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Football Thread |OT10| A Street Ass Named Premier
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pulga
Banned
Song like pass by Carrick to RVP just now. 10 minutes to Chichaglory.
OMG ANOTHER HERNANDEZ MISS. FROGIES MAD.
Wait wut? lol
OMG ANOTHER HERNANDEZ MISS. FROGIES MAD.
Wait wut? lol
Mourinho got sacked
The Atticus
Member
Mourinho got sacked. But then he didn't. We're all inocentes.
Broder Salsa
Banned
No but Di Matteo got sacked.
pulga
Banned
Marcelo Lippi has taken over at Madrid.
Arsenal bought some dude from Valencia.
Torino is still shit.
What? When?
Torino are the moral victors of italy.
Of course it's pure conjecture, and a little bit troll-ish on my part. I don't think he's a good manager at all, but sometimes sacking a manager isn't the answer, especially when you have a board like Blackburn do.
The players were always behind him, and he's probably one of the only managers who would put up with their crazy owners. And maybe that was the problem. Steve Kean wasn't the reason this happened at all.
Now it's looking like the only way is down, to me.
If this was a film, and that was the twist, you'd have very few people complaining that the plot didn't make sense.
I enjpy the sarcasm but that "dude"'s name is Rami. and hes a decent cb.
From what Im gathering... looking to be the case... sigh.
Or I missed something.
Elconfidential says something about Ancelotti being offered to madrid. Al thani suggests a swap of ancelotti mou to florentino but no response...
...I'm starting to consider adding Elconfidential to my blacklist, they can keep marca company. gonna see if I can hit up on that socio and ask for an update.
fadetoblack
Member
What's not to understand? It's like, if RVP played for Olympiacos F.C., I'd support Yokohama Marinos. Makes perfect sense.
I agree that sacking the manager isn't always the best option, but it was the correct option for Blackburn, and they didn't do it in time. The problem to a large extent is the cancerous ownership, who're clueless beyond belief, to the point where you're accusing them of nefarious activity, but Kean was their lapdog.
All the players weren't behind Kean, by the way, Nelsen wasn't and was shipped off to Spurs for a few months, and Salgado was prevented from playing because of financial reasons.
What i meant was that italy would be a 1 club league if he joined. God, people these days... No wonder, you guys are dumb enough to get caught.
Broder Salsa
Banned
Just finished jerking off to Cardigans - Gran Turismo, damn she was hot in that music video with the fake tattoo and all, kid version of me fantasied about fondling her maybe small but fantastic boobies many times. Also so awesome to listen to while playing Gran Turismo.
Did anyone get fired in the meantime?
If Pardew was manager of Wigan I would support Brøndby.
Did anyone get fired in the meantime?
If Pardew was manager of Wigan I would support Brøndby.
pulga
Banned
Doesn't make any difference to you if it's a one club league, it's not as if Torino is going to win the scudetto any time soon SMH
Join me at Madrid, Timmy. The lols are neverending.
Second round of the CL and top of the league. Fucking morons if they do.
yellow submarine
Member
If I was Ancelotti, I'm not sure how I'd take all of this shit each season. I mean, yes, he's got the wipingtearswithmoney.gif thing going, but seriously. Dude wins trophies and leagues and he still gets fired or people still talk about him getting moved around. What the fuck does a guy have to do to get some respect and a knighthood? Oh, you mean take an average squad with a couple of superstars and make them win 19 titles-- ok got it.
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I should just stop posting. Half the shit i say doesnt make sense... One thing i know for sure is that, Torino wins the scudetto every year in my heart. Fuck madrid
^^^it's too early to sack Ancelotti. His team is coming up nicely. They've been getting good results lately. Plus, they have Moura coming in January and they can get a few more players in the January transfer window. I heard they're going to swoop in for Baines. These days, you never know what these Sheikhs are thinking.
pulga
Banned
The fuck? Are you getting this from your same "source" as all the Benzema bullshit? He's terrible at his job, his rumors are completely whack.
december 21st (at approximately 10.35pm) is the last time i jerked off. i've stopped looking at porn all together. i'm going to do this for at least a month, and am curious about the--hopefully--positive effects it will have on me.
will i be able to look at a woman without imagining my cum dripping out of her eye sockets, nose and mouth? will i be able to look at a woman without thinking about how hot it'd be if she'd fart directly into my nose? will i be able to love again? will my attention span increase?
will football survive
i hope to provide you with answers late january/early february.
