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[Broder Salsa]

Quickly do a headstand to make the ref forgot you just kicked him

Any of you lot read The Gunslinger? Part of that Dark Tower thing iirc.

It's a proper hard read. Some sections are great then it gets stuck on nothing for pages and pages. It doesn't really seem like a long book at all but it feels like it sometimes... it's a bit like AFFC. Chapter after chapter of a boring character then you get to one you do like and it drives you on.

I get my Stephen King purely through movies and I prefer it that way.

 

[Lashley]

Need West Ham & Arsenal for my accumulator to win.

Not looking at all likely atm

 

[The_Hitcher89]

Meh.

The player nearest the camera. dat movement


@KidJr, Sterling has no reason to sign with any haste. He and his representatives know how important he is to us regardless of his age, and how much that is worth in this day and age.

@Hixx, don't expect anything great from The Dark Tower as a whole

 

[Gareth Bale]

Aston Villa FC ‏@AVFCOfficial 6m
BIG PLAYER NEWS: Exciting announcement pre-match. Be in your seats and fix your eyes on the stadium screens at 2.50pm. #AVFC

Maybe Delph is staying

or maybe Vlaar is staying

Wes, post if you are ok

 

[L1NETT]

Aston Villa FC ‏@AVFCOfficial 6m
BIG PLAYER NEWS: Exciting announcement pre-match. Be in your seats and fix your eyes on the stadium screens at 2.50pm. #AVFC

Maybe Delph is staying

or maybe Vlaar is staying

Wes, post if you are ok

pls be cleverley

pls oh lord

 

[The_Hitcher89]

Contract extension for Baker.

 

[Condom]

Cillissen is such a child

Look at the post-match interview, acting all big. Everybody knows just from the game that any random selected Feyenoord-player would finish him off in a boxing match.

 

[Coldnoodle]

Cornet showing some early promise.

 

[Shanks D Zoro]

nasty clash of heads in the Juve game. The chievo player cracked his head open.

 

[The_Hitcher89]

nasty clash of heads in the Juve game. The chievo player cracked his head open.

Classic Juve.

 

[Yen]

Any of you lot read The Gunslinger? Part of that Dark Tower thing iirc.

It's a proper hard read. Some sections are great then it gets stuck on nothing for pages and pages. It doesn't really seem like a long book at all but it feels like it sometimes... it's a bit like AFFC. Chapter after chapter of a boring character then you get to one you do like and it drives you on.

First book isn't great, but he wrote it when he was about 20, I believe.

Spoiler

Also, if I remember correctly, he gives someone an abortion by raping the women with his gun, wtf.

Books 2, 3, and 4 are all good. Haven't got any further than that because 2000s Stephen King isn't great.

 

[confuziz]

Look at the post-match interview, acting all big. Everybody knows just from the game that any random selected Feyenoord-player would finish him off in a boxing match.

He's frustrated Vermeer is actually better than him atm.

 

[Shanks D Zoro]

Classic Juve.

lol, Frey jumped into Evra

 

[The_Hitcher89]

lol, Frey jumped into Evra

Facts are irrelevant

Evra should be arrested for attempted murder

 

[Zabojnik]

Classic Juve.

 

[Shanks D Zoro]

There sure was a lot of red.

 

[The_Hitcher89]

I am red tho

 

[Coldnoodle]

2-0 bitches.

 

[Bold One]

Woke up at 1320. Has to be the latest I've slept in for years

Watched too much Friends then I had a dream about Rachel and I got close and I realized her old-lady chin was massive and I couldn't do it

 

[Coldnoodle]

Cornet is Sterling tier in finishing.

Yeesh.

 

[Broder Salsa]

 

[Blablurn]

the vanilla sky hype is real

 

[confuziz]

Not forced. At all.

 

[confuziz]

Red card defour :lol

 

[L1NETT]

new deal for Delph

goddamit cleverley

god

dammit

 

[Zabojnik]

Liverpool-like first half. We need to step up in the second, can't let the chance to go to +8 slip away.

 

[Milchmonster]

Der Spiegel: Zorc & Watkze wanted BVB to sign Mandzukic, Klopp opposed it. MM is no Lewandowski, but would've fit far better than Immobile

Spiegel: Klopp had doubts abt Mandzukic's character (after falling out w/ Pep?). imo could've also been abt pride, not taking Bayern scraps

Klopp is a fucking idiot if true.

