haha, no. a lot of people on kazaa renamed the files, so you werenever entirely sure what you were downloading unless you went to some website to check the file sizes. or something.
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Football Thread 2014/2015 |OT12| Old Man Looking For 17 year olds. Contact Arsene
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haha, no. a lot of people on kazaa renamed the files, so you werenever entirely sure what you were downloading unless you went to some website to check the file sizes. or something.
FortuneFaded
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Not for him it wasn't.
CecilRousso
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I would love to see the reaction of people visiting FootyGaf for the first time, and getting these last two pages.
Shanks D Zoro
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I would love to see the reaction of people visiting FootyGaf for the first time, and getting these last two pages.
Are we actually allowed to talk about porn? probity is 17, i don't want to go on a sex offenders list.
You know those jet streams built into walls of swimming pools.
I was a teen on vacations in Algarve and felt something special when those hit my peen.
So once I stayed there for a while until I came
When I was leaving the spot adults asked me if everything was alright.
I... did something similar.
I would love to see the reaction of people visiting FootyGaf for the first time, and getting these last two pages.
:lol
Vivalaraza
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Hello Hickey
If you click my name you can put my on ignore from there
yw
If you click my name you can put my on ignore from there
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You know those jet streams built into walls of swimming pools.
I was a teen on vacations in Algarve and felt something special when those hit my peen.
So once I stayed there for a while until I came
When I was leaving the spot adults asked me if everything was alright.
Have you read Guts by Chuck Palahniuk?
Broder Salsa
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I would love to see the reaction of people visiting FootyGaf for the first time, and getting these last two pages.
It used to be way worse. But I guess it's starting to get dark outside.
elsk, the software to do that came out later, iirc.
... i never thought this.
i'm not sure why or how, but i always knew that having air blown into your dick wasn't a good thing.
but i do have to say that for a very long time, i thought a woman's vagina and anus were one and the same thing.
... i never thought this.
i'm not sure why or how, but i always knew that having air blown into your dick wasn't a good thing.
but i do have to say that for a very long time, i thought a woman's vagina and anus were one and the same thing.
jts
...hate me...
No idea what is that, fill me in.
Shanks D Zoro
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elsk, the software to do that came out later, iirc.
... i never thought this.
i'm not sure why or how, but i always knew that having air blown into your dick wasn't a good thing.
but i do have to say that for a very long time, i thought a woman's vagina and anus were one and the same thing.
i think I have blocked out the first time i heard about anal, I am sure the idea of it was too much for my young brain to comprehend.
Not initially, that only came later on. I'm pretty sure.
After watching matrix in 1999 I decided I wanted to become a hacker, I believed something was out there. So I started to use one of those IRCS client things, mIRC I think it was called, used to think I was part of some underground society and wanted to be as close to the machine as possible. Tried to everything in MS DOS, didnt like it so went back to my windows. Hoped one day I'd get a message saying follow the white rabbit
m9
the greek art thing was after i had been discovered browsing porn through internet surveillance and i was forced to resort to alternatives
Broder Salsa
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like, i was aware of the concept of the vagina, but i dunno, it didn't click with me until later that it is a seperate hole.
something like that.
I learnt all that from my dads unprotected porn collection from fairly young on luckily. But I was still surprised, if not shocked, at how close the two holes were to each other when getting my first hands on experience.
RandyBobandy
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Haha this porn chat
I watched channel 5 in the 90s for blue movies. Shannon Tweed was fit as fuck
Then there was that show where this hot woman did the weather and slowly undressed.
And when sky used to have game channels that turned into phone sex channels at 9pm
I watched channel 5 in the 90s for blue movies. Shannon Tweed was fit as fuck
Then there was that show where this hot woman did the weather and slowly undressed.
And when sky used to have game channels that turned into phone sex channels at 9pm
y would anyone hate badstuber
did he get hair transplant?
Shanks D Zoro
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HOLY SHIT I LOVED THOSE
Freewheelin'
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I used to think women never pooped
FootballFan
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Haha great stories in here lol.
I don't remember my first experience with porn, doubt it was as funny as the rest of your stories
I don't remember my first experience with porn, doubt it was as funny as the rest of your stories
Shanks D Zoro
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Steverulez
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Marin has joined Anderlecht on loan? Damn... German Messi has fallen so far 
FlutterPuffs
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oh lord
Tonight's posts are incredible
Tonight's posts are incredible
I can't remember my first porn experience. It's all just blended into one.
I do remember when i was put into isolation for throwing a condom in a girls hair and around six hours into the stretch of staring at a wall i had to jerk so i slipped my hand into my trousers and tugged quiet as a mouse and forty minutes later i wiped my ejaculate on the underside of the table
And one time i jerked and wiped it up with my friends five pound note
The first wank as well jesus, no cum
And then one day its there
I thought i was a cow
I do remember when i was put into isolation for throwing a condom in a girls hair and around six hours into the stretch of staring at a wall i had to jerk so i slipped my hand into my trousers and tugged quiet as a mouse and forty minutes later i wiped my ejaculate on the underside of the table
And one time i jerked and wiped it up with my friends five pound note
The first wank as well jesus, no cum
And then one day its there
I thought i was a cow
FootballFan
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Steverulez
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I lent my brother my laptop when I was about 14/15 (he is a couple of years old) when he had some mates over. I hadnt made much effort to hide it and they found my stash, looooool.
Facism
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The dreaded "right click > set as wallpaper' was blamed on a virus a few times in my past
LabouredSubterfuge
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jts
...hate me...
My father used to have this restaurant, and one (or more) of the employees had porn catalogues in their stuff. Yes, they bought porn VHS tapes from catalogues. Those were the days.
Anyway, a single catalogue was enough for me. There was a lot of content tbh.
So I took one from their drawers and hid it myself in the bathroom, between 2 shelves in the closet under the sink. Once in a while after school I would sneak in there and have a wank.
The story of my father owning that restaurant ended when there was a huge fire that destroyed like 50% of it.
So during the few weeks after the fire, when they were cleaning up and rescuing stuff from the debris, they found the catalogue. My father had a disappointment look in his face saying to me "you know, the employees were hiding porn in the bathroom"
Important stuff was going on, but I was seriously relieved in not getting caught.
Anyway, a single catalogue was enough for me. There was a lot of content tbh.
So I took one from their drawers and hid it myself in the bathroom, between 2 shelves in the closet under the sink. Once in a while after school I would sneak in there and have a wank.
The story of my father owning that restaurant ended when there was a huge fire that destroyed like 50% of it.
So during the few weeks after the fire, when they were cleaning up and rescuing stuff from the debris, they found the catalogue. My father had a disappointment look in his face saying to me "you know, the employees were hiding porn in the bathroom"
Important stuff was going on, but I was seriously relieved in not getting caught.
Heebie Jeebies
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I think my first exposure to porn was when my friend decided to watch a video in IT class. Not normal softcore porn either, it was some gangbang bukkake crap and everyone gathered round to watch it. Then the teacher came back into the room, my mate quickly alt tabbed back to Word and everyone else sat back at their computers.
Unfortunately for him, the school logged the activity on every computer and the teacher came back to pull him out of class :lol.
Unfortunately for him, the school logged the activity on every computer and the teacher came back to pull him out of class :lol.
Heavy's Sandvich
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Can we get this thread deleted now pls?
jts
...hate me...
FortuneFaded
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Fixed.
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