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[El Topo]

Odegaard to Madrid? €2m a year? That would be insane if true.

 

[jts]

Fixed.

I suck.

 

[Elchele]

Odegaard to Madrid? €2m a year? That would be insane if true.

RM m8

We pay Gaudino like 600 euros.

 

[dc89]

2 pages of porn talk and you bring up Pokemon. Jesus.

Spoiler

Babestation was the best.

I don't read the thread. It is known.

 

[Blablurn]

in before pokemon hentai

 

[D_prOdigy]

Limewire was a fruitful source of Final Fantasy hentai

So I heard

 

[Freewheelin']

in before pokemon hentai

 

[Wilbur]

I absolutely would have fucked Officer Jenny, Nurse Joy and Ash's mum.

Other cartoons I'd fuck:

Leela
Lois Griffin
Esmeralda
Soldier

 

[The Atticus]

Don't understand the wank parties...

I remember a friend of mine wanting to jerk it with me and my brother...

Yeah dunno what his intentions were...

He's very sexually open though:

NSFW
NSFW
NSFW
NSFW

 

[confuziz]

Ivory Coast :lol

 

[Blablurn]

You would love it!

 

[Linius]

Odegaard to Madrid? €2m a year? That would be insane if true.

Waaaaaat

Our salary cap is basically 1 million. Though sometimes exceptions can be made with bonusses and such. And this kid who proved nothing already makes more than that. That kind of stuff is corrupting the football world. Kids don't need to make that kind of money. That's just nuts.

 

[wedward]

Coquelin, Arteta, Schneiderlin is a good group of mids.

Polish kid waiting in the wings.

Another year of Artera is fine. If we sign Morgan i doubt he plays much.

Coq will probably get 60k.

"There is no kick" is probably the hardest i have ever laughed at a post.

 

[KidJr]

I absolutely would have fucked Officer Jenny, Nurse Joy and Ash's mum.

Other cartoons I'd fuck:

Leela
Lois Griffin
Esmeralda
Soldier

Little Mermaid
Pocahontas
Princess Jasmine
Elasta girl


To add a few

Wait how old was Sailor Moon?

 

[inky]

Ugh, Club Nintendo. I don't even have a Wii U and i still have like 600 coins to spend. 200 to gold this year tho... I'm guessing it won't be worth it.

 

[Rikkun]

My uncle had calendars with nude photos of local pin-ups and I bragged about it in 3rd grade, but I never really cared about it.
Then one day when I was 10 I got internet. I used to check www.pokemon.com everyday, and that lead to fan sites, and that lead to random banners and it all went down pretty fast to hentai.
That shit is toxic

Of course porn ruined my entire sex life

 

[dark_prinny]

What a shitty week so far. Ugh.

 

[Blablurn]

Marko Marin is going from Fiorentina to Anderlecht. Is still loaned out from Chelsea lol.

 

[El Topo]

RM m8

We pay Gaudino like 600 euros.

€2m per year for a 16 year-old would be insane though. If true.

 

[pulga]

 

[wedward]

€2m per year for a 16 year-old would be insane though. If true.

It shows a lack of respect for the world we live in.

 

[pulga]

It shows a lack of respect for the world we live in.

Pls I asked this face to be made just for this quote

 

[Frustrated_me]

I actually went to a mosque years ago and the sermon that was being sung was very peaceful and soothing. Felt really welcoming and made me feel calm.

I dont know why I'm sharing this.

Spoiler

Hala Madrid

 

[Blablurn]

It shows a lack of respect for the world we live in.

Dont forget that we are talking about Real Madrid here.

 

[Meier]

I almost never drink coffee, but when I do, it is an absolute guarantee that I'll have to poop. Is anyone who is "regular" not a coffee drinker? I feel like it has to go hand in hand.

 

[Slizz]

Wat.

 

[Shatner's Bassoon]

I actually went to a mosque years ago and the sermon that was being sung was very peaceful and soothing. Felt really welcoming and made me feel calm.

I dont know why I'm sharing this.

Spoiler

Hala Madrid

This reads like something the Colonel would codec you in MGS2 once the AI gets infected.