This whole thing really means nothing. It was a loose discussion about who to sign as Lewandowski replacement. It's not like the deal was all but done and Klopp said no. It's all hypothetical. Who knows if Bayern were willing to sell us? Who knows at which price? Did Mandzukic even want to sign for us?

And seriously, who really thinks Bayern would have just sold him to us? We all know Rummenigge. He would have demanded some crazy shit like Reus definitely signing for them. Or at least, he would have delayed the transfer as long as possible. The situation is different now considering we are shit so far. But to think that negotiating with Bayern would have gone easily and well is mad.

 

[confuziz]

Kazim-Richards about Cillissen : 'He plays baby-games. He talks too much. He's talking to the wrong person.'

amazing

 

[Coldnoodle]

Four points clear at the top!

 

[Broder Salsa]

Not forced. At all.

What a guy, football needs more of that kind

 

[Blablurn]

This whole thing really means nothing. It was a loose discussion about who to sign as Lewandowski replacement. It's not like the deal was all but done and Klopp said no. It's all hypothetical. Who knows if Bayern were willing to sell us? Who knows at which price? Did Mandzukic even want to sign for us?

And seriously, who really thinks Bayern would have just sold him to us? We all know Rummenigge. He would have demanded some crazy shit like Reus definitely signing for them. Or at least, he would have delayed the transfer as long as possible. The situation is different now considering we are shit so far. But to think that negotiating with Bayern would have gone easily and well is mad.

The whole thing means everything and you should start to accept that my friend.

 

[Shanks D Zoro]

Liverpool-like first half. We need to step up in the second, can't let the chance to go to +8 slip away.

bring on Giovinco, give him a farewell send off.

 

[Hixx]

First book isn't great, but he wrote it when he was about 20, I believe.

Spoiler

Also, if I remember correctly, he gives someone an abortion by raping the women with his gun, wtf.

Books 2, 3, and 4 are all good. Haven't got any further than that because 2000s Stephen King isn't great.

i just read that part

 

[Milchmonster]

A 49-year-old joining a Serie A side?

I won't make the joke m8s

 

[LabouredSubterfuge]

Sounds like Liverpool are going to have to pay the Full Amount for Delph then.

 

[Zabojnik]

bring on Giovinco, give him a farewell send off.

Or, you know, Coman. But yeah, Giovinco could work as well.

 

[flabberghastly]

A 49-year-old joining a Serie A side?

I won't make the joke m8s

The league is the joke, and no one knows how to remake it.

 

[Shanks D Zoro]

that is truly terrifying

 

[Mista]

Almost an hour to go. COYG!

 

[Milchmonster]

The whole thing means everything and you should start to accept that my friend.

Do you think you would not be sick right now if Mandzukic signed for BVB?

Do you think you would have an Asian gf if Mandzukic signed for BVB?

Do you think Michael Ballack would be dead if Mandzukic signed for BVB?

Do you think I'd be banging Bar Refaeli if Mandzukic signed for BVB?

 

[Broder Salsa]

that is truly terrifying

 

[Coldnoodle]

I can't decide if Margot Dumont is hot or not.

 

[Bold One]

The league is the joke, and no one knows how to remake it.

but Pogba plays there so everything is ok

 

[Lender]

Defour has gotten 2 yellows after kicking the ball into the grandstands 2 times. What an idiot. :')

 

[Peco]

What a guy, football needs more of that kind

I wonder what will happen to his enthusiasm when Samp will go back to fighting for not getting relegated in the next years.

 

[Broder Salsa]

VAZQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEZ

 

[Blablurn]

Do you think you would not be sick right now if Mandzukic signed for BVB?

Do you think you would have an Asian gf if Mandzukic signed for BVB?

Do you think Michael Ballack would be dead if Mandzukic signed for BVB?

Do you think I'd be banging Bar Refaeli if Mandzukic signed for BVB?

He would have helped you. Stop listening to Klopps lies, Milch : ( I want only the best for you. The honey moon is over. And this is not me being an ass. I wanna help you. I wanna be close to you.

 

[Peco]

Yeh, fuck Samp.

 

[moai]

Juventus should force either vidal or pereyra to bleach blonde or shave or something.

 

[Shanks D Zoro]

Juventus should force either vidal or pereyra to bleach blonde or shave or something.

haha, it is confusing