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Shanks D Zoro

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Yen said:
It's funny you guys are talking about nuclear bombs, as today it's Opposition Day in Westminster and the SNP, Plaid Cyrmu and the Greens are advocating to cancel the renewal of the Tridentnuclear missile system. Tories and Labour are against the idea (remember Labour were for total disarmament in the 80s). Presumably Lib Dems are also against the idea because lol they have no principles
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I genuinely believe we should store all the world's nukes in the mountains of Switzerland and save them until an alien invasion.
 
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Yurt

il capo silenzioso
Bisexuals are the PC version of human beings. The next step in evolution...love everyone
and everything <3

Shanks vs Wooden is the worst FootyGAF feud

they should learn something from Zabo v Hixx
 
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Broder Salsa

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Yurt said:
Shanks vs Wooden is the worst FootyGAF feud
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I didn't even realize we had a feud. Will up it then.

CCS said:
In the future everyone will be fucking everyone else.
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In Denmark we're already ahead, with legalized animal sex.
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CecilRousso

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Apparently Swansea can't sell Gomis for less then £8 million, because they owe him that much in a sign-on fee, that's supposed to be payed during his contract.

Nice piece of business there.
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Yurt

il capo silenzioso
Shanks D Zoro said:
I genuinely believe we should store all the world's nukes in the mountains of Switzerland and save them until an alien invasion.
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I think we should store them under the Allianz Arena.

because if they go off we can all say OH WELL


they can always go and snatch BVB's stadium
 
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Broder Salsa

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I would say store the nukes in Brøndby, but then Copenhagen would also take damage. This makes Brøndby an impossible junkyard to break down, the whole place is made of concrete and cement. We can't burn it down no matter how much it is attempted. It's a tumor we will have to live with forever, but we can squeeze the infection and rats out of it.

Blablurn said:
shut up you cunt
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Watch out. The mods are particularly moist on here in the winter months, less than that earns you a ban.


CCS said:
I didn't believe you, so I googled it. What the fuck?
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First to legalize porn too, we are just ahead again. In 10 to 20 years it will be completely normal to have a pleasure sheep in the garage.
 
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Wilbur

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WoodenLung said:
I would say store the nukes in Brøndby, but then Copenhagen would also take damage. This makes Brøndby an impossible junkyard to break down, the whole place is made of concrete and cement. We can't burn it down no matter how much it is attempted. It's a tumor we will have to live with forever, but we can squeeze the infection and rats out of it.



Watch out. The mods are particularly moist on here in the winter months, less than that earns you a ban.




First to legalize porn too, we are just ahead again. In 10 to 20 years it will be completely normal to have a pleasure sheep in the garage.
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Three different parts to this post and all three were sublime

I love u
 
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Broder Salsa

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CecilRousso said:
You guys really are our (Swedens) weird hillbilly cousins.
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That's just not true. We all know Sweden is the waste product of Danes and Norwegians. The good things to come out of Sweden in the last 50 years can be written on a 3 point list:


  • Nina Persson
  • Marcus Allback
  • Tobias Linderoth
 
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CCS

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WoodenLung said:
That's just not true. We all know Sweden is the waste product of Danes and Norwegians. The good things to come out of Sweden in the last 50 years can be written on a 3 point list:


  • Nina Persson
  • Marcus Allback
  • Tobias Linderoth
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Sweden has the better music though.
 
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Yen

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WoodenLung said:
That's just not true. We all know Sweden is the waste product of Danes and Norwegians. The good things to come out of Sweden in the last 50 years can be written on a 3 point list:


  • Nina Persson
  • Marcus Allback
  • Tobias Linderoth
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Norway:
  • Röyksopp
  • Farid
  • Oil
  • ???
At least Denmark and Sweden have brooding tv dramas.
 
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CecilRousso

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WoodenLung said:
That's just not true. We all know Sweden is the waste product of Danes and Norwegians. The good things to come out of Sweden in the last 50 years can be written on a 3 point list:


  • Nina Persson
  • Marcus Allback
  • Tobias Linderoth
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I won't argue about Nina Persson, but Tobias Linderoth? Whut? This guy in the middle?

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Hixx said:
Wooden is not a huge fan of swedes, he keeps calling them porridge eaters or something I don't really understand how that is an insult but he means it as one
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I don't either, but it's established that not even danish people understand danish people.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s-mOy8VUEBk
 
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Yurt

il capo silenzioso
Wilbur said:
Abba and Ikea meatballs make sweden better than denmark

The only good thing ever to come out of denmark is festen
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their women are fucking ANGELS


and by that I mean they're fucking guys like Emil xoxo.

but honestly, fucking fuck me did you see their blondes ;_; SURE Sweden are hotter but still
 
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L1NETT

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WoodenLung said:
That's just not true. We all know Sweden is the waste product of Danes and Norwegians. The good things to come out of Sweden in the last 50 years can be written on a 3 point list:


  • Nina Persson
  • Marcus Allback
  • Tobias Linderoth
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soundcloud?

and wasn't Celsius swedish. Or Finnish. Or German. Dunnae
 
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Broder Salsa

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Shanks D Zoro said:
That's a whole three things more than Denmark
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  • Me
  • Pornography (we legalized that shit and produced so much of it, that the germans dubbed it all, please thank us)
  • Jesper Grønkjær, the greatest footballer to ever play football
  • Lego

L1NETT said:
soundcloud?

and wasn't Celsius swedish. Or Finnish. Or German. Dunnae
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If we're going to count Celcius we might as well put Niels Bohr on there m8.

CCS said:
Sweden gave us Sabaton. That automatically makes Sweden best Scandinavia.
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Sabaton is everything wrong about metal.
 
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CecilRousso

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The only thing I'm sorry for us giving the world is Europe and the awful The Final Countdown. Nothing else. And meatballs are the best. Most "swedish" meatballs sold at Ikea, at least in europe, are actually polish though.
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jts

jts

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CecilRousso said:
The only thing I'm sorry for us giving the world is Europe and the awful The Final Countdown. Nothing else. And meatballs are the best. Most "swedish" meatballs sold at Ikea, at least in europe, are actually polish though.
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The Final Countdown is amazing, if only for Gob's entrances. There's nothing to apologize for.
 
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