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[Ingeniero]

Man United sponsored by penile dysfunction, because they used to come first all the time but now can't finish at all.

:lol this is funny and so true.
After so many years of Fergie glory they deserve at least 5 shitty years.

 

[Hixx]

Sunderland can be sponsored by porn in 1995. You wait for ages to see something and then the phone rings so you have to try again next week.

 

[CCS]

Sunderland can be sponsored by porn in 1995. You wait for ages to see something and then the phone rings so you have to try again next week.

 

[Mr.Marston]

Arsenal are planning to offer Francis Coquelin a new long-term contract as Arsène Wenger, the manager, prepares to reorganise his central midfield this summer.

Coquelin, Abou Diaby and Mikel Arteta are all into the final six months of their Arsenal deals, while Mathieu Flamini is out of contract in June 2016, giving Wenger an opportunity to overhaul this area of his squad in the next year.

Despite his current injury, Arteta has already been provisionally offered a one-year extension and the club are now planning to reward Coquelin’s outstanding recent performances with a new deal that is expected to run for four years.

Wenger has already added the 17‑year-old Krystian Bielik this month and Southampton’s Morgan Schneiderlin is being lined up as a potential major summer signing although no bid or inquiry has yet been made.

Wenger also has the existing options of Aaron Ramsey and Jack Wilshere while Santi Cazorla and Alex Oxlade-Chamberlain have both impressed in a more central role this season.

Yesssss bye Flamini and Diaby

 

[CCS]

And Liverpool's defence can be sponsored by gangbanging.

 

[Steverulez]

Is Cuadrado on Chelsea yet?

YES.

Spoiler

On Football Manager

 

[Broder Salsa]

gtfo

Reported

 

[Shanks D Zoro]

Yesssss bye Flamini and Diaby

and Arteta.

Coq doesn't deserve more than 40,000 a week. I hope Wenger doesn't go on about parity and give him some crazy wage.

 

[Mr.Marston]

and Arteta.

Coq doesn't deserve more than 40,000 a week. I hope Wenger doesn't go on about parity and give him some crazy wage.

Arteta is getting an extension

 

[jts]

Circa 1995 I just watched porn on TV

Channel 26 on cable would turn into a porn channel at midnight on fridays and saturdays.

American porn dubbed in spanish.

What a time to be alive that was

 

[Ingeniero]

Diaby, Arteta and Flamini out.
Coq, WillyC and Morgan in

 

[cartoon_soldier]

Sunderland can be sponsored by porn in 1995. You wait for ages to see something and then the phone rings so you have to try again next week.

You should put one together for all the EPL teams

 

[inky]

That's just not true. We all know Sweden is the waste product of Danes and Norwegians. The good things to come out of Sweden in the last 50 years can be written on a 3 point list:

• Nina Persson
• Marcus Allback
• Tobias Linderoth

Mando Diao bro

 

[Nyx]

I used to watch porn on RTL Plus, with German Dub.

I'll never forget the animated Snow White and the 7 Dwarves pornflick, in German...

 

[cartoon_soldier]

and Arteta.

Coq doesn't deserve more than 40,000 a week. I hope Wenger doesn't go on about parity and give him some crazy wage.

You guys could try for Suarez again in summer

 

[Hixx]

Porn on TV as a kid pre-broadband was usually waiting until really late then put channel 5 on for Red Shoe Diaries

 

[CCS]

I'm too young for all these porn experiences. I first watched porn on a computer, over a decent internet connection.

 

[Walshy]

And Liverpool's defence can be sponsored by gangbanging.

Best defence in the league since we switched to 3-4-3 m89

Spoiler

thats what I read on twitter

 

[cartoon_soldier]

I'm too young for all these porn experiences. I first watched porn on a computer, over a decent internet connection.

Being in India. Fashion TV transparent dresses and Rachel on Friends was like Porn for us.

 

[Blablurn]

In the beginning of the 2000 I almost downloaded a porn dialer on my pc. scared the fuck out of me. thank god it never really got connected.

 

[Shanks D Zoro]

Arteta is getting an extension

oops, I missed that part lol. i must have a block on stupid Wenger decisions.

I just don't see how it makes sense. It is just wasted wages on a liability, and i don't rate his experience as that impressive to merit him staying on those grounds, especially as Wenger got rid of Gilberto.

 

[CCS]

Being in India. Fashion TV transparent dresses and Rachel on Friends was like Porn for us.

I don't know how people lived before civilized methods of viewing porn.

 

[Hixx]

In the beginning of the 2000 I almost downloaded a porn dialer on my pc. scared the fuck out of me. thank god it never really got connected.

I did download one once.

Parents found it, obviously.

"Never seen it before, must be a virus"

Probably didn't believe me but at the time I thought I sold it well.

 

[Shanks D Zoro]

[

Porn on TV as a kid pre-broadband was usually waiting until really late then put channel 5 on for Red Shoe Diaries

I'm too young for all these porn experiences. I first watched porn on a computer, over a decent internet connection.