I was lolling when I heard that Blackburn fans wanted Di Matteo. Instead of a CL winning manager they've got a Snday League manager. I disliked the way the fans turned on Steve Kean, but the owners are unbelievable.
These pictures always get me. So awkward. He's been kissing some major ass.
These pictures always get me. So awkward. He's been kissing some major ass.
Erm, yes?
We're consumers, not supporters. We pay ridiculous amounts of money to watch the football, and we're charged £4 for a beer that we have to drink in sheltered, quarantined areas like pigs.
People talk about the dying atmosphere at football grounds and it's completely true. Anfield's often hush quiet during a middle of the road league match, because the working class fan has been priced out of the game, to be replaced by gentry foreigners who can afford to pay £400 for a match.
No offense intended for foreign Liverpool fans here, i'm not against foreign football fans at Anfield, I am against any football fan who turns up, doesn't get behind the team, and spends the game slating a specific player, regardless of where they come from. Their negativity spreads.
I did that once, went something like 23 days without masturbating, and by the end of it it was fucking ridiculous. I was getting erections at adverts, and during Homeland and shit, so one day when everyone was out I put an end to the nonsense, shoved on some porn, and let loose. It was unbelievable. Cum exploded with the force of a thousand Drogbas, uncontrollably. When I told my housemates I referred to it as a FUBAR wank.
The Atticus
Member
fadetoblack
Member
HALA MADRID! SQUAD WITH SECOND BEST PEPE!
Favourite Spanish team by a country mile. Fuck Barcelona, bunch of cunts.
I bet porn stars don't jerk off for a week just to prepare for facial scenes.
I run to the bathroom after. I get caught up in the moment and forget.
Oh god it just never stops dribbling out the peephole
fadetoblack
Member
You really just need to keep a roll of toilet paper by your computer/tablet/binoculars inside the bushes etc. At least an old sock or something, man! Come on.
Mother of god... what other of your bodily orifices would it dribble out? Wait, don't answer that.
FootballFan
Member
Nothing wrong with it, was just a joke lol.
:lol
I don't even sign in on it, I'll make a new account and add you guys on that one.
Signing in with Uckmyick is embarrassing :lol
actually nope. writing is on wall. apparently the owners want mou or some shit like that. rumours these days...
/shrugs
Broder Salsa
Banned
Remember when living home and only just starting to masturbate I would just before climax, hide my boner ready to explode in my pants line and put my shirt of it to cover the swollen monster. Then I would run to the toilet to finish my business, which was down stairs and a bit away from my room. Worst was meeting a family member while you were rushing there, but I'm amazed when looking back at it that I could actually do that, guess the pants being tight there helped me not ejaculate before meeting the target.
Bud I hope you find the answers you are looking for.
Bud I hope you find the answers you are looking for.
I don't keep old socks, that's weird! The second they don't fit me or there's a hole, they go in the bin. I can't keep rolls next to my bed because then my parents know. they KNOW. It's safer to just do it when no one's around and then run to get some toilet roll
or eat it lol jk or am i lol jk or am i lol jk or am i lol jk or am i
Broder Salsa
Banned
Condoms for a wank, you think we are millionaires m8?
baby why you gotta hurt me like that
Basically I lie on my back and depending on how many I've had, how long it's been etc it either shoots around my belly and chest or just dribbles out. Then I run to the bathroom being careful that it doesn't drip on the floor.
and then my brother reads this forum and i shoot myself in the head
Broder Salsa
Banned
At least we now know why no hair grows on your body, it's in a constant cocoon of your semen which does not allow for growth.
FootballFan
Member
Hahahahaha. Wooden you post some crazy shit sometimes lol.
That's why you would be in my favourite posters list.
Oh shit here comes another fav posters list.
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