I want to ravage the inner depths of that woman's fallopian tubes.
I want to stick my tongue down her throat and out her sublime arsehole.
I want to take her from behind, the veins in my mast throbbing as I watch her Vidal #23 jersey ruffle with every thrust.
Understandable. I mean, if she looks that good with a Juventus shirt on, imagine how good she'd look wearing a decent teams kit :lol