It was all about the 5/10 minute previews on the porn channels.

 

[cartoon_soldier]

I did download one once.

Parents found it, obviously.

"Never seen it before, must be a virus"

Probably didn't believe me but at the time I thought I sold it well.

I used to download on dial up all the time

Kaaza left open over night

But Rachel

omg was the best

 

[CCS]

[



It was all about the 5/10 minute previews on the porn channels.

I remember when I first started I didn't know about any of the decent sites so I was jerking off to like 6 second clips :lol

 

[Heebie Jeebies]

Fifa presidential hopeful David Ginola wants the men's and women's football World Cups to be staged together.

One of the key ways we'll make a difference is by adopting the Olympic model that sees all athletes compete under one banner, in one country, during one timeframe.

Hopeful.

 

[Blablurn]

I did download one once.

Parents found it, obviously.

"Never seen it before, must be a virus"

Probably didn't believe me but at the time I thought I sold it well.

:lol

what a time that was

 

[Shanks D Zoro]

I remember when I came home after confirmation practice one sunday and my mum was on the computer in my room. i happily jumped on my bed and then heard my mom say "so you are into how to dildo fuck barbie"and pink chocolate"

I had never felt deader. Pink chocolate was all me, but my mates had come round the previous day and viewed the barbie video.

 

[Hixx]

[



It was all about the 5/10 minute previews on the porn channels.

The thrill of these were wondering "I wonder if we'll actually see a vag or a dick here" but after some days you'd seen all the previews and you went back to Red Shoe Diaries and if you were desperate, EuroTrash

I used to download on dial up all the time

Kaaza left open over night

Porn dialer was something you put on your PC and it would go through a premium line so you would get charged

I remember when I came home after confirmation practice one sunday and my mum was on the computer in my room. i happily jumped on my bed and then heard my mom say "so you are into how to dildo fuck barbie"and pink chocolate"

I had never felt deader. Pink chocolate was all me, but my mates had come round the previous day and viewed the barbie video.

hahahahah

Worst I ever got was when we were moving and my mam found a picture of Kelly Brook I had printed off and hidden in a PC game case


Man I miss when simple glamour shots would titillate the fuck out of me.

 

[CCS]

I'm off to interview for University Challenge. My team's shit so we probably won't get on but you never know :lol

 

[jts]

My uncle used to tinker with a satellite dish so he got all these foreign channels.

Once he was trying to tune the TV to show my SNES and suddenly there was this woman's face with a cock stuffed in her mouth on a beach by a beach patrol truck IIRC. Probably something like a Baywatch parody porn I think.

I was like 10 and what was that.

Awkwaaaaard.

 

[Elchele]

I remember when I came home after confirmation practice one sunday and my mum was on the computer in my room. i happily jumped on my bed and then heard my mom say "so you are into how to dildo fuck barbie"and pink chocolate"

I had never felt deader. Pink chocolate was all me, but my mates had come round the previous day and viewed the barbie video.

:lol :lol :lol

 

[Shanks D Zoro]

The thrill of these were wondering "I wonder if we'll actually see a vag or a dick here" but after some days you'd seen all the previews and you went back to Red Shoe Diaries and if you were desperate, EuroTrash
.

did you ever watch the confession series?

Pretty good stuff for channel 5

 

[bud]

- first porn site i ever visited was dragonball-x.com (i was 12/13, i was totally into dbz, some kid at school mentioned the site)
- i would randomly try out sex urls and after a while i realized that ie saved your browser history which led to me running to another kid's house to ask him how to delete the browser history.... he wasn't home
- i would visit this videogaming site to check the news and they had a forum with a babe thread and for a long time i used that to jerk off
- i once downloaded gangs of new york through kazaa (i was young and dumb, i don't download movies anymore for it is illigal and i do not wish to break the law) and it ended up being some sensational germany porno with nothing but naturally big tittied blonde women
- my first porno that i ever downloaded from kazaa was with a short-haired woman and i believe the video had turkish in the title
- my mom had a visitor over and i was in my room lying on the bed rubbing my dick against the mattress it is the earliest memory i have of doing anything sexual and i remember thinking "holy fuck this feels amazing"
- i jerked off to jean grey in the x-men animated series
- initially i masturbated by rubbing the glans against my thigh
- i once cried and asked god for forgiveness after masturbating

ah, to be young again...

 

[Hixx]

Can't remember tbh. But Channel 5 used to be so good

 

[Blablurn]

- first porn site i ever visited was dragonball-x.com (i was 12/13, i was totally into dbz, some kid at school mentioned the site)
- i would randomly try out sex urls and after a while i realized that ie saved your browser history which led to me running to another kid's house to ask him how to delete the browser history.... he wasn't home
- i would visit this videogaming site to check the news and they had a forum with a babe thread and for a long time i used that to jerk off
- i once downloaded gangs of new york through kazaa (i was young and dumb, i don't download movies anymore for it is illigal and i do not wish to break the law) and it ended up being some sensational germany porno with nothing but naturally big tittied blonde women
- my first porno that i ever downloaded from kazaa was with a short-haired woman and i believe the video had turkish in the title
- my mom had a visitor over and i was in my room lying on the bed rubbing my dick against the mattress it is the earliest memory i have of doing anything sexual and i remember thinking "holy fuck this feels amazing"
- i jerked off to jean grey in the x-men animated series
- initially i masturbated by rubbing the glans against my thigh
- i once cried and asked god for forgiveness after masturbating

ah, to be young again...

gangs of new york was so bad :S

 

[KidJr]

I remember when I thought I had made it in life because I had an ISDN internet connection and I figured out that you could use both lines to get double the speed. Almost got killed when parents for the phone bill.

Endless nights of waking up on the computer trying to get emulators to work and reading about dragonball z power levels.

First Kazaa film I downloaded was Jet Lis the one.

Cant remember the first porn I watched, surprised many can.

 

[Hixx]

- initially i masturbated by rubbing the glans against my thigh
- i once cried and asked god for forgiveness after masturbating

ah, to be young again...

 

[3Sixty]

Channel 5 soft core was the shit.

That one with the bloke from Spandau Ballet in... sensational.

 

[L1NETT]

Channel 5 soft core was the shit.

That one with the bloke from Spandau Ballet in... sensational.

sounds like..........

gold

 

[KidJr]

Did anyone used to watch a programme called the tribe on Channel 5?

 

[Broder Salsa]

Remember when you could get internet on CD's?

They knew why we wanted it too.

 

[FlutterPuffs]

- first porn site i ever visited was dragonball-x.com (i was 12/13, i was totally into dbz, some kid at school mentioned the site)
- i would randomly try out sex urls and after a while i realized that ie saved your browser history which led to me running to another kid's house to ask him how to delete the browser history.... he wasn't home
- i would visit this videogaming site to check the news and they had a forum with a babe thread and for a long time i used that to jerk off
- i once downloaded gangs of new york through kazaa (i was young and dumb, i don't download movies anymore for it is illigal and i do not wish to break the law) and it ended up being some sensational germany porno with nothing but naturally big tittied blonde women
- my first porno that i ever downloaded from kazaa was with a short-haired woman and i believe the video had turkish in the title
- my mom had a visitor over and i was in my room lying on the bed rubbing my dick against the mattress it is the earliest memory i have of doing anything sexual and i remember thinking "holy fuck this feels amazing"
- i jerked off to jean grey in the x-men animated series
- initially i masturbated by rubbing the glans against my thigh
- i once cried and asked god for forgiveness after masturbating

ah, to be young again...

 

[inky]

- i once downloaded gangs of new york through kazaa (i was young and dumb, i don't download movies anymore for it is illigal and i do not wish to break the law) and it ended up being some sensational germany porno with nothing but naturally big tittied blonde women

You sure it wasn't Gangbangs of New York?

 

[Elchele]

- first porn site i ever visited was dragonball-x.com (i was 12/13, i was totally into dbz, some kid at school mentioned the site)
- i would randomly try out sex urls and after a while i realized that ie saved your browser history which led to me running to another kid's house to ask him how to delete the browser history.... he wasn't home
- i would visit this videogaming site to check the news and they had a forum with a babe thread and for a long time i used that to jerk off
- i once downloaded gangs of new york through kazaa (i was young and dumb, i don't download movies anymore for it is illigal and i do not wish to break the law) and it ended up being some sensational germany porno with nothing but naturally big tittied blonde women
- my first porno that i ever downloaded from kazaa was with a short-haired woman and i believe the video had turkish in the title
- my mom had a visitor over and i was in my room lying on the bed rubbing my dick against the mattress it is the earliest memory i have of doing anything sexual and i remember thinking "holy fuck this feels amazing"
- i jerked off to jean grey in the x-men animated series
- initially i masturbated by rubbing the glans against my thigh
- i once cried and asked god for forgiveness after masturbating

ah, to be young again...

I love you bud

 

[Esch]

First time I saw porn was when I was about 8. I was in social studies class and we were doing a project for school on famous buildings in history. By random lottery, my partner and I were assigned the white house. This was really before I knew how to use search engines, so i naturally went to whitehouse.com.

Huge mistake. Moans started screaming out of the computer in class, pop ups of chicks with makeup done to look like Marilyn Manson and Monica Lewinsky getting their backs blown out by Al Gore and Dubya imitators exploded onto my screen. We sat there in shock for a minute then I closed my laptop. My partner began to cry, had a bit of a breakdown. Almost right as one of these women took a load directly to the face.

Teacher sent us home.

 

[Broder Salsa]

You sure it wasn't Gangbangs of New York?

I remember my moms one and only attempt at filesharing. She tried to download fun with dick and jane.

 

[Shanks D Zoro]

Man I loved being young and naive.

I use to think a blowjob was getting air pumped into your dick.
I use to think a titty job was a guy milking a women.

 

[FlutterPuffs]

We had that awesome first wank chat on footygaf whatsapp tho.

Esch's was truly incredible. I should have saved that.