hell you don't buy wingbacks. Nobody becomes a wingback. It's too niche a position that too few systems utilise.

If you play wingback you need to coach a fullback or a winger to play it.

Christ alive.

LVG isn't doing his job as a coach.

3-5-2 is all well and good, but not with Young and Valencia. You need Cafu and R. Carlos clones.
 

FootballFan

Member
Not sure if I fancy getting my ass handed to me, but sure :p

You need to add jts3. If your nickname is not obvious, drop something in the message because I've been getting unusual friend requests due to my little brother playing PvZ online on the PS3 with my account >.>
Or gimme yours and I'll add, whatever works.

Mate, you've got a good record. Doubt I'd beat you, don't play 1/5th as much as I used to.

Add me pls.

Psn: UCK_MY_ICK
 

Scum

Junior Member
I just seen Ronaldos's speech....what the fuck was that noise he made at the end?

Also this:

Zlatan Ibrahimovic's votes for the FIFA Ballon D’Or in the last 6 years:

2009 Messi
2010 Messi
2011 Messi
2012 Messi
2013 Messi
2014 Messi

I thought he hated the little dictator?

It's Pep he hates.
 
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