Okay okay okay, I have to step in here. While in no way shape or form am I saying that MLS can realistically be compared to the Bundesliga, Serie A, etc., it's far from an abomination. In fact your entire statement of the PL being the best league in the world due to the fact that "any team can win on their day" is something that also happens in MLS. I'd say every game matters even MORE in MLS, due to the playoff format and the salary caps. And before you say "hur hur playoffs hur" every game seriously matters. Currently in the Western Conference, the table stands like this:That's what makes PL the best league in the world. Any team can win on their day regardless of the opposition. The only thing that comes close is La Liga and only 2 teams can realistically win that, as you said. Serie A is only good when Napoli play. Bundesliga is weak. Ligue 1 is a joke. MLS is an abomination.
W2 HOU 34 23 39 7
W3 FCD 34 21 33 7
W4 SEA 34 23 36 5
W5 POR 34 24 42 3
W6 SJ 32 23 26 -9
W7 VAN 31 21 32 1
One game. One win. That's all that separates 7th and 2nd right now. That's insane. Also, as someone who lives in England, when's the last time you watched much MLS? It's gotten much, much better the last couple years. There's still a ton of room for improvement, but the quality of play has definitely improved past the "retirement league" stigma. Plus like, it's just fun to go and support a local team.
We're also lucky in Portland to have Diego Valeri. He's fun. (Also, LOL @ Jermaine Jones in this GIF) https://twitter.com/TotalMLS/status/894267895932268544