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[El Topo]

Every time I open GAF on mobile, it defaults back to a footygaf page just before the Netherlands - Spain game. With Wilbur saying "If Casillas keeps a clean sheet he will beat the old record by blah blah"

Sensational jinx.

The Spain predictions are so hilarious in hindsight. Heck, so is reading GAF comments.

 

[dark_prinny]

Vita Bros. Play Danganronpa if you haven't already.

 

[dc89]

Careful, wooden. I bet you wish Chelsea could beat Sunderland.

I. Can't.

 

[Hixx]

VICTAH VICTAH *flings arms about*

 

[Mr.Marston]

Did this Reddit post make it to FootyGAF?

Boyfriend has a superstition about sports and doesn't shower for the whole season (25F/26M)

He's an Arsenal fan. ArseGAF let's hold our heads in shame.

also, this might sound crazy, but I think he is actively trying to make me resemble his favorite player Alexis?? he is constantly trying to get me to cut my hair short and I have a similar mans build/ olive skin tone relative to Alexis. I have a similar sounding name and the other night he even whispered Alexis during sex - I didn't say anything, but I think I was visibly shaken.

Pls

The funny thing is all the people in the comments that believe it.

 

[Hixx]

21 passes in 18 minutes

 

[Broder Salsa]

Careful, wooden. I bet you wish Chelsea could beat Sunderland.

I will fucking shoot you in CS m8. Now that you don't have Jozy anymore it's going to be no big deal beating you though.

But watch out, you never know when it might happen and I hit you, instead of just shooting next to your head.

 

[Shatner's Bassoon]

how many pairs of white trousers do you think martinez owns?

 

[Hixx]

I will fucking shoot you in CS m8. Now that you don't have Jozy anymore it's going to be no big deal beating you though.

But watch out, you never know when it might happen and I hit you, instead of just shooting next to your head.

Where the fuck is Penny

He came online and ignored me

 

[arkon]

how many pairs of white trousers do you think martinez owns?

Seven.

 

[Broder Salsa]

Where the fuck is Penny

He came online and ignored me

Probably busy jerking it to that video I sent in whatsapp.

 

[Yurt]

how many pairs of white trousers do you think martinez owns?

38

 

[Hixx]

Probably busy jerking it to that video I sent in whatsapp.

 

[Shatner's Bassoon]

That Everton corner.

 

[Hixx]

Ahahahahah here come the boos

Gards has blood all owa his face.

 

[CCS]

Well that was unsurprising: http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/30879809

Leeds United owner Massimo Cellino has lost his appeal against the Football League's decision to disqualify him from owning the club.
He was disqualified in December after the League obtained documents from an Italian court, which had found Cellino guilty of tax evasion.
The 58-year-old Italian is prohibited from having anything to do with the running of the club until 10 April.
Leeds are currently 20th in the Championship.
The Professional Conduct Committee set up by the Football League to hear Cellino's appeal against the decision ruled that the verdict of the Italian court was for an act involving dishonesty, which is a disqualifying condition under its owners' and directors' test.

 

[Peco]

HALP

Spoiler

WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK THO

 

[L1NETT]

Probably be more successful with Pulis as manager tbh.

yeah if you consider putting 10 men behind the ball and grinding out a 0-0 success

we wouldn't win many

 

[Clegg]

Decided to rewatch Hannibal.

Carbo knows what's up.

 

[K1LLER7]

De Gea off to Madrid.

Pereira not signing a new contract.

No Defender coming in.


Gaal pls

 

[wedward]

Pls

The funny thing is all the people in the comments that believe it.

"he has given me 5+ uti's and yeast infections over the past few months, and I am tired of it, but don't know how to say anything."

Lol

 

[Hixx]

Lescott has been really good. Or Lukaku has been gash, I can't decide.

 

[jesalr]

This has been awful. Nobody is taking the game, it's so fscking slow.

 

[Wilbur]

yeah if you consider putting 10 men behind the ball and grinding out a 0-0 success

we wouldn't win many

Pulis has won plenty. There's about 10 teams in world football that England would need to put ten men behind the ball against. We'd be fine with him in charge.

Not that I'm advocating it, but don't know where this reputation he's got has come from. Stoke were always fun to watch. His Palace side too.

 

[Broder Salsa]

Pulis doing a Greece with England, with John Terry who he convinced to get back leading the defense.

 

[dc89]

Worst MNF of the season. I think.

 

[dc89]

Lescott has been really good. Or Lukaku has been gash, I can't decide.

PELANTY!

 

[TeddyBoy]

Lescott has been really good. Or Lukaku has been gash, I can't decide.

It's Lukaku :lol

Seemed a little soft that penalty.

Mirallas missed! As if this game couldn't get any more boring :/

 

[jesalr]

Mirror-less, if you miss this I'ma shoot you.

 

[Gareth Bale]

I really want Mirallas to miss now

edit: :lol

 

[Heebie Jeebies]

loool

 

[Fintan]

I really want Mirallas to miss now

Dream come true.

 

[RandyBobandy]

Lol so why didn't Baines take that?

 

[L1NETT]

Pulis has won plenty.

Not that I'm advocating it, but don't know where this reputation he's got has come from. Stoke were always fun to watch. His Palace side too.

if by won plenty you mean no leagues no cups and a couple of promotions than yeah

but Mick Mccarthy has won some promotions

also...stoke....FUN?????

wilbz plz what planet are you on.

cos that is straight oot of uranus

 

[Hixx]

Boooooooooooooooooo

 

[Freewheelin']

Pulis doing a Greece with England, with John Terry who he convinced to get back leading the defense.

I wouldnt even mind this tbh, better than Woy at least lol

lol Mirallas.

 

[CCS]

Lol Mirallas.

 

[jesalr]

You can hear singular fans boo-ing. Martinez ist kaput

 

[Linius]

Go Everton

 

[dc89]

omfg.

 

[Zabojnik]

Milan are so getting sold.

 

[Gareth Bale]

You're not good enough for Tottenham son

 

[Yurt]

Milan are so getting sold.

I hope so

Berlu is clearly harming them now

Maybe we should offer our bus for El Shaarawy

 

[wedward]

Does Martinez make it to next season?

 

[noal]

Did anybody ever read Alive then or were you just blowing smoke up my arse to get a place on the ark?

WERE YOU LYING TO ME FOOTY GAF BROS?

 

[L1NETT]

dat fortitude trailer

hixx pls

 

[Feorax]

Does Martinez make it to next season?

Who would replace him that could be considered an improvement right now?

 

[MisterRoboto]

Milan are so getting sold.

Would be the best thing to happen

 

[Scum]

Has Algeria won the ACoN yet? 😒

 

[Bold One]

That American Sniper Thread