 

[Esch]

Waaaaaat

Our salary cap is basically 1 million. Though sometimes exceptions can be made with bonusses and such. And this kid who proved nothing already makes more than that. That kind of stuff is corrupting the football world. Kids don't need to make that kind of money. That's just nuts.

the pay isn't what i dislike.

what i dislike is seeing young talent wither away on shitty loans or benches when they could be playing first team somewhere in good leagues and growing.

Who knows, maybe they'll start to learn.

 

[Heavy's Sandvich]

If the Coq gets more than £20,000 a week, we've already failed. He's started 13 games.

 

[Linius]

I almost never drink coffee, but when I do, it is an absolute guarantee that I'll have to poop. Is anyone who is "regular" not a coffee drinker? I feel like it has to go hand in hand.

I don't have any response for this.

 

[Ingeniero]

the pay isn't what i dislike.

what i dislike is seeing young talent wither away on shitty loans or benches when they could be playing first team somewhere in good leagues and growing.

Who knows, maybe they'll start to learn.

Yeah I agree with this.
Just look at Januzaj, what a wasted talent, what could have been.

 

[Blablurn]

I almost never drink coffee, but when I do, it is an absolute guarantee that I'll have to poop. Is anyone who is "regular" not a coffee drinker? I feel like it has to go hand in hand.

i used to have big time stomach pains every every 3 months or so. but that stopped when i started drinking coffee every day. dat poopage <3.

 

[wedward]

I almost never drink coffee, but when I do, it is an absolute guarantee that I'll have to poop. Is anyone who is "regular" not a coffee drinker? I feel like it has to go hand in hand.

I normally poop around 10am.

When i do drink coffee i drink it when i get to work at 9.

Works out well.

Your stomach gets used to the coffee though and the urge to poop immediately goes away.

 

[Ingeniero]

If the Coq gets more than £20,000 a week, we've already failed. He's started 13 games.

Is Chambers really only at £10,000 p/w? I never trust those lists on twitter.

 

[confuziz]

GERVINHO LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

 

[CecilRousso]

 

[flabberghastly]

.

 

[Heebie Jeebies]

Damn just switched over to the match and missed the sending off.

 

[Slizz]

No seriously, wat.

 

[snoopeasystreet]

@MikeKeegan_DM Signing at United:

Spoiler

KamaGames are now the official social games partner of the club. #mufc

 

[Slizz]

@MikeKeegan_DM Signing at United:

Spoiler

KamaGames are now the official social games partner of the club. #mufc

Ahhhh another sponsor..... Now this feels normal.

 

[Heavy's Sandvich]

Is Chambers really only at £10,000 p/w? I never trust those lists on twitter.

I have no idea, but he shouldn't be anywhere near mega bucks. He only just got into the Southampton first team last year.

 

[Heebie Jeebies]

@MikeKeegan_DM Signing at United:

Spoiler

KamaGames are now the official social games partner of the club. #mufc

Posted about 4 pages ago, before the porn. Easy to miss I guess.

 

[GQman2121]

I almost never drink coffee, but when I do, it is an absolute guarantee that I'll have to poop. Is anyone who is "regular" not a coffee drinker? I feel like it has to go hand in hand.

I seem to poo around the same time everyday, but as an avid coffee drinker I will say that coffee makes my piss reek of a certain oder. It's a very distinct smell.

 

[cartoon_soldier]

I absolutely would have fucked Officer Jenny, Nurse Joy and Ash's mum.

Other cartoons I'd fuck:

Leela
Lois Griffin
Esmeralda
Soldier

 

[flabberghastly]

I seem to poo around the same time everyday, but as an avid coffee drinker I will say that coffee makes my piss reek of a certain oder. It's a very distinct smell.

Ammoniated coffee. At least for me.

 

[Razor554]

"Barcelona sources confirm the club can sign players, but these can only play in 2016. They can train, or stay on loan at current club. [ara]."

We should buy Reus and Koke this summer and keep them on loan at current clubs till 2016.

 

[dc89]

3 teams. 1 City.

Spoiler

New York are coming soon.

 

[LabouredSubterfuge]

James Ducker &#8207;@DuckerTheTimes 51s52 seconds ago

Told United are not after Bruno Martins Indi #mufc

Pip pip.

 

[Slizz]

I placed 2 bets 2 weeks ago thinking that it was going to take effect that weekend. Little did I know since I bet on Bayern the bet isn't active till the 30th...... Might actually turn out better for